- Welcome back to "Hartdiculousness". Give it up for Kevin Hart! (audience applauds) Let's take it back to some
good old fashioned stand up. - Yes, sir. - You did a little bit
about a Big Ass Man Pigeon is what you called an ostrich, right? - [Kevin] Yeah. - Did you really get
run down by an ostrich? - I'm the guy that something
always (beep) happens. This ostrich, this is a very true story. We had to pee, but it's just road. So we stop and we pee, and the ostriches are behind the fence. As I'm peeing, the (beep)
ostrich keeps coming up. And you know when you're mid-flow, I'm like, "I'm not gonna
show my boy my (beep)." If I turn around, I'm exposed. So I gotta just see what happens. And the ostrich just came and
looked at me like so close and stayed here. And I was like, "Yo, I'm out." And when I went to go, I zipped up. And he didn't move his body, but his head like spun all the way around. And he started following me. And I was like, "Yo man, get the (beep) outta here, ostrich." (audience laughs) When you get real scared,
you try to get tough. And he started like doing that walk. And then the neck started going. I was like, "It's go time. This ostrich is about to whip my ass." And we ran. - Look, look, any giant bird,
it's just a scary thing. They're just not meant to be. But nothing is more absurd
than a Big Ass Man Pigeon. Take a look. (audience applauds) - [Bystander] Hey, man, fuck no. - [Kevin] Oh (beep). - [Rob] This is how it could've went down. Get down low! - Oh (beep)! Oh (beep)! - [Rob] Stay down, play dead, Mark. Oh, hide me. - [Bystander] Look away from it. - You gotta understand I almost (beep) myself. - If you wouldn't have ran, this is what would've happened to you. You know what I mean? - [Rob] How about you eat? No, how about I take the
whole thing, thank you. Thank you. (audience laughs) Look, this is I pictured this. I picture this is exactly how when you're driving down (beep). - This is hell. Well, he's going like 70. (audience laughs) - That's a fear. That's a real fear of mine. That (beep), if you on your
bike and you look back, and you see that (beep). (audience laughs) There's no way you don't fall instantly. - [Rob] Oh boy. (audience laughs) Enough is enough. Enough is enough! I'm out, let me be free. There you have it for Big Ass Man Pigeon. (audience applauds) This is "Hartdiculousness". This is the skyline of
what beautiful city? - [Kevin] That's
Philadelphia, PA, back there. - [Rob] That is Philadelphia, PA. - Philadelphia, PA, yes. (audience applauds) - Now what did it mean
to watch your Eagles finally win the Super Bowl? - Oh my God, man. That was a day that I will never remember for so many reasons. (audience laughs) We drank, man, we drank from the beginning of that
Super Bowl to the end. And it became a blur,
there's a piece of it that becomes a blur. (audience laughs) But we walked down to the field and they said I was grabbing
turf, putting it in my pocket. (audience laughs) I took like confetti and I
was putting it in my pocket. My wife was like, "What are
you doing with the confetti?" And I was like, "It's
gonna be worth money!" (audience laughs) - It adds to the history of it all. You know what I'm saying? That's what makes it so special. But look you weren't the only person that was drunk that entire day. Just like everybody in this
category Philly Special. Take a look. (audience applauds) - [Fans] Eagles! - [Rob] Yeah, what are we? What are we? You guys gonna go, I'ma go with you! Let's go! - [Audience] Oh! - Oh (beep), man, look. Just, oh man. - [Sterling] Was he gonna
jump through the window? What was he gonna do? - He just wanted to be with the team. (audience laughs) Let's get up here where it's unsafe! (audience gasps) We're (beep) talking about
a good old fashioned canopy. We're not talking about a balcony here. This (beep) is already fully sunken down. Oh yeah, we got room for four more! Philly! Look, celebration. (yelling) (audience laughs) - We turnt. - Yo, yo, yo! Yo! E-A! Tony Romo. (audience laughs) - Go back. He gets to E-A and bails, and then he's like, "Tony Romo." (audience laughs) - Yo, yo, yo! Yo! E-A! (audience laughs) Tony Romo. - He nailed it. Nailed it. - [Rob] Oh yeah. - [Kevin] That's right. Wait, wait, that's my car. As he turns it over,
that's mine, oh (beep). (audience laughs) - [Rob] This is how you really celebrate. Everybody clear out! This one is for fulls, gimme some of that good old-fashioned
