r/insaneparents | "happy 18th birthday...GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

today children you learn the miracle of flights fly or die boots ah didn't realize I raised such a failure well this comic probably sums up the majority of parents on this sub r slash insane parents prepare yourselves for the inevitable suffering that's about to happen or when since you're here you might as well subscribe we're closing in on 200,000 insane mom let me get my nose pierced at 12 and is now banning me from her home for getting a lip piercing at age 24 okay let's look at this it looks awful I can't believe you did that it seriously looks like someone shot you in the face with a BB gun and you've got a BB lash in your face this mum is good with words I'll give her that hey it's my body I can do what I want in case you forgot I'm an adult about to be 25 yeah it may be your body but I made that body I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it oh my god yeah well try justifying that to a judge when you're arrested for murder I don't want you in my house being a bad influence on your little sisters so you can either get rid of the piercing or be banned from my house you take your pick oh and guess what guys this was posted on Facebook by the mother the beautiful baby girl God blessed me with didn't have a hole in her lip filled with metal you're so beautiful just the way you were born that you don't need all the latest trends to make you pretty you're prettier the way God made you I mean saying I made that body I brought you into this world I can take you out of it is very very creepy it's also a bit scary I feels like this parent thinks that she owns her daughter's body but I just love this title yeah get your nose pierced at 12 is fine but getting a lip piercing at 24 when you're fully flesh adults are no insane parents be like happy 18th birthday I have a surprise for you you're no longer allowed to enter my house oh look at the poor dog oh but hey yeah I get it this happens when you decide to surprise your mom by cleaning the house and she walks in and starts criticizing everything you still haven't done yet mom please I've clean the whole house please have mercy on me I'll come in and chop your stuff out myself No out no okay I'll do it what is wrong with you yesterday you told me that my favorite animal in the entire world - I grew up with has cancer and won't make it a few weeks our best now you kicking me out of the house yes excuses excuses excuses it's always someone else's faults out today I love papi and I don't know how to deal with losing her is there something genuinely wrong with you shut up out or I'm doing it today holy hell that is oh my god I mean there's insane and then there's this this is bordering on psychopathic loving and respecting your children nah make your children fear you yeah that's the one I wish I was a millennial then all my problems could be blamed on my mental health caused by someone else doing something to me that they shouldn't have done because I can't handle it and now must be fixed by a doctor and a prescription because I wasn't raised to deal with my problems as a child because my mom always made sure no one hurt my feelings because I couldn't handle it on my own ouch actually you are a millennial Millennials are defined commonly by people born in the early 80s oh my god yeah see me I'm born in the late 90s and I think I'm Generation Z or Generation Y one of the generations but I'm definitely not a millennial there's something so beautiful about a millennial saying that they wish they were a perennial that sums up Millennials my father searching for parenting advice Google treat your child like a human person and respect their rights Bing just beat it hahaha you don't know what love is and never will yours is putting the one you love through hell and make them unhappy love is forgiving loving caring and sharing and want the best for the one you love and want them happy so your love I own no one would want is this even English this is meant to be a mother speaking to a child's best way to apply just a smiley face what a lying profile you are lazy and pathetic you are I mean really again pit with the smiley dumb as you hey mom quit wasting your time and stop messaging me your negativity is not going to bring me down try as you please you have issues yeah but your dad deserves spent happy anyone around you are miserable that is doing fine he doesn't appear to be miserable happy if anything oh and you can stop messaging me now yeah he is with me every chance what tries to stay away from you he said Bob helped me get a car for her so I can get her out of my life words from a dad no not too sure that a Daft low that's why stops by and visits me all the time and you rely you're so lame girl you are really act like you are the wife and I'm a mistress that's sick you are like he's mine not a daughter and he's my dad I'm a wife and he's my husband you're confused or sick no I'm sorry I can't read this I just um with this post you need to send your mum a link for online language courses grammar spelling punctuation syntax the list goes on holy hell Eddie here she has issues if these are the issues she has with her grammar alone I have no idea what issue she must have in our life hopefully cow give us some help parents when you are winning an argument hmm tastes like disrespect this is my favorite subreddit are / insane parents wait dude is that your dad in the door hey why isn't your drag around pretty much now guys I presume the majority of you don't have children yourself at this moment in time but maybe some of you do and maybe some of you will in future now if you think that might be you taking note from this mother who is trying to sort out her differences with her child I'm sorry we have differences