r/Prorevenge They Robbed My Home, So I Electrocuted Them! ⚡💀⚡

welcome to our slash pro revenge where op murders two people and gets away with it our next reddit post is from transboy so for christmas one year my parents got a season passes for six flags we used those passes throughout the summer as a family and had an amazing time one day we were waiting in line at one of the more popular rides which has a 45 minute wait this was a pretty good wait time because normally this ride was like an hour hour and a half wait time as we were standing in line laughing and making jokes this group of people rudely cut in front of us our dad has a habit of not letting things slide so we all brace for cover waiting for our dad to go off on these people for cutting in front of us but to our surprise he didn't say anything with confused looks we turned to our dad wondering why he hadn't told them off and to get behind us he just looked at us with this look in his eye that said wait for it we shrugged it off and continued our wait the way this line is set up before you get into the loading station there's a two-way staircase that has a regular line on one side and a fast pass line on the other at the top of the stairs there's a worker who makes sure that people in the fastpass line are supposed to be there this is where my dad strikes after waiting for 45 minutes in line behind the line cutters we started the top of the stairs and my dad signaled for the worker's attention my dad pointed at that group of people and calmly told the worker that they had cut in front of us at the beginning of the line the worker then politely told that group of line cutters that they would have to lead the line and go back to the beginning they were pissed but still they followed the instructions and left the line the worker thanked my father our dad purposefully waited until the very last minute to make them have to wait another 45 minutes plus likely even longer than that because by then the line would have been even longer i couldn't help but laugh as i watched them leave and i just hope they'd learn their lesson not to cut in lines after that down in the comments pheromone says i live in a third world country so when you were talking about line cutters at first i thought that you were talking about people who steal copper cables from houses so they can sell off the copper because boy do i have a revenge story about that then after people ask this guy to post a story op responds a family friend has this vacation fill a house up in a private jungle they travel often and they basically use this home as a vacation home so they'll only stay in that home every four to six months or so since they would rarely stay in that villa they would disconnect their power to the house to avoid power surges and stuff this all started because a couple of kilometers down the road there was a massive development project coming up in my country we hire a lot of foreign workers mostly from bangladesh and india and as a result we would have huge crowds of dude just hanging out on the weekends with nothing to do so fast forward a bit my family friend comes home to their vacation home and they have no electricity my friend calls the power company the technicians come down and say well your power lines have been cut we suspect some thieves have gone through and sold on your cable so they can sell the copper inside the wires so the normal thing people would do is to repair the damage beef up security and just forget about it however in just one year my friend had their power lines cut three more times my family friend decides to get a backup power system for their home in case of any power surges while they're gone so they reconnect the power and leave it be two months later my family friend comes back my friend told me that the cops called him because they found two charred bodies of the copper thieves with their hands on the cables also scattered around the charred corpses were wire cutting tools after that no more power lines were stolen in the area beneath that ziki replies i bet those thieves were really shocked when they found out those wires weren't dead so basically instead of turning off the power and just letting the just letting the thieves steal the copper they set up backup power so if the thieves killed the power they would still be live wires op when your family friend was setting up this backup power system i wonder if he thought to himself well i guess i'm just gonna have to murder these guys to get him to stop right because he would have had to have known that a likely outcome of this system would have been that he murdered those people and even then the crazy thing is like could he even be prosecuted for it because all the guy did was upgrade his power system it's not like he put out booby traps with like poison darts and bear traps in his yard jeez i think this guy just literally got away with murder our next reddit post is from rogue misanthrope nobody likes a lunch thief and i had one of the most aggressive thieves in my office for a few months there were rumors going around of someone taking people's lunches just about every day someone different would complain that their lunch was missing it even happened to me once or twice but i figured hey it's a big office a few people are probably just careless and grab the wrong lunch and then they're too embarrassed to bring it back or someone else packs their lunch and they don't know what's in there so it's not obvious they have the wrong one or whatever i had accidentally grabbed a wrong lunch once or twice but i noticed before i got it open i thought that i was just more careful or even just not as busy as some other people in the building however other people weren't as forgiving and a bunch of people made complaints to hr hr just blew them off personally at the time i thought that it was all much ado about nothing but pretty soon i would really start to care my wife enrolled in a french cooking class online and just about every day i was bringing in fancy gourmet leftovers for lunch you would have thought that i was picking up a to go back from a michelin star bister on the way in each morning my wife really threw herself into the coursework there were no problems for about two weeks maybe three until one day my lunch went missing considering the delicacies that i had to look forward to i was pretty miffed but i did a once-over around the break room and i didn't see anyone eating my lunch so i figured someone grabbed my bag by accident earlier then they saw how good my lunch looked realized that it was their lucky day and didn't bring my lunch back to the fridge i rode off this mysterious stranger as a butthole but i accepted the loss and looked forward to dinner that night instead the next day i wrote my name on my lunch in extra bold lettering jammed my bag into the back of the fridge and felt peace of mind i came back at break time and no my lunch was gone i was pretty upset but i figured that it was a stroke of bad luck and i left it at that what else could i do however on the third day out of an abundance of caution i kept my lunch at my desk i got up to take care of some business down the hall and when i came back yep my lunch was gone unfortunately that didn't help me narrow it down much at all because my desk is centrally located so everyone's constantly passing by at that point there was no possibility of the theft being arbitrary so i approached hr and filed a complaint their