r/Prorevenge My Boss Said "Date Me Or YOU'RE FIRED!"

welcome to r pro revenge where opie takes down her toxic manager for sexual harassment our next reddit post is from gadgetzoneme my ex is an abusive pile of garbage and we had a kid together i left him while i was pregnant but i would occasionally take the baby to see him on his lunch hour he paid us 29 a month in child support for a very long time i got that amount reviewed when he was hired and that climbed to 89 a month when my ex found out that his child support payments had increased by 70 bucks a month he threw a screaming temper tantrum in his work and he chased me and our nine month old kid out of the building we had family court a few days later and he blamed me for everything he even got his friend to lie and say that he was there and that i started that fight thankfully the judge didn't believe him but i was forced to continue making these terrible visits to my ex's work now for the revenge he worked at a furniture rental store and he would constantly bad mouth customers in very detailed ways the next time i took my baby to his work i sat down with a small notepad and wrote down the names he said how many months they said they were behind how much they said they owed and every terrible name that he and his buddy call the customers there were quite a few racial slurs said that day when my ex left for the day i told his boss but his boss didn't do anything however i personally knew three of the people he was badmouthing and i knew how to get in touch with five or so others i worked my way through that list telling people exactly how their personal financial info was being released and the names they were called he and his buddy lost their jobs the next day and the owner filed a restraining order against him i didn't feel bad at all geez op he was upset about 89 bucks a month i don't even know if you could keep a dog alive at 89 bucks a month let alone a baby our next reddit post is from directed accordingly when i was 19 i worked in a one-man store in my local area sure there were a lot of entitled people that came in but there were also absolutely lovely regulars that i bonded with unfortunately what happened in this story didn't involve one of the nice regulars but instead a creepy older man this man was probably in his 40s dirty and just an outright creep the shop didn't have any panic buttons so when he came in i was on my own he was a pervert who would just come in to harass me he would lean over the counter to stroke my arms make disgusting derogatory comments towards me and try to feel me up any time i left the counter i hated working there because of this guy i reported him to the manager multiple times but nothing was ever done i even showed him the cctv but again nothing would happen one day the guy came in saying extremely lewd things to me and tried to grab my chest i just snapped i shoved him away from me telling him to leave the store and that if he didn't stop i would report him to the cops the guy just laughed at me and said there was nothing i could do until i pointed at the cameras this enraged the guy and he told me how he knew that i lived in the area so if he ever found me i would end up in the hospital because of the things he would do to me he left but i was absolutely terrified i knew this guy was ex-military and he could easily overpower me after that he came to the store displaying what looked like a weapon and he followed me when i visited local stores on a shift swap i nervously came into my work as the manager was cashing in his till he saw me and asked what was wrong and i told him what was happening i said that i had to report this guy to the cops but i needed evidence so i mentioned the cctv my manager responded i'm so sorry but i'm afraid you can't do that if you do then they'll do a background check on you and i'll have to tell them everything that i know about you this terrified me even more the manager was a friend of mine and the reason that i got that job to begin with he knew that i had home problems so he was basically telling me that he would tell the cops about it and rip my family apart he said see i value you as a friend but after seeing your true colors when you refuse to go out with me it kind of tells me to be honest to the police do you really want to involve them it became evident that the reason why he never handled my complaints before is because i rejected him he asked me out a few times which i rejected but i didn't think much of it as scared as i was i didn't want my family to be destroyed and i wasn't going to go out with him just to get some evidence instead i started to plot my revenge against the manager the area manager and my manager were good friends the area manager let my manager get away with anything during inspections but rumor had it that the area manager was moving to a different location this meant that a new area manager would be coming in to do an inspection knowing this i patiently waited to see if it was true one day i went in and saw a man that i'd never seen before it was the new area manager and he was in doing an inspection when the manager wasn't there it turns out that he had met my manager before and he didn't like him one bit so he was trying to find evidence to fire him he told me that he wanted to monitor the daily things i did in the shop so i did the things badly i made sure to screw up every chance i got not scanning items not checking ids stocking things incorrectly etc the area manager was horrified and asked if i was ever trained luckily my dad always encouraged me to keep a log of everything i do at work so i gave the area manager my log of the week that i started in the day that i signed that document telling him that all he had to do was check the cameras which of course he did when he found out that i was never trained he sat me down and asked what other things my manager was doing wrong i told him everything that he made me and my co-worker take over a