Philadelphia horse (beep). - [Kevin] Oh my God! - [Rob] Don't do it! (audience screams) - That is one of my biggest fears. - [Sterling] Who the (beep)
just walks around with a- - [Rob] Hey, hey. You're afraid of the ocean,
are you're afraid of lakes? - I don't know, it's just an
irrational fear of the water, not knowing what's underneath me. And we don't know what's under there. - A lot of black people got that fear. - I can swim though. - Okay, that's different. - So if you go to the ocean, like how far do you go before you panic? - Well, I mean, I panic, if a little thing of seaweed touches me, I'm out. - I've been attacked
by a shark on purpose. (audience laughs) - What? - Swam with great whites. - Why? - Then you would think like, "You would not be afraid of
anything, 'cause you did that." But now that I know that they are there, I still think like
something's gonna get me, but I act like it to be
tough that I'm not afraid. Everybody in this entire next
category is not like that. We call them Wet and Afraid. Take a look. - Oh my God, oh my God, I see it! - [Rob] This is the fear of death. (woman screaming) - Jesus Christ! Oh my God, oh my God, why does it... (screaming) (audience laughs) - It's like (beep), like a sea beast. - It's a manatee. - Are you trying to tell
me you're not gonna be freaked the (beep) out by
this giant sea elephant. And you'd be like, "What the (beep)?" Even though they're supposed to be like puppy dogs of the ocean, that thing will still lighten you up. - No there's and it's too deep. (whimpering) (audience laughs) It's too deep here. (yelling) - [Chanel] What is he on? - [Sterling] Look at his face, man! (audience laughs) - He just has no business
being wherever he's at on whatever that is. - Oh no! - [Woman] What's on your shirt? (man whimpering) (man screaming) (audience laughs) - I understand that you
are afraid of balloons. - Oh yes, I am very afraid of
balloons, but latex balloons. - What, it's like the (screeching)? - Yeah, it's all of it. And it's just when they pop, mm-mm. - Does anyone accidentally get
you balloons for birthdays, and you're like (yelling)? - Yeah, but I feel bad, 'cause I'm like, "Aw, they don't know,
and that's really sweet." But in my mind, I'm like. (audience laughs) - Well, look, dedicated to the dangerous little
devils called balloons, take a look at Balloons Are Evil. (audience applauds) It's a celebration! (audience gasps) - Oh no. - [Sterling] Who got hit? - Everybody got hit. - Dang, hashtag where is here? - [Rob] Congratulations. - I almost killed four people. - Right? - [Rob] Hey! - [Ally] No. (audience laughs) - That was great, that was great. - Look how cocky he is too, he's like. - [Ally] Yeah, he's
like, "It ain't nothing." Send me another. (audience laughs) - [Sterling] That's so
good, that's so good. - He is so angry. He's so mad about it.
- Oh my gosh, it's funny. - Man, I understand you got a fear of coyotes and mountain lions
out in these parts, man. - Yeah, because I don't
want them to attack my dog. If I'm walking him out, and
he got to go potty at night, and we'd be up in them
hills, Lord have mercy. I'm gonna fight one of them (beep). (audience laughs) He ain't gonna touch my dog. - Look, and they run by their own rules. You know what I mean? They're animal thugs. Well, we've dedicated an entire category to very scary unusual beasts. We call them Urban Predators. Take a look. - Urban Predators. (laughing) (upbeat music) - Oh my God! Wait, there's a dude getting
thrown around, first of all. - [D.R.A.M.] Get him! - [Rob] He's not wearing
a shirt (beep) either. - I told you to have my money by Friday. See what happened? See what happens when you
don't have my money by Friday? - That's really what it is. Just cruising. (audience gasps) - And he gotta sleep to think about it. What is he dreaming about? - He wakes up like in the streets (laughing) with a bloody butt hole. It's gonna take him at least three or four minutes to
connect it back to a bull. (audience laughs) (audience gasps) - Yeah, he got him good. - I now have an alligator in my sewer. - Or you're dumb! Oh, hell no! - No sir, how the (beep)
that he even get in there? - [Sterling] He's trying to
get that green ball back. That (beep) gone, bruh. That's his ball now. (beep) it.
