RTGame Archive: Mario Golf: Super Rush

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hello everybody how are you all doing can you hear me okay hello hello good to have you there [Music] are you ready for your two favorite things together drugs and golf here at last how's it going folks you're all very welcome to today's stream um i hope everyone's having a good start to the weekend it will let you self-reflect upon yourselves uh and no camera today we'll just give people a chance to hop on in i got my glasses as well so thank you i hope everyone's having a good start to the weekend you're gonna get banned lmao what are you talking about that that's what this game is it's like golf but mario's like doing 180s and like jumping all over the place how am i gonna get bad for that i'm just describing how the game is you can't use the word drugs can you not you know i'm joking about the state of the game i'm pretty sure you're allowed to say it the golf is illegal yeah it's the golf that they're gonna crack down on i'm pretty sure you can mention as long as you're not like promoting the use of drugs like as long as i don't start the stream and i'm like cocaine is great guys you should get some in your diet today but as long as i'm not doing that i think we're okay i'm pretty sure that was a joke for legal purposes that was a joke like as long as you're not promoting the use of them i'm pretty sure you're okay uh we're playing a game where like mario is like clubbing a man to death with a golf club as like rory mcilroy looks on helpless i think we're okay ah dear hey guys you should try your tactics oh no god no but how is everyone doing i hope you're all having a good start to the weekend um we're doing a shorter stream today uh because i've been very bad lately at actually taking time off uh and i i i've kind of been overdoing it i i was supposed to have like a day off yesterday but i kind of just felt restless and i think that's just because i've been trying to do like just a lot to last a while um so i want i want to just kind of pace myself for today because i know what i want to do more phoenix right tomorrow as well uh we're not doing the podcast this week just uh just as a heads up um because if i do the podcast like after this tonight i'm going to be exhausted and there's a stream tomorrow and i'm i'm just gonna burn out um so we're gonna we're gonna postpone that uh we'll be doing the very level h bomber guy in a week um i just actually need to start taking some downtime uh when i'm working sure i need to pace myself a bit better uh case in point uh i'm gonna actually and i'll i'll be mentioning this again on twitter and stuff like that the case in point uh from next wednesday i'm gonna be taking a pretty lengthy break next week um because i happen to be doing a double whammy of things uh i am finally getting my braces and i'm also getting my second covered shot and unfortunately the two of those things are [ __ ] back to back so i'm gonna be in pain i'm probably going to be in a considerable amount of pain next week um because that's a that's an unfortunate double whammy but it's just the way it's worked out um second culvert shot is very important but apparently it really takes it out here and then you know i'm getting braces for the first time uh i kind of held off and speaking about it up until now because i i don't want to make too big of a deal about it um but we're at the point now where okay i'm gonna actually have to take that time off so i might as well just mention it now um but yeah in case you're wondering why i'm probably not gonna be live that much next week um that is why uh because i gotta properly pace myself and rest i'm going to be drinking nothing but smoothies for like a week to ease myself into it uh but yeah just to give people a heads up and like this weekend i'm just going a little bit less simply because i've been doing too much again lately um i actually need to start taking some proper time off so we're easing into it uh but we still have this weekend stream we'll still be doing something tuesday so we got a few more things in before then and the way it works out with highlights there'll probably be some stuff that goes up even while i'm away so you know there will be stuff to watch on youtube and you know disabled episodes the podcast like we've been doing a lot lately but yeah just uh just to give a bit of a heads up there you will hate soup in about two weeks probably probably it's not looking well uh i think i have to go on mostly like kind of soft foods and that for like a little while afterwards i'll be all right though eat apple sauce oh god that's just a little life update um as i remember like stream updates and live updates too if you ever do need to keep record of it you want someone that's quite immediate for it um the go-to place i recommend is the discord because that stream notice channel uh even if i don't say what's happening on twitter sometimes i'll always say what's happening on that channel and even for today saying like i'm not doing the podcast i gave an update there um this is if you want to know if i'm alive basically check that discord channel uh it's handy box mac and cheese was always my favorite to eat when i got my wisdom teeth out that does sound quite nice i got a delicious um kind of fruit smoothie recipe just a while back that was really really good and like really filling it was like a bunch of blueberries a bunch of strawberry a bunch of of uh bananas a little bit of chocolate in it and like a bunch of greek yogurt as well and it was like really filling and just like full of good [ __ ] for your system basically uh so i'm probably going to be making a lot of that again yogurt is great too yeah yeah yeah that's pretty much what i'm going to be going back to hey kelly how you doing put everything in a blender let me just get this beef wellington you know i can't i can't i could chop away at it anymore uh let me just blend it to liquid form and ingest slash oh god garfield carrot is 90 off on steam right now who cares who's playing garfield car like holy [ __ ] stop the presses oh jesus uh love thank you for the five gift subs there as well oh yeah it's something something i'm just getting used to this is just on a set of perspective i'll take a picture of this at some point i actually got a third monitor now um so it's a lot easier for me to set everything up and i've actually got it so i can see all the twitch chat on my vertical monitor which means i i don't have to like tab out of stuff as often as i kind of scroll back up if i miss something i have a bunch more time um and it's very fancy i'll take a picture of that later who might like to see it but yeah that's the life update stuff um just to address a few things going on uh but thanks as ever for you know being so supportive and understanding of these things it really does mean a lot um for today [Music] mario golf super rush let's go oh we're just starting uh there's not even like a title screen we're just in oh [ __ ] welcome to golf at and potentially track racing okay and hazards and a kimbo golf club what the [ __ ] is going on that's not a golf club what what does that have to do with anything that's straight up a jet pack okay i'm pretty sure that's cheating [Music] i was just breeding fires i i'm fairly certain if rory mcilroy tried this she'd probably be banned but his career would be entitled he can't just take out a flamethrower to prevent other golfers from getting to the final hole the contestants are fighting for their lives on the course this thing is right even with all these circumstances i'm pretty sure if this was realistic golf commentary it would be how's the line enough to take the shot he stumbled a little bit mario getting a nice pass on the green oh that's a bad shot from waluigi [Music] that's it uh it would still be the same golf commentary that's what it's all like golf asmr basically that's what golf commentary is this is still going as well [Music] come on bowser you've almost got it he's gonna die no he oh okay a bomb has gone off on the course and i think mario just cheated because of that can't use an explosion to get the hole in apparently he went like well i guess some terrorism happened on the course today just another day of golf am i right mario golf super rush [Music] we can play golf golf adventure golf guide solo golf um where do we start i think we just want to play golf um that's standard speed wait speed golf hit the ball chase it down and finish each hole as fast as you can [Music] wait so you just keep whacking it this battle golf oh good look okay um let's just try a standard game of golf first oh you know i've gotta do it with the motion controls hang up [Music] all right i got it motion control golf it hasn't registered my controller if i click on that [Music] one one player hold the joy con vertically to play connect one joy con per player be mindful of your surroundings and other people when playing okay hang on gotta move chair [Music] i haven't got my camera set up today unfortunately uh okay press l and r on the controller all right i'm standing up now uh stroke play complete to get the lowest score let's go [Music] i can play with up to i can play with other cpus do i just want to play solo or do i want to play against a guy i've got the strap on so don't worry i do we need at least one cpu just to see how they perform against us yeah i think just one [Music] okay um we've got all our favorite characters and some that shouldn't be here um should we go king ba bomb we got pauline now we got toad oh look at him with his little sweater vest got rosalina i'm glad she's getting more recognition in mario games he's one of the best characters right next to luigi uh let's go king baba i'm a righty and then for the cpu who do we want the cpu to be let's have it be towed okay [Music] i i don't want to i don't want to be daisy because i don't want to acknowledge she exists i'm not going daisy salamander