shift so he could leave early how he never fulfilled requests for holidays and took them away last minute and how he would never process official complaints and would persuade us not to report incidents he asked me what kind of incidents and i told him about the customer and how he blackmailed me not to report it to the cops i told him how he said the only way that he was going to help me is if i dated him the area manager was disgusted and asked if i had logs of all the relevant dates to prove what i was doing i handed him my logbook and said that i felt awful telling him all this because i didn't want anyone to get in trouble that was a lie of course i wanted results the area manager reassured me that nothing was going to happen to me because this was all on the manager i didn't hear much of it until eventually my manager just never came into work and a new guy was there instead i asked where the manager was and i was told that he got fired it turned out that he had to go to a hearing that he thought was just about how he managed the store but it was actually a lot more serious than that he wasn't just pulled up on what happened with me but it was revealed that he was falsifying paperwork and falsifying his hours he was stealing money from the store so he was subsequently fired for falsifying documents mistreating staff abusing his power and stealing and in regards to the stealing they actually took him to court the area manager used everything that i said against him i quit a little bit after that but i have a great relationship with the new manager he's a kind professional man i also moved so i never had to see that customer again i checked social media and my old manager had blocked me on everything personally i haven't heard from him since but i heard that he claims that i'm lying and that i was a spiteful b-word at least he wasn't entirely wrong i am a spiteful b-word op this guy absolutely had that coming to him you got sexually harassed at work and his response to that was to sexually harass you at work what an absolute garbage can human being our next reddit post is from william a few years ago after changing jobs i found myself in a new office with a new phone number after orientation training and other new hire stuff i finally get to sit down and start working i get my voicemail and answering machine setup set up the email and my phone rings i say good morning this is op and engineering speaking yeah when can i take the ged test sorry wrong number and i hung up my phone rang again seriously when can i take the ged test like i said wrong number bye this went on for weeks 15 to 20 calls per day people would scream at me for not being the adult learning center one day i had an epiphany a caller called in this isn't the adult learning center nope do you know the number check google i did but this is the number on their website oh really after googling it myself i dig up a few numbers and give them a call they tell me that they don't maintain their website and there's nothing they can do about it and it's not their problem that i'm just gonna have to deal with it my favorite line from that conversation was what are you gonna do about it i work for this day you can't do sh bye bye and you can just imagine that that bye bye just dripped with the condescension that only hubris and decades of karen hood could muster oh hell no let's dance the next day i answer the phone good morning this is op speaking when can i take the ged test we get that on request it takes about an hour and a half come on down oh awesome how much is it ten dollars but bring a pencil we'll sharpen your pencil but we can't supply them budget cuts you know no i get it i'll see you in a bit take your time they don't like me telling you this but if you get here before we close they have to give you the test see you when you get here thanks man see you later now for those of you who don't know a ged test takes an entire day to finish it also usually costs upward of 100 depending on the state in my state it was around 200 as such it was only offered at certain intervals so since i was telling dozens of people each day that it was 10 bucks took 90 minutes and offered on request i'm sure they were absolutely inundated with angry people with freshly sharpened number two pencils waving their 10 bills and demanding the test that the guy on the phone told them they could come in and take every morning i checked the website to see if my phone number was still on there i also took the liberty of crawling around and getting the phone numbers for some managers i was happy to hand out those phone numbers when people would call back to complain that they weren't allowed to take the test i told them just head back down there and ask to speak to a random director's name tell them you called the number on the website and this is what you were told it took them about six more weeks to change the website for some reason all the managers numbers disappeared from the website as well down in the comments we have this story from curmudgeon many years ago i rented a house where the previous runners had been a couple of doctors out of harvard medical school they got an absolute ton of junk mail when they moved they thought they were being clever and only selectively file i've moved notices and let all their junk mail keep filling up my mailbox i called them and asked them to file with the post office to forward all their junk mail and they told me to f off so i started writing deceased on all mail that came to them and tossing it back in the mailbox about six months later i got a very angry phone call from them because apparently one of the pieces of mail was from harvard for their 10-year reunion because i'd written deceased on the mail they were listed as dead on the where are they now part of the materials handed out their harvard reunion and further down in the comments we have another story from the mcp my friend moved to a new home in college and got a new phone