r/HolUp - thats... OH NO

disclaimer when your dad dies and you have to act like it didn't just do a choreographed musical number call I just can't know is he dead no I have to be king now so we'll say well good evening ladies losses and losses and welcome to the clique today we're gonna look at some more slash hole up because yes I do hope you enjoy this video when you a snapshot a tasteful new to a girlfriend ma'am just saw you PP ah let me know will say have fun with the whole family have a nice family dinner their mother just like leaning over like hey there Steve how you doing today you want some that's in my past that whoa what when you were balls deep in an Alabama girl and she says you flip better than my uncle don't compare me to my father your family tree looks like the recycling symbol there's girls spin my jeans right round right round baby chromosome Barry Allen does my friend look like Pocahontas mmm she looked like the people that took her land oh oh oh my god is that a cat or a sheep no chat don't call it that police hey hmm crossbreeding has gone too far what do you call it when you crossbreed a chihuahua with a pit ball its subordinate my keyword looks fresh in the dark yet really lighting up when you're watching that you gotta just sneak those little sneakers in there I wish I was fearless it is done great now I can't kill myself wait no Ukrainian police officers request a list of doing western city of cool what hey I've seen this one oh no oh no all that's so bad the most offensive thing as a black man is when you're walking down the street and an old white woman clutches her purse you really think she's stronger than me [Music] if that really took a turn ouu wat ramen with your prejudice like nah man I go to the gym Karen you you ain't got a chance it's burned when I pee that's how you know this pair hearts hopefully you gonna realize that something is wrong finger guns well STDs are like Pokemon you gotta catch em all ah Phillip Lewis just beat up a homeless woman so she can go to a hospital and have a bed to sleep on hashtag God's plan oh god bless hmm I just found out my girlfriend is pregnant I'm going over to see one witch which one should I use white or classic brass oh no he's talking about he's not talking about the shirts I'm a potato and if I was you'll be Chaffetz you're a ginger [ __ ] that's like honestly one of the best combats comebacks to accusation like that pick a number 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 ok hog ah you know oh well that's unlucky that's like you know if you have an inverse lottery you win on every ticket except one that's basically what this is FEM i named my dog 5 miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day I ran over 5 miles today I named my dog awesome so I can say I am freaking awesome man's best friend with benefits I am selling a deer I'm selling a deer sometimes he barks because he has autism when all else fails I can always mashed potato grandpa's ashes ah ah yeah you know what they say carbon based lube police don't Jesus Christ when your wife gave birth yesterday and you don't feel any dad joke powers kick in yet yet the neighbor is a comedian all of a sudden oh no well it sounds like he nee borrowed into your wife I'm the neighbor what do you want to be when you grow up I want to be Michael Jordan when I grow up what do you need to do to achieve your dreams one get bigger to shave my head three be black oh how romantic all the candles and this beautiful floor obtained wait a minute nothing says I love you on a first day quite like sacrificing their soul to Satan dolphins are the only animals other than humans that enjoy the naughties I had to Frick a lot of animals to figure that out what wait enjoying your meat ah geez can't we just have one dinner date where she doesn't mention the time I shot her mom well I hope it's not the mom being served on the table as well I like my whiskey like I like my man twice my agent from Scotland smokey full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little left in an oak barrel for at least three years with very little oxygen yes that was the early days of like tanning machines just getting there and hopefully the skin gets some colouring from that whiskey golden brown you're what I'm black let's make a panda well they are endangered you got to do it for the species yes do it save the pandas Mars rover yeah there are no aliens at home and Mars is also flat moving on when she choked me daddy and you get a little carried away I [ __ ] ah yeah I remember that episode from my childhood it was a weird episode I don't think I contextual Isis until I was a bit older yikes have y'all noticed how quiet anti-vaxxers have been lately yeah it doesn't really fit the narrative does it apparently burying your children is pretty time-consuming the worst part of most of the time is not even their own children falling ill it's like other people around them are that mean immunocompromised and their children just spread stuff around because yeah okay hmm I don't know how to describe it good work down here come on get him he wants to leave with our pain I'm going to heaven no you stay right here and pay your medical bill good sir the power red power green power what when she about in and you pull out and say your free trial us up please purchase the full experience that's how you do it as a male naughty salesman it's it's fight a cliffhanger that's why I preferred my naughty partner to be on crack cracked version always free rust on Steam early access review wake up on beach wander meet some guys dressed up in trash holding ak-47s how are you naked I come follow us you're our prisoner now they bring me to a base with a crudely drawn flag on it they bring me in to their base sing for us I don't say anything well you're useless aren't you bring him in the Thunderdome wait of what they bring into a prison with another naked now fight me and the naked fight intensive ly with rocks I kill him everyone is screaming ahh snack bar in the in a bath in a bad middle-eastern accent they bring me outside for a break one member leaves the base and I run outside while the door is open being shot at by ak-47 small zigzagging I escaped into the desert then I left Egypt bought rust and the same thing happened in rust it's so realistic you know those naughty houses Delille of wooden houses with a hole for your peepee the people hanging trees apparently those are for birds you mean birds has the