thank you for the 750 uh congrats on your bachelor's i hope you're doing all right thank you very much he won thank you for a thousand glad he's still glad to see you still supporting our corporate overlords with a hearty help in a mustache italian man golf you'd love to see it uh love thank you for the five gift subs earlier yeah we're gonna go against the toad we want we want rookie course or bonnie greens that looks kind of pretty but those look kind of pretty this is like perfect vanilla what the [ __ ] do we start um we'll start we'll start with a six whole game nine whole game that's pretty standard yeah [Music] okay all right so how do i actually play is it gonna just tell me here it's a photo of mario's hand isn't it it's like a badly cropped jpeg um that's your turn come to sl it's sl [Music] but i i'm using the other joy-con [Music] i'm use i'm using the wrong one my thumb doesn't land on that i have to if i'm left-handed it does [Music] but i wanted to play right-handed [Music] i get i can hold it away from me i just can't see the buttons and it kind of works okay [Music] uh practice swing okay we hit your shot hold down sl and swing okay [Music] all right welcome to golf why are you playing with motion that's the only way to play i gotta feel like i have a golf club in my hand it's the immersive experience [Music] okay oh well now now we play golf i guess touch your thumb to sr hold the okay hang on i can get it i got it look at it go don't go in the bunker don't go in the butt and ba-bomb hits the beach okay that toad's golf club is bigger than his body does he swing it it must be hard he has to like jump when it goes low code is on the fairway okay oh okay because i got further than him so he gets to go again okay i was about to complain okay stroke two [Music] there we go give it a smack we're catching up we're not too far off king bob um gets out of the bunker beautifully my main difficulty is lining it up with the ball 76 meters sticky ass hands that that that was not a good shot okay i i i need to hit it further how do i how do i switch my club it's a mac first person camera and scan it seems a bit advanced for golf i don't think i need that i don't know how i switch my club holy [ __ ] it's a golf scope the joystick you shouldn't have told me this all right a gentle stroke just just a gentle touch that was actually a good call that worked out really well i've almost got it in look at toad sucking here he didn't get it in i mean i didn't either but he's further away from me now he has to go again oh this poor toad come on you can get it this time toad oh i know it's my it's my turn my turn well i don't i didn't mean to hit it how much force do i put behind it oh toad's already got it god damn it i i don't know how it corresponds get in too bad plus four oh god damn it i was doing relatively okay up until that point button is not my strong suit speaking thank you for the two quid are you using the wii golf extension from the wii 301 player sports kit enhancing remote extensions no no i'm not nice i know we got a nice shot already [Applause] oh my god he's almost got it in nice huh he's three meters away [Music] nice shot come on oh i'm not i'm not gonna be as close how did he get that like right next to the hole just smack it oh [ __ ] no don't go that way wait that's still in surely that's out of bounds i'm on a different part of the golf course i'm on the wrong hole oh my god get your arms are so puny did i get it over oh no okay we're almost there gotta use some force [ __ ] i can get it oh no toad is looking for a birdie oh he mucked it up he didn't get it my turn again let me show you how it's done plus nine freedom and weep nice pop oh my god have you tried eamonn yes i that's what i'm doing i just i don't know how much force to apply i've no concept of the force in the swing i don't want i don't want to like just base it out of the out of the the course ready look at toad go nice shot he is going straight no not going into the bunker that's probably the most efficient spot he could have actually aimed it short rough maybe affecting him nice shot max power [Applause] that's a good shot that's a good shot you ha you have to actually just pretty much just whack it like that was a full swing there oh it doesn't work code seems to be struggling a bit i can get further than i can get further than it's like behind my neck right now no wait oh i should have paid attention to that was that true was that tree in the preview i didn't see that [Music] keep going yes it was i'm just really blind oh look at that nice huh nice on from king bob you got toads going for the [ __ ] hole in one code is on the fairway if this is my perfect chance to catch up because like he's really bungled this one like toad just miss it like four more times in a row thank you still hasn't got it okay i got i gotta get the birdie i have to get the birdie that's how it's done we got a minus a point whereas toad got a bogey i'm catching up ever so slowly there's just plus six in the difference now come back ready all four uh just clobber it oh i didn't see that don't go in there don't go in there thank you got a hole in one coward it's not it's not physically possible in this hole why is he going so much further than me actually he's not really he's not really nice nice shot oh i'm going for it oh [Music] nice huh we're right next to it [Music] oh i'm toad i think it has he bungled it no it's not going oh please just gently roll in he's in the rough oh don't get it in i was cutting it close there is still a god come on no no don't do this again attack doesn't respond the way you think it would [Applause] oh no i'm not gonna catch up with him at this rate my streamer there is still a god yet he doesn't seem to wish that you win ready basically nice shot come on toad just get it completely in the sand oh that's a really good shot hold us on the fairway let me show you how it's done toad [Music] there we go don't go in don't go in oh go in the rough short rough okay that's probably still going to affect me quite badly this is gonna affect me quite badly hold us on the fairway [Music] just just get it to where we need it oh [Music] deep rough oh it's my turn again because i overshot it so much hang on uh nice shot nice shot oh we're taking it back why is it cutting to a view of the hole when i go over it i'm of course i'm not gonna get it in it's like a salt upon the wound oh it's gonna be a close no it's not at all it's not a little cut camera cut the camera oh we're just going back and forth okay well i got it on the green don't you dare that's how it's oh done oh [ __ ] you toad that's right miss it there we go double bogey all right i'll take it take it he only got a single bogey the gap has widened okay i really need to get a hole in one on one of these really could do with that i feel plus 11 is not great okay i i can get it further than toad you didn't you didn't use max power you probably don't want to use max power dude that's how it's done don't go in don't go in there i see you curving i sit [Music] suck at golf oh god he hit the pole again why did it go that far [Music] i'm just going over it no toad shot didn't quite make it no i didn't mean to hit it i was pulling it back to hit it got it triple bogey god damn it he the gap is widening it's getting worse it's getting worse i'm not gonna be able to man a comeback ready gotta watch the wind [Music] the winds the wind will affect it to a degree he hit the tree no of course he didn't because he's perfect because he's [ __ ] perfect he like edged his way between the branches [Music] smack it as hard as i can holds the golf king toed his aim boss nice shot wait he just barely skirted above that tree that was ridiculously close nice he's gonna get it on in his next shot oh no that's not nearly good enough i i need a hole in one right now [Music] it doesn't respond the way i think it will get it it's close enough well there's only 10 points in the difference he's broke three for toad he's already got it nice do you imagine he managed to actually take off a point on his tally there's a difference of 12 between us now only like two holes left it's okay man it shows you need to rest after this jesus you weren't kidding when you say that you know you need to take more time off you're [ __ ] awful today of sodium or points you must be god like i don't think that's how it works for golf you don't want to get a high score ode is on the fairway sorry how it's done toad nice shot [Applause] full force swing still hit the tree i don't have the ai calculations on my side [Music] he's almost there again okay i think it's just telling me i can full-on hit it i just gotta dodge the tree that uh everywhere is there a way for me to dodge the tree let me use my oh no wait no no the tree is behind the hole okay i i don't have that perception right [Music] get us up what why was that such a weak swing that was behind my neck oh now it's a strong swing it's like pop off oh it actually worked out i thought i was gonna go further away that worked out his toad don't you [ __ ] there okay i got it beat that toad [Applause] this is the last hole and i'm 12 points behind i really need them to mess up on this one like i need his ai to just break down and start screaming like oh my god i'm a character in a video game it's become sentient i have like an existential crisis please [Music] why i'm swinging it what why is it telling me to go it's telling me to be cheeky i can get across the terrain here i'm not taking any chances why was that so weak that was stronger and i did it gentler oh my god don't land in the water where am i now nice shot that was a gentler shot of course toe doesn't get in that bunker because he's calculated to go above that like just at the water's edge uh [Music] tell me the just full-on swing well at least i'm not in the bunker i really need to start messing up just hit the audience can i just like let me take out the driver they all turn