r/Mildlyinfuriating · you did enjoy it

the gas station used the n for onions but not jalapenos i know it's jalapenos i just think it's funny to say jalapenos oh look at those jalapenos those juicy delectable halapanos yes jalapenos hello beautiful and wonderful people of the internet my name's cougar i'm today's narrator we are on easy peasy and i set that out of order because we're diving through our slash mildly infuriating and my drink just fell down which i guess you could say is mildly infuriating with that said let's get to it why is nobody talking about the newest disney princess raya uh the movie about an sea story isn't even accessible to southeast asians because we don't have disney plus lmao not just that movie was kind of a huge letdown like i loved aquafina as the dragon and i loved the little tuck tuck but the movie was kind of boring ah yeah again you were paid to make the house and it's your career and you did this with it how could you what the band-aid did to me the injury bro i just got a vaccine and legit it ripped off my skin dragon dragon dragon dragon and messing up these pictures thanks for ruining dragon ball z for me one two three four five six seven none of them line up and it hurts me regularly clean my glasses and always make sure to never touch the lenses somehow despite my efforts they might i fear you cougar wears glasses sometimes and let me tell you it sucks you know nothing like cutting into lemon to get three pieces of lemon when life gives you lemons i guess stay disappointed did you have fun with the workout no correct answer yes everybody loves gym class from home jokes on them i tell them i'm doing gym class i'm just over playing video games on my phone out of reach of their cameras what happens when designers prioritize aesthetics over usability original okay i like every missile gmail ah yes yes thank you thank you you freaking morons i miss all gmail logos damage as for ketchup and mustard oh yes mix them together that's what everyone wants already pre-mixed mustard and ketchup you know nothing pisses me off more when i'm in school doing work and when i shop in my pencil and this happens i pull out my knife to shop it and the next thing i know a police officer is tackling me the way they added an unnecessary line to make it look more like pro max had more camera features yeah yeah baby yeah you know i would say this sapphire has it but no this is uh this is a death hazard i was bad at symmetry as a kid oh buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy was so good and then you got to the you got to the pink peach layer and then it's it's all over for me personally spilling a drink on your clothes is the most mildly infuriating thing dude that's nothing imagine the lady who spilled hot coffee in a crotch for mcdonald's which fun fact she didn't win a million dollars she got like six hundred thousand it was because the coffee was literally 200 degrees and gave her third degree burns she originally just wanted medical bills but mcdonald's like no but that that's mildly infuriating how people don't understand the real story feb 30th all right then that exists totally somebody dumped around 10 kg of butter in the woods i mean is it good butter you know what this actually kind of reminds me of a story i was fishing at a pond next to a prison and there was just piles of bread i'm not talking like a hundred piece of bread i'm talking like 300 loaves of bread that was all stale and there were breadsticks in it i was so confused i opened a thousand can box of batteries upside down my i'm gonna say it you should stop working wherever you're working and just find a new work style yeah that's totally fine i didn't want to use my uh corner at all or anything also if you turn the uh photo like 90 degrees it's a pretty uncomfortable chair power washing the front entrance of this house yeah yeah but hey i have some fun with my power washer i literally carved a smiley face into a tree it smiles at me in my driveway i need hex keys to tighten my hex keys and i need a screw screwdriver to tighten my screwdriver what's a screwdriver am i just an idiot seriously what's a screwdriver today i finished my 99.9 piece puzzle oh yeah yeah except that little bit in the middle um where is that where is it where is it you monster my dad's chess computer turned its king into a queen to win the game ha sucks to be you human that is right us robots will rule the world one game of chess so uh yeah i i let my friend borrow my controller what was your friend doing to that controller stabbing it with a pen and freaking eating the one toggle stick what is wrong with him welcome to the one year anniversary of our two-week lockdown we're gonna live here forever it's a great time we're totally not all getting fat and gonna need hover chairs in another month no not at all so yeah reddit served me an ad pedaling a conspiracy theory to try to get me to buy a silva infused beanie reddy is complacent in and profits off