- Ha ha! - When you're picking subject
matter, what do you do? Do you just like, "Hey, here's what we're gonna talk about today?" Because you picked
something that scared Chris. And it was really bizarre. It was about zombie deers. - Oh yeah. - We actually usually
don't tell each other exactly what we're gonna talk
about until the show starts. - And why would he do that? - It terrified me. - Well, I picked zombie
deer 'cause it was going on right before our eyes. There are zombie deers out here. - Do you guys know this? 'Cause you're about to
get your feelings hurt. It's about to be weird
and make you scared. - It was a disease in North
America that was spreading out and it was going through
deers first and everything, but it was something that could ultimately be the end of us. And you guys should Google
search when you go home. - Wait, what? - Yeah, we're gonna (beep)
die is what I'm saying! - Yeah, I was already high
when he broke this story to me. It made me scared. - Look, this entire category is dedicated to why deers are dangerous. Take a look at Fear the Deer. (audience applause) (upbeat music) I'm just trying to get to school. Da-da-da, da-da-da. (audience gasping) - It looked like a set up. - That was a hit! Someone paid that deer. - [Sterling] You're getting
dropped off at night school and a deer just runs up on you? - What's up, Derek? (audience laughs) That's a full deer drive-by. He didn't, he (beep) just gone. - [Bystander] Watch out for the deer! (audience gasps) - I love that you're holding your race when the same damn deers
are holding their race. (audience laughs) The deers are like, "It
was our (beep) day!" (audience gasps) - Cross-country, a contact sport. (audience laughs) - Nobody stopped. Every single person on this stage has shared a moment with me. And we've all shared a
moment of fear bonding, because we were all together when I decided to flip that
car for the Chevy commercial. Sara had covered it for
Attack of the Show! on G4. And she screamed just as loud as I did. - I was scared, aah! - Well, let me just show
you what I did here. (Sara screams) (audience applauds) What you guys don't realize
is how truly scared I was. (audience laughs) And you can really see that in my face. So here's my face. (audience laughs) - [Sterling] Go back, go back, go back! (audience laughs) - Don't laugh at me! - [Chanel] Who does that? - For an explanation,
I couldn't line it up. I could only line it up
perfectly with one eye, so I had to do it with one eye. But as you can see here
I'm calm and I'm focused. Go ahead. (audience laughs) Wham! (audience gasps) Now, real (beep), people. (audience laughs) Look at that, that is
what we call a fear face. This next category is
dedicated to this look. It is called Fear Face. (announcer speaks in foreign language) Countdown to fear face. (fanfare blaring) (audience laughs) (baby cries) - [Sara] It's okay. - All right, Brooks, I heard you are deathly afraid of snakes. Is that true? - Dude, I'm so bummed out by
them just thinking about them. It really, really stinks. - I mean, have you ever had an incident? - No, I haven't. Somebody told me once, they're like, "Snakes are just as
afraid of you as them," to calm me down, and I was like, "Really? Do they have dreams I crawl
under their bed at night?" I don't think so. (audience laughs) I lived in New York and I'll check my cupboards
for snakes sometimes, because I'm so scared of them. Really?
- Yeah, yeah. It's an irrational fear. It's very irrational. - Well, this category is people that are absolutely fearless of snakes. - So idiots! - Full-fledged idiots in a
category we call Snake Bait. Take a look. (audience applauds) - Three, two, one. - [Rob] Get it. - No, no, no! (audience gasps) I'm super bummed out,
man, I can't watch this. - On the (beep) cheek! (audience laughs) - If someone said, "Hey,
I'll give you 10 grand if you take a snake bite on
the face, would you do it? - Never, no, never. - I understand. - $100,000, I wouldn't do it. I'm not even joking.