the face are you guys not gonna move this is really dangerous oh no it's gonna hit the paragon but oh god we got to be careful here oh god damn it it's stuck in the tent surely this is out of bounds surely this is [ __ ] out of bounds he's a stronger club gotta get it through there get it through there it's through the oh my tent [Music] we're on the green oh i'm all towed on stroke four oh he messed that one up a little bit now no that was just the perfect setup you need okay okay right [Applause] where's toad standing well that that might be his cousin not allowed to use a putter i can still get it in that's pretty bad at my final score oh no he had a 20-point lead screw you toad that could have gone better for me go back to the main menu yeah oh my controller is now sideways okay [Music] all right um what's speed golf hit the ball chase it down we gotta try this should i just like is there literally no point in doing motion controls is it like objectively terrible to play this game they're the best there's a never the better option okay i'm gonna i'm gonna [Music] use now i stand a chance [Music] my control is not working gotta go back there we go all right let's try this speed golf button controls uh highest number of points wins it's very confusing because normally in golf that's the lowest points okay high score we'll play with we'll play wit computers [Music] uh we're gonna be our boy luigi this time uh i'll just let them be random rookie course um how many holes do i want for speed golf [Music] we do nine again [Music] special shots on yeah i'll just do nine again i'll do nine each time 18 seems like a bit much consider it's our first time playing it okay so press a again to set the power of your shot top spin standard sim spin backspin super backspin oh okay [Music] let's try it wait declare unplayable what was that tip okay ready let's go speed golf oh we're just running wait how are they jumping [Music] luigi is dashing a gated speed i need to get to my ball real quick it takes me so long to put away my golf clubs wait no get on the ball luigi [ __ ] excuse me gang excuse me it's in you just have to run oh i just realized daisy's in the lobby can't lose to her ready but you have a few seconds to line up your first shot why is he glowing he's already going oh he's so much further ahead oh there's like spells coming out of the sky [Music] ah there's a tree [Music] run luigi run just pray it goes in the hole run excuse me excuse can i just kick their balls while i run [ __ ] where's my fault no it went in it wouldn't press l is l for my special like the fancy maneuvers [Music] yes okay [Music] ready go oh he starts ice skating it's incredible go luigi i'm very low on stamina if my ball could stop rolling please [Music] luigi's looking sad at me oh what's going on everyone's just upset you didn't use your special i did use my special i had the ice flower l at t off ready i can't do it yay it's not doing anything [Music] it's not doing anything peach is already going [Music] all right did i hit it [Applause] i think so oh he doesn't run as well through the sand i shouldn't have gone in here luigi's tired [Music] go luigi excuse me go luigi well let's stop let it stop everyone else is already finished i'm i'm not doing as well luigi's gonna have a heart attack what if you just block up well i wanted to do a charging truck hit me i'm sure at one point ready apparently i'm not allowed to do that [Music] go they're all taking their time does it make sense to jump [Music] that help me i'm running low on stamina as well [Music] here we go daisy's just [ __ ] doing spins the entire time come on luigi get it in i stand a chance now [Music] everyone else is upset it's poor charging chuck he's not having a good time i'm third ready three more holes we're going up this way wait wait no it's counting down from 15. should i be going that way oh my god because i got it in first i have to wait till the end [Music] i'm so far behind everyone and i think i hit a tree [Music] come on luigi [Music] hit it in the direction i don't have enough special meter to do the flips here we go [Music] excuse me stop stop stop i was day g blip daisy blipping out of existence i got it don't question it chuck has not got it in yet i'm ahead of him at least oh poor charging chuck that's probably why he's so sad he's doing the best he can i'm still last as well there's a tied second if i can get one more point i can i can play second and beat two people ready let's throw the last hole so you start seven seconds back [Music] could have been better get going blow and steady all of you if you coast a while behind them you get a dash boost go hold on luigi's already tired goes behind them coast behind them excuse me gag i'm looking for my ball come on did i get stunned got hit by peach they're just all finishing up whatever daisy does not care that peach is upset i got second there i'm tight third i have a special for this round ready [Music] time for my secret weapon [Music] actually i'm gonna save it for the last hole because there's only one more after this make it count down because this this one's quite near this one's quite near literally just over here i'm gonna be smacked i hit the pin what stop oh my god go in like luigi just looks at you confused if you don't do well enough it's like you're okay there buddy do you know what you're doing right now you sure okay time for my secret weapon ready time for my secret weapon [Music] let's go i'm so far away i'm so far away i think chuck's catching up what the [ __ ] how'd he do that [Music] he just crown pound me there you go don't did it hit the tree [Music] wait no it's okay cuz it's close [Music] okay because it's close go go go go don't go don't roll in damn it you got it i got it in second i beat chuck yes have i won anything i even came third no okay now luigi's just judging me again all right like well that was disappointing thanks thanks for the support luigi thanks for the support i can't believe she won don't clap for a luigi don't clap it was a bad game no fun was had hello thank you for 200 bits i hope you feel better soon finn thank you for the two quid as well thank you very much glad you're enjoying the content wait is it just going again [Music] wait wait wait no i'm gonna i don't know but back out of this i'm not just doing it again back to main menu it's stuck here forever now but we got to see what battle golf is you can use me characters in this mode if you complete golf adventure how long this golf is golf adventure i get to pick the me's [Music] he's back okay let's try this like previously on mario golf oh so that was like that was like the the background context for the narrative when mario won oh hey you turned it off at the worst possible time can't do the toad voice it's not working sorry oh look like mario just won isn't that the end of the tourney uh did you see how he won it was ridiculous i need to see a replay some slo-mo uh sorry chuck but remember the welcome ceremony tomorrow is more important than watching tv birdo's right we should all get some good sleep tonight feel like we're going to need it thank you how wonderful they have at least one sensible rookie in the house these guys just roommates sleep just fine what about you and even though ghosts could sleep don't just fall through the bed i'm i can't do the toad voice today i'm sorry yeah i i i because i have to do phoenix right tomorrow i have to save it chuck i feel like that's a rude question to ask a ghost anyway i guess i'll go to bed too i want to make a good impression of the welcome ceremony tomorrow good idea dear i know you're hoping to be one of the standouts in this rookie class what i don't drive me sorry today but you're always going to be playing catch up to the real heavy hitters you can't always win with power alone you know got to keep a level head and no one to lay up well got it wrong finesse is the name of the game oh it's you we've been waiting for you for some reason uh come join us please everyone please allow me to introduce the final rookie in your group i won't die you're a rookie too much of you over here i mean nice to meet you that's the golf association call to let us know that one more rookie will be arriving late now they're here he's like blended like he does not fit he doesn't fit with these other characters at all he's standing so awkwardly as well like he doesn't want to be here we gotta we gotta play golf name's charging chuck i hit the long ball boom don't matter where it goes as long as it goes far giddy up i'm toe dead it's great to meet and then a student of the game hope we can all learn from each other i'm that's it i'm out of here i got a lift anyway if you want to hit the green your biceps got to be mean says me they're resting i understand the obsession with muscles seem to plague those you with physical bodies okay all right quite a crew we have here what am i thinking you must be exhausted why don't you head to your room to get some rest as well is this straight up just gonna be like a golf rpg i forgot to introduce myself i'm birdo the camp house mama you can even call me mama if you want [Music] your room is the one in the back we got the big welcome ceremony tomorrow so go rest up okay look at i want thy go he's let loose in the world my room burn in for the night [Music] this feels like pokemon well i mean the frame rate actually is better than pokemon already so potentially looks better than pokemon ah you're awake good day i want die hope you're feeling rested did you get a good night's sleep overall no oh you poor thing where you have a nightmares about double bogeys uh the existential dread and the nightmare of just being alive on this mortal realm was actually what was getting to me berto um but yeah we'll just go with double bogeys that might be a bit much we're running late for the welcome ceremony head outside and straight down the road hurry meet the manager in front of the clubhouse oh just one more thing