Watching only the FIRST and LAST episode of *GOSSIP GIRL*

hello troublemakers and welcome into another episode of first and last this series is very simple for those who don't know i just watched the first episode of something i've never seen before and the last episode and nothing in between do you ever get put off on a show because it just has so many seasons and you're like i don't want to get 20 hours into the show and then drop it so then you just never watch it my recommendation just watch the first episode and last episode it's basically like experiencing the whole thing in this video we're gonna watch gossip girl i'm pretty sure i know the theme song for this show too it goes gossip girl gossip girl she's a girl who gossips yeah i'm pretty sure that's the theme song i've heard that somewhere before i might have dreamt that too i don't know i'm on the season 5 episode 15. see this is why you don't give your siblings access to your netflix account my sister's been watching gossip girl sheesh let's get started with this baby who's this is this the gossiping girl hey upper east siders gossip girl here hey up reciters that's just slang i know is meant for 12 year old girls spotted at grand central serena vander woodson not serena vanderwoodson vanderwoodson that sounds like a fanfic made up last name can be like sabrina sharp or something just something easy something realistic woodson would be fine vanderwoodson get out of here damn jenny over here how's your mom like maybe i never should have left manhattan fine or taking a time out for my marriage is the best idea i ever had fine way to just slide in your entire family dynamic i was about to compliment them too i was about to say like oh okay they're being awkward about something so simple as talking about their mom like it just shows that there's like a weird dynamic there and then he's like i'll spell it out we're separated serena vanderwood i wonder what blair waldorf thinks blair's boyfriend nate had a thing for serena come on nate you and your wandering eye yes dad's always spoken very highly of dartmouth but i'd like to check out wes usc ucla his mother wouldn't hear of it dartmouth is far enough away for her strained strained family dynamic he's like i don't want to go to your college dad oh that's such a boring white boy plot line i want to go to a different college than my dad's college who struggles with that who is struggling oh i can go to this excellent school or this excellent school my life's so hard my college the college that i went to literally doesn't exist anymore it shut down okay i i have i said this before if i haven't i have to admit this right now the college that i attended the college that i paid like 30 grand to just closed for business i didn't know colleges could even do that someone messaged me a couple days ago like hey where'd you go to college i'm thinking about going to film school you can't go where i went because it closed any interest in some fresh air i hate his face i don't know why i thought you wanted to wait not anymore oh the virgins god you'll never play with some gossip girl gossip girl is a website oh it's a blog 2007 i gotta remember i love you nate archibald archibald if i wanted to think of a more rich last name i couldn't archibald he's rich as [ __ ] serena van der wutson i can't it's serena serena serena's at school dog you cannot hear another girl's name said out loud while you're having sex with your girlfriend for the first time and be like ooh i'm cool and he's handsome enough to get away with it though he's handsome and rich enough where like he's always gonna have options so if this doesn't work out he's fine am i speaking anything but facts right now i told him forget it i don't care if it's miracle it clashes with my sofa mom mom you serena darling oh that was a butterfly hug can we watch it again serena darling the rich people hugs man that's some fake girl energy i detect it i've watched enough teen romance drama stories to know that that is fake girl energy you can't be here visiting hours are over i'm family she's got a problem in her family of course she does he's my brother and who am i stop showing me her name xoxo gossip girl is gossip girl ever revealed maybe it's never revealed i can't wait to find out in the finale i was just about to ask the doctor if i can take eric to breakfast no i think what i'll do is go get him a croissant down the street croissant did she put a w in the word croissant croissant i don't care if that's the proper pronunciation in france we are in america new york city baby home of the f croissants serena don't yeah go beat your [ __ ] of a mom up he tries to take his own life and you're worried it's going to cost you mom of the year serena last night reading all about serena vanderwood's rolling stone stop saying her full name it's called the kiss on the lips party you were invited to that no offense if i sound surprised since i've never been invited i think they're making him out to be an unpopular guy and i think they did a good job letting him have sideburns any non-athlete who has siberians like this is not getting any action wait josh schwartz produced this the same guy who produced the oc could just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties works for me say i know he was a loser the sideburns tell the story this is based on a book cecily von zigeser no shot no shot that's a real name that has to be a pen name oh so she grew up in a noble family and the daughter of a ceo so i guess she does have a little bit of experience in this world she probably went to like private boarding schools and stuff oh i just wanted to see how you were you seemed kind of upset last night he's so bland like he's really attractive and he's got a quality set of eyebrows like those are some