r/Pettyrevenge I Rubbed My Bully's Face in Poison Ivy!

welcome to our slash petty revenge where a bully gets his face rubbed in poison ivy our next reddit post is from my kidnap babies i went to meet my mom for breakfast this morning and four older people were walking across the parking lot i waited patiently for them to cross but three of them were going one way and another was going the other way the old lady going in a separate direction decided to stop in the middle of the parking lot she sat there talking to the other three for a while and then started walking and then stopped again to talk to them again the other three saw me gesturing to her and told her that i was trying to drive but she continued talking so i parked really fast and walked as fast as my legs would take me i stood behind this old lady's car texted a few people responded to my work on skype and smoked a cigarette about five minutes later this old lady got tired of waiting for me and got out to tell me to move to which i ignored and said something along the lines of sucks when someone stands in front of your car when you're trying to drive doesn't it she glared at me and then went back to her car and had to wait the rest of the two minutes it took me to finish smoking i had a nice chuckle with my mom who asked what i was doing out there our next replies from vortex games so my aunt just moved into a new neighborhood and she hired a gardener to blow all the leaves off the property it was the weekend and apparently in this neighborhood they banned sounds over 80 decibels on the weekend so the lady from the neighboring house came over and said we've called the police just wanted to let you know so it isn't awkward what you could have just asked so the poor gardener gets a written warning and has to leave later that week the gardener called my aunt and explained that he had a workaround and could resume work on the weekend obviously we're wondering what's gonna satisfy this crazy lady on saturday the gardener pulls up in his truck this time suddenly it starts roaring much louder than any leaf blower it turns out that there's no law banning mulch munchers and this one was much louder than anything else the gardener had done he then proceeded to mask the leaf blower with the mulch muncher the ladies stormed out took one look of the truck and went back inside turns out the police completely rejected her call and she now has to live with this loud beast every saturday for an hour our next reply is from ubt i was at a craft store in my town and it wasn't too busy but only one register was open i could tell that the cashier a teenage girl was working as best as she could the process was a tad slower however because she had a stutter and a bit of a lisp as she worked through the line asking the usual questions probably mandated by the big wigs the man behind me began to huff and puff he muttered something about having places to go he was in a hurry etc i ignored him until i heard him start to mock this teenage girl to his kids well what would you look like you you're your receipt his kids began to laugh and it really made my blood boil especially since i could tell the cashier heard his mockery that really made my blood boil if a person doesn't respect retail employees as people that's the best way to tell whether a person is a douchebag or not so when it was my turn to the register she asked me in a small voice are you a member of our rewards club i look smugly at the guy behind me and then back at her the rewards club oh that sounds great please explain it to me she seemed surprised at first but then she looked at the guy behind me and it clicked i have never given my information so slowly in my life never before had i asked so many questions she just smiled and answered my questions while the guy behind me was seething can you hurry up please and miss out on all these great rewards as if i only held the guy up for about five minutes but oh man it felt so good our next reply is from pawns alias a while ago my email address was added to a mailing list for a church group located in the southern usa it was a gmail address and i just naturally assumed that it was added in error i deleted the first few messages because there weren't that many after a week or so the volume of emails started to increase a lot because they were organizing events and everyone was responding with reply all first off i sent an email to the address that seemed to belong to the organizer the one who was initiating the email chains hi i said i'm not part of your group please remove me from the email distribution list no response over the next couple of days as each new message arrives i send another email no response so far i've only been sending my messages to the leader the next day i send a reply all again i'm ignored i try again no response i am now receiving 10 to 20 emails a day of this garbage so i take the nuclear option every single time i get a new email i reply all with adult images since you won't remove me from the list here's my inputs i start off mild and i quickly crank it up i received outrage replies about this being a christian church group i reply with something even worse i asked nicely for weeks to be removed and was ignored so here's another fine picture for you the email list disappeared from my inbox within 24 hours down in the comments we have this post from deleted i did this to a group text