everyone in town knows that we have a new class of rookies starting now we have lots of eyes on you and some pretty high expectations put your best foot forward and take it in stride tip out of bounds don't do that [Music] welcome to bonnie greens this is this is the course we were just playing on straight up is just the first bit of pokemon sword and shield it's even the same angle for when you walk out here's where you find the legendary pokemon but it's blocked off right now from the bonnie green's birthplace of golf in the mushroom kingdom i know you're a rookie so you've probably been hearing this a lot this place place's legendary hallowed grounds i tell you how many folks i've seen arrive as rookies and leave us golf heroes must be that rookie i've heard about i won't die isn't it where it is you got some real talent i can't wait to see what you're capable of this is filled with talented rookies but let's pump the brakes on a bit not everyone can be a star on day one give these players some time to develop all golfers here pals i don't think you're the only hot shot around you know these greens inside and out literally because he's a mole of course you're the rookie everyone's talking i'm never gonna make it to them bonnie green's world class practicing areas here's a map it's all the stops you need to familiarize yourself with okay guessing you must be i won't die am i right nice to meet you now listen up brooks the welcome ceremony is getting started get in line hurry up [Music] much like pokemon it stops you every 20 seconds looks like everyone's here coach welcome rookies surely you all know the storied history of our club the reminder never hurts bonnie green's golf village is the birthplace of countless legendary golfers like mario and luigi hope you all realize how lucky you are to get a chance to write your own chapter in the bonnie green story club manager it's my pleasure to welcome you to this rookie class i met our head coach a lot to offer so i hope you take his lessons to her i've always launched the careers of several top players thanks for that now you're all here for a reason you got the raw talent to make it in golf that doesn't mean it'll be easy i hope you make the most of your potential you gotta put in the work pass these out this is called a golf watch all right okay seems a bit specific here's your pokedex but it's golf this is a lot of setup just to start playing [Music] i don't think this story mode golf rpg is for me i don't think it is last up is i won't die i hear you're a real prodigy but rough around the edges just like the fairway i guess ah i just made that up okay continue all right that's enough for intros go ahead and slap those new golf watches on your wrists you equipped a golf watch you see where it says steel badge one day when you reach the top it might say platinum instead the best badge there is reserved for real pros after improving your badge runs through tournaments your golf watch will update if you earn a new batch i'd like to introduce another member of our team who will be helping instruct you oh my god it's toad yeah it was more popular than ever in the mushroom kingdom was an attorney yesterday incredible this is like golf obsessed society everything is about golf in this world there is nothing else to discuss you wake up after you sleep in your golf bed your golf alarm you put on your golf clothes you equip your golf watch take your golf breakfast and go golfing then you stop for a golf dinner golf and golf sleep honestly what did you expect true like they're just obsessed with golf oh i won't die caddymaster wants to meet up before you head off to practice i almost forgot just to head down the path to the left a little bit you're in for a treat don't look at me i'm not going to spoil the surprise go take care of this and we'll hit the links remove your eyes and put these golf balls in your eyes so here's my golf watch this is a full-on kingdom play golf in the desert the snowy mountains the swamp of thunderstorms apparently everyday golf attire everyday golf shoes there's something about that pose and that expression that's just not quite right [Music] oh no adventure diary the golf watch was acquired hey i won't die i'm another toad you are i won't die right i've been waiting for you oh i hope that didn't sound weird it kind of sounded weird mr caddy master he's been waiting for death you're here for the package aren't you was that a yes or a shrug you don't have any idea what i'm talking about do you i'm here to give you your first set of clubs they're already customized perfectly for you not bad huh and when you're playing around here you'll be chasing after your ball and your own two legs no cats it's hard to carry around your clubs at the same time right well don't sweat it don't load you up with a full set of 14 clubs start you off at seven which we call a half set you can carry more but it'll cost you in terms of speed all right that's enough for me go ahead and strap on that bag of clubs that's what i want die sounds like apparently [Music] yay i don't think that's accurate like he should sound like when he picks up the golf clubs oh kill me that's what he should sound like like he's supposed to be perpetually in pain [Music] yeah i'm back and see when you want to change things up okay yeah feel it a toad last but not least take good care of these clubs for me won't you yay and me okay we have everything acquired for our golf rpg explore the open world tips bombs how much time to read that one [Music] okay ready to learn how to hit the driver uh no i've already gone over the basics aiming at a target in the fairway at your driver by the way i need 60 points to pass this lesson so that hit a tee shot that sets you up for an easy power on the whole okay so is the story mode in this just gonna teach you the basics of golf basically okay so get on the blue area nice shot seems pretty straightforward but don't go off that bit [Music] a little less power went even further somehow [Music] nice shot [Applause] [Music] [Applause] little less power we got it so i gotta do it about there there we go you can hit it less i shouldn't have turned [Music] nice wait did i do i i held down those people saying get backspin on it but that does not seem to have helped i don't think that was in the category but i'll take it be able to hit the shots where you want for the most part next we'll hit five more shots but now we're going to get more aggressive and set up for the bird all right [Music] more aggressive shot let it roll i need to [Music] put spin on it is it if i hold four does that mean it goes further no that went significantly less [Music] goes higher if you do that i'm just gonna smack it [Applause] [Music] i'm struggling to get it i think we got enough points that we need it okay is is there any reason to keep going with the story mode for now because i'll be honest i don't think this one's for me it seems like slower than even mario tennis was nice yeah i think i'm to hop out and play battleground and then i think i'm ready to play online because i i really don't think this game mode is for me wait lock in stat changes what does that mean oh how long fire you can drive the ball how long you can dash how fast you can run the most dramatic game of the season but it's like it's like just so slow and tame good job i won't die like no i'm good let's just feed it all to my golf watch i'll uh i'll read it later who is this game mode for uh golf rpg enthusiasts i believe take another last name we'll do one more lesson [Music] there with a basic 27 meter approach on flat ground using your you guessed it approach wedge you want to fly the ball about 70 of the way to the hole okay all right uh [Music] so like that [Music] i mean i hit it [Music] so about there that's what's telling me to do not going in [Music] lined up perfectly here so i just hit it every time [Music] nice okay you're okay [Music] uh let's move on to the next lesson we're looking at the same distance before about nine meters from the green the hole is 18 meters past that this time we have 27 meters of elevation to gain gain to account for it means you need the shot to carry a little farther so you use more power so not least for the easiest possible putt try to stop the ball in front of the pin it's he's either putt uphill and downhill really okay so like that this sounds like a mass and i don't like it oh no education oh i got it in that time [Music] it's entertainment everyone run nice okay yeah okay [Music] try to remember everything you learned about hitting shots off inclines like that pretty easy to overshoot your target when it's downhill so it'll be good practice for you oh there's one meter downhill 30 meters away which means you want to ease back into power a little bit if you can stop the ball within one meter of the hole like that as long as i hit the pin every time [Music] again just like that i'm being tricked into learning [Music] oh no nice this is actually pretty good as far as the golf tutorial goes i suppose like this is actually teaching you everything you need to know it's very in-depth more than it has any right to be honestly for like a mario game i feel like i feel like if you actually properly want to learn this game and you're getting like the competitive scene there's actually a lot of value here don't know if that exists but what about an albatross [Music] okay [Music] they just have more and more lessons here [Music] it's actually a lot of mechanics it seems very in-depth compared to like tennis like the the tennis one was much faster to just start but is this when they've gone for the opposite approach [Music] i'll try the beginner putting lesson [Music] that putin requires more positions other shots want to learn more no no just try it oh i think there's only three lessons oh well jin take back everything i just said um practicing i suppose no there's more lessons okay all right it's so much easier to play with a controller by