top great eyebrows that he's got he just seems like the kind of guy that never had to get a personality growing up because he was just always attractive and popular she never had to like try to get people to like him so he never developed like interesting personality traits so we got the beautiful girl who's misunderstood people have all these assumptions about her has a difficult home life so she's easy to root for because she cares for her brother when her mom won't and then we got the picked on weird kid who's gonna be attractive once they shave off his sideburns so we got our main characters set up easy to root for people did b think s would go down without a fight or can these two hotties work it out no way that any person that ever wrote a fanfic i'm talking about after i'm talking about kissing booth no way they didn't grow up on gossip girl called myspace which opposed all this information online maybe if musicians got off their blog picked up their guitars and music business would be in better shape wow how outdated is that advice maybe artists should get out in the real world and stop putting stuff online what are you gonna try to make money online imagine a future like that not gonna happen i'm that future i would argue that what i make is art watching the first and last episode of something pretty artsy of me oh my gosh it's serena hey oh oh he's like oh crap uh where's the razor uh shopper eric hi hi uh they're gonna be a thing huh is that your dress for the kiss on the lips party sort of speaking of that um oh i know how she can't end up with blake lively's brother if side burns is also going to end up like lively that is one sticky family tree i don't know why i chose the word sticky there i don't like that i'd said that that dress would look even better in black black cool yeah goth girls unite eh blair's mom's at the country house well then maybe i should swipe some of my dad's viagra bad boys in 2007 weed and viagra bad boys in like 2020 alcohol dependency and heroin do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us end up like our parents that's a dark thought that's a dark thought people are struggling to even just pay for college to even just get into college but the true torture oh have to have a successful life planned out before me uh seal the deal with blair because you're all so entitled to tap that ass tap it one time like a bop it pop it my dad left her for another man she lost 15 pounds got an eye lift and i lift do they just put them up here do you know how it felt calling your house when didn't show up at school and having your mom say had she moved to connecticut i had to go i needed to get away from everything ah this would be such a good lesbian love story if you're gonna go fanfic route here i feel like that's the way to go they were so close as friends but then blake lively had to get away because she couldn't be a lesbian in front of her mom she only got with this girl's boyfriend because she was trying to break them up so that she could have her it's all lining up right now they're lesbians i love you b more than a friend we'll get there we have how many seasons six seasons i think she'd really like you i don't know i think she might be a tad overwhelmed by the glitz and the glamour of the humphrey lifestyle i kind of like him no please he's such a douchebag do you see that collar he's got like three collars and they're all popped yeah bro just bob is serving mine earth i love it when you talk dirty love it when you talk dirty i'm a badass i smoke weed and take viagra oh hello handsome oh you gonna bop that cheek pop it squeeze it pull it no way they have sex right here he's gonna break up with her it threw me off that they made up before this girl and the vander woodson made up before because you need fuel to build interest beyond the pilot so the guy's not going to want to have sex with her she should be like why and he's like i can't explain i need to break up with you she's going to think it's vanderwoodson yeah pull away my guy look i don't know how to say this but i'm gay there's something i need to tell you and you're gay too we're all gay i think i don't know why you left town last year the shepherd wedding oh the shepherd wedding he knows those two shepherds got married let me see it no nick okay ah that was a little too real that was too well acted that made me feel uncomfortable you guys kissed no they did way more he put his ship in her porthole little marintine reference there's something about his face that just is extra punchable i think it's something to do with his eyebrow his brow line to his nose there's something in it that just feels like a fist fits there dog and he's forcing himself on her no she's clearly drunk get off of me thank you ladies that's how you handle it knee to the groin anything to the groin a fist a taser well you could taste anywhere would it taste or to the penis even be like an effective move how do you know it was miss vanda woodson's if you didn't read it if you're not a guest at the hotel what were you doing prince charming found cinderella's slipper they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish you remember me she remembers me well he claims he found your cell phone oh actually already had plans plans with whom oh oh oh my friend all right i like his performance in this so far look at he just like picking his eye like not focusing at all my friend so you'll pick me up at eight oh he scored you really go out with some guy you don't know if you shave your sideburns well you can't be worse than the guys i do know good line it's a great fanfic line i wish i wish they cut back to that concierge guy who was like grilling him before ah that's the missed opportunity in this scene that's just extra room for a humor because it was funny at the