r/TiHi - CURSED HUGS

disclaimer [Music] my neckline in Beynon oh well good morning ladies lasses and lasses I hope you're all doing Danny final issues this day welcome to the clique and I figured that the best way to appreciate this fine day is to record something so cursed so by contrast the rest of the day seems to be amazing so just sit back relax and let the contrast fly enjoy wife I regret getting you that blender for Christmas me drinking toast why just put it in a plastic bag and hook it up to my veins directly woman they always spell my name wrong Jeff yeah Jeff here is your cup of water with extra whip they should have called the police when you ordered water with whipped cream can I get diet watcher please oh yeah that is a creamy surprised with kills 99% of the germs and how to draw good a shark draw peepee add fins and profit snack draw peepee add face a profit a BP a draw board erase face profit if we learned anything from this yard is that our animals in the animal kingdom came from the pp and not just mommy daddy activities they literally evolved from the PP Charles darvin's tree of PP imagine effing a magician and he not in you you freak out but then he says psych check your ear Jesus Christ has left the chat that's what they call when they say sideways Michelangelo had no reason to give God a thick juicy ass but he did and did that for all of us Oh God oh these are my two favorite images of all time that was meant to be in reverse order and now I look like a terrible person remember to stay hydrated Heavenly Father the humans have started doing the naughties for enjoyment they've also started screaming your name when they climax not gonna lie it does turn me on a bit Oh God you little naughty wotty oh this is a new strategy all when you're doing the naughties yell God's name you'll seduce your way into heaven when it's time for you to go so that's my new strategy I'm gonna scream God God oh hello my son you've been a naughty boy come on in and we can discuss it in more detail how to force yourself staying at home one more month I'll let's see I'm gonna cut this and Coleman and dry ah yes I'm not leaving for a month you can always wear a bag on your head me whatsapp dak well your test results came in and why did you why do you have kids they did it that's Bonnie's my console dork hey stop but man lord please forgive me I thought this was a cheese steak this this joke killed me stop for I am dead a dead ass you know what this has fam it's not pale corn this is teeth on the cob probably corn instead of teeth instead it's the reverse universe that everyone loves her now yes I will eat you with my eyeballs YUM when life gives the onions make onion aid I actually had this once when I was sick I had a friend of mine cook me up it wasn't onions but it was like a garlic thing like boiled water with a lot of garlic in it apparently it's like antioxidative but the thing was I was already feeling so sick and trying to drink that with like lumps of garlic in it was the worst worst thing anybody's ever suggested to me I was feeling more sick for like two days and after that all garlic things were ruined for me for like six months I couldn't eat garlic bread or anything because I just got that you know freakin barfi feeling in my body when I smelled it it was so bad so don't do this kids bored in lockup thank me later oh so it's like the fishing thing with the oh those are not fishing rods well you know it's kind of good in one way because when you have these attached you don't have to lock eyes which after the whole quarantine can be Rioch word because we kind of lost all our social skills not that the skills for that impressive to begin with but you know it's startup easy you can you can be in the same room but don't have to look at each other and shark cats yes you have the big white shark you have the whale cat shark that one is kind of tiny and cute actually and you have the hammer shark can I have that small cute one as a pet please I kind of like it rise and shine a not safer work clothes than those subs yeah ain't not safe or it post in our / teehee hmm I kind of like this sub because it's cursed but it's not like over-the-top dark it's the good kind of cursed scooby-doo into the shaggy burst oh okay so so do they like do the naughties together you know they all have shaggy genes so if they have to do it over and over kind of iterate it you will get like the pure pure shaggy shagging shaggy baby ona's time is over welcome baby window yeah Face Swap just remember to bring that bad boy with you can imagine if this but it actually looked like when they dug it up and parents of toddlers keep your child amused than challenged into quarantine with this Peppa Pig jigsaw you know how the universe was born there are theories that there are interstellar just missiles basically you know that meteors that have biological materials that kind of fertilize planets and this is my illustration of that Spaceballs a pregnant woman has eight limbs and is therefore in an arcade yeah when it becomes kind of deformed and the baby's arms and legs start coming out of different orifices so the arms come out of the ears and then the legs come out of the personal areas and then it's kind of like AB yeah there you go to get Spooner wife nice it's it normal to jerk off while imagining someone you know IRL edit oh thank God I can finally stop feeling guilty about donating to my sister after eating about it's all for fake deep dark fears when I was younger I worried that when I died of the count extra in other people's dreams sometimes I feel that all the people in my dreams are dead and have nowhere