the way nice you just have to line it up and tap a twice i'll give you a bit more of a challenge this time the green isn't flat it's a baby hill at 20 centimeters right nudges one so it stops with one meter of the cup [Music] okay uh do i just do the same as before come on oh you just overshoot it nice yeah okay [Music] fast keep practicing i'm sure you can do even better next lesson straight five meter pot same as before however this one is downhill all the way [Music] so you just hit it ls i'm gonna get perfect just you watch [Music] just you watch [Music] nice flawless [Music] professional golf player [Music] level up i'm two meters more powerful oh how far you can drive the ball okay i'd say that doesn't seem like a measurement [Music] moto thank you for the 10 quid i hope you're doing all right i'm glad you enjoyed the content though it's good to have you here you got taller i'm two meters taller you mastered the art of downhill putting uh try the rookie courses next i'll talk to you for that i've got a putting challenge here i need someone to test it no i i wanna i wanna try the rookie course i have to go back uh this way here welcome to golf fields your new home [Music] you can do this after you do all the lessons [Music] okay uh let's go wanna learn how shift can affect the accuracy of your shots code is just here with new information every time that's gonna shift based on variety of factors including power fly and club selection okay i'm liking the look of gen 9 pokemon [Music] rpg tutorial over let's do our first quest kill the first slime basically where we're at now [Music] accurate shots use less power and aim for the safe zone hitting from bad lights like i was rough for a bunker to save someone will be smaller bigger the risks don't the more likely is a shift will end up affecting your shot okay so that red bit at the top you don't want to actually aim for the very top you want to aim for just below that sometimes because it can like swing left or right they're both safe in risk zones when cycling a club and how shift could affect the distance and accuracy of each shot don't worry about running from hold the hole just yet folks i'm making good shots so they're gearing you up to teach you the speed golf uh as well here we just play wii sports resort golf i feel like that one is more just hop in and play it whereas this is like dedicated golfing experience yup we got mario tennis we got mario golf do we have mario boxin ready that's just smash bros mario baseball uh mario bowlin i'm just gonna chance it [Music] oh this is just a different golf course right are you allowed to do this in actual golf will you be penalized if you go into a different part of the course i don't know oh this has a real bad chance to go wrong no you can hit wherever [Music] oh my god i got it nice okay i won't die look at that i got a minus one i'm doing so well real gamer moment not one of those fake gamer moments thank you for the 145 bits i yeah everyone's been given kind words and donations a lot of folks are struggling a little these days but very sweet words that you got from me i'm glad i've been able to help with my content it's quite a few similar sentiments thank you very much guys um oh lou blues thank you for 10 quid uh thanks for the correction there apologies there oh thank you very much cosplaying thanks to 700 bits earlier when are we gonna see the infinity club it does not seem to be an infinity golf club in this one [Music] so to step down for mario tennis in that regard unplayable not yet [Music] oh i wasn't really looking there nice shot didn't hit the tree is there a way to make it so it rolls less because i should really be doing that backspin okay i gotta i gotta apply that only this time because we got power but next time you use b instead of a for backspin is [Music] it but what if i i can only do a standard shot i can't do backspin jesus that went quick oh that was the fast forward button okay sorry that's the wrong one [Music] i panicked [Music] i was trying to do it there i pressed down it's a and then b i can't do it here come on i won't die there you go despair gonna be kicked out of the golf society i mean my net score is still zero that's pretty good overall yeah okay [Music] oh god i got a big level up there um what what what stack do we want to buff boo blues thank you for the 5 gift subs thank you very much again [Music] more power we only need power [Music] how much you can spin shape shots i'm not doing that anyway i'm not [Music] um maybe i should get more control so the ball goes forward [Music] power and control okay we get some control [Music] wait i gotta put them all in it's still on zero okay so you have to fill up the bar to get it to the next bit okay [Music] that's gonna take a while to level up [Music] uh gaming spartan uh says hope you're having a great day i've been watching you since the sims you've helped me get through some rough times thank you thank you very much but at the start of their message they say hi ryan james not ryan [Music] i don't know where you've got that from [Music] but it's okay my name is daniel don't bring back ryan taylor it's that's not me not me [Music] twitter irt someday i'll get his handle just you wait completes three holes in a time limit and score well too okay let's let's do a speed gun uh explain how movement works tilt to run press the jump because that will run the dash it's fast and run will use stamina also push opponents out of the way while you're dashing press l when your stamina bar is green to special dash oh there's mario in the background he's kind of moved away a bit he runs super fast have you run into an opponent on special dash and you can knock him off balance [Music] okay speed golf time is that i want die it is ready speed golf [Music] go oh i want that special as he just runs a little bit faster okay probably shouldn't have done that i'm very close to getting it in though [Music] oh i didn't i thought it was a putter let's go i got power these golfers have horrible stamina they can't run that far can they i would imagine they tried this format but like in the real world ready just straight up they have to chase it that'll make it much more exciting they're all 65 years old that's the thing because like most of the golf professionals are like you know very old lads let's just see like yeah full contact golf try like the the mario golf approach where you once you reach your ball you can just hit it again nice shot make them race on the golf carts that would be incredible [Music] it was like it's like kind of like golf but also speed and you have vehicles like you just have people fighting each other with golf clubs i would love to see that it'd be an absolutely like brutal sport it'd be amazing to watch and you know and uh the rule of thumb is like the less humane the sport the more entertaining it is that's how that's how it works it's like once it's like like normal bowling that's okay the bowling ball is on fire exciting interesting [Music] how it goes regular tennis it's all right tennis balls on fire completely different game incredibly entertaining to watch [Music] the bowling ball explodes at impact ready i want to murder mario with a golf cart jesus christ let's see what people are making of our new mario golf game mario must die he needs to go is there any world where it's beneficial to use the super boost or should i just regular run i feel like i have to stop and start a lot i just don't have a lot of stamina just to bump people okay oh i gotta take the shot faster that clear the rough hope so you completely stop does it recharge faster no [Music] so overall iris in sports yes we need we need a new type of sport that's specifically the regular sport but it's on fire they'd have huge appeal like boxing pretty exciting fire boxing nice huh the boxing gloves are literally ablaze now we're talking the pyro olympics yes that's what we need the pyro olympics got it long bomb nice bird okay nice okay i won't die please stop talking [Music] [Applause] uh killer gives 125 bits and says hey ryan did you ever play the mario golf game or the other mario sports games on gamecube no i have no [Music] let me level up my control plus one and power is just straight up two every time [Music] how long you can dash oh yeah let's start getting that up [Music] yeah pass nice work that means you finish winning the timeline and you got a nice score the boot now you're ready for a qualifying round that's the gate behind the clubhouse and you're ready to give it a try [Music] keep saying hey hey even though you can play freely now don't forget what it took to get here okay don't grow complacent take golf in society very seriously hey hey can i pass here welcome to bonnie green's main course i can lessen progress okay to play a qualifying round uh let's go wanna learn how to curve shots you can add curve to avoid obstacles and hazards to setting the power of a shot use the left to add curve before the club hits the ball [Music] curve right okay or left hit a high shot or low let's just reverse these controls in the options many of you [Music] okay it was a little for a small amount of curve a big for medium and even more for strong time limit for each shot so pay close attention okay so this is the tournament you need to score a plus four or better yeah oh god so if i go above that then i'm i lose i don't have much leeway [Music] oh no i got plus 23 the first time i tried this but that was awesome with motion controls that was also what motion controls ready against yoshi and toad think yoshi [Music] [Applause] uh let's get going don't do it tote there's coins and power-ups on the track [Music] i was trying to hit him look his shot before i could get him [Music] get going what does the money do this is just money it's capitalism it makes you happy oh no ah i almost got it i can get it i've already at plus one i can only afford to get plus four overall that's so bad well at least these guys seem to be