r/Maliciouscompliance I Watched As My Boss Chopped His Fingers Off!

welcome to our slash malicious compliance where your wish is my command years back I drove a truck and delivered furniture my helper and I got along great and we worked very well together the warehouse manager was kind of a douche bag that really got off on the power trip he was always so serious like he believed that you couldn't have fun at work he instituted a two-hour window policy for deliveries I'm sure most of you are familiar with this now but it was new to the company he would create a route for us time everything in his head and create a schedule he would then call the customers and let them know what two hours we would be expected at their house the first day the policy was in place My partner and I kicked butt we got so we were ahead of our window so I called the next customer in acid they minded if we came early the customer was very happy that they didn't have to wait I did that for the rest of the deliveries that day we ended up back to the warehouse before our last delivery was even scheduled did we get a great job did we hear maybe I messed up on this scheduling no we hear you broke the rules by going to the customers house before I said you could be there if it happens again you'll get written up okay we would start our day busting butt we would fly through deliveries until we reached a time where we would just stop for an hour - I live in New Jersey there's a lot you can do we went to our Cades museums the beach all paid time because we wouldn't want to break the rules and get written up down in the comments barnsey sums us up quite well the customer's always right unless they're contradicting a middle manager with the control fetish our next reddit post is from tina web mom I'm a nurse I work in nursing homes rehabs old folks homes etc I do the paperwork that's sent to Medicare that paperwork has to be submitted in a timely manner or the facility goes from 700 bucks a day to 200 bucks a day just tossing numbers out don't remember the amount this is important in a second I worked for a facility that I loved the people were wonderful it was like a huge family the staff ate their meal with patients the independent people visited often and our bosses were easy to approach then the boss is retired at the same time our board then decided that maybe we would make more money if we hired a management company all of these changes happen within weeks of each other they hired a traveling nurse to hit up the skilled nursing unit for a year we didn't react well to her she never smiled she would just look at you if you asked a question and she decided the new rules that didn't apply to her were needed shortly after her hiring she began firing everybody it looks like a war zone had erupted on the floor nobody smiled no laughter no visitors no family meals and loads of stress I was the last one fired oh I've been written up zero write-ups before she came in for things like having a cell phone on the floor it was in my pocket having a drink on my desk in my office it was water and filling a certification form late the doctor signed it the date was do but they photocopied it before I had left from the doctor's office so they had their three write-ups at 3:00 p.m. on Friday the administrator calls me into his office I'm informed that I have been terminated I'm floored I work my butt off I'm actually great at my job I've been there seven years I'm escorted to my office to gather my stuff they turned off my computer asked for the passwords and escorted me from the building here's where the malicious compliance comes in they called me in to fire me just as I was creating the packet to send to Medicare I was never able to send it they never asked that things were situated since it was Friday I volunteered no information remember that timely manner well that Friday was the very last day to submit about 30 different forms most were 14-day assessments that literally covered 14 days my friend and billing called me to let me know that the default cost them over a hundred thousand dollars by the time they figured everything else our next read of posters from topless throwaway I'm transgender male-to-female 23 years old and I was born and raised in Tennessee and they're not so LGBT friendly neither are my neighbors Tennessee refuses to let me change my gender it sucks maybe one day I'll move somewhere else I don't know if that'll let me change it since I have a Tennessee birth certificate but that's a question for another time Tennessee also has laws prohibiting women from going topless now first off I will not post pictures for science second off I definitely have boobs for all intents and purposes when I go out jogging I pass as a woman someone recently added me to my neighbor's and they've replied with several nasty letters and other such stuff calling me a gay man and other bigoted garbage so my revenge was to jog around the neighborhood topless I don't see the problem they're calling me a man the state is calling me a man walking around topless is allowed for men but see I win because now they've called the cops saying a woman is running around topless in their neighborhood Oh God and covered the children's eyes boobs are evil suddenly I'm a woman nice logic you got there and then I got a call from the cops and they wanted to talk to me as I was so well informed to to better call Saul and then top of all-time page from legal advice I told them I was busy and I hung up I later got another call and didn't answer this whole thing was kinda obnoxious I prefer a sports bra to hold him in place in