message that no one would take me out of some girl with a fairly active social life had my phone number before me so i was constantly fielding text messages from her normally i just respond by saying wrong number and we move on her church group started messaging me a few months ago and i was getting 30 to 50 messages a day from them i asked repeatedly for them to not message me and they kept saying oh sorry and then continuing to message me so i eventually wrote a longer message complaining about how i really don't want to keep hearing about their daily problems and again i asked to be taken off the text chain not only was i not taken off the chain but a few of them complained that i should just block all 30 of them because apparently it was too hard to start a new group message that set me off so i started responding to every message with gay adult images i'm talking hard stuff too fisting bathroom stuff etc i am not part of that prayer group anymore op when you sent those images did you also say that it was part of the prayer group message dear everyone i seem to have gotten another dude's hand stuck inside of my butthole please pray for me to help me get it removed thank you so much and god bless our next reddit post is from platinum i recently broke up with my girlfriend before we split up she borrowed my mom's gps to help her move across the country for school well it's been a few months since our breakup and i've asked her twice to send the gps back and to tell me the tracking number nothing showed up at my doorstep today i reached out to ask about the status of the gps her reply was that she lost it now i'm not sure if she genuinely misplaced it threw it away out of revenge or is just keeping it honestly after the next exchange i couldn't care less what the reality was well could you send me some money to replace it no okay originally i planned to let this go however i remembered something one of her favorite games was paid for and linked with my origin account five minutes later password changed i set up two-factor authentication and sent a code to my phone i listed all of her devices as untrusted have fun buying and restarting everything on that game that you love our next reddit post is from pick us wrath my hoa is the worst they nickel and dime every opportunity they get their online portal is atrocious and they are impossible to get a hold of they even threatened to put a lien on my house earlier this year due to one missed payment their monthly fee is 150 bucks plus a 195 service fee month after month it doesn't matter if you set up direct withdrawal with your bank account debit card etc they will still shave an extra two bucks a month because they can that is until i missed may's payment i tried to pay earlier this month only to find they had yet again changed their website they've done this three times since i moved into this house as a result i wasn't able to log in i made a mental note to check back and i moved on well i remembered it today i found the new site and logged in only to discover that they had levied a 1.24 late fee against my account what vultures so whatever i decide to pay for may and go ahead and pay for june as well as it turns out only one service fee is assessed per transaction which means that because i was paying both may and june in a single transaction only 195 was charged instead of 390 for both months and because there was a late fee of 1.24 cents i essentially wound up paying 303.19 instead of 303.90 a full cents of savings it's actually cheaper for me to miss a month and get a late fee than pay for two months with a single service fee it's savings of 35 cents a month every month that comes out to 4.26 cents a year not being paid to my hoa seriously fhoas well there you have it if you've ever wanted to know the true cost of petty revenge it's 71 cents a month our next credit post is from luna wolf when i was about 10 years old we moved to pennsylvania i'm mexican and i still had some trouble with english but i was like 99 fluent just not enough to avoid being bullied this bully would chase me around calling me racial slurs and asking me if the rio grande is refreshing after my discussion with my parents about it they said that he's just an insecure boy saying mean things that his parents taught him and to just ignore him if he got physical my dad told me not to do any of that just tell the teacher nonsense he said if that boy hits you you hit back harder you have my permission after some more insults the bully realized that he wasn't getting a response like he wanted so he decided to get physical he shoved me and he picked up a clump of poison ivy with a sweater this wasn't a big deal because i was faster than him but my best friend wasn't he went after my friend so i tackled the bully to the ground his face landing in the very poison ivy that he was holding i straddled him and rubbed his face in the poison ivy he cried and after that he never looked in my direction or laid a finger on me or my friend it's been 18 years and i'm still not sorry our next reddit post is from socks and pop-tarts i was an intern at a local wedding magazine during college it was a small office of three interns who put the magazine together along with an editor who will always be the most incompetent person that i have ever worked with and i've worked in food service anyways after months of petty bs my car broke down over thanksgiving