beginning but then they dropped him even though he's standing there the whole time they just dropped him from the scene but there would have been so much humor in that oh boy lily not the two parents not some ploy you're using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you oh i bet he chose the other girl over this woman bet no because they can't all be together if he gets with her and then sai burns gets with blake lively and then cyborg's sister gets with blake lively's brother dog sticky sticky sticky only one of these relationships can work out just stay out of my life rufus oh yeah okay bet why are you wearing that one didn't you see the dress i left on the bed i don't like her collar it's too high it's the version of the pop collar the guy was rocking before see the ends just kind of come down a little bit other guy was like up here like vampirish it's like uh i'm drinking red this girl is like i'm a high-end mom [Music] see the way her hips moved that's high in mom hip movement all right finally one thing the oc was praised for if you don't know what the oc is it's the greatest show of the 2000s bands would like blow up because of songs that went into the show this is the first like indie song that's like cool like they were playing like justin timberlake before that's not cool that's pop that's everywhere but to be like on the inside that's cooler some grunger rocks kind of stuff alternative don't let anybody know no shot they end up together after watching vampire diaries and just assuming the first couple would be the last couple i don't think they'd end up together because then the parents couldn't get together and their siblings couldn't get together yeah here we go with this pop [ __ ] music man it's boring like we've all heard this song before she's a freshman i love freshmen hi i'm chuck hi i'm chuck chuck how you doing nice to meet you can i drink your blood i told you i love parties how is gossip girl not been smoked out well it's someone who's like at all these events there's got to be certain facts that only one person would know it'd have to be traced back to somebody serena van der woodsen with the full name so you said you wanted to talk what do you want to talk about how into you i am how into you i am she's a freshman in high school so she's 14. and he's supposed to be 60 or 17. and it's her first party oh god he's such a slimeball it's just i wanna right there right there right there that's probably our first kiss too with some like [ __ ] near predator uh have a glass of champagne oh get her drunk no she's having some problems with this guy chewing oh no listen if it's truck it's not okay chuck is a known predator oh i'm so afraid what the show's gonna do cause a show like this it needs plot lines to get people to watch and if they do a redemption arc for him oh that's gonna piss me off quiet do it do it do it do it i want to do it punch it punch up punch punch him punch him yes get him knock him off the side of the building oh loki i'm kind of getting invested in this show nothing interesting about him okay let's go to the final episode one thing i'm wondering is if the gossip girl blog ever got hacked you know like someone got into the gossip girl blog and they did a whole arc where somebody was posting as the gossip girl because 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two seconds [Music] still i'm the one person you want to be with you of him he looks so much like joe no way they're together i was just talking about how there's no way they're together you were supposed to be different i used to be i know i've hurt you but i've never stopped loving you excuse me if i don't fall for that and he wrote some insider [ __ ] on her to get some clout don't get on the plane those were my father's terms the coast guard is investigating are they together pathetic kill him kill him boy kill him no oh did you see that punch the punch in the first episode had so much more impact boy come on chuck give me your head he watched his dad die they tried to do a redemption arc they must have because they made him the one who was picked on and tv shows often do that if they want you to like somebody they have someone even worse pick on the person that you hate because then you start feeling sympathy for them but he just watched his father die when he could have saved him he simba'd him i guess he's scar in this situation i don't know how is that not a suspicious death tell me he goes to prison tell me he goes to prison and then he just gets beat the [ __ ] up in a prison game this prison cell is right next to r kelly's and now kelly just pees on him all the time please tell me that's his fate would you tell the pilot i'm gonna need another moment please thank you oh she's got a private plane she on some rich [ __ ] hello upper eastsiders i'm claire van der walshen bartholomew bartholomew they're just busting out all the rich trope names stephanie savage that name is familiar ah she was on the oc as well yay heard of dixie carrie diaries damn dynasty astronaut wives club wait what is this sequel to gossip girl they're making another one by the time i got to the party chuck was already gone she's not talking to you she's a minor anyone wants some coffee she's a miner she better be like a coal miner because that girl is like 28. no no shot you're not searching anything here without a warrant in fact i think this conversation is over firstly went to jail yourself hate to see it back there cops are such little [ __ ] stairs just like vague little threats like that just so that they like unease you so you're like okay maybe i should come clean before i get put back in jail who was it room service don't don't open the door that is a goddamn [ __ ] executioner or something oh it's the guy from dexter i don't like