else to go good night everyone sleep tight American Girl releases first doll with hearing loss wait the other ones can hear us this is a rare specimen of the plague doctor they just take that beak and they put it in your mouth and they just pick all that sickness audience love welcome to McDonald's can I take your order please can I get a beast turgor because I hate life can I please get a beast sugar thank you a pizza but everything is crust except the crust oh Jesus crust that is and the worst thing is that you're holding the sticky part when you're gonna try to eat it and then it's all just dry bread this is a ticket or is it a cracker you only have today to like this but but it can't really jump with the front legs to the same extent so when it tries to jump the the but will just shoot up and it kind of leader like this twirls around the head gotcha the clown have you any final words just one gotcha I'm putting the exit back in execution it almost works shut up untitled goose monstrous well JK of course her name is Meg goose when you look into your eyes you turn into bread the government asking Americans to stop giving rim jobs will be in the history books forever it out with your grandchildren study about this pandemic they will write papers on the government begging people to stop eating ass a guide to eating ass in spit be offered ass inspect ass kissing can easily pass and can in nineteen Reming mouth condoms can reduce contact with saliva or feces are nice okay so you put a condom on your tongue basically cool thank you for that for that image yes your shoes are very naughty they're really into the socks they're having the socks oh yeah I I can hear it now I totally booted up the laughter in this room oh yeah these these shoes have a lot of personality you can even say they even have a soul that was my soul escaping it's not incest if you say now chroma hmm my eye is kind of falling downwards gravity well it's an iterative process keep the best genes within a family and then when your kids have the kids and then kids kids have the kitty kitties and then when they do too kitty kitty naughty naughty z' then you know it will be perfect trust me I've played orc survival evolved this is how it works mutations means stat increase yes and cool colors my butt are all waiting for me to finish looking up mean so I can finally wine oh and morning of awkwardness is far better than the night of loneliness he that goat well they do say the goats eat you know a lot of different things they eat like cans weird food like yeah they eat anything if you know what I mean their target spiegel then I'm trendy rappy did wash your hands two things you should know one I am from a town called coming GA - someone from our town to sign a version of monopoly for us and it's selling at Walmart 1998 coming ah Polly ah it wouldn't be the first one to conquer that coming - hey yeah mom why are you so tired me he haunts me my sleep mom who does me ilan task well he looks more terrifying here than in Rick and Morty there was kind of a fun meme but you never really think about how it would look in real life I think there seem in a movie called tusks when they kind of it's like horror crappy horror movie when they're like research you're right a guy into a yeah AAA tusky husky whoo-whoo honestly I I don't hate this this is kind of fun it's a bit of a mess with all the cords but it's kind of nifty yo or slash ass credit what is the quickest way to get rid of a boner first Big Bird does his hourly drive-by of laughing at the slaves in his plantation it doesn't look as cute and Corky in real life as it as it do in the animes lesson learned we should only watch anime and not interact with real life the dark fears I worry that after I die all my senses will continue to work I don't know if embalming could be worse cremation this is actually I think there's an episode from Doctor Who when they catch some weird radio signals and it turns out everybody remains conscious after the dead so in the future they create this really weird like graveyard and they just put corpses behind glass so pretty much relatives can come and like stare at their dead ones because they believe that the dead ones are technically still alive but can't really do anything get back where were three we are never going to stop at this year World War three never Austria bushfire yes now you can go the de poppy will be with your best friend Arianna Gandhi the best of the world dangerous women Gandhi Wandy that is one of the worst haircuts I've seen that's when you're into quarantine too long you feel gross and you try to cut your own hair and it ends up like this relatable family I realized what bothers me about the skyrim horses head-tracking normal horses don't look at you head on because they see better to decide which implies that skyrim horses are predators [Music] welcome to McDonald's fun for the whole family do you want a happy meal or do you want a happy meal if you know what I mean free mask ah it's also free hugs all-in-one yes yes you the world is your oyster in Animal Crossing let's do it doggy style you get get it because it sounds like animals and it can be dogs and yeah chocolate lab yellow lab black lab well lattes losses and la Sol's that is as for this godforsaken video I do hope that you enjoyed it and down below you my links to patreon to screwing all those amazing places how do than that and I will see you in the next video take care [Music]

Channel: The Click

Views: 536,119

Rating: 4.9486513 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: r_8v6NYLIjM

Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 24 2020