r/CrackheadCraigslist · ONLY $499!?

the infinity sanitizer oh my god how's it gonna want to welcome back to easy peasy my name is Eckhart today we're even taking a look at our slash crackhead Craigslist armchair 500 bucks armchair the cat is not understood by yeah I see that ah a bench P they've been to put pew big dog crate quote-unquote $50.00 I don't want to know what they're using that crate for blackberry phone and never be used yeah it looks brand new actually yeah bling in 95 mask full protection from droplet and airborne illnesses trending and fashionable that's awful empty wine bottles 10 bucks I mean people do actually legitimately use wine bottles as decoration so Caribou 500 bucks free computer still works that looks like a laptop my friend and I don't think it does conjoin the goldfish crackers rare a thousand bucks selling my camo ps4 controller works someone alright the left stick doesn't work when moving up and l2 and r2 trigger on their own the controllers in good condition holds a charges should yeah I don't think it works somewhat alright if it doesn't work a little bit Lego obi-wan core no be sold free shipping yep it's mine old oven used to make crack back in the day it's got great reputation Yoda custom made mmm deer skull art 150 bucks that says 105 here and also I don't want it I don't think anyone does art $1.00 now two-headed stuffy doll my kids made my kids decided to repurpose their stuffies and make new creations I I'm alright personally I think I'll pass twisted tea earrings that's disgusting two-piece facemask no just get a normal face mask you idiot 3-speed fan a fan without a case just be careful with it it works fine just don't touch it feet picks ten bucks no now I'm half a blunt five bucks half one it's yours for a firm $5 looking for a reliable vehicle vehicle 1,500 bucks fish rock $1,000,000 perfect I'll take it food free I don't know I'm alright Kenmore fridge 75 bucks it's not cool everything else works fine wait friendship free you know what can't argue with that custom Gameboy pockets slightly damaged slightly just just slightly 42069 nice Nintendo GameCube 75 bucks used needs to be cleaned that's an ashtray ornament I found in my Gran's loft I despise this American Girl doll original American Girl doll gently used collector's item could use a little restore work occasionally says Church prayers in Reverse in Reverse dah screw that dinosaur head 650 bucks no headboard trust no B rent a Christian boyfriend for the holidays various home items free in stock just want to get rid of them okay 2020 Honda Accord okay are you gonna show the car sleep under my brother's horse horse warmth will keep you warm a bond will be formed I will only warn you once do not touch with the horse this hot dog couch 500 bucks hey everyone just moved here from Baltimore and the person who lived here before left this hideous but gorgeous if you buy it thing in the living room I am a vegan and cannot even look at him without gagging can pick up a Neptune Beach only serious inquiries please I I want that on ironically 1987 Toyota Camry Hummer Keurig coffee maker 40 bucks missing the top to the water holder other than that works perfectly oh well I mean okay key rack still for sale 500 bucks that's worth like 15 custom-made kid's toy 38 bucks yeah I know you'd be better off just getting like a bike or something snow blower 300 bucks great running snow blower used to seasons 300 bucks oval wife abandoned household running around took kids from home stole eight thousand dollars in taxes from household won't tell me where kids are likely going to be keeping out of school left and broke to wait for payday two weeks away raising money for lawyer Jesus Christ dude Olive Garden leftovers seven bucks leg twenty bucks just leg lighter 28 bucks that is ridiculous Jesus and Mary 260 pounds that is not Mary I'm making homemade masks inbox me to place your personalized mask before it's too late there's holes all over it matching chairs I don't care that the 20 bucks I don't care that they're matching they're torn to bits brand new bed only a few years old 500 bucks that's just disgusting stray meatball one stray meatball minimal hairs made with christ-like love and spite for my present form 20 bucks meet Damian no thanks I'd already know a Damian and he doesn't look like that melted crayon canvases perfect for kids room I mean at least I can tell what it's supposed to be props to that surviving minecraft Google Play this is a book the kid wrote it's on Google Play that's amazing minion coffin free kid sized my son grew out of it it just had it just in case monk heads one buck I'm I'm all right hmm I can't put my finger on it but I feel like this woman has a was a pretty good advertising strategy mummified animal bodies God that's my next Dell digital jukebox like iPod has 20 gigabytes charger included excellent condition will not erase buyer can delete if not your type of music I'm sorry but we are not getting rid of who let the dog you have to buy it with it on there I have a shower floor 60 bucks just try to get rid of it liquor bottle light up nightlight five bucks nipples pierced willing to take a woman to get her nipples pierced free of charge as a license shop I've done this in the past for other woman as well that doesn't sound right octopus figure model statue sculpture painted 20 pounds I wanted I want this right now painting one-of-a-kind isn't every painting though free anime babe angel painting and jalapeno cheese toes national reel mower 150 bucks needs work more of a parts machine but would work if new motor was installed uh-huh join me for some nude platonic conversation female only your place or mine that doesn't sound quite right homemade organic burrito nice and fresh dry than eating in the chicken was pink thought someone else buy like it yeah if I don't like this Rami someone else my trailer hitch snowplow free this is something though it's sold I don't think I've seen something on here that's that actually got sold vintage nude Polaroids by vietnam vet makes lady get freaky with rubber chicken okay police car light works good 70 bucks how did you get that princess potty chair dog food bull water dish one-of-a-kind art used ps3 remote 50 bucks need a gun works like new I want some proof I'm gonna need to see you using it 69 ramen flavor packets say it with me nice rare peanut 69 dollars oh nice part to used razor blades 20 bucks just a bag of them there got to be more than 1,000 blades in here gallon bag and pick reborn baby boy from Russia for sailor trade this I'm sorry does that say 1234 dollars in 567 cents it's got to be a joke it's got to be a joke I hate these things anyone want some free coaches you mean roaches yeah what she said ancient Roman bottle I don't I don't think that's what that is hundreds of rope controls rope controls someone was using a voice to text rustic table 80 bucks hmm $20 car / skateboard goes hard never seen one like it genuine vans display shelves 30 bucks why do you have those how do you have those portable crapper a thousand bucks no longer required good condition great for avoiding the terror happen or hook up and go just take it with you you don't have to pull off the side of the road you just well actually no you probably should but you know you can crap in privacy custom slippers 15 bucks with any words or pictures on them yeah let me just get like photos of my family on my slippers some chicken schnitzel 5 bucks no thanks snowmobile parts 8650 eight bucks that's ridiculous I mean is that what they're doing in the description they're listing all the parts off I I'm not reading all that out 10% off any supplies 16 bucks great thanks for the funny picture I guess 2003 Ford Terrace I'd like to see the car please armadillo seven thousand four hundred nineteen dollars I don't even know what to how do i commentate on this laugh for money looking for girls eighteen or older that's good willing to be tickled on your feet there's no nudity and this will be done in a neutral place that's that's so weird don't like this tooth out $89 teeth extraction I'll pull out your teeth with for $89 yep ashtray six bucks I'll do I would just get a new one van Gogh painting probably not the original one no definitely not because they don't see the town in the bottom right I don't what this are twenty dollars I don't want this are either couch 180 bucks small red wine stain but in good condition so quickly leaving the country tomorrow large baby yota plush handmade toy 14 inches he looks so disturbed and sad also god that's way too much and well that thankfully brings us to the end of our slash crackhead Craigslist thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the bells you get notified every time easy-peasy uploads and until the next one I'll see you around [Music]

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Id: tcRjmFQYEEU

Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 12 2020