Ricky Gervais Most SAVAGE Golden Globes Moments

our first presenter is beautiful talented and Jewish apparently Mel Gibson told me that he's obsessed please welcome Scarlett Johansson you know our next presenter from such films as Hudson Hawk look who's talking mercury rising color of night 5th element hearts war please welcome them Kutcher's dad Bruce Willis but as I say I'm gonna be nice tonight I've changed not as much as Bruce Jenner obviously now Caitlyn Jenner of course what a year she's had she became a role model for trans people everywhere showing great bravery in breaking down barriers in destroying stereotypes she didn't do a lot for women drivers no profanity that's fine I've got a huge vocabulary no nudity see that's a shame because I've got a huge vocabulary but a tiny penis no that's true doesn't matter I don't care it works don't worry about it it's fine it's fine I don't know smut or innuendo and I'm not to libel anyone and I mustn't mention Mel Gibson this year not his private life is politics his recent films and especially not Jodie Foster's beaver I haven't seen it myself I've spoken to a lot guys here they haven't seen either but that doesn't mean it's not any good one Hollywood publication said that me hosting would mean that some film stars would stay away for fear of being made fun of as it film stars a stay away from the chance of winning a golden glow' particular if their film company has already paid for it joy and trainwreck no not the names of Charlie Sheen's two favorite hookers the films of our next two presenters their best friends by the way they wanted me to tell you that and if you forget they said they they'd tweet you and remarked basically they're there come round and shout it through their best friend it's like they've never had a friend before please welcome Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence talking of The Walking Dead congratulations to Hugh Hefner who was getting married at the age of 84 to 24 year old Beauty Crystal Harris and when she was asked why she was marrying him she said because he lied about his age he told me it was 94 Oh don't worry hold out and just just don't look at it when you touch it ask them I love this next presenter he's so-called he's the star of Iron Man two girls and a guy Wonder Boys sorry these porn films what Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Bowfinger really yeah the Academy come on he has done all those films but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail please welcome Robert Downey jr. it was a big year for 3d movies Toy Story Despicable Me Tron seems like everything this year was 3-dimensional except the characters in The Tourist I feel bad about that joke all right no no I tell you why I'm jumping on the bandwagon because I haven't even seen the tourist who has and but no it must be good because it's nominated so shut up okay and I'd like to quash this ridiculous rumor going around that the only reason the tourist was nominated was so the Hollywood Foreign Press could hang out with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie that is that is rubbish that is not the only reason they also accepted bribes let's Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood and she received yeah overwhelming support from people everywhere there were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying how the how can a 25 year old live on 52 million this is but there were plumbers around the world going poor girl UN's over rocky now so but joking aside of course women should be that paid the same as men for doing the same job and I'd like to say now that I'm getting paid exactly the same as Tina and Amy did last year but hopefully now I know there was two of them but it's not my fault if they want to share the money is it listen if you do win tonight remember that no one cares about that award as much as you do okay don't get emotional it's embarrassing okay that award is no offense worthless it's a bit of metal that some nice old confused journalists wanted to give you in person so they could meet you and have a selfie with you okay that's all it is right when Brad and Angelina see our next two adorable little presenters they're gonna want to adopt them please welcome Kevin hi and Ken Jeong also not nominated I love you Philip Morris Jim Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor to heterosexual actors pretending to be gay so the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists then probably I want to say somewhat nice about now before he comes out so oh yeah okay here you go I'd rather have a drink with him in his hotel room tonight than with Bill Cosby please Malcolm now Gibson for any of you don't know the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars but without all that esteem the Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton basically well bit louder bit trashy bit drunker and more easily bought alleged I've got three I've got three golden roads myself so I can set ones a doorstop one I used to hit burglars with and when I keep by the bed two doesn't matter why it's mine it's time it's mine I won it fair and square it's just the right shape and size it's nothing yeah so to be clear that was a joke about me shoving golden globes that I've won up my ass other celebrity scandal Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test what a waste of a test that would have been no he's not the father the only way that he could have impregnated a girl was if he'd borrowed on a Martha Stewart's old turkey basters

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Id: sIjo57wbe0o

Length: 8min 15sec (495 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 08 2019