of the spread of dangerous disinformation are you concerned about 5g towers reddit we know you love new technology but no trek can come with some throwbacks what are you doing to stay clear of 4g and 5t towers watch out they will get in your brains and control you and give you the roma you could ask me to look up a fact like how many bees are there in the world how many pieces into how many bees are in the world sorry i don't know the answer to that search how many bees are in the v uh how many bees are in the world sorry i'm not able to help with that oh you pesky humans [Music] yeah nothing ruins an ihop breakfast in florida like this this will just ruin it for you would you rather get 1 million or 10 000 but if you choose the more popular option you get nothing well looks like nobody's getting anything here it works for me correct answer y equals sin x plus two my answer incorrect sin x plus two i hate you so much maybe i just assumed y equals but okay spider-man spider-man can the cake be bad yes it can can he stick to a wall yes he can cause it's a crappy birthday for the young johnny my spiderman cake look at it this way johnny it's a spooderman now watched washington nest on my wash spray bottle okay now here's what you do now just listen you're gonna buy a flamethrower now hold on hold on you're gonna get some gasoline now hold on hold on you're gonna pour the gasoline on the wasp nest hold on then you gotta get a flamethrower burn it and then drop a nuke on it cause wasps are terrible terrible creatures also why does the cooler look like a screaming face look it's two eyes in the wasp containers and mouth all the useless materials used to sell a men's dress shirt yes yes it's called ruining the plane with my friends one day closer to death my mom calls me a redneck for using the little pass-through in the car for its intended purpose ah yeah you know you see that's what it's really meant for fishing rods people fishing rods why are these two buttons so close to each other then my friends that is so you can do both of course these are supposed to be the same drink yeah i like sparkling ice i don't drink it anymore because like you'd always get different colored ones like the dollar general runs would always be all the same colors but then you go to like price drop and jesus they just change bottle the bottle it's weird the store forgot to put garlic butter on my garlic bread hey man you got some bread just add the garlic from home you can do it i believe in you unless of course you're a vampire was that even a joke how my boyfriend uses cheese i am i'm gonna kill him and divorce him and not date him anymore good choice lady good choice signed first edition book from england to us haphazardly opened and stuck back together well you know yes yes usps cashier folded my baguette oh did you know baguette does not mean bread but want a horse fun french fact of the day fortnite streamer breaks his monitor after losing a two dollar wager breaks down crying on live stream well maybe don't worry about two dollars when you just cost yourself at least 60 bucks on a new monitor you're insane dude yeah this in like when you got a fight with the aluminum foil with like the little metal hooks in the box but the box is all crumpled and broke so it doesn't rip yeah this is a nightmare okay i really appreciate this actually especially if it's like two houses you've got to be like hey let's go make a soccer field for the kids to play at but also why couldn't you just line the house up i don't know just maybe i don't know line them up it'd be really nice it pleased me aesthetically an issue with your recent ebay order oh okay what what could it be we had to cancel your recent order but this won't interrupt your order wait am i getting it or not am i getting a re tell me what's happening damn it when your parents leave the sink looking like the water that kills you in portal yeah and then they tell you to do the dishes get over there baby 7.1 million views five years ago yo wtf you got a video in your ads i once did an hour long video on my own channel and said put three ads there were like 38 in that sucker i don't know what youtube's on these days man my sister woke me up at four in the morning just to show me this monstrosity totally worth it totally worth it because you're not going back to sleep at the sea unless nah man you're staying up all night being like why does my brain not work after seeing this it's almost like i'm gonna have a stroke jesus christ my family never finishes a roll of toilet paper before starting a new one my question is why but hey it might work well we could we could marry and then like our families could join us one because my mom and dad never replaced the freaking toilet roll pants sorry just getting some anger out of my parents stuck at their house this week one of these things is not like the other one of them is written in words why why'd you do it why why you know nothing really pisses me off more than