r/Blursedimages · NIKE LIZARD

you know batman you didn't need the mask to scare the criminals into hiding i think your natural face would do it just fine master wayne can i get you anything a new face alfred please hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy my name is kuga and today we're diving into some aw slash especially blursed images let's get to it come on honey take the picture you got it dear i see something wrong with this photo and that's you shouldn't be walking the facehugger on a leash they're not pets they're like the first stage evolution okay we got a minecraft dog a minecraft armor minecraft shoes and minecraft pants it is i doge of the doge kingdom okay thank you internet you made this better i'm so glad i get this reference as a tmnt ned singapore cancer society smoking will cause your lungs to fill with ash then why you give me an ashtray shut up it's marketing okay he's got some pants they might need to be ironed a bit oh no it's a paper bag okay yeah cannot see that okay we got a banana oh oh no no you see this is actually genius he's dressing like that so he doesn't get banana by donkey kong because donkey kong thinks he's a banana i love pet foolery's art can we pull up a picture of uh austin powers nexus 2 because they would all fit in the same line of awesomeness welcome to glorious airsoft discard border control please have your papers ready for an awesome airsoft experience what you looking at where's the food in my bowl huh huh wait is this photoshopped or this guy like purposely wear this shirt in order to blend in because he just looks like he's supposed to be there okay i don't remember this person's name but that's really funny because i know they were stabbed in the back in the history story no i'm cake this kind of looks like a grossed cake to be honest well we do have a bunch of weebs always saying how much they like anime catgirls slash neko so uh i guess this counts ah three player chess no thank you this looks like it'd break my brain while trying to play it i'm all alone no one's here left besides me i would say f in the chat for whoever made this uh clock because they got no f's left on their keyboard okay this is creepy as hell but this is also a fantastic coco cosplay 10 out of 10 for me oh and here we have a man the same color as coke i'm not gonna say anything inappropriate but it's not covid it's coke vid here we have another beautiful piece of melting clock survived through the ages and here we have the internet's rendition thanks a lot instagram there's no such thing as cracking open just one mountain dew baja blast once you have one you need it all oh it's a shooting star heading straight for a city that could be bad oh donald duck i can't do a donald duck i was going to do a donald the duck noise but i really can't do it oh have a mickey mouse instead doom eternal it's one hell of a game oh god my pc is on fire jack can i look at your work of course rose oh you're one of these artists okay no more no no no no sexy car time for you okay this is better than any actual hieroglyphics not for michelangelo not for leonardo not for master splinter but for the little krang up there in the top right corner that is 10 out of 10. with the real some shady please stand up it's actually an m m joke why'd you have to ruin it shut up i know what it is do not insert penis well unless you cover it in peanut butter as the myth goes don't do that seriously don't do that and it was this day obama learned what a furry really is it's great to meet you mr president uh yeah yeah yeah i'm just gonna stand back while shaking your hands what can i say after qui-gon jinn cutting me half i found myself a real love for country music oh god he's really joined the dark side come and listen to me sing about beer dogs cats dogs or women did i say dogs twice well i'm darth hillbilly now you know what's even better is if the guy had a really long receipt from like cvs then you could do like mr fantastic uh photoshopped in because it's stretchy oh oh no no no no this this was good in theory but it looks like you're hanging the family and why's the girl only got one leg that or it's a really long penis you know what i actually really want this as a helmet just to drive down the streets to see what looks i would get on my moped wearing this bad boy dang it bobby what did i tell you about wishing us to be magical anime girls oh so this is what that brony convention at the water park was like i'm sad i missed it this would have been a lot of fun ice cream no no no no no just don't remove the snapchat coloring now i know what you're gonna say this is odd but no it's not actually because if you look at it to where it's like it's the side of a face the eyeball's in the wrong place and looking directly at you it doesn't work it really doesn't work huh what's that guy looking at he could be reading an article oh he's looking at anime boobies okay man he looks pretty stern to be looking at those sweet sweet anime boobies hello i was bitten by a radioactive telephone and now i am cell phone man this is what happens when you buy a bootleg iphone my friend did and it literally booted up to say samsung galaxy okay those are two pieces of bread but it really it just looks like two thick pieces of cake it is i jojo's bizarre minecraft hello i am obi-wan kenobi no meow give me your soul witty please dang it harold this is why you asked for directions shut up barbara i know where i'm going what really stinks is this is like a uh propane exchange thing why would you exchange that just pay the money to get that refilled that's awesome also it's a little concerning because like the standard helium tank you are like buy to fill up balloons looks like the one on the left the red one that's scary that's a pair of loafers over there well wd-40 is a lubricant so i guess that could work oh god drake it's coming hold me brother cortana the covenant and the flood are the least of my worries i left the oven on you know i i was i was really drawn to the soldiers standing in formation but then there's just a person on the side doing a perfect split and i don't know what's going on financial mistake yes it is especially when you hit a deer then uh then you're gonna wish you owned a normal 97 honda civic like old cougar okay you've ruined the simpsons and xenoblade for me thank you thank you so much i may be a monk but screw you buddy you know i don't play minecraft that often but when people actually put this level of detail into something i really appreciate it zoink scoob fred's not