r/TIHI • crunchy ice cream

venice italy patrick starr see this similarities what's going on guys and welcome back to daily my name is damian and today we're going through r slash thanks i hate it oh brock let milk first i thought it just said broccoli milk no that's broccoli which i think is actually worse [Laughter] pasteurized homogenized god awful oh no it's just broccoli no it's milk flavored with broccoli juice okay so yeah it is broccoli milk i thought it was like chocolate and broccoli because that implies broccoli but i think i'm wrong there here's a c-3po with human eyes because i know you've all been wondering what c-3po would look like with human eyes so i've sorted that out for you and you i will not be paying for your therapy thanks i hate the alien cabbage farm it all looks so delicious though doesn't it oh i'm trying to figure out what's going on with the cards at first if there was anything different but now it's just people throwing cards right into the parking spots which is the worst way to put your card away i talked about this in a different video but shopping carts are the ultimate tale of whether or not you follow laws because if you don't put this in the cart caddy you there's no one that's gonna tell you to you know it's not against the law it's completely by your own free will but if you don't do it i know what kind of person you are like you're the kind of person who like forges like you you make fraudulent checks i already know you you defraud the irs if this is how you put your shopping cart away 100 100 i'll bring you charlie you will yeah i mean just me and all the me and all the old people need to stretch out our weird gross coagulated veins anyway don't look at us we'll eat you we'll kill you that's just gross looking thanks i hate cheesecake and i've seen this image before so i'm kind of immune to the cheesecake i'm gonna be perfectly honest with you i'm not bothered by it get better material thanks i hate it and i've seen the chicken arms i'm i think you can't get me with that you can't corn oatmeal well actually let me think about that it's there for oh it looks like ugh you know what the more i look at it it's like tapioca and i don't like tapioca all right i'm going to go to the next house i'm going to puke now who is that bear who the hell is that are these croc suits the the the ladies in tactical mode if you look at her like she she's ready for everything peanut butter jelly sandwich that's a cursed image you know what hey good morning to everyone except the guy who put his pb and j in reverse all right why he just he likes to have he likes the feeling in his hands [Laughter] i don't like danny trejo looking at me like that i prefer looking at me in any other way than that i'm not a fan of that that stare diglett used scratch oh gosh i feel presentation is as important as the meal itself and that's why i did things like this thanks i hate this police vehicle disguised as a yellow cab from the rear looks like they couldn't make up their mind halfway through it's very strange looking just doesn't make a lot of sense wow i [ __ ] hated that holy sh especially the second one dude that looks like a monster i am not a fan oh look at it it's a drive partition god i don't know how i feel about seeing the drive cut into like that that makes me hurt but it is indeed a drive partition very funny very silly look at all these elevator buttons oh they're all out of order too i think we're missing a few numbers quite a few numbers in fact you know this is just a sloppy ass elevator and i've never seen one like this but there's always photos of these on reddit and i don't know if it's by intention or if they're just like finding these on in the wild oh oh i hate that oh no if england did video games about plumbers supermark well that is the worst thing i've seen in my life i don't know what to make at number 21 here so i'm just gonna go ahead and let you guys look at it for a little bit can you just get a five second appreciation for this game boy more fun than a ferret down your trousers what what do you mean what why are you stuffing ferrets down your pants you freak how about we just get this picture of guy fieri with normal hair to shatter your perspective of reality uh oh he looks like a real estate broker you know his collar's the same color as his jeans you know what that means it's a big one-piece suit you know what do you think about this frog you guys like this froggy what you think zelda was 20 years ago what zelda actually was 20 years ago damn really oh my god no they're absolutely correct dude video games are old as hell the good news we finally have solid confirmation on how gif is pronounced the bad news pronounced yiff no yes yes yeah no this is like the language equivalent of king solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half not a fan thanks i hate the hanging sculpture of circus acrobats at bay university pinned at the nipples global warming is a hoax the orcas did it again come here penguins top layer pure hot dog water jello middle layer hot dog water jello with chunks of hot dog suspended in it bottom layer hot dog jello all layers 100 disgusting so if i'm a human what the [ __ ] is this a model of oh you know those who came before the crucial fourth ice cream bowl was lost at some point forever altering the vibe so now it's ice cream you scream we all scream which is perfect for 2020 and 2021 still going to i guess things are still downright down the train if you have a bad cough take laxatives then you'll be afraid to cough don't want to fill your trousers do you you know wear diapers like a baby that's right don't cough rapper i got a t in every state me wondering how they're liquidating gasping oh what it's like how has he got pictures that are different states of matter what outback mage strut this place is chalkers with ripper material components casted spells is gonna be a piece of piss magic shop attendant trembling sir i don't speak extra planner languages please just buy things and go i don't know what you're saying wow what the [ __ ] am i looking at this is a banana this is a banana nah