when someone rips a bag of cereal this way because then you can't seal it and keep it fresh now you're eating stale cinnamon test crunch tomorrow morning i couldn't get my grass to grow so i replaced it with rock bed six months later and the grass is growing better than ever this is better than ever that's so sad it looks like greg heffley's from here from taipei again my mike took two weeks off work went to africa climbed kilimanjaro and raised over 300 pound grand for charity having hiked and climbed for seven days he reached the summit and asked his guy to take a picture before his iphone battery died because of the negative 25 gold and here it is come on guys it's me i swear yeah right yeah right that's just a picture you took off line of some sexy ladies legs oh you think my legs are sexy well thank you but no come on guys it was me i swear there's a cigarette specific trash can right there right there the way this kind of looks it's almost like an animal maybe tipped over because like sometimes they'll do that either way just don't smoke smoking's bad stop it the braille on the ticket machine in my town is literally printed on it lol it's alright blind people don't need to know what they're doing nah nah it's totally fine bacon deluxe quarter pound processed cheese sliced okay mayonnaise oh that's some pretty looking mayonnaise ketchup crinkle got pickles onion tomato lettuce apple smoked bacon uh premium bun that's a nice looking premium bun right there oh baby yes i am car i drive well i am lightning mcqueen's inbred sun beep beep friends paw patrol full episode yeah i hate this part of youtube kids and like i'm glad it's kind of gone nowadays all those weird elsa videos i grew up on my reddit mobile update means your titles get cut off unless you're an ad though yeah that's because reddit is designed to make money and they don't really care about their fan base but here at easy peasy and mk we care about every year out of users so make sure to subscribe and make us the new reddit and join the mk subreddit and send us all the fan art mitsubishi evo left to rod while the evo is a good car and considered you know sought after by mitsubishi fans don't own a mitsubishi you know why it's a make you gucci they're craft cars just don't own one but ah that's such a shame that was a nice vehicle ah yes here we have the city planner who had a stroke while putting up all the lights was like nah i got it don't worry i got it i totally can still see and function properly as an adult plus plus plus plus indeed plus plus indeed plus plus indeed me spends 200 plus online shopping shipping 5.99 me who can relate tag a friend below oh this hurts my brain ah the photo it just makes it so much worse sorry guys i'm a little tired and cranky and like mixed with mildly infuriating i just wanna punch a hole in the wall there is a special place in hell for people that do this you monsters this happened to me as a kid and you know what if i ever find who's destroyed my playmates playmobil and my playmates castle that we could not afford we got donated to us i will hunt you down and say hey i hope you're a better person now because you know there's no point getting revenge it doesn't fix the past don't pull push only don't push pull only me wait a second i guess you could say this is uh well how would you say it um an allegory for politics get it red and blue and they contradict each other shut up shut up it's just a bad sticker the number pad on my dad's laptop has the black dot optical illusion what the hell what is going on ah my brain when you accidentally press the button and it does not even say like are you sure it just comes up on the tv yeah yeah really sucks when you're watching summer some people will get that some people will it's my cake day but not really my cake day account created on 2 29 2020. huh all right all right i don't know what to say but your reddit character looks really sad oh yeah i straight up want this shirt baby that's kind of your fault for buying a two long one but i really want this shirt and whoever made it you're a freaking genius oh we just wanted to eat some bread maybe this loaf was made by lays it's picked by weight not by volume remember that mate we got him boys we got him again lays for the wind lee's original high five well if you made it this far just remember leighs are disgusting that's just a personal opinion but it's also a personal fact it's like the worst ship you can buy besides utz i mean utz they say oots listen to that name anyways thank you all so much for watching and have a wonderful day night life whatever be good people

Channel: EzPz

Views: 75,360

Keywords: reddit, reddit top posts, reddit best posts, reddit top posts of all time, top posts of all time, top posts, best posts, posts, reddit posts, reddit funny, r/, subreddit, top all time, reddit true stories, Mildlyinfuriating

Id: zvdOOPcx950

Length: 15min 43sec (943 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 28 2021