number a few months later he started getting phone calls from pregnant women who wanted to schedule an appointment with a gynecologist after several such calls he found the actual gynecologist and contacted their office it turns out they had new stationary and cards printed and they all had a misprint of the phone number listing my friend's number instead of theirs which was very close in number my friend being a decent person told them that if they just paid the phone company's change fee they could have his number they said that oh no my friend would have to pay for that and he would have to give them his number and they were still using the new incorrect numbers and intended to keep giving out those cards he said i can't i'm a poor college student and that was the end of the discussion a few more days of this went by he called them again and they still demanded that he paid to give them his phone number because of their mistake my friend said i guess you're gonna have to pay to get all new stationery and cards and contact every single one of your patients to tell them about your error they laughed at him so he hung up after that when someone called to make an appointment he'd make an appointment they would show up expecting to be seen and the doctor's office would have to deal with these angry pregnant women after a few weeks of this suddenly the office called and wanted to pay the change fee imagine that oh man i've read so many stories on our slash pro revenge where some guy gets a phone number wrong and that phone number's a business and they're like well not my problem so deal with it this is basically the equivalent of like you're sitting at your home and someone calls you and they're like hey uh do you live at 123 fake street and you're like yeah this is my home what about it and the guy on the phone is like well i found keys to your house so do you want to come pick them up and then you being a total [ __ ] say no that's not my problem i'm not gonna drive across town to pick up my house keys what do you think i am a [ __ ] and the guy on the phone's like uh okay and then you just have this total stranger with keys to your house you can come in and totally screw up your stuff until you change your locks i i don't know if you're a business owner why would you want your phone number to go to someone who has the disposition and the power to completely destroy your business instead of changing i don't know what probably 50 100 bucks to change your phone number 15 bucks is that right there's a a 36 change fee with a t and with t-mobile it's 15 oh my god [Laughter] imagine letting a bored college student utterly destroy your business because you're too cheap to pay him 15 bucks to change your number oh my god our next reddit post is from dark first off i would like to say that this is my father's revenge not mine but it was one of his best a little backstory to get you caught up my father was a welder at a pulp and paper mill on maintenance with a union there were about 500 people who worked there at the time on my dad's crew they had this guy named squirrel because he would take anything small enough to carry and take it home some of the things he stole were specialized tools made for a certain machine so they would have to be ordered again at the company's expense i guess there wasn't much the mill could do because somehow the union backed him it wasn't long before my father's tool started going missing too he knew where to look and he found them in squirrel's toolbox and some scattered on his workbench squirrel was an average sized man about five foot nine or five foot ten but my father was a huge man standing at six foot five and around 250 pounds so squirrel didn't say a word he was too scared to my father reported this to the union rep in the main office and they said they'd investigate squirrel was given one weak paid suspension while the investigation went on they found many of the missing items in his locker lunchbox toolbox etc somehow squirrel got the union to back him again and he was allowed to come back to work at the end of his suspension my father grabbed his welder and went to squirrel's area and welded together a giant metal box he took everything he could identify as squirrels and put it in the box and welded a top on it he then got the help of one of his work buddies to lift the box and dad welded the box to the bottom of the i-beam on the ceiling about 20 feet in the air the day squirrel came back he was looking for all his things but he couldn't find them he asked everyone if he could borrow their tools but no one said a word except i take care of my tools maybe you should take better care of yours this went on for a couple of hours until squirrel went to the main office to complain saying that someone stole all of his tools [Laughter] the shop steward and squirrel walked into the maintenance shop to ask everyone where squirrel's tools were my dad stood and walked up close to squirrel and knowing my dad he was towering over a squirrel my dad said something along the lines of squirrels like to climb to store stuff are you sure you didn't climb the i-beam and put your stuff up there i guess the look on the shop stewart's face was almost too good but the look of pure horror on squirrel's face was my dad's favorite part of the story my dad would laugh so hard when telling the story whenever he got to this part squirrel went to his work area and looked up he saw the box up there he tried to get anyone's help to get it down but everyone seemed to have other important things to do at that moment squirrel took a day and a half working alone to get his tools from the box and to remove the box from where it was welded my father said that nothing ever went missing again that was our slash pro revenge and if you like this content check out my podcast where i publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit 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Published: Wed Jun 23 2021