this guy at all look at how he stands i hate him so much what are your hands doing i hate the way he moves hey you're uh you're still in man he just never got rid of the sideburns this is a true fictional story because he managed to keep his sideburns for six years and still got the girl in the end don't believe it i saved myself then i fought back i think he was trying to get the role of batman at this time she's like let me talk like i'm into talking batman i saved myself i saved myself from the darkness i was born in it shaped by it can you help us get out of here a nice deserted island we don't need money we can live off the land how look dumb is she she's wanted in a questioning for a potential murder she's like let me go to an island we'll live off the land you have no practical skills you don't know how to start a fire you don't know how to build a house you probably never killed an animal before what are you gonna eat [ __ ] sand no shot you know how to set up a snare marriage a wife cannot be forced to testify against her husband we are in love and one way or another we both achieved our goals what was his goal to not be a predator anymore every trembling bone in my tired and scared body wants to marry you there are too many adjectives in that sentence every trembling bone in my scared entire body how did the writing get worse after six years of practice see this is why i'm glad i didn't spend how many hours six seasons how many episodes 121 121 times each episode is 40 minutes divided by 60 that is 80 hours i'm so glad i didn't spend 80 hours just to get to this every trembling bone in her tired and lonely body where where oh you marry me will you marry me i'm an old man now so they gotta get married really fast which is just super suspicious like they're clearly getting married all of a sudden just so that she couldn't testify against him that brings its own set of questions by itself who is this man he looks like a mix of like four different actors like rob riggle a baldwin brother like there's a couple more that i'm missing ivy dickens i've been going to school with you guys where are they are they on a theater stage why do they look like they're on green screen such a boring background because that's when i saw you look at this narration just getting warmed up for you and if we can figure out this gossip girl expose you'll have the perfect story to make it happen oh he's like a head writer or like a magazine specialist i don't know a terminology a magazine specialist what do you call the guys that manage magazines editors he's probably the head editor editor i got the license backdated of course unless someone suspect uh nice rich people corrupting the system love to see it you should be surrounded by the people you love you love me i love the both of you it is just not worth the risk oh he just does not have the comedy gene there i think they just tried to make him like a comedy element to the show and if they've been doing that i could tell you he didn't work i can promise you i've been serena's daddy doctor didn't see that one coming hot watch how awkward he is i dance serena's daddy doctor didn't see that one coming did see that one coming step step step it's like you can see him thinking about moving okay if you ever wanted something so badly well you just know you're not gonna get it no that's right i forgot who i'm talking to of course you haven't but that was that was my whole life that's so petty they're not even arguing he's like you ever want something really bad but you're not able to get it oh wait i'm talking to someone who's really privileged well i've never had anything that's oh i have a bad taste in my mouth from here and then i'd be like you petty little [ __ ] [ __ ] you so you came home and you told all of this to jenny that was the beginning of gossip wait wait he's known who gossip girl was the entire type who's jenny oh is it his sister jenny humphrey oh she's been classified the whole time oh the music cool shows make obscure music cool cool music doesn't make shows cool it doesn't work the same way around you can use one or two like popular cool songs but do a bunch of indie stuff make things cool build cult followings around your music selections oh it's so frustrating to watch a show just play acon and this super pop [ __ ] justin timberlake uh and get married there's a guy who just died am i watching the right show we're watching him celebrate in his final moments his marriage which he's only doing he's only getting married so that he gets off for murdering his father what am i watching right now how are you treating this so lightly his father fell like 50 stories to his death where his intestines and his inside just exploded all over the pavement but we're getting married his father married my mother one more time he's friends with our friends we we both dated him you both dated him you dated blair at one point father married my mother his father married i ow they must think that was a storyline and then they divorced so they did do the parents together thing i wonder if they did the blair's brother he's missing now blair's brother and his sister serena vander woodson will never end up with a powerless driver it's too late for drama now there's 15 minutes left of your show the police hi i have information on the location of chuck bass i hope your friend gets arrested no don't give him a happy send-off no shot anyone likes him what a cast of [ __ ] oh hate him hate him he's okay hate him no i don't hate him i just don't have any emotions towards him at all because he's just a [ __ ] cardboard cutout he acts like a cardboard cutout he's like the one good element to the show we are going upward so they're famous but they don't want anyone to know that they're getting married why are they having the