at the same page as me ready okay let's try again [Music] different golf club it's safer [Applause] mine's gone a lot further don't do it don't do it [Music] oh almost come on no i got another bogey didn't get one i'm slipping i'm already last [Music] ready smack it nice shot oh no i was gonna go go for the super boost front to the heart run for the heart don't get it mine oh wait that's my ball is before that hurt i thought i hit it further [Music] don't hit the tree it it really hit the tree didn't it that way just so you can't take this [Music] nice shot let's go nice song nice on apparently we got it [Applause] look at yoshi here look how much he sucks [Music] gotta account for the slope and we got it i'll take power as long as they also do not get pair don't do it yoshi as long as toad also doesn't get it come on bungle it nope too careful what about toad's poses in this and like his sweater just reminds me of like wallace and grandma i don't know what it is feeling like they kind of like you know the wallace handposts oh you kind of got your arms raised yeah cracking golf toad ready we've gotta take it back gotta take it back don't walk through the rough i think that'll slow me don't you dare hit me yoshi no why did that last so long max power nice shot [Applause] no i tried to get him get out of here yoshi no i needed that a little [ __ ] okay come on we're both right here oh i can only afford one more that was the fourth hole oh excuse me fracking golf aim the puts yeah i think you have to aim more i'm good at getting into the green just max power the entire way anything that requires any technical precision or accuracy not so good [Applause] not so good yoshi now [Music] not supposed to hit near the top either but the potential power [Music] i must go further [Music] oh you can apparently get the coins with your golf ball [Music] cheap just chilling here next to the course we should be moving these lads [Music] just on the premises hit the pin [Music] okay it's pretty good no points increase that round the welsh have invaded the golf course don't get it yoshi don't get it again bollocks okay toad really messed up on that one we're tied now with toad i have a chance i'm catching up ready why does yoshi look so sad yoshi did not win golf that is why i should know yoshi's still winning just took a bit longer though don't do it yoshi i'm getting the heart don't do it don't i swear to god [Music] swear the god don't you dare knocking it over a bit and we're in another power [Applause] we got it in before yoshi toads toads slipping we have a really good chance of winning i'm topping the leaderboard we might win it there's three more holes [Music] smack it [Music] why are they going a kind of different direction to me oh no they aimed it better don't do it toad i don't think i can afford to do the special dash right now there we go uh just smack it i'm sure it's fine yeah we're gonna start using dashes [Music] take that one just so they don't get it i might be able to get this one oh it's close i could have had that one i can't afford the slip anymore oh and it started raining on the course ready it's getting harder and i can't afford the mess up now don't do it yoshi he's coming for me don't do it give me that one [Music] sidetrack for the coins smack it no you don't i'm getting it tried to hit him too [Music] come on pop it on at least i can still get power there we go i'm still in it i just need yoshi to muck it up but that's very unlikely considering oh no it's the last hole it's the last hole i don't think i can win it all comes down to this i have to get a birdie and hope yoshi mucks it up the power is five nice shot nice shot good start this is hilarious pink yoshi got a plus 12 in my playthrough but why are they so good in mine then like i'm playing the best i can right now [Music] don't hit the tree [Music] so learning i'm in the short rough [Music] come on don't muck it up and get it don't get it under the tent again that was the problem last time [Music] nice shot [Applause] that was stoke stroke tree i have to try get it in the next shot nice huh [Applause] [Music] i have to try get it oh yoshi's right here too birdie putt all right so slope it slightly to the right because it's a slight no it's mostly flat here it's mostly flat okay i still got it before wait i still got it one before yoshi oh [ __ ] it's a tie wait did we all win what but now no one wins i got first but so did everyone else oh that gave me a lot of experience [Music] uh let's just invest in that it's primary school all over again everyone qualified for the tournament after that result you're all legible to enter now it's a two-day tourney the first day is an elimination round if you're still in the next day you'll have a chance to earn a chrome badge only if you finish in the top three [Music] blues thank you for another five gift subs thank you very she's much kind [Music] i have to finish in the top three that means one of one of us is going to be eliminated one of us is no longer going to be a friend in the group okay you want a chance you might even be in for a surprise tomorrow besides who says you're the favorites i heard some top players might be making an appearance what well that seems very unfair welcome to the junior putin golf like nine hole contest with special guest tiger woods completely unfair [Music] don't worry the handicap system will make it fair hey on this tournament we do things differently or the higher your rank the fewer clubs you can carry okay so they they won't have as many clubs they might just have like a driver and a putter [Music] let's go back home rest up in your room so i just gotta head on back home [Music] he's the champion you know i can't wait to we're just like playing against mario tomorrow let's go back to our home how you doing berto oh come on hope everything went up went well today are you off the bed yes hope you get a good night's rest [Music] like it's so sweet but at the same time like just so tame i guess i suppose but uh it is painful to talk to the characters for too long i just want to play golf [Music] you know he has a charizard [Music] okay let's go it's tournament time [Music] i don't think the golf adventure is for me awesome dad yeah i'll keep playing it for another hour when you actually get to play golf [Music] it's great you just gotta jump through hoops to get [Music] [Music] there let's head over for the tournament [Music] slept well last night i trust i'm ready to start this is the official tournament orphan in a hole results in a score of triple power okay don't do that who's the special guest what a shot from koopa troopa i think we're ready for some score great scores today with the way the course is playing it's the same people that were here yesterday oh donkey kong special guest is a gorilla we found let's go i want dice ready the tea off grip and drip ready it sounds like i'm about to die [Music] oh no there was there was a smooth bit of path to go this is the tournament i was boo able to do that so much he took the heart i won't die he's out of stamina i'm trying to get there go go go just trying to catch up excuse me guys oh i am closer to it than them though i might be able to get it now wait why is it why is it not using the putter [Music] come on i got it long bomb nice bird [Applause] getting it when it counts we're currently tied first does other people compete that aren't on our course there's a lot more scores [Music] ready [Music] get it right there go for the heart take out the competition boono [ __ ] they're all here [Music] oh i tried no already got a bogey i've lost my lead immediately still tied one though ready go we're back to zero [Music] rushing well it's speed golf i gotta rush the name of the game is mario golf super rush you're supposed to rush presumably i'll do it gotta go quick i want dies out of stamina again that's the wrong direction for it to go don't do it toad i need that one don't you bastard i feel so far behind now there's a [ __ ] tree in the way i weave it between the three the trees part of the cards [Music] i'm close i'm close get a chip in [Music] nope made power it's okay [Applause] still near the top we're tied with three people ready i want guys ready to tee off should i really be just going for that bit below the red because i'm just thinking i can hit it with more power and sometimes it still works out so far ahead [Music] go back and get this [Music] oh that's too far below [Music] it's a bit too far below i'm here [Music] give it a smack on the green stroke stroke tree i can get it i can get it there's a slight curve [Music] oh it didn't compensate enough [Music] all right just get it in bogey no i'm losing my ranking oh like morton like i think the koopa kids are in this too rocky wrench wendy's not wendy lemmy and goomba aren't doing too well [Music] i was minions of straight up just a loud play golf i suppose they're not trying to kidnap anyone it's a sunday [Music] ready okay look at this nice nice shot just below the meter bit too [Music] don't you [ __ ] there toad we go sometimes it just goes off anyway [Music] that's all right don't you dare toad get him he's coming for me no toad could you [Music] didn't say nice shot why did it say nice shot it was a lovely shot made power [Applause] types third [Music] he still doesn't know the backspin [Music] how do i backspin oh that's that's pretty bad a and then b i've tried that it didn't do anything oh no [Applause] stop toad real quick oh no oh oh i almost got it i thought it went in [ __ ] kidding me [Music] still tied for third oh it's not looking good i'm gonna be kicked out no you don't [Music] he's going for me just hit toefu for a moment [Music] so fatigued that's that can't be good that can't be [Music] good catch up i'm so close i'm so close with a good putter i might be able to get that it's not letting me use the putter well we can get it in now i have to be on the green for the better it's just straight up