- M-bar, full m-bar. - $1 million to get bit
on the face by a snake, I'd rather have like $100
and not be around a snake. (audience laughs) - I understand you've got
a fear of elevators, man. Where did that come from? - I've been stuck four times. - [Rob] You've been stuck four times? - One during an earthquake in Oakland, one with P. Diddy and a
bunch of other people, which was the weirdest thing. (audience laughs) - For how long? - Like 20 minutes in
the Cosmopolitan Hotel on New Year's Eve. So no one sent help
because they all thought we were drunk idiots on New Year's Eve, because when we pressed help, and they're like, "Can we help you?" Everyone's like. (gibbering loudly) (audience laughs) - Here's the thing, man,
elevators are dangerous. - Yeah, they suck. - People get eaten up
in them all the time. And we created a category to reinforce that phobia at the highest level. We call it Sky Coffins. Take a look. (whimsical music) Welcome to murdermachine.com
where you too can watch death. (audience gasping) - [Sterling] Oh (beep)! - You could get stuck in it or you can get chewed up by it, man. - That's crazy. - [Rob] I'll tell you what? I ain't waiting for (beep). - [Sterling] Excited he is, look. - [Rob] I ain't waiting for (beep). You wanna go, what? Later! (audience gasping) Later. - But why would he think he
can just open an elevator? - Here's the thing, you make bad decisions,
an elevator doesn't care. (audience laughs) No soul, no feelings. Later. (audience laughs) Scale of 1 to 10, how scared of you are dying in a sinkhole? - Zero. I don't think about sinkholes. - Out of 10, 100. - Yeah? - That is one of my biggest fears. - Who the (beep) just walks around, be like, "Sinkhole"? - I just watched a video that was like of some weird hole in like a Lake. And I was just like, I had a
nightmare about it right after. - You were just paddling out and all of a sudden, you've (beep) just, "Oh no, I knew it!" (audience laughs) Sounds bizarre, but one
minute you're above ground, next minute you're below. (audience laughs) Just like everybody in this category the earth wanted to eat them up. Hungry Holes, take a look. (upbeat music) Just cruising through Europe streets- (audience gasps) Get in here! - You could see the ground bending. - Yeah, look away. - Who built this ground, bruh? (audience laughs) There is nothing underneath. - [Rob] Definitely looks
like a sinkhole vibe. Here we go, I'm gonna head over here. (audience gasps) (audience laughs) - He's really underground. - [Rob] He really is like. - It's like Satan's down there just tickling his feet right now. (audience laughs) - [Rob] No, you're fine, you're fine. Keep going. (audience gasping) - I mean, what did you expect, you're in a (beep) tsunami, man? - Uh-oh. (audience gasps) What is (beep) Luke Skywalker doing here? (audience laughs) - He's really dressed like Luke Skywalker. (audience laughs) - Welcome back to "Ridiculousness". Now I'm someone that
believes in the supernatural. I used to live next to the most
haunted house in California. And every couple of
weeks I'd try to summon Old Man Wiley with candles and screaming. Like I would scream like, "Old Man Wiley, show yourself!" (audience laughs) Because I just really
wanted to see a ghost. Now, have either of you ever seen a ghost? - This is gonna sound crazy, but- - [Rob] Go ahead. - I've had like a ghost
follow me forever. (laughing) - I get that. Now you're starting to make sense. - I used to have this bed that that's where it started with, it would like tap on the end of my bed. So it sounded like the
bed was hitting the wall or something, but it wasn't. And I would sit completely still- - My bed hits the wall too. (audience laughs) It does. (audience laughs) After you watch this segment, you will believe in ghosts too. Ghost Riders. (upbeat music) And you tell me that ghosts don't exist. Oh God! Are you okay? Good, I got it from
here, I got it from here. I'm gonna roll out. I got it from here. That thing took the humps. This is absolute proof that ghosts exist. I mean, how do you not
notice your car driving away? There it goes. Look at this, he still
doesn't even notice. (audience laughs) - He continues to pump. - [Chanel] What is he doing? - [Rob] Everybody else
seems to notice your car that just went into the swamp. Wait a minute here. Didn't I have a car? I know I had a car here before. I think I had a car. - [Bystander] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. - [Rob] Say goodbye to your
