r/insaneparents | "I LOVE SUCKING YOUR TOES!"

my parents take away my laptop because I have bad grades me get everything class because I couldn't type the essay my parents I you should have worked harder [Music] what is going on everyone welcome to some more are / insane parents now I'm not gonna waste any more time and let's jump straight into the insanity my daughter just set this image to the family group chats she's surely deleted it but it's safe to my device automatically what does it mean it seems to be an apple but I'm worried it has anti-christian hunger [Laughter] look at this how how can you think this has anti-christian undertones or any other parents finding strange images on their children's phones please help no there's only one thing I can say to this bra me using logic in an argument oh my god is that a picture of caste room from like 10 years ago holy cow mum I gave birth to you yeah at the disrespect my son the vegetarian facepalm laughing face if he knew it was real meat he would never forgive me sir a chicken is take lunch for the boy needs to be pink ah alright so firstly this mum thinks that feeling her vegetarian son meat is appropriate and secondly she thinks that any vegetarian would look at that and not understand that it's meat like what else could that be also look helping that is I would hate to see Gordon Ramsay's reaction to this dad shop soft team daughter's hair after mum gets her highlights for birthday and sparks outrage why why man my mum oh my god see ages who swears so trashy also my mum when I forget to take the chicken out of the freezer saying every curse word in the English yeah but it doesn't count when I do it dad's response to fifteen-year-old missing a family gathering because he would miss three days of school we never talks about flight information I can't miss school school is pointless and meaningless family is the only thing that matters now you're gonna miss everyone this is a major family events you can't miss it I'm sorry I have to do what's best for me best for you that's super selfish yeah sorry I lost all respect for this guy as soon as he said school is pointless of meaning looks like what the heck do you allow your teens to have their bedroom door locks my 13 year old daughter constantly locks hers and it drives me insane I told her today that I'm about to take her doorknob off sooo much yeah instead of talking to your kid let's just take her door off doorknob isn't bad if she needs to change she can always just put a sock in the door hole it's what worked for me when I was younger door shut in my home allowed allowed why do they need to lock that's what I'm thinking sorry what are these comments even saying well I don't know much about like mums groups on Facebook but I feel like this happens in every single one they're just not good parents you live under my roof you follow my rules when you have your own place you can do whatever you want kid will you let me get a job so I can work towards becoming more independent parents no I don't think I will if you get a job how am I meant to control you great my dad is making me do his work for him and it needs to be done tonight and I have plans what kind of work he's making me paint someone's dog for a commission he was assigned to what brah that's his job I know right I need to finish my rose oil is clean my room and also I got to spend time on my nan because she's up here from Florida again what the heck look I'll talk to you later he's gonna yell at me getting your kids to do the work that you were commissioned for does it get much worse than that I don't think so my dad wants to set up a monitor then mirrors my laptop screen so that my mum can watch what I'm doing Jesus freakin Christ they like unabashedly control freaks yeah no kidding I mean it took me like a week of fighting for them to not put a security camera in my room Oh what the heck I just don't understand you can think something like that is okay right please parents understand the meaning of privacy they're the sort of people that are gonna say in 20 years I just can't understand why he doesn't visit us anymore after moving out ah yes I give up my mom gets me a phone me uses the phone my you weren't supposed to do that well the heck am I supposed to do with it you got it for me I'm feeling irritated so today the school board sent my ex-husband a letter saying they're farkas didn't get their vaccinations soon they'd be expelled hello well he's been calling all day about it this is why I divorced him long so should i block his number yeah I think that's a very good decision well done what a healthy way to co-parent what a good example you're setting to your kids my mom's response when I came out to her haven't talked to them for two weeks now hey mom honestly there is something I haven't told you guys because I've been nervous about your guy's reaction to it but I've been dating a girl names blank for over a year now you guys can call me to talk about it but I didn't want you guys to be mad at me well I guess she can pay your schooling I will not continue paying make your life as you please yeah that makes sense because you're Charles gay stop paying their school fees well done my mom who told me you can't get pregnant and lose your virginity at the same time 3000 god bless sex education visually that can't be true surely someone copy that stupid to actually believe that alright so this kid has autism and these are his mum's text to him but you even notice me if I treated you the way you treat me or would you wonder what on earth you did to make me act that way from now on I'm going to be like you if it doesn't include me not for me or I don't like it I'm not gonna do it I'm going to