Ron White: California Cops

every time I read a newspaper in Los Angeles California I get pissed because things don't have to make sense in LA I read an article in the paper in LA the said they're going to try to outlaw the big-screen real life handguns shooting video games because they say that that's what's wrong with the youth of America today they learn how to accurately shoot guns with video game it's not a parenting problem little [ __ ] oh no it's a video probably they pissed you off when you have a genuine problem you try to attack a solution too it's got nothing to do with the problem you know what I mean I came up with a great idea don't outlaw those machines give them to the state troopers of California because they're some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life I saw a shootout once live on TV that went on for so long eventually the criminal got frustrated and shot himself and the cops are on TV whining about it going he's got on body armor he's got on body armor I'm watching it live on CNN going I see his head shoot him in the [ __ ] head give my kid a shot Wow how's that daddy good shot boots everybody relax poot took him out thank God poot was there with his considerable skills horrible shot some pops are you ever see tape of the Kehoe brothers from Ohio those guys are get out of that white suburban they show it on confidence in these guys folks have a shootout with the police at point-blank range nobody gets hurt I would love to have been at the office the next day when that guy's being interviewed by the chief and then what happened well at that point I loaded my semi-automatic 9-millimeter weapon at point-blank range and then what happened they left nice shooting elmer fudd it was a kid in Detroit three years ago shot eight bullets hit nine people these two cops shot 22 bullets didn't even hit the [ __ ] suburban give those guys a roll of quarters drop them off at the mall that's all I'm saying you know what I mean just not like Texas

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Keywords: funny, hilarious, dumb, cops, Ron, Whit, Redneck, Comedy, Blue, Collar, son, bitch, crazy, fuck

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Length: 2min 30sec (150 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 25 2011