slang where you call girls birds or you mean like pecked ex-priest the schools on fire we have to save the children teacher to children and priests do you think we have time hmm oh I don't want to die a virgin it looks like a comic we're like welcome to last Wish Foundation how can I help you little girl I don't want to die a virgin and then a lock in the yeah it was fun comic why is race such an issue it doesn't matter if you're normal or black we're all humans period normal no my disappointment is immense and my hope for this world is now in the negative you saved my kids ah corpse retrieval man never eat pizza again or Frick three kittens and ten hardest choices ever a personality test 1990 $5 Trump Pizza Hut oh I see yes I see what happened right there and that's how furries were made it's Donald Trump Thank You T's and then you death Mixy matchy and Yahoo this man is protecting his woman from the harmful rays of the Sun at the bus stop most romantic shine I've ever seen yeah this very romantic very public public display of affection look away children Oh God yes protecting the women for a maximum concentration whoever put the tables in that order you probably sneeze so hard in your brain came out of your ears or something this is ridiculous me licks the knife clean everyone else in the operating room what the [ __ ] oof if a service dog approaches you and he is alone it means that the owner can't move and is in trouble follow him and you will get a free wallet you can also take the pants for free if you really want to when I'm working I don't have lunch until I'm 30 every person on set has had a chance to eat first any hathaway on how she avoids being put poi poison what this sounded so nice until I read it it sounded like I want to make sure my crew has eaten if anybody has any troubles and yeah no it's just you know a royalty with their with their tasters but a modern worship get you a girl that cooks mmm are you boiling pizza is that a pee yeah they usually say like pineapple on pizza is bad I don't agree by the way but I think we all can agree to have a common enemy you know unite against a common enemy of boiled pizza look how dark these are I like my men like I like my grapes ah good one okay Wow six-year-old me when I take down seven feet but I don't see China yeah yeah all I ever found were my siblings well your family was bigger than you thought it was that's a bonus don't try a China I have the high ground car drivers when they see each other hmm bus drivers when they see each other yeah violets when they see each other oh my baby treats me so good until it's a full moon you learn something new every day just realize that these little bumps on the steering wheel are in Braille so the blind drivers have no trouble finding the horn to alert other drivers when necessary what blind drivers are sloshed ass credits what is the weirdest thing a complete stranger has done to you I got told to show me a dance while on a crosswalk the car had several guys in it I did and they'd she heard I'm a 6-4 240 pound a very hairy man it was an interesting experience real tatis had hairs on them yes wanna buy a graham cracker a grandma what a grandma Kay mmm don't worry nothing to be afraid of when you wake up you will have a brand new heart that's it let it anesthetic take hold nurse bring the laptop close to the table turn off the volume to the max YouTube how to perform heart surgery hey guys it's Cory here welcome to Cory's world we're gonna look at how to do a heart surgeon tree my vlog experience so get your patient on the side and we can do it together in today's log remember to smash like and subscribe and check out my merch store in the description also subscribe to my Instagram where I posted pictures of this timeline of how to operate a heart live on camera and also check out the livestream Jesus Christ it really do be like that I met a girl crying outside a mall I asked her what's wrong she said she lost $200 so I gave her $40 from the two hundred dollars I picked up at the entrance when God blesses here you must bless others I found your wallet I'm a cotton in half and you can have half of it and I keep half of it quick animal facts most coyotes are illiterate wait what do you mean most do you mean that some can read wait what a Marty Marty Marty look I turn myself into a pickle cool okay so some Morty's just insane and okay yeah that's serious to go dark turn everyone who has seen my secret technique must die consider it an honor ultimate hyper happens hmm hmm no one can live to tell the tale why bother naming it though if anybody who sees that dice this is Sarah she is 45 years old she has two children she has never exercised the day in her life yet she eats anything she wants and stay up until 3:00 a.m. drinking beer what's your secret and no secret oh man that's kind of Sarah still one in the upper right corner of the picture oh yeah yeah that seems more reasonable give me my sister's boyfriend wants to fight because I asked his girl in my way my sister's boyfriend was oh no oh you thought it was bad and then it came with the old twist arrow when the high it's even worse magnet me being murdered tell my girlfriend I love her wife murdering intensifies Stephen King I apologize and I'm sorry aren't quite the same thing not a good idea to say I apologize at a Funeral well dad you made a bookshelf yeah first thing I ever made that I'm proud of it might also mean that you adopted or birth what's the difference between a child and a hooker no clue she's sick Frick wait the world lost eight years into 1500s due to calendar changes that means this year is actually 2012 Oh God the Mayan calendar was right or was it a snake one I think it was the Mayan calendar yeah okay it's the same picture dad your mother just passed away Oh dad Lal doesn't mean lots of love I know what it means you ignore me must have been a rough divorce okay I can't side me you don't have a chance i'ma whup you see my whip you so hard you wish it had it of its own oh yeah come here boy imma put this down I made I made a terrible mistake when latias losses and losses that is a precipitous - what are you doing down below Felix - Pedro Mota's I miss you Wow mom always told me laughs knocking locks oh [ __ ] you think [Music]

Channel: The Click

Views: 463,733

Rating: 4.9707284 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: wlc89wAUJrU

Length: 15min 43sec (943 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 21 2020