pretend to have autism Jesus cry oh my god Oh ladies and gents ladies and gents pretending your autism that is a new low and then when you wonder why I'm acting strange I'm gonna use that for my excuse seems to work well for you uh yes because autism has always been an excuse for acting strangely it's not as if as a serious disorder or anything when you're arguing with your mum and she calls you an sob well that was a very poor choice of words if I'm a son of a lady what does that make you both kiss tested positive for the flu be and both are out of school for the rest of the week I've been sprain licen in this house like a preacher would spray holy water in a brothel just curious did your kiddos get the flu shot I refuse to get the flu shot because I've seen how sick people have been after getting it wait what ah the irony of his boast I asked my mom if I could cut my hair this was her response and five minutes later my stepdad sent me a Google search for lesbian haircuts so supportive mom can I get my hair cut like this freak no honey is there something you're trying to tell us offer God's sake fumus people shouldn't abuse their children also boomers abuses children yeah that is this separate I think anti-vaxxer mums I read on a blog that vaccination causes autism scientific evidence pretty sure it doesn't wait you're only pretty sure oh so you're saying there's a chance that vaccinations to cause autism I'm only joking by the way I don't actually believe that my dad is upset I missed class because I was sick and that I'm not home much I am 18 and a working student athletes my sister takes me this I'm going to blank okay why are you telling me this I'm driving sent from my car boy you need to get your eye together dad just spent the whole ride home talking about how he's gonna make you enlist in the military what the Freak yeah apparently you have to start paying rent on the first and he said that if you don't register for classes soon he's gonna make you get a job that pays good money and move out and if you don't get a job then you enlist he's freaking insane F him I texted you because that would never get my text or if he did he'll respond and treat me like trash Jesus threatened your kids with going into the military oh my god my mom just threw my birthday cake in the trash and driving by the hair across the kitchen I'm okay but my mum was arrested and I don't know how to feel yeah look I'll tell you how to feel absolutely horrified and I'll tell you what to do get away from her oh geez happy birthday anyway Wow I've been demoted at my job because I was having a conversation with a female who doesn't have kids about how I cried when I found out my son had been masturbating he had used a condom to do it and it left on the floor and I found it I picked it up and my freakin grandchildren were my god dang hands so yes I cried I mean kind of yeah they said my conversation was inappropriate I've been talking about a naked homeless man standing on the corner with his dong out beating it then yeah I could see how that could be inappropriate but I was referring to my child's I feel that my demotion is unfair and I worked my butt off for what I had and was great at it your thoughts yeah after reading this I've just been Scott my mother after my husband got into an accident and I had to cancel with her I miss exactly one week of not seeing her and she acts like this no real concern for anyone else hi can you stop by after work please hi I can't my husband going through a car accident earlier oh no is he okay he says he's okay his mum is with him now while I'm stuck at work did you need anything what's going on I needed help with an email I don't understand it well don't wait for me it's gonna be a long time before I get everything situated okay I guess I'll try to figure it out or find someone else you can help me now later on this day she sends this message seems like you don't want to see me I've been really sick and you don't call me or come see me what's up with that it's like you don't care about me it's like oh she's sick but you don't understand how sick I am it's like no big deal I try to tell you when I'm sick I don't think you understand that I mom are you kidding me right now I show this to on and see what she says cuz I don't think you're thinking right but if that's how you feel then so be it well you don't call me or come by anymore so beer and you write to me off like blank did I'm just telling you I want to see you more and get more calls and I'm not getting them I miss you I love you and I need to see you more because I want to tell you what's going on with me that's all this is yeah my muscle weren't good apart from the fact that my husband was literally just in a car crash there's okay this is definitely the fun oh my goodness here we go anyone else sniff their baby's feet she's five lamb ow not a baby but oh my god those stinky piggies those stinky piggies I mean look at her face as well oh she looks like she's really deeply enjoying this this is concerning right after soccer practice so sweaty and stinky oh god my oldest is eight and only lets me sniff them on my birthday walk back you know crazy lady is this like whywhy should do this are you know what cuts at the end screen I'm done with this I'm done I can't take any more discovery what if I just seen if you want more episodes of our slash insane parents the playlist is on screen right now if not let me know in the comments what you think of sniffing your children's feet with that being said I will see you guys all tomorrow I'm done

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Id: IZXRhROwpjA

Length: 11min 51sec (711 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 27 2019