doesn't let you do it otherwise i'm doing better it's just cuz i mucked up like one or two at the start there's no way for me to catch up i have to have an insane round and there's only two holes left no [Music] go for the heart the marathon not a sprint i have to get it on this stroke let's try catch up i'm gonna be out of the tournament otherwise because it's only top three it won't let me use the putter come on we were so close too we were so close where is boo what happened here bob in the boot oh god he dropped i'm tied for third i'm so close it's the last hole ready [Music] i have to do it nice shot pressure is on this golf-based society probably shouldn't go for the money i think it just slows me down i toad and said go for toad [Music] and i have to go this way [Music] fine pick up that we go for the next part and my stroke 3 is much closer than this all right can we get it in from here come on just go in please just go in [Music] goes trying to get him it's not gonna let me use the putter i'm so close all right this is what it comes down to i've lost i've lost i'm not i'm not even on the leaderboard anymore [Laughter] oh no i came forth [Music] god damn it that's it all in power this game is ruthless [Music] just go back to your room i don't even get to try do i get to try again if i just fail my current objective is just go back home [Music] career is over go cry in bed burning for the night [Music] excited for the final it's time to get ready i won't die wait was that not the final round i thought that was do i just do it again [Music] schedule the tee off in 30 minutes please arrive at the entrance gate five minutes before you schedule the star i'll keep you updated on the time do i have to wait can i just go there it was all the dream let me just go back can i can i just try it like again they're all here this time everyone here [Music] this is it everyone get your game face on and go for it that was an elimination round this is the one that determines the actual ranking for the tournament oh hole 10. oh no we continue from where we left off yesterday oh no don't do it yoshi he's coming for me [Music] let's go let's go let's go and get it on the green maybe [Music] don't take it yo shakes nice i got it on okay come on get this one get this one i have no excuse there's not even a slope there's no slope no there's a slope at the start i got it in [Applause] i'm still in it i'm third now oh [ __ ] i'm coming back we gotta keep it up now ready all to play for [Music] go [Music] the chasing [ __ ] is coming for me if i stand behind him for a little bit i can get a cheeky boost up oh that's a bit too far [Music] rough zero meters to the green okay i'm close all right is there any world where i can get this in [Music] i can get it on this one there we go we made park pink yoshi's on plus six i think pink yoshi slipped a little [Music] ready [Music] let's go [Music] why do people keep saying 70 i don't know what that means i've kind of just been ignoring it because it's been spammed is that a meme i don't i don't know oh and i got distracted now and around past my ball [Music] oh this can't be good [Music] i want the eyes on the fairway you should aim for 70 in front of the flag for chipping okay well we can give it a go please golf gods oh no i'm on the green okay a good bit of slope at the start i'm thinking that oh i got it nice bird we knocked another point off i want dies taking it back we're second a second ready come on i won't die go [Music] chase behind them oh chuck the guy just wants to hurt me [Music] let's go [Music] [Music] we're on the green okay right so this is a downward slope one two [Music] oh tried happening i'm still doing quite well what's going on with yoshi right now they're really struggling no she just jumped the plus ten he's having a day or yoshi ready [Music] let's go straight there chuck no why must we do this nice huh on the green don't think i'm geared as nicely for it though oh that's a lot of red oh almost overshot a little i can just pop it in there [Applause] we're still doing really good we're getting power consistently we're just not getting the birdies we might be able to get it down to zero yet as i don't have a really bad round at some point go [Music] eventually make our way to the heart chuck no there has to be a role in golf against like tackling another person on the course let's go [Music] give me that oh no push them back okay oh i did that wrong but it's that's still pretty good [Music] nice power i'm the only one who got power that round two yo she's having a bad time yoshi's just sad while we play we're tied first hole 16. there's only three holes left i want the is ready perfect shot [Music] okay dodge chuck uh he's gonna hit me too it's yoshi trying to hit me there oh she okay i don't see how i'm supposed to get this [Music] 70 was it we got it faster than chuck again i'm the only one who made power i'm first it's down to me and chuck there's two holes left i might be able to play against donkey kong come on [Music] dodge the hazards [ __ ] is gaining on me oh give me that uh i'll take that hard afterwards that's not good give me that i'm next to it oh my god how have i done this [Music] birdie just like that nice bird [Applause] i wanna die as a modern day tiger woods it's true look chuck chuck bungled it again [Music] he's up to plus three it's the last hole ready i just have to make it there the power is five taking no prisoners yoshi tries to murder us once again eat the heart yoshi [Music] i need just chase yoshi a while i can get the mind faster [Music] uh this is the correct way [Music] i'm using the wrong club [Music] don't go in the bunker catch up with chuck i'm gonna get him oh no okay i can i can still get it over i just need to hope it doesn't curve wildly to the left [Music] no oh no don't lose it where's my ball where is my punch back here no this is stroke five i gotta play it safer don't hit the tree everyone else is finished 13 meters to the hole i'm gonna lose my perfect score unfortunately [Music] maybe i can get it i'm still top of the class though so it's okay it's just a really anti-climatic finish like here you are donkey kong this is the best player in the club just ignore that shot where he knocked his ball in the river i won't die it's victorious badge improved from steel to chrome and you won a thousand coins [Music] okay i need i need to up control if i can hit the ball more straight uh i don't know how to spin or shape shots oh just how far you can drive the ball do i just keep up in that but speed we're fine on speed we've been surviving okay we haven't needed it head to ridge rock like do i get to play donkey kong now [Music] guys try and champ enjoy this moment but know that things are only getting started for you [Music] must be exciting to have a new course available you know you can play the ridge rock lake course now that you've got the chrome badge right check your golf watch i mean i check your golf watch soon if you haven't already no matter how far you go i'll know that you're always welcome to rest here this is your home new course unlock uh new course unlocked i see your mother i don't think so that would be kind of weird welcome to golf in the mountains [Music] finally glad you could join us i won't die that's in the chrome badge bet you can't wait to get started and earn that bronze badge next too bad the course is a mess get a load of this come on tell them what you told me after you heard about that big storm the other day it did quite a lot of damage or of course there won't be any tournaments for a while good news is that there's still a form of golf we can play we're not we're not going to try to fix the course it's like well we'll just have to play a different kind of golf the next while cross country golf [Music] form of the game that many of the top players have mastered some of the really high level players can still play of course even in the state it's remarkable to see them in action of course they can use special shots so it's not exactly fair if you saw marion a televised tournament the other day if so you've already seen special shots in action some of them are so powerful they can affect other players and blast their golf balls out of the way that seems unfair [Music] i can knock someone else's ball around without getting a penalty that seems blatantly unfair uh rake thank you for a thousand bits thank you very much mark thank you for 500 bits don't forget your four-wheel golf club dan thank you they're just cheating yeah they're they're just cheating honestly moving forward pretty much anything goes good luck okay let's try cross country golf [Music] it's trial run professor mario thank you for a thousand bits as well jesus people are being very generous thank you guys i hope you're enjoying the stream today we check the time as well we'll go we have to play at least around this new one i want to play around this new one and then we have to try battle golf whatever the [ __ ] that was [Music] don't change gear [Music] um do i want the change gear i don't know [Music] i think i think i'm happy with the ones i've got if you find yourself in a really tricky spot we do we all do from time to time in this game you're not totally out of luck plus to open up your golf watch and navigate to the in trouble menu okay so you can re-hit your shots it is there is there a way to change my cosmetics and like i won't die i get my new outfit there's a food shop oh come on i won't die allows you to use your golf watch to determine shot distance oh god there's actually types of clubs crappily curved shots to the right of playing right hand to the left of playing left-handed i'm using the pro controller so what does that mean [Music] the attack attire produces stab in a burn during special dashes [Music] how do i equip my new clothes [Music] there we go [Music] standard wedge i i think i'm okay with the clubs i've got currently oh i want that i can attack more now with three holes