board, a ghost already has it. And he's ripping, look at that. (audience laughs) - [Bystander] Oh no! - [Rob] Yes. - [Bystander] No! - [Rob] Yes. Whoopee! This is the most incredible
ghost rider I have ever seen. Someone got on this
and rode it wild style, trying to take out everybody in its path. And over the edge, I'm
getting over the edge. Bring it back a little bit. Bring it back. Pure proof that ghosts exist, because if they didn't, now go, watch, how would this bike know
to pop a wheelie perfectly, and be able to launch
itself right up over it? (audience laughs) Let me ask you guys. When you look for videos, what are some of the
things you search for? - I can't talk about it on TV. (audience laughs) - Chanel, what was the
last thing you binged? - Puppies. (audience laughs) When you're searching for viral videos, you have got to be creative. You've got to put random words together. So this segment is about
putting random things together, binging it and seeing what you get. What did I put in? Attack Llama. (audience laughs) Guess what you find when
you bing attack llama? Bing! - [Bystander] There he goes. Don't turn your back to him, Joel. He's coming! Don't turn your back to him. - [Rob] Don't turn your back to him. Now look, he's got one arm up. Look, I want you. I will take you. I will take you. It doesn't want him. It doesn't want him. No, I want Joel. I want Joel. I don't want him. I certainly don't want him. I want Joel. Why do you keep putting
your back to him, Joel? Why do you keep putting
your back to him, Joel? He doesn't want any of these guys. He simply wants Joel. There it is. I will have Joel. Run, Joel! Run, Joel! (audience laughs) - [Bystander] Get on the ground! (laughing) (audience laughs) - Well, there it. "Ridiculousness". We had a lot of fun
putting this show together. I hope you enjoyed watching it. For Steelo Brim, Chanel West Coast, I am Rob Dyrdek, always reminding you, if you turn your back on a llama, you either run really fast or just lay down and take it. Welcome back to "Ridiculousness". Let's all get sick to our stomachs! (audience laughs) - Yeah. - And I'm not talking in a gross way. What videos on this show
make you the most queasy? - Anything with poop. - Food, poop, throw-up. - With poop, that makes me feel like ugh. - [Sterling] Are we
headed in that direction? - No. When I see people like
on the edge of a building or these crazy Russians
like hanging from a tower. - Oh, you mean that feeling. - I get like. (whimpering) It fills my insides like I'm watching someone
about to die up close, just like everybody in
this category Sky Guys. Take a look. (audience applause) (upbeat music) Yeah, we love each other. We made it. We made it. - [Sterling] What is this, bruh? - [Rob] Love you! - [Sterling] Oh my God! Oh my God, bro! How do they even get down or how did they get up there? - Both got shiny pants
and shoes, and said, "Let's get a selfie." - It was her idea, look at his face. He's like, "Man, I swear to God." He's like, "I'm about
to drop this (beep)." (audience laughs) (audience gasps) - [Chanel] Why? - [Rob] What are we doing? - It's snowing outside. Why are you risking it
all with the snow outside? - Whoo! I just cheated death, got it on a GoPro, dead of winter in the mountain town. (audience gasps) - Why do people do this? - Because they're just Russian. (audience laughs) We can't get away with that (beep) here. This is like strictly Russia. Yeah, it's like I tied a string to it. (audience gasps) - [Chanel] Oh, my God! - [Rob] Later, later. - [Sterling] What pose is this? Get it still. It's like a disco fever pose. (audience laughs) - He's literally like
the little emoji guy. - [Rob] I'm dancing up a storm up here. Ah. Ah. - [Sterling] He trusts
that machine way too much. - Whoo! There's a lot of strange phobias. And this one is one of the strangest. People that refuse to use a door. It's called Doorphobia. Take a look. (upbeat music) You wanna know what? I'm going this way. (audience gasps) - What, that doesn't even
look real. (laughing) - It's like an action flick of a cat. (audience laughs) - [Rob] No, I can come down this way. No, I don't need to use the door. I'm fine right here! - [Chanel] Dirty-ass feet. - [Rob] Somebody needs a washing! (audience laughs) Oh (beep), you're husband's home. (audience gasps) - [Homeowner] What was that? - What was that? (audience laughs) Oh yeah, you go this way,
I'm gonna go over here. Totally cool, you know what it is. (audience laughs) - He's trying to be too cool for her. Now your first day at the hospital. - [Rob] Whee! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We know this one. Oh no. - [Sterling] This is drugs. - [Rob] This isn't drugs,