ceremony out in the middle of a very well-trafficked area if you may kiss the bride they're getting married under duress shoot them shoot them check bass freeze pop out you need to come with us to ms waldorf i wish she was like it's not waldorf it's bass that would have been a good line little [ __ ] hey upper eastsiders gossip girl here serena what is rachel bilson doing here summer from the oc this girl's from the oc as well season three and four yeah hi blair so i gotta go come on if i'm being really honest rachel i don't think you can pull off high school anymore plus the book is a best seller and oh wait she's playing herself it has a built-in movie audience huh what sort of inception level [ __ ] is this they're casting a show about gossip girl in the show what am i missing wait gossip girl is real oh no it's not what are you doing you're messing with my brain did she just wink at the camera gossip girl is real huh they just broke the fourth wall if i wasn't born into this world maybe i could write myself into it within weeks i was getting dozens of emails with stories about upper east siders so i posted them anonymously with his gossip girl yo bravo didn't think of that i hacked it and stole it from him that makes me way more awesome oh she hacked it no it passed you needed to use nord pass man she hacked gossip girl from him dog i was joking a vodka on the rocks big glass not too many rocks three olives oh the way that they tried to incorporate comedy into the show is embarrassing situational comedy can work they can actually have some really funny jokes within the story i remember that past years dude the guy at the at the front desk in the first one that was a funny scene you don't need to have like oh there's a man who doesn't speak very much english haha let's laugh at the things she says because she doesn't say it in a full sentence well cyrus is finishing up at the police cyrus station finishing up at the police station he's like in some dramatic theater play while everyone else is in this fun little gossipy ramp romp it's a ramp and it's leading up to my sanity going off the edge since there's no actual evidence that chuck was even on that roof no witness yeah no choice but to let us go or it's death will be ruled as an accident they closed the case already so they brought him in for questioning and then a few hours later they let him go and dropped all charges they don't have any witnesses yet are they finished looking for witnesses a prominent figure just died and they're just like ah the case is closed can't we can't figure it out we took a look we took a gander at the evidence there wasn't any we could have tried to find some but guys just a lot of work you know we decided to just close the close the case close the file throw it in and throw it in the shredder yeah no go over there throw it in the shredder yeah it's it's closed not that we could do i just found an accent and i liked it so i was like let's just keep talking until i get sick of myself which happened faster than i thought it would i need vodka we all need lots of odd good rhoda and don't even think that you will be invited why didn't blair just lie why do they need to get married there's a law that says she doesn't have to testify she could have testified in bed like i wasn't on the roof and then it's over he stopped posting after our accident am i the only one hearing this guy he stopped posting after our accident he stopped posting after our accident draw it in a shredder so i guess that means it's all over now gossip girl's dead yeah i don't speak too soon there's a new series coming to hbo max five years later but you'll be announcing a bit of the mayor's race any day now so i'll answer any questions you have tomorrow but right now there's somewhere i have to be is it a laboratory where they're gonna inject you with some personality i guess he's good for politics he's just like a blank slate daddy i don't like that he got a happy ending sometimes oh wait wait wait wait whoa kissing main girl's mom on the lips sticky sticky family tree oh no no wait why he's with her maybe that's his original wife but he just kissed another girl straight on the lips you may be rid of dan humphrey but you'll never be rid of me here's the sequel bait the way that they brushed over the fact that the dude just watched his father die and then he was like uh i don't think he was a suspect but he was a person of interest the only one apparently a very important man just died investigating ah that's a lot of work i got plans this weekend can we just like trout in the shredder another big thank you to nordpass for sponsoring this video go to nordpass.com dylan is in trouble don't throw that deal in the shredder all right guys holidays are coming up winter blues is a real thing so make sure you're staying healthy staying active thank you guys for watching this video and i'll see you next time toodles

Channel: Dylan Is In Trouble

Views: 2,238,792

Keywords: gossip, girl, gossip girl, blaire, chuck, dylan, reboot, thanksgiving, trailer, reaction, review, commentary, first, time, nate, revealed

Id: G6aYmAvRq8Y

Length: 30min 52sec (1852 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 19 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/7mashedpotatoes]

Him hating chuck made me so happy

[u/PieceOld]

LOL I love how he points out Nate’s lack of personality

[u/sheherselfandher]

The way he's making fun of Serena's name, I-- 😂 this is great, thanks for the link. May edit for additional commentary.

Edit1: Lmao predicting Chuck's redemption arc tho

Edit2: if he knew that Bart faked his own death, reaction would be different haha

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DYLAN IS THE GOAT

[u/5ft8lady]

I just discovered this guy’s channel, he’s hilarious lol