i called the editor to let her know that i might be late because i had to take the bus her response oh your car broke down you're no longer needed as an intern click that b word did not just hang up on me i was mad but i took that call as a blessing in disguise and decided to forget about it i wasn't getting paid so who cares two months later on saturday i'm relaxing at home when i get a call guess who hey op listen i'm sorry about that call during thanksgiving break my phone must have dropped the connection we are trying to get this month's edition printed and i can't keep up with all the mail the ads and the phone calls it's crazy here and the other girls quit can you believe that when can you be back in the office readers it's been four years since that saturday but even now i can still feel that incredible sense of petty joy you said that i was no longer needed as an intern two months ago i've already accepted a position elsewhere my new boss doesn't call me on weekends and actually pays me lose my number click so ironically i'm recording this episode on juneteenth the day that we celebrate the end of slavery and opie is talking about unpaid internships can we please just get rid of unpaid internships already how are they still legal i just don't get it our next reddit post is from computer conrad i've been working at a subway restaurant for the past two years from the end of high school through my first year of college i take classes in the morning and afternoon so when i work it's usually a closing shift the only issue is that i close by myself so it really triggers my anxiety when i get a rush of people or i can't finish certain duties at a certain time so by the end of the night i'm usually so out of it mentally and i just want to get home asap so tonight i was closing like usual and i really wanted to get home as early as i could to finish an assignment due at midnight of course with my luck it turns out being one of the busiest nights we've had in a while because they've recently sent out coupons for buy one get one footlongs after 4 pm which is such a stupid move especially for people who close alone so by the time closing time rolls around i'm finishing up dishes cleaning the line and counting the bread wraps bowls etc i go to lock the door and as i'm turning off the open sign a guy walks in and i tell him sorry we're closed he wittily responds with then how'd i get in here i responded i was going to lock the door you have to leave sir no i want a sandwich at this point i'm just thinking that if this guy is ballsy enough to tell a business owner to stay open after hours because he wants service then who knows what else he could do so i decided to just make him a sandwich to make him go away he proceeded to take a good two to three more minutes just staring at the menu oh my god i was fuming i was staring daggers at this guy i made a sandwich and then we move over to the cash register i put in a sandwich tell him his total and he pulls out a 50 bill oh my god i got so excited because we don't accept bills over 20 dollars and i pray that he doesn't have another method to pay i tell him the bad news and he of course gets angry saying to break it anyway well a good thing i already dropped most of the money from the register into our safe before i went to lock up so i literally couldn't give him proper change for the 50 bill i explain this to him as i slide his sub to the side where he can't reach it and he just leaves in a fit of rage i proceed to then take his sub home and eat it while finishing up my assignment and turning it in on time honestly if he wasn't such a commanding douche i would have just given him the sub and tell him not to worry about it but if you're gonna force me to do my job pastor posted hours and be a dick about it then you are not getting a break i also used to work at subway in high school and i hated people like this the worst thing is that when you're working an hourly wage if you stay late for like an extra 10 or 15 minutes then typically you're not getting paid for that time so when you close at 10 and people come by at like 10 o'clock or 1001 and they try to jiggle the door you're like sorry we're closed i wish i could help you but unfortunately i can't actually back in college i remember that i went to a place that was closing down for the night and when i walked in i was like oh shoot are you guys closing they said yeah we closed like two minutes ago but they could take us and the person working behind the counter was obviously a teenager and i could just see the defeat and disappointment on their face it's like dude i've been in your shoes before i totally get it but still i was super hungry and i really wanted a sandwich and i was like hey i can tell that you guys are closing down would it be okay if i just tipped you like five bucks and instantly this person's expression change because typically they're making minimum wage which is like 10 or 15 bucks an hour so five bucks just to make one sandwich is a sweet deal and it was overall a pleasant transaction so yeah i guess what i'm trying to say is don't make people work for free and if you have to make them work for free at least tip them that was our slash petty revenge and if you like this content check out my podcast where i publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 16min 23sec (983 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 19 2021