Official Ron White - I Got Thrown Out of a Bar

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I got thrown out of a bar in New York City now when I say I got thrown out of a bar I don't mean somebody asked me to leave we walk to the door together and I said bye everybody I gotta go six bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub like I was a frisbee those big old bouncers that go home every night watch Roadhouse and beat off you know I'm talking about that Patrick Swayze's hitting another guy for wearing a hat I walk into a bar with a hat on this guy real piss he goes took off the Hat I might wants to deal he goes I tell you what the deal is faggots in this area where hatch we're trying to keep might of a club I all really the only way we could tail down south is if they have their hair cut like you're and he got all pissed but he walked away and I took the hat off and like an hour later I've been drinking and I forgot you ever forget happened to me I put the hat back on the guy comes over to me now I'm between six one and six six depending on which convenience store I'm leaving I weigh 235 pounds this guy comes over to me poking me and his shoulder with two fingers says you're out of here wow thanks scooter and I was wrong they hurled my ass and then they squared off with me in the parking lot and I backed down from the fight because I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass but I knew how many they were going to use it's a handy little piece of information to have right there overkill well they called the police because we broke a chair on the way out the door and I refused to pay for it the cops showed up and at that point I had the right to remain silent but it didn't have the ability the cop says mr. white you are being charged with drunk in public I was drunk in a bar they threw me into public I don't want to be drunk in public I want to be drunk in a goddamn bar which is perfectly legal arrest them well he didn't arrest them instead they call in for my arrest record there's some good news satellites are linking up in outer space computer banks at NASA are kicking on there's a Telegraph infinity this part extra whopper shorthand beep now I told you that story to tell you this story when I was 17 years old I was arrested for being drunk in public seemed to be a pattern if you knew Morse code you would already know that when one DWI which was a bogus charge because it turns out they were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk and that's profiling I believe in the drunken public charge and Fritz the arresting officer who I had literally known all my life you know what I mean this guy live four doors down from me in a town of less than 400 people we've met he takes me to jail when we get there he asked me if I have any aliases and I was just being a smartass and said yeah they call me tater salad 17 years later in New York City I'm handcuffed on a bench with blood coming out of my nose this cop goes are you wrong tater salad white you caught me you caught the tater you can take down those roadblocks now I call my son Tater Tot and boot

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Channel: Ron White Official

Views: 5,017,441

Rating: 4.7902627 out of 5

Keywords: ron white, tater salad, comedy, blue collar, thrown out of a bar, they call me tater salad, live, tour, new york city, drunk in public, you caught the tater, tater tot

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Length: 5min 25sec (325 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 05 2011

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One his best bits ever

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