that's a banana chief it's me why do you always say it's uh me because i am one of many a single mario in an endless mariotian toad i dare you to tell me i dare you to tell me that peaches in another castle make my day hot moon oh i don't like that hot mood yeah i hate it you're welcome looks like a dry erase marker [Laughter] eats the lollipop zips it back up you may have captured me but i'll never tell you the secret launch codes tell me no no no mr bond with this mind projector you'll show me oh i'm praying i'm so pregnant james what i'll do with all this milk mr bond [Music] where'd she get into the mind projector just starts sobbing mozart cinderella mozzarella am i right fox news shows news about foxes bbc news well i think we all know where this is going so i won't speak any further this nicholas cage is a cat i already know this is on some sort of scam website too all right all right everybody okay if i had a nickel for every time i got confused i'd be like where this nick will come from and then there'd be another nickel and i'd think what's with the nickels leading to more and more nickels and confusion and slowly i'd be crushed by nickels without ever knowing why and where'd this nickel come from just starts happening disney frozen olaf the snowman face paint tutorial jesus christ i've seen the gates of hell and it's painted his own love ah oh no onions bring a new level of crunch to ben and jerry's a crunch that should never exist in a ben and cherries you all rock it with the jan shorts it's got tons of tons of cargo room say people people in reality lance are actually farming us by giving us oxygen daily until we eventually decompose so they can consume us we're not the apex predators we thought we were thanks i hate bug to miss prime the scariest creepiest and crawliest transformer made of chica shells what the [ __ ] is that it is a procoptidon a procoptidon is an extinct genus of giant short-faced kangaroos oh yeah and it looks just like that wow these are horrifying what are you gonna ask santa for my mom says santa's not real my mom says you're not real oh no point of view that's the that's the perspective of love folks y'all ever get so bored you just decide to shave a strawberry take a bite i want to tell me how it tastes hey here's a hermit crab using a discarded doll head for a shell which is the the most cursed thing i think i've seen here thus far right next to the procoptidon that was terrifying too never tuck your shirt in again with the shirt onesie carefully handles your package and makes you look proper hey what are we having today sir i think we'll do a short and back on the sides and a number two on the top hey thank you thank you for the number two on the top especially i thought you'd forget gentlemen can i interest you when i shrek kachowski yes thank you d shrimp the vein toss it in the trash [Music] full of nutrition in this house we believe bigfoot is real i am going to kiss him he will be my lover i will be the little spoon me and bigfoot will [ __ ] and you can't stop us rules in this house when you pull on that little bit of dead skin and more starts coming with it and that's what it feels like baby that's true that's life the light was broken in the guest room on the wall was a painting of a face i barely slept the next morning i saw the painting was actually a window oh no thanks i'm okay the sound of mom brought a friend home from the bar sounds like macaroni in a pot that's a wet a surname toad mother carries her young embedded in the skin of her back after mating the eggs sink gradually into the female's back and the skin pad forms over the eggs the froglets emerge over a period of days thrusting their head and four legs out first then struggling free and that is your tripophobia triggered i guarantee it i love summer and not on my watch oh never mind and now i got malaria why do people get their fisting records tattooed i don't understand like why is that important let you know how hard we can go in the paint it'd be [ __ ] up if our teeth were always flashed but got hard when we ate yeah well you know i was having a good day till i read that i mean can you imagine trying to talk with waggling flaccid teeth flipping around your mouth like weird bone noodles right stop making it worse all right wait for bad to worse one sentence i actually really appreciate this thomas cake i haven't seen this before and this is pretty clever i i don't think this is a cake i think i'm just fat i think now that i look at it more i don't think this is a cake ticks can be the size of a poppy seed can you spot all five ticks in this photo learn how to prevent tick bites step one don't eat poppy seeds oh nice the rock toilet for the most uncomfortable session of pooping well there has ever been that is that is a piss only toilet seeds germinating inside a tomato well that's actually kind of cool i like that i actually really appreciate that you want to mess with doug trio they're hands on asses at all times and now if your name defines your work here's a vasectomy specialist called dick chop nice improvised weaponry you know they beat jesus with that it's vegan bdsm equipment god that looks awful turning a wasp nest into a gear shift knob i mean you could not do that there's so many things you could do but that the [ __ ] you discover scientists discovered winged spider i'm moving to mars what's this a sneak peek at super nintendo world's bathrooms feel even more immersed as you water these thirsty piranha plants pee in my mouth no pee in my mouth no i'm okay i don't think i want to pee in any of your mouths i think i'll piss my pants i think i'll piss my pants and that's gonna do it for r slash thanks i hate it and i hope you guys enjoyed today's video if you did be sure to leave a like down below and subscribe for more content daily and until next time my name is damian you've been watching daily and i'll be seeing you

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Views: 144,744

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Id: nOPI48y6nVo

Length: 14min 22sec (862 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 26 2021