I wait to know I love you more than life and I miss my son I miss our talks you will always be my heart's okay as you can see yeah that's a pretty good start right but uh it gets a little bit worse okay so you aren't talking to me you are being wrong and it will cost you this mother thing is gonna work also she's left 41 minutes for our son to reply no / 41 minutes is too long your being wrong and it's gonna cost you oh and here's something a little similar new rule it costs you $10 for every time I text you and I do not get a response unless you're asleep or in school now that was sent at 1:40 p.m. now literally in the same minutes I was laying down sorry I mean maybe this is four messages in the past but it seems that this kid is pretty good at replying and also sorry rule is that I think this kid needs to do a little bit more sleeping or being in school to avoid this mom my son turned in his science fair project today explaining how the Flat Earth model works oh god I think you've got some parenting to do I'm not sure he should be thinking the Flat Earth model is real presentations of this Friday and I'm excited to help him teach about the trick sorry what the truth are jeez this kid has no hope imagine going out of your way to le innate your child from their peers well done to this parent Oh I mean if that doesn't epitomize this subreddit I'm not quite sure what does but hey guys don't worry it's all good that's not his son that's his stepson I'll see myself out all right so this mom is disappointed with her son's grades wise German in 80 or so bringing home both science and German to geometry also in 80 so cool classes in 80 I'm not happy sorry three classes German is an 89 oh no I'm bringing home my geometry and earth science and sorry for having an 88 in a college-level course hey you better go easy these grades are with you not studying end of discussion we are back to 3:00 to 4:30 studying no exceptions hmm angry face oh I can't out for laugh I would have killed for these marks in my school well sort of mum gets annoyed with 80s 80s are fantastic hey it wants to verify it's you yep there's my mum just trying to casually sign into my gmail account um probably don't do that don't try and get into my Google account myself I told Mike Lee has chickenpox my husband scared now and is wondering why we shouldn't get him his shots please send me some links with stubborn self Reid he trusts me but now is worried ah I really wonder why he might be a little bit concerned I've got a good idea let's let my infant get a painful scarring and potentially dangerous illness because you're too dumb to properly get her medication she needs what I do like is that there are 89 comments and I hope that they are all telling her how stupid she is what is your agenda this week son I find it highly disrespectful that you did not respond in a timely manner to your father's text message I Specht a little more consideration than this from you yeah I don't know what I'm doing this week I'm probably recovering from the flu oh and once again did I mention I'm 23 now guys before we look at these messages remember that this guy is a high school senior okay a high school senior now I don't know if or sure because I don't live in America but I'm pretty sure that means you're about 15 to 18 so you're not a kid anymore but anyway I know that when I asked last month you said no but I really think it would be nice if you let me pick out my own clothes in the morning oh my cards I know you say that I won't be responsible enough to wake up early but I'll wake up extra early and why would you need to do that aren't the clothes I pick out for you pretty enough you tries to seduce a boy or something no I'm not seeing a boy but I'm gonna be an adult soon and you won't be there to choose my clothes forever hey listen I closed you since you were a baby and this is this oh my god the youngest they can be is 15 and you're picking out their clothes look at yourself please me disagrees with my insane parents my insane parents peace was never an option and that's where trust issues are born okay so earlier I was reading an article about why teens should have privacy and I came across these comments below hailer if I want to go through my child's phone I will if I want to read my child's diary I will I am the adult is my responsibility to make sure my child is safe ain't careful and if I feel something is wrong or I've been lied to in a heartbeat or privacy is gone that is absolute bull that is a no-no from me I don't get it parents post stuff like this and then they get confused and upset when their children stop talking to them I mean this is why I didn't want to give my Jehovah's Witness dad my password because I was texting a girl and he smashed it with an axe and then beat me that was five years ago and today I'm happy living together with that girl oh my god why dying well if this guy ever contacts you in the future just send him a picture of that phone that will remind him why don't I speak to him mother says I should go to dad's house to get away from her stress me agrees mother wait what wait what no no actually don't actually go anyway that's gonna do it for this one I think that's a good way to end I really hope you've enjoyed they have I've done a few other insane parents episodes which you can find in this playlist on screen right now I've also got some top quality merch if you guys want to help support the channel even more and subscribe to get us closer to that two hundred thousand mark with all that being said I will see you all tomorrow with some more reddit content

Channel: Redditor

Views: 610,697

Rating: 4.9448304 out of 5

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Id: cMMmaWEdrl0

Length: 11min 24sec (684 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 30 2019