and 20 strokes or fewer to advance completely troll you'll take the next t shot from that green keep that in mind as you plan your route and hold a hole additional note you may encounter tornadoes on this course this is normal that's incredible that you've been able to incorporate that in the golf course [Music] uh let's go [Music] oh good god look at the size of the world i just have to get them all in 20 strokes there's one that's just over here do i just go for that that one's right there well actually if i go down i'm probably not gonna be able to get back up am do i want to take the complete blind shot and look at the overhead map here this place is massive oh good god okay let's get this one first [Music] nice all in one the golf national park apparently a little bit more almost got it okay well that's one down that's okay um i guess i just aim for the tornado that seems fair oh no it didn't quite make it though they're not going to crush my golf ball are they it seems a little dangerous how do i get back up oh i need to do the higher shot don't i i'm gonna hit it hard like a driver here we don't need a tornado [Music] okay get this on the green we're doing pretty good get here oh try it again okay another one down there's only one left um i'm gonna hope i can get it that tornado did not give enough lift [Music] oh this is bad this is a real bad angle to be okay i'm gonna hit it off that rock and that that rock was significantly higher all right now i could just get it loop it back round [Music] the tree cushions it slightly so that it lands where i need it to be actually that tree wasn't there probably on the green but that's okay [Music] almost had it it's so painful when that happens but we still did it nice okay [Music] should have invested more in power special dash improved further beyond that's cross country golf that was incredible i won't die oh sorry if i started i could see the play data from your golf watch don't worry i'm not like tracking your every move or anything how did you get this number towed barely needed a practice ryan to get the hang of that you're ready to give cross country golf a try for real okay that's cross country golf um i'm going to save this one here we're going to try battle golf [Music] this mode is quite cute i like that you're just playing golf in a variety of ways um i just think like actually talking to the characters at the start was a bit unbearable but once you get past that it's not bad okay uh how do i save it go back to main menu bridge ridge rocket lake is now available in play golf and solo challenge so you have to do that as well if you want to unlock all the maps you simply can't otherwise okay so did they expect everyone to buy this game to play the golf adventure i guess um just good luck at the start i suppose it's dialogue you heavy do solo challenge stroke play oh can you okay you just can't do it in speed golf on that until you unlock it [Music] gotcha okay well we gotta try around a battle golf you're gonna unlock them from playing online as well oh that's significantly better than okay is it because i imagine that game mode is not gonna be everyone's cup of tea [Music] okay uh battle golf button controls let's go uh four cpu again this is a bop the music is really good yeah go for cpu again [Music] um i'll try be boo this time i'll just go random [Music] okay simple terrain that put focus on [Music] strategy strain that puts focus on technique uh we want to try a complex map start in the deep end did you know they used to call me the golf king back in twitch [Music] let's try that okay start ready first of three flags wins oh god oh god so it's straight up just like the speed golf again but an arena who has a lot more stamina that's just an aspect of this mode what i got hit where's my ball [Music] have to get them as fast as you can it's like stuff is killing it it it just disappeared okay uh let me go here no one's going for this hole right now [Music] god please don't kill me [Applause] bombs drop it all i need to move [Music] does it matter how many shots you get it in god i hope not [Music] i got one [Applause] [Music] let's do the special shot isn't this game supposed to be relaxing there's a lot of stuff trying to murder you i don't know if it is it's like action golf that's a thing oh that wasn't a putter okay [Applause] wait bowser is one away [Applause] [Music] oh god it's all turned to ice go in who is one away i'm significantly further behind ow oh cup why is there hazards my ball [Music] ah wait where's the last one well i gotta make this count that did not go well [Applause] where's my ball mario is one away there might still be time get on the green oh no [Applause] that was fast that was so quick [Applause] why'd you do it right into the wall well it was kind of going over the wall that was the plan there's a junior one i came joint i came second though [Music] let's not mention the fact that everyone came second uh let's try the other course this strategic [Music] this is a golf battle royale a kind of i don't think it's a battle royale don't be like eliminate it [Music] go [Music] no i gotta go quick let me get it over here this is glowing orange toad got it again go go go go go [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's giving me a star power that's because i'm not doing too well if i had to take a guess [Music] but in i did it i got my first one guys we gotta catch up toad [ __ ] got one again wait no this one's still here [Music] go go go go go don't don't get it in rosalina i gotta just take the shot first superstar power for all there's one shot left one hole go no [Music] everyone is where's the last one [Music] i don't even see it let's get going [Music] it's over here oh rosalind is there come on oh that's a big hit at least i got my golf ball out go no bomb oh come on i just need this last one [Music] it's top dead night and so many explosives get it in don't you dare waluigi why is this so much firepower [Applause] come on don't you dare toad don't you [Applause] wasn't toad it's waluigi i'm so [ __ ] upset i'm so upset [Music] there was like four different bombs that went off so i couldn't get it and he probably just like waltzed in at the end [Music] absolute [ __ ] oh it's like mario kart it is oddly like mario kart yeah it does remind me of that [Music] well congratulations woah luigi he looks very dapper with his hat should we play a round of that one again that was fun one more round ready same gang go let's go oh they're all using their special shot to start maybe i should do that too hey all use the special shop oh come on get it in get it in [Applause] [Music] it didn't even line me up in front of one oh no [Applause] come on no one attacked me give me this hurry i got my first one [Music] can hit it a little further because of the special shot [Music] hop in over here bang chomp do not hit me rosalina is one away [Applause] i'll go i'm losing too much time who was one away okay no way to go where'd it go okay knock it over i just use my speed boost i'm never gonna make it in time [Music] [Applause] oh come on they're struggling make the shot count [Applause] i gotta wait for it to finish too [Music] okay we're all we're all just kicking off here we got to move luigi drew a bomb at us no you overshot it boo get back to the ball [Applause] did i get it no it turned to ice no the chain shop this is so stressful there's another bomb ball golf is a game of skill and precision but what if we just had stuff like [ __ ] attack you blast [Applause] oh god damn you toad it's absolute chaos [Applause] one more i'm addicted can't help it i i want to win [Music] ready gonna use my special shot to start this gun let's go uh where's my ball [Music] okay great [Music] i should you probably just shouldn't go for this one should you [Music] is it oh it disappeared it's finally my chance to shine the ball no longer exists well the hole no longer exists toad don't you [ __ ] in there oh my [Applause] get my ball out go free freeball toad's following me didn't hit it strong enough don't do it toad oh [ __ ] [Music] oh [Applause] get it in the hole [Music] oh my god this feels like a punishment i feel like i've done something wrong [Applause] no [Music] oh my god ellen [Music] i got one i got it everyone else is on one to go i just got my first one [Applause] world war ii that's a good description golfing but there's a war okay we're gonna leave it there for tonight we're gonna leave it there for tonight uh thank you so much everyone for coming by though hope you enjoyed mario golf it's like simultaneously a much more technical game where it's like it really takes its time you have to be very precise but also just [ __ ] it balls to the wall everything is exploding let's play a relaxing round of murder golf [Music] simultaneously like chill and chaotic oh god yeah i hope people enjoyed the stream i'll be back tomorrow we'll do some more phoenix right then um so that that that should be good fun [Applause] i'm just taking a stretch yeah uh no podcast this weekend just because i need to make sure i get some proper rest i've been burning the candle at both ends this last week i'm just trying to do a bit too much so i'm gonna i'm gonna take some time off you play golf again maybe if i feel like it i like the murder golf murder golf is quite fun as like chaotic and frustrating as it is um i'll see how i feel like main thing is i get some rest uh because i've been really bad at that and it has actually affected me a bit so let me leave you in the care uh of radiant he is looking at memes that sounds chill he's going to apply some minecraft go say hey to radiant okay thank you for coming folks uh i will see you all tomorrow with more phoenix right till then have a good night thanks for coming today

Channel: RTGame Stream Archive

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Id: htfmYshUQJs

Length: 202min 18sec (12138 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 28 2021