here to drive the mystery attacks narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean oh my god they're really unicorns that's scary it's nerf or hiroshima oh god that was a bad joke okay actually this happens a lot when uh these are called they're technically pronounced anals but there are no lease is what a lot of people call them when their tails come off sometimes they get uh this this problem right here this sunny coca-cola oh i thought it was like a melting bottle but no no no no that's a very adult appendage that i can't say on youtube barack obamacare well normally you pull down your panties to uh get to the kitty but now the kitty is your panties oh damn girl that is one fat pair oh she's got a tram stamp never mind i don't want an std puzzle peppa pig oh put it together it's quite the joy fun fact uh peppa pig's like third voice actress is now doing adult not safer work animated uh animations like hentai i swear to god look it up okay face swap usually ruins things but i actually really like this look at the dog he's like bork and the cat's like kill me i i don't know what to say to this cause it'll be me no matter how i splice it but that just looks too natural that she would look like that so i'm good okay we can split it evenly we can split it in squares or i can eat it like a snake one omni tricks to rule them all you know it may be raining but he's still got the good boy around his arm and that's what makes it okay i remember this game oh my god that's fantastic what can i say except this is curse please burn the photo to the ground okay how'd you take that selfie there bud cause uh that's an old phone and i don't think it has a camera if you go to frick a dude and he got two monitors and a light up keyboard just go home well i'm going home i almost freaked you but i'll see you later pal maybe next time shaggy rut ro indeed um i don't remember what this thing is called or what it's actually used for i think it's something about 360 degrees or some curve thing i don't know anyways moving on kool-aid it'll help you be oh yeah with every step it's a banana slide that's kind of cute oh no that kid's not gonna be able to have kids nintendo switch ready to fight bowser versus bowser i'm pretty sure bowser's a turtle and these are tortoises but i'm just gonna move on i really like monster misumi or monster misuma whatever it's pronounced but um this this is a bit too much for my liking and i remember seeing an article in 2016 about how this being a real thing it is a real thing look it up it's like seven meters long oh another monster misumi hey girl um i appreciate the work put into this butt oh god oh boy did not need to see that cosplay in real life spy spider cat spider cat this is scary but also cute i love it and hate it but i love it okay now they said to draw squidward not sexy squidward what is wrong with you what is going on here okay the hard drive is bent that kind of sucks it might still be good oh no yeah it's not good stunks vinyl figure you twos will make any figure that we can even though we technically don't own the copyright to stonks what benedict cumberbatch does in between shooting scenes is doctor strange in the green room is his own provocative ah i've never seen something so early 2000s and 90s summed up so well in one tattoo jesus oh dear god that uh that bunny's gonna eat your soul objects in mirrors are closer than they appear oh yeah this isn't blurs this isn't cursed this is just fantastic if you can have that level of uh humor after losing a limb good on you pal that you're a better person than i am no don't do it not the pineapple on the pizza and this kids is what it looks like if you were to have a kid with rexy from jurassic park killed me hmm that uh that doesn't really work out too well lego but thanks for the input okay that's awesome and this yo we need to get these two together right now before one dies or one becomes unqueued and get this live-action remake made get on it disney pixar you know what i don't think i'll be using this uh stoplight anymore i'm just gonna turn around okay it's a holy ceremony oh that's what he's doing i see what you're doing it is i avatar the stunk bender my god what a beautiful 8-bit view oh no oh no what are you doing there bud what are you doing they see me rolling they hatin i was singing this song and it just turned siri what's going on siri now that's what i call a multicultural lunch from around the world okay i'll go away he is our ruler now worship the lamp it's fun to stay at the y m c a hey guys i'm a religious piece of painting please don't make fun of me um is this a natural coin from somewhere is this what the euro looks like i might just be dumb but this is messing with my uh my wanting everything to be perfect ah we here we have zuck the zuckerberg zuckman surfing on his boost board oh and then we have what he really is okay yeah he's definitely an scp thanks a lot that's uh that's engraved into my brain now oh and while we're on the topic of scp i read your comments no i know siren head isn't an scp i said scp comma siren head looking thing not scp the siren head no i know what a siren head and an scp is and i'm just i'm just rambling to myself it's a trap yeah sexy admiral ackbar that's a trap all right here we have a masterful piece of artwork that has survived through the generations and here we have the internet's rendition thanks internet you ruined it damn girl that's one fat bumber let me pull up to that line and smack it around a bit also these pants look hella uncomfortable oh my god we've got so much personality we're posing like every girl on instagram in these such swag dresses you two have the personality of potatoes this this is what real personality looks like oh i forgot twilight was a thing oh and now it's now it's stuck in my head thanks girl okay uh there's a lot going on here we got a kid rocking out we got a wife who may secretly be a man with those broad shoulders and then we got a dad pulling up his pants oh okay sleeping oh the cat's it's on his face i know what that's like oh oh and this is what revenge is like mr mittens okay uh a coke bottle without the rigid bottom is just a giant butt plug all right then damn girl that's what i call false advertising anyways thanks everyone so much for watching feel free to like comment subscribe let us know we like to see more of have a good day and remember be good 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Id: 4U6oApz3-BA

Length: 13min 58sec (838 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 06 2020