the end I talked to a lawyer who thought it was hysterical and we talked to the cops who also thought it was hysterical and we all agreed I wouldn't do it again apparently it technically is against the law somehow though my lawyer said he was sure the charges would be dropped I decided not to fight it cuz honestly I didn't want to end up being held in a men's prison a couple of my neighbors actually got my points surprisingly and I've made a couple of friends our next reddit post is from Adam neon so quick background I work for a big national company which I will not name because I like being employed and we have a big software system that the entire company relies on to wrap stuff up and get it ready for the clients it's that last choke point bottleneck where if it dies literally all the work the rest of the company does is for naught I run the system at the grunt work day-to-day operational level this system also typically has upgrades and fixes installed about every two weeks and they usually wait until late night on Friday to bring it down and do the install so there doesn't impact daily business now when these installs occurred they always get a bunch of people on a call to go through every and make sure it all works before calling it good for Monday being the guy who runs the system all the time I was always required to be on these calls I hated them the call started at 10:00 p.m. Friday night so I couldn't go out and enjoy my weekend they'd last about two hours while the developers installed stuff and at the very end I pushed one button to kick things off so the suits could see that I was working and everyone was happy this was literally monkey work and everyone on those calls could have done it I volunteered to teach them how but no they wanted me on the call I was salary at the time so not exactly like I could say no and I wasn't getting paid anything extra for it can you see where this is going okay so a few years ago guidelines changed at the government level saying anyone who made a certain amount per year or less couldn't be denied a salary they had to be hourly to stop companies from abusing glorified part-time workers I made more than that but the company went overboard because I was somewhere in the general ballpark and they didn't want to risk it so BAM I'm now hourly roughly two weeks later it's deployment call time I ask if I'm really required to be there or not and bossman says yes I don't complain because at least now I get paid for it oh but wait this isn't any normal deployment no this is a big one they tell me I need to be on the calls that will start at 5:00 right as I can ormally be clocking out for the day thinking it would be a quick check-in and then back out until 10:00 I dutifully call in nope this call lasts from 5:00 until 10:00 when we got to take all of a five-minute break and then get onto another call now I'm home short so I'm sitting on this call in my underwear and nothing going on requires any input from me at all again I'm not complaining because I'm getting paid for this and I've got Netflix on in the background not only am I getting paid since I did my full 40 hours that week already this was overtime so 10 o'clock deployment stuff starts going on and by midnight we get to my part I push the button I tell them it's going to take about 20 to 30 minutes to process before we know if it worked a half hour twiddling my thumbs later it fails there's some cursing from the desease they go to try to fix whatever bort and I to spend another 30 minutes resetting all the data so we can try again once everything is ready I push the button 30 minutes later it fails again fast forward several hours it's now 5:00 a.m. Saturday morning it still hasn't run properly everybody's cranky except me because baby I got dollar signs in my eyes 12 hours of overtime for watching Netflix and doing monkey work is gonna be sweet except it was even better than I thought at the time that Saturday was technically some minor holiday my company pays time and a half of you work on a holiday so I had seven hours of overtime and five hours of overtime with additional time and a half I ended up making over half a week's pay overnight from that call my boss flipped when he saw the check I was supposed to get I reminded him that I had asked an email with half the team copied if he really needed me on that call and that he said I absolutely had to be unlike most of the bosses I read about on here he swallowed his defeat gracefully I got a huge paycheck that period and oddly enough I've not been required to attend a single one of those calls since then huh I wonder why our next reddit post is from Medusa I'm a radiology resident and luckily the facility I'm working and allows for each resident to be separated in individual workstation rooms for reading imaging this morning I grabbed one of the rooms and spent a while cleaning it all up to make it safe for me to spend the day in another resident who showed up late came in the door and demanded that I leave the room because it was assigned to him I chose the room because I knew the dictation microphone didn't work so all report would have to be typed and I was on a rotation that was light on volume so it wasn't a big deal to type the reports for me he started to squeeze his way in and box me out and because of his persistence I let him I packed all my things to head to a different room got up and headed out the door right before shutting the door I told him oh by the way the dictaphone doesn't work in this room as I said here typing this I'm watching him read case after case which he has to individually