r/insaneparents | "I'M TRAPPED IN A SHOPPING CART!"

my overprotective Catholic mother just told me this lockdown it's God's Way of telling me I go out too much sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home my PAP should have stayed home my guest should have stayed home guys if you're looking for someone to blame for the virus it's this guy right here it's all his fault [Music] what is going on everyone welcome back to my channel now as you can probably imagine with all the quarantine and lockdown that's happening across the world right now there are more insane parents than ever let's take a look all right here we've got a succession of messages from a mother your freaking dog ran out again I'm not looking there anymore what why hey what do you mean just that why wouldn't you look if you want to find your freaking dog you come look okay fine pick me up I will look because you won't every time I get close she just runs I will have dinner and then I'll go get you so you know where she is not anymore if you stop looking we could lose her completely that would be lucky oh my goodness this makes me so furious for you I just hope you find your part me who stayed out late with some friends my mum who joined a sex cut when she was my age you dog how dare you embarrass us like rats sex cult you say Ike I don't want to know a bit more is that bit weird my mum sees that I'm doing an at-home chemistry project and asked why it's not getting done me it is the reaction just takes about 15 minutes I'm doing the PowerPoint right now and it will be out of your fridge by dinner then my mum screams at me about being lazy and throws the entire thing out because it didn't work immediately me for the next hour and a half what well I'm gonna get absolutely abused in school for this but thanks mum I just hope your chemistry teacher was a little bit understanding of what might have happened Wow my mum has put an onion in the corner of every room in the house because whatsapp advised her to really this is the peak of the whatsapp mother's cults I am unable to can oh my god what what is this mum expecting to happen I just don't understand honestly some of the stuff that I'm seeing go around these parents whatsapp groups Facebook groups it's it's just crazy if it's this is just epitomizes everything I've seen why would you burn onion in the corner what is that ever gonna do help I'm 34 weeks pregnant I have a five-year-old son stay-at-home mother my fiance work six days per week this makes it extremely hard for me to leave the house it's a pain being pregnant and having to get my son ready and in the car so I usually leave him home behind my fiancees back no judgment please what are you expecting me not to judge you leaving a five-year-old on their own really well today I got caught yet good since I pregnant I was craving this specific place in the mall my son's lunch was in the oven and I figured by the time it was ready I will be home considering the mall isn't more than 15 minutes away my son is potty trained and just placed games on his iPad or watches TV I get these messages from my fiance 30 minutes after I leave my question is would you guys be mad if your significant other spoke to you this way I feel degraded and belittled over nothing a five-year-old is perfectly capable of fending for himself for an hour okay I'm not gonna say anything I'm honestly about to pack my bags and never let my son sees father again as well as when this baby is born I would rather be a single mother than be spoken to this way Wow okay let's have a look at these messages and see what this mom is talking about whether FRU I just got home why the F is our son here all by himself are you crazy okay relax I'm freakin eight months pregnant I went to get food at the mall food court it's literally 15 minutes away he was watching TV I was hungry you don't get it because you can't be pregnant sorry so because you know I was hungry you don't get it I've never been hungry before in my life good logic he's five years old and can walk and talk and poop on the toilet self why do I need to be home why are you leaving work early it sounds like you're the guilty one trying to start an argument out of nothing yes because leaving work early is the same as living your five-year-old at home on their own you left chicken nuggets in the oven with it on with our son home by himself how do you not see this is wrong you have literally no argument there I left the oven on because the chicken nuggets were cooking and I ran to the mall I figured by the time I got back there be done cooking for him you need to watch your freakin mouth I keep speaking to me this way and me our son and your soon-to-be other son will move back in with my mother this is mental abuse you coming at me imagine saying to your partner you need to watch your freakin mouth I mean the hypocrisy there is crazy also I kind of get the feeling that CPS probably will be involved in this situation in not too long my parents why don't you call us back maybe because you took my photo shots I don't want to hear it now that's not a legitimate excuse just just keep your mouth closed now this post I didn't actually see on insane parents itself I just got sent it on Facebook but I mean what is happening why there's so many questions I have about this picture I mean firstly why is the kid under all of the food rather than on top of it I understand that kids sometimes want to ride in trolleys or carts shopping carts you called in America but but why underneath all the food that doesn't make any sense and secondly he does not look very comfortable under there I really hope that his parent hasn't put him there on purpose and just stockpiled loads of stuff on top of him because it doesn't like he's having a good time I'll let my children smoke crack before I let them get vaccinated at least I know what's in crack love you once I'm