Ron White - Sears Tire Guy (They Call Me "Tater Salad")

I promise Sears I would tell this story on stage every night until the lawsuit settled I had my bandana Savannah Georgia I didn't like the way the tires were wearing on it I took the van to Sears automotive a trusted name in automotive service take some three and a half hours to change four tires apparently they had to whittle one of them out of a piece of wheat I pay them nine hundred and eighty dollars of my hard earned money I take a right-hand turn out of the mall the left rear wheel falls off it falls off it falls the [ __ ] off turning my van into a tripod spinning me into a dimension of pissed off I have never been in before and haha he was a tired guy Sears I found out later and sent him to tyre College for three days well apparently he was sick on lugnut day but they still let him work on my van so I'm suing him and I hope the next year they have to change the name of Sears Tower in Chicago to Iran White's big ol goddamn village

Channel: bertramlee1995

Views: 1,761,340

Keywords: Ron White, Sears, Tire, Guy, They Call Me Tater Salad

Id: Ii8rC6CPCvM

Length: 1min 41sec (101 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 10 2011