type meanwhile I've spent the day studying and singing in my new cleaned room man you'd assume that someone smart enough to be a resident at a hospital wouldn't also be so stupid our next reddit post is from dummy die I used to work part time at a sandwich shop during college about nine to ten years ago the shop had a high turnover rate and I was there the longest so I basically learned everything in the store one day we had a health inspector coming to evaluate the food safety temperature readings food storage etc I had to slice the tomatoes for nightshift and the inspector took issues with the dirty slicer and asked if it had been cleaned first I said yes he asked if I use the scrub thingy I forget what it's called it's like a wire scrub on a stick I said no you don't put your fingers near the blades you just spray it off and dunking and sanitizer he chastised me so I was like okay show me how to clean it properly then if there was a way to do it right without getting hurt then I was willing to learn my coworker and I stood there and watched him Jam the wire scrub between the blades and pull it back and of course it got stuck he shoved it forward again jamming his knuckles into the blades he started bleeding everywhere my coworker had to shut himself in the walk-in freezer he was laughing his butt off I just looked at my manager trying to help this idiot inspector get a towel and whatnot and said yeah yeah I'm not changing the slicer like that excuse me sir yes there seems to be an idiot's finger in my sandwich our next reddit post is from diba context this happened a few years ago I was 18 and working as a receptionist for community nursing service as the youngest and the team by a long shot the average age of employees being around 55 to 60 I was usually the one responsible for the computer stuff mostly just simple things nothing a quick google couldn't solve the other staff members were wonderful and I learned a lot from working with them except for the assistant manager Karen this woman was the bane of my existence she was over 75 years old recently came out of a 15 year retirement as a receptionist and was armed with a certificate in business management from a 4-hour online course she refused to use basic computer skills such as or email stating that she didn't need to learn them again when she had others to do it for her namely me in a five hour shift I would spend three hours just fielding her tasks needless to say this came along with all the fun personality traits that make a manager from hell malicious compliance at the start of my shift I receive an email from Karin asking me to print the attached files one was a PDF and the other an mp4 so assuming she just meant the PDF I take the printed copy tour this is roughly how the exchange wins why do you only have one file I sent two you want me to print an mp4 isn't that what I asked a monkey could do your job and probably better at that here I'm pretty sure she laughed at her own joke look I don't think you understand don't try and teach me don't forget I did your job for 20 years and now I could have you fired already over it and ready for some malicious compliance okay well I've never printed this type of file before so it might take a while I don't care how long it takes I'm your boss and I've told you to do this once it's done you can move on to the other jobs I'm grinning ear-to-ear at this point I get back to my desk and send her an email summarizing our conversation and explicitly clarifying she wanted me to print an mp4 to which I got a snarky reply perfect I spent the next four to five hours pausing the video every two to three frames screenshotting it pasting into a Word document and printing the administrative tasks piled up not that Carrie noticed because she mostly spent her time reading magazines and talking on the phone I felt bad as this placed an extra load on the other receptionists however since Karen was universally hated they gave me their blessings once completed I took about 100 pages carefully held with clips to her desk and sweetly told her that I'd printed the other file she looked smug until she saw what was in front of her page after page of almost the same picture as the man moves through the video some slightly blurry all full color she was furious to say the least but I was one hour overtime on my shift and Karen knew that would already caused her some issues so she let me leave though I knew it wasn't over yet as expected I get called into HR for a meeting the following week where they accused me of wasting company times and not complying with management I explained the situation in detail and showed them the email including her awful reply I also showed them a few more emails and texts where Karen had some particularly descriptive words to insult our staff members including the very HR rep taking my interview turns out this was a straw that broke the camel's back as Karen had multiple reports against her from other staff members and she had been driving HR insane with her own complaints she lost her job the following week the best part is that this happened on a Sunday where I got double pay I took some of that sweet overtime cash and brought in cupcakes to work once Karen was gone I said it was an end of week treat but we all knew what we were celebrating the HR rep seemed to particularly enjoy hers well maybe this Karen wasn't a complete idiot maybe she's just a Harry Potter fan and thinks that pictures can move on paper that was our sloshed malicious compliance and if you like this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Published: Sat May 09 2020