response practically verbatim was employees lunches are their personal property and the company is not responsible for lost or stolen personal items the following day my wife packed a cream-based soup that really had to be refrigerated i passed by the break room to check on my lunch practically every five minutes and somehow it still managed to disappear i was irate at this point so i returned to hr and really blew my top the best they could do was send out a memo reminding everyone to check the name on your lunch when you remove it from the fridge but they made it very clear that this was a routine memo and in no way related to my complaints which were not their jurisdiction basically they were trying to make it clear that it was my lunch so my problem the only suitable alternative in the building are these shrink-wrapped ham and cheese sandwiches from a vending machine they've been marinating in the heat for god knows how long and the bread is a stale as corkboard and the meat is rancid and there's gluey mayonnaise smooshed in the center it's a relic of the previous tenants i'm pretty sure i complained daily to my wife but her idea was to only start bringing in a regular sandwich and apple to dissuade the thief and get him to move on to other lunches i was so determined to prevent this low-life scum from downgrading the quality of my lunch that i hatched an elaborate plan then the pandemic hit and i forgot all about this whole saga i worked from home for a few months then we returned and after quarantine the lunch thief was the last thing on my mind but i got to the break room the first day back frustrated from having to wear a button-up and tie after months of working in pajamas sore from my desk chair and exhausted from small talk only to find that my lunch was gone i pretty much flew into a blind rage at that point especially seeing that stupid worthless memo about checking the lunch bag names posted in the break room i felt so helpless hungry and alone because it was me and my lunch against the world i stormed out of the office and i was determined to return the next day with a plan so i came in the following day with an empty lunch bag i watched closely to make sure no one was watching and i switched the contents of the hr person's lunchbag into my bag so now their lunch appeared to be my lunch they'd packed a regular brown bag so i discarded that left and waited i knew that this was a pretty big gamble because it was contingent on the theory that the thief was avoiding me while having lunch but not anyone else so this person would eat their lunch out in the open if there was no risk of bumping into me so i made this big show of going around the office telling everyone that i was headed out for a meeting and i wouldn't be back until 3 pm i even went to the trouble of moving my car to a parking space two streets over then i just sat in my car and worked remotely for several hours before sneaking back into the building up the back stairway i then sat in the stairwell just outside the break room where you can hear people talking but can't be seen and after about 20 to 30 minutes of waiting i heard it it was the sweetest sound that i would ever hear in that office the hr person said what the heck kyle that's my lunch no it's not your name on the bag give me that yeah why don't we head to my office for a chat the hr rep later called me into her office as well and they said that they were aware of my break room hijinks but it was obvious that the point still came across loud and clear the hr person warned me that it was a violation of policy to move another employee's lunch it took every ounce of my self-control to keep from shouting i thought that our lunches were our personal property and the company wasn't responsible for them being lost or stolen the hr person told me they'd located the thief and things would be handled accordingly but forget about what hr did kyle's status as the lunch thief was revealed to the entire break room so word quickly spread that he was the person who had been stealing everyone's lunches earlier that year and now he was the office pariah he was also in line for promotion that promotion is definitely off the table also ironed brownie points around the office for exposing kyle at the end of the day though i didn't do this for the credit or even the sweet sweet sweet revenge i just did it to get my lunches back op i think what hr really meant to say was hr's official policy is that it's not a problem until it directly affects me or my boss so go [ __ ] yourself also down in the comments we have this story from damon seed i witnessed a similar issue some poor soul had his lunch taken daily and he did make the rounds and try to get to the bottom of it less than a week later i was sitting in the boardroom and i hear this weird kind of siren go off it wasn't like a loud siren it was more like the type of sound that people use for a text notification not a second later the lunch victim goes running across the office at full speed to confront the person making all the rackets you see the lunch victim took one of those modules from a greeting card and attached it to his tupperware container so when the tupperware was opened it played this really obnoxious sound and a birthday greeting when the thief took off the tupperware lid he damaged the closing module so the sound couldn't be turned off until the machine was destroyed i never found out the outcome because i was only there for a few days more but i thought the idea was brilliant and then beneath that we have another story from noah phd i worked in houston texas as a contractor for six months i was renting a room and i didn't really have access to a kitchen so i used a meal prep service needless to say it was not cheap but the food was very high quality also unfortunately the meals were packaged in transparent containers so it was easy to see what the lunch was enter the lunch thief i returned to work with a tiny bottle of purified croton oil and for those of you who don't know croton oil causes extreme diarrhea on one of the thief's favorite lunches which routinely got stolen i added two drops of croton oil naturally my lunch got stolen so i had to get fast food later that day some guy in a meeting suddenly stood up and bolted for the door he didn't even make it out of the conference room when an explosive bat of diarrhea occurred to the total disgust of everyone else in the meeting croton oil has that effect on people naturally he accused me of trying to poison him which led to the peculiar circumstance of him trying to explain how exactly he was eating my lunch i just played dumb and there was nothing anyone could do about it it turns out two women on the same floor were pumping breast milk during the day and someone was stealing and drinking that too which this douchebag got blamed for probably rightfully so this guy was written up and he quickly quit when he realized that he was completely ostracized by his co-workers the company even renewed my contract a few weeks later and there was zero problems with lunches being stolen from that point forward my manager asked me point blank off the record if i had really done the deed and i just said i have no idea what you're talking about that was our slash pro revenge and if you like this content check out my patreon where i publish extra episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 14min 11sec (851 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 03 2021