dead serious wait good sorry I'm just gonna have to edit this post quickly hang on hang on one second one second here we go let's do this again I'll let my cheer to the smoke crack before I let up and get vaccinated at least I know was in crack love if you won I'm dead that's what happens when you don't get vaccinated guys come on also imagine saying I know what's in crack the whole point is that nobody knows what's hit crack come on my mom calling me lazy then taking my computer and turning off the internet then there's me who now has three weeks worth of homework and now have to do it with my phone and limited data yeah with lockdown now you're gonna need a laptop you're gonna need technology internet to be able to do your school otherwise you're in big trouble how do parents not get bad all right this next place seriously is gonna trigger you so badly just wait for this one fellow mummy's out there strange question but is anyone holding coronavirus parties like those chicken pox parties people would have so that their kids would catch it and get over it faster I think that's a good way to handle this current virus with kids everyone is so scared and worried but it barely affects kids as we are seeing so I honestly don't see the problem personally I would much rather my five and three year old get it now and get it over and done with than hide away itself isolating kids should be out playing and having fun not scared about this I wasn't scared when I was a child and had chickenpox because my parents told me everyone gets it and it's just part of life yes I felt a bit crummy for a week or so but I lived ads kids will with this yet apart from this isn't the same as chickenpox the reason people weren't that concerned with their children getting here is because we are used to it and know how to cure it and have vaccines etc look over nineteen we don't have any current vaccines or medication for it you should absolutely not invite other children around your kids during this pandemic and how do you know your cha can handle it not sound horrible but you sound extremely ignorant yes I agree Wow why the F are you freaking out I was asking a simple freaking question in my opinion this whole thing ain't serious so if you don't mind I'll have my opinion and I'll do whatever with my kids because I am their mother and I know their health issues in and out thank you smiley face one of those as well lovely seriously though why do parents like this only think of themselves and their little families there are now literally thousands of people dying from coronavirus every day it's not that hard to understand that we've all got to do something to stop this outbreak oh come on and the fact that she genuinely thinks this is similar to chicken pox just shows how little research she's done and how stupid she is oh my god stepmom accused of slicing genitals of twelve-year-old boy with fruit knife that's got to be one of the maddest posts I've ever seen I'm gonna have to look this up and see if there's actually an article about this Wow okay so I've got the article here doctors in China have spent 12 reattaching a twirl boys genitals Wow Arthur a stepmom allegedly cut his penis in testicles clean off with a fruit knife a fruit knife one interesting choice screaming at your kid until they cry that they're faking throwing up to get out of school ha ha kid gets sent to ER for emergency surgery for a ruptured appendix oh that's still your fault I'm at a Lego robotics tournament for my oldest and you've never seen this many depressed father's in one place we're all thinking other kids play football they have a play-by-play announcer on my life I'm not making that up hey this is just like that time on my daughter attended art and writing competitions and I made fun of her on Twitter because she didn't play sports except I didn't do that because I'm not a terrible parents I'm proud of my kids accomplishments I too hate the idea of my children one day having valuable career skills right who wants that when they can double major in CTE the world is full of people who succeed in life despite having a trashy father that is definitely true nobody is gonna hold your hand when you die well they can hand him a football to hold instead it's honestly some of the replies on this post are just savage but they are fair like come on you kids are interested in what they're interested in just support them don't be a dick Cobin 19 is killing people panic it's only killing boomers come your parents of boomers panic I mean yeah they are insane parents but they're my insane parents honestly guys if you have insane parents what are your thoughts about coping 19 is there a little part of you that wouldn't mind or is that way too doc I don't know let me know all jokes aside let's all pray for those kids who are stuck home with no food to have abusive parents friends and family and their only safe place was school yeah you know I think this is actually quite a good post to end this video on just remember I know it's quite a trying period for us all right now but a lot of people have it worse than you and me just remember that anyway guys that is gonna do it for this episode of insane parents on my channel I really hope you enjoyed it if you did and you want immediately I've got a couple videos on screen actually you know what I put a playlist on screen of all my insane parents videos some of the videos in that playlist now have nearly 2 million views you guys seem to love this subreddit and to be honest so do I it's so entertaining also if you are new to the channel make sure to subscribe with notifications on hit that bell so you never miss one of my daily uploads with that being said I will see you guys tomorrow for a brand new video on my channel

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Id: Qzzm-N1ZuIk

Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 29 2020