r/Choosingbeggars "Why Won't You Give Me $90,000?!"

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where free is way too expensive on this next post op is a local graffiti artist who has done several high-profile murals and logos the choosing beggar is a restaurant owner who approached o.p to make a mural for the side of the restaurant hello melissa i'm sorry i haven't gotten back to you until now for the sign what we're looking for is something that stands out due to the location that it's in we were thinking something along the lines of modern graffiti art at the moment the sign isn't paid work however we can provide the necessary materials the scaffolding to ensure that you're safe we're also looking for local artists to hang pieces in our dining area under consignment if you're interested i would like to set up a meeting to look at your portfolio either tomorrow or early next week the part where this choosing beggar wants to like review op's portfolio is such a slap in the face because it's like so i want to make sure that you're good enough to paint but not good enough to actually pay ew also down in the comments of this thread pretty much half of the posts are trying to convince op to paint how should i put this imagine a forest but instead of trees it's male genitalia because hey they're not paying him anyways so what's the harm this next post is a conversation on twitter i'm annoyed by all the replies where people say that you should move so families can sit together on planes to those people i say parents can plan their flights just like everyone else if you don't like the seating when buying the tickets then don't buy the tickets get a different flight so because i chose to procreate i have to pay an extra 50 bucks a flight to supervise my three-year-old while you get to pay a regular fee and fly in peace if you're offered a comparable seed just be a decent person and move it's not like you're being asked to donate a kidney what airline made you pay an extra 50 bucks because you had a kid with you and what airline let you book a seat for a three-year-old that wasn't next to you it was delta when we traveled this summer we had four flights total and we would have had to pay an extra 25 per flight to choose seats we could guarantee that one of us would sit next to our three-year-old i am surprised by how many people on this thread realize that many airlines had this policy based on the replies the consensus on twitter seems to be the parent should have to pay more money than non-parents every time to fly to guarantee they sit with their kids and apparently most people don't realize that major airlines require extