r/Choosingbeggars Now Hiring Full-Time $*x Slave - NO PAY!

welcome to r slash choosing beggars where someone's looking for a kinky love slave but without any of the kinky stuff review one star i came to their store to quickly get my fender adjusted something that takes less than a minute like getting your chains oiled or wheels pumped the staff snarled at me and demanded that i pay for the service if they were interested in good customer relations instead of every petty dime i would have come back guess i'm never coming back dude how was this a threat they lost a customer who refused to pay so okay bye down in the comments we have this story from hermes cat when i worked at fast food a woman who was a regular we dubbed crazy lady would come in every day for one free drink we offered free small drinks for seniors and occasionally she would demand a chicken sandwich off the dollar menu for free she would throw a fit if she had to pay so they often just gave it to her when management finally put their foot down for good and told her the drink would always be free for seniors but any food must be paid for no exceptions she threw a fit again and literally stuttered these exact words to me how about i just stop coming here then as a shy 17 year old with a manager behind me for support i just kind of blurted out you literally never buy anything here she just angrily grabbed her drink and sat down but from then on every time she came in she'd aggressively ask whoever was working if she could still get a free drink for seniors and we'd always give it to her because that's literally the restaurant's policy seniors drink for free she was the worst hello are you available over the easter weekend hi who was this a potential and slightly upset customer i messaged you on your facebook to ask if you were free for dog sitting but you didn't reply and i really need a sitter so i found your instagram next time you should really check your facebook oh sorry but i posted on my facebook page that i wouldn't be checking it for a while since i've gotten super busy with school well not my business but here's a tip if you want to be successful you can't just ignore your customers and take random breaks anyway i need an in-home sitter for friday saturday and sunday he's a very friendly dog and then the choosing beggar sends a picture of the dog that's a super cute puppy but i'm sorry i'm really not free to come in and dog sit on those days if you really need somebody then i can board him at my house with my dog he's a husky and really good with other dogs you can drop them off on friday and pick them up on sunday or monday i can't drop them off you need to pick up i said we'll be away for the weekend okay where are you located i live at such and such it'll be extra to pick him up but this will be your total 15 pickup fee 45 bucks a day which includes feeding water and three walks and then a 15 drop-off fee the costs are slightly higher because it's last minute could you also fill out the application on my facebook page before we finalize anything it's just basic information the dog's overall health temperament feeding instructions etc are you serious a hundred and sixty-five dollars for three days i could just buy him a dog ticket and take him with me to florida these are my raids and you should have been able to see them on my facebook page like i said it's forty five dollars instead of forty dollars because it's last minute and i need to make accommodations in my plans to ensure your dog has a pleasant stay and gets everything he needs my daughter is sick and this might be your last easter we want to go to florida and i just want to be a good mother you'll understand when you become a mother yourself a hundred and sixty-five dollars is way too much to just watch a dog i'll pay ten dollars for both pick up and drop off and twenty dollars per day final offer i'm sorry about your situation but these are still my rates you're offering me 95 less than what i asked for you're a child you don't need the money i'm a single hard-working mother do you even understand what that is your business is unethical and frankly disgusting i am a full-time student who does dog walking and dog sitting on the side this isn't a full-time business besides i don't board dogs but i'm offering it to accommodate you i would appreciate it if we could remain civil oh like it's so much work this is my daughter i'm talking about does she look happy or healthy no but i want her to be happy if you don't do this for me i'll post on your facebook page and make sure everyone knows what kind of person you are i can't even believe this is happening right now are you an actual grown woman threatening a child for trying to charge money for a service there are much better dog boarders out there than you who only charge 15 bucks a day my mother is sick she has all right all right you got me there for a second op my mother is sick she has stage 9 cancer i just want to be able to provide her treatment i just want to be a good daughter is that too much to ask for please i'll tell you what i'll give you a deal instead of 165 i'll charge you 200. please help cure my mother i'm not a charity lol and then after this the choosing beggar posts on op's facebook page and gives a one star review review one star warning never ever use them i am absolutely disgusted at the quality of service i am a single mother trying to pay for my daughter's last trip to florida and i need to give my dog to someone children these days are disgusting trying to fleece money off everybody did your mother not rage you better then then the choosing beggar posts a picture of her daughter crying yeah i know that's what's wrong with all these kids these days all these gin zeirs out there wanting money for their goods and services rendered kids these days are just greedy jerks didn't your parents raise you to work for free and i love that she ends this long conversation by saying i'm not a charity lol like yeah that's the point all right so this next post was posted on a kink website i am seeking a domestic sleeve that requires little reciprocation this will not be kinky you won't be cleaning my apartment naked nor licking my feet clean you'll be cooking me healthy meals dropping them off picking up and doing my laundry dropping my laundry off be my uber when available or do other chores for me i'm not going to purposefully edge humiliate or reprimand you just because it's what you're looking for i'm looking for someone with whom i can be authentic and is simply happy to serve oh my god all this work and you don't even get to get your rocks off come on man have some sympathy it's like oh my god i do all this work i cook your meals i do your laundry i drive