this is doorphobia. If it was drugs, he
would've went right outside. - [Sterling] It is an aggressive drug. - [Rob] Stay stealthy, I just can't! I can't use another door! I can't use another door! (audience laughs) (audience applauds) - All right, tell me about how much you love to scare people. - I love it. I guess it's just because
I'm so easily scared myself. So it kind of like brings me
joy to scare other people. (audience laughs) - Like what's the worst type of like you hiding in trash cans? You hiding behind doors, it's like- - Hiding behind doors. It's a classic but it always works. - Yeah, it is. It is never not fun when
you are just standing, and someone comes around, you light them up with just (yells). (audience laughs) And we're really bonding on this now, 'cause now I realize how
much I actually do it. Like even with my housekeeper, who I love, I will sneak home and hide. And if she won't know that I'm there, and I'll be like standing in the bay of the window and wait for like 20 minutes 'til she finally comes around. She's like (screaming). (audience laughs) I've done it so many times. Well, look, me and you,
we love to scare people just like everybody in this next category. We call it a Fear Fetish. Take a look. (audience applauds) (prankster yelling) (victim screaming) (audience laughs) - Oh my God, he's like petrified. - And that's what you want. (victim screaming) - Oh (beep)! (laughs) I knew I should've (beep) locked the door. I swear to God. (audience laughs) - [Rob] It's just a fish. (boy screaming) - Oh my God. - What is it? - It's like a fish or something. - That's it? - Like he really doesn't like fish? (audience laughs) - [Rob] Cross-country
break up in three, two. (man screams) - Oh my! (beep) (audience laughs) - Just simple like that. Simple like that. - Classic, that's a classic one. I've never done that one. - [Cameraman] You take the- (woman screaming) (audience laughing) - He was just trying to talk to her. - Yeah, he was. - Hey Julie, I'm wondering if we could go- (woman screams) (audience laughs) - No ice. A cup. Wait! No! (audience laughs) - Does she not take showers? - But it's the cutest little fear face you have ever seen. This poor child thinks
the end is right here. (audience laughs) Welcome back to "Ridiculousness". Give up for our guest Lewis Howes. (audience applauds) You once tweeted
something to the effect of "Face your fears or live with regret." What do you mean by that? - I feel like we're always living in fear, we're gonna regret not doing the things we really wish we wanted to do. (audience member applauds) Yeah, it's like one clapper. Once clapper, it was empowering for them. - Everybody went to like, "Man, I knew I should've
went to makeup school. God, why did I quit college? Man, I was two years in." (audience laughs) But how does it apply
to things like snakes? - I mean, you don't
wanna get bit by a snake. So if you're afraid of snakes, you shouldn't just say
I'm gonna go grab this to overcome my fear,
if it's gonna bite you. But you shouldn't scream
like a crazy person when you see one. - This makes total sense. Nothing like that happens
in this next category, 'cause it is all people that
are deathly afraid of snakes. We call it Asnakenophobia. Take a look. (upbeat music) - [Prankster] Snake. - What's up, cat, and here's my snake. (victim screams) (audience laughs) - That was a goddam worm, first of all. - [Lewis] That was a small snake. - [Sterling] That was so small. He didn't give a (beep) about that cat. (audience laughs) - You know you got a bad phobia
when your body shuts down. (audience laughs) - Get them off of me! - [Sterling] Oh my God, and she's angry. Get off! - [Rob] Her face is like, "The horror." - [Sterling] She just got
a (bleep) break at Hooters. - I know, it's like, "I
gotta get back to Hooters!" (audience laughs) (woman screams) - [Lewis] You don't
overcome your fear that way. - [Rob] No, no, you embed it. You just deeply embed it. This is crazy. (audience gasps) - [Sterling] Oh man! - [Lewis] Bring it on. - In the door. This is some real (beep) snake jumped through the door and got you. Got it, ow, oh! (audience gasps) - He kicked the (beep) out of there. And he kicked this dude so hard. - That's a karate kick. - You will never go anywhere without thinking a snake's gonna jump out of somewhere and get you. (audience laughs) - [Man] What the (beep)! There's a snake on my car! I'm going 80, bro! Get the (beep) out of here! (screams) - [Rob] I'm going 80, bro! - [Sterling] He's watching the road.