you around and you won't even let me lick your feet clean what a rip-off it's like dude you're not kinky you're just lazy also down in the comments we hit this story from odd window my friend used to have a naked guy who cleaned her house she basically had to revile and humiliate him this was years ago men's reaction to hearing this was always nope women would always say oh that's totally effing disgusting wait did you say clean my house tell me more and then beneath that we have this story from feminist lovely i met a guy on tinder and i just wanted to passionately hug but this guy wanted to start by cleaning my house and washing my feet he got me interested when he said cleaning but then he expanded on his offer by saying that i could use his body i said yeah we can passionately hug and he was like no no you can make money off of me and i was like by being your boss i don't understand this guy wanted me to pimp him out to other men he was looking for a pimp i said regardless of the legality of this i am not comfortable with that but thank you for asking so i unmatched him and sadly i did not get the promise cleaning looking for a cleaning crew i need someone to come out to my house to give me an estimate yes my house is on the bigger side but expecting 40 bucks an hour cash is just asinine i was told that i'd be charged dollars for the first time cleaning and then three hundred and fifty dollars every other week no thank you i think what upsets me is that i have no problem paying 20 bucks an hour cash aka tax free which i think is totally fair for someone to clean and that's still not enough i'm a very honest and reasonable person please if there's anyone out there who's looking for work and is rational logical and like-minded send them my way i'm easy to work with and i'm not picky i just don't feel like being ripped off thank you down in the comments another witch points out that the prices that's using beggar is complaining about are actually pretty reasonable i work for myself as a cleaner in an expensive us market i charge 40 bucks an hour that's 30 taxes and it also covers a time that i spend going from job to job the time i spend coordinating the jobs and marketing myself and also the cleaning supplies there are a lot of hidden costs to cleaning 40 bucks an hour isn't some luxurious amount for a cleaner to make it's just a reasonable and livable amount and what makes this post so tacky is that this choosing beggar has a bigger house which ostensibly means that they're on the wealthier side so you can afford a bigger house and you can also afford the luxury of having people come clean your house but you can't afford the prices that are a fair market value also just a pro-life tip here maybe it's not the best idea to make posts on facebook describing how you want to commit tax fraud this next post was posted to nextdoor.com can someone give me a ride to work early morning hours and pick me up after work in exchange for gas money monday through friday i need to go to work and a lift or an uber is gonna cost me a hundred to two hundred dollars a week round trip to get to work and home i can't afford that my fiance is in the hospital with covet and blood sugar issues i would need someone to take me to work and then pick me up afterwards my work hours are 5 30 am to 5 55 pm pick me up around 6 05 pm no smokers of any kind i'm allergic to the smell i'll give you gas money at the end of each week 20 dollars i need someone who's reliable and dependable i don't want to resign from my job and then the other people in her neighborhood respond to her post i'm not trying to be rude or insensitive and i should probably just move on but for 20 bucks a week you want people to get up at o dark 30 and drive you to and from work five days a week that's at least one hour a day so at least five hours a week if not more so you're paying this person four dollars an hour which includes gas and lyft would cost you a hundred dollars why do you value a private person's time so much less than what an underpaid lyft driver would make i'm just wondering and i'm hoping that you would wonder the same then someone replies i agree that's not enough money with the way the gas costs because i can't afford a hundred dollars a week for the peanut salary i make working as a bus monitor for kids really it's only a 15 minute drive from my house uh maybe buy a bicycle not trying to be rude just practical i have a three wheel bike that i don't ride it just sits in our garage then that's transportation that you can use to go to work it may not be what you want but it's available it's time to dust it off then amazingly a nice cooperative person actually replies i can do that if you have your vaccine card i don't let anyone in my car unless they wear a mask and have coveted vaccinations can you afford 35 a week i'm not vaccinated sorry i've had covered once and it was really bad and i refused to get vaccinated i'll wear a mask though no problem no way for 20 bucks a week what are you thinking and this is why i really didn't want to rejoin next door because of all the rude and hateful remarks from people who don't care about other people's lives and family's medical problems my fiance is a school teacher he used to drive me back and forth to work last year when school was in session but he got really sick with covet and blood sugar problems and now he's fighting for his life he's currently hooked up to a ventilator and an insulin drip and now a dialysis machine because he's lost his kidneys but of course for the rude people you don't care for people like us i don't need a ride anymore thanks anyways thank you for all the nice people who did post nice supportive comments i'm sorry your other half is sick and i hope he gets better soon but you going off on us because we said that 20 wasn't enough is ridiculous you're asking people who live 20 to 25 minutes away from you to pick you up by 5 am which means we have to get up at 4 15 to pick you up by 5 a.m two times a day five days a week you should have just asked for volunteer rides you can't get mad at people who don't want to waste time and money driving back and forth for 20 bucks a week and then bringing to your attention that you're giving a lowball offer one little detail that i couldn't help notice about this story is that she'll give you 20 bucks a week at the end of each week so basically she's expecting strangers to front that gas money also lady you've got a bicycle so just ride your bicycle that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content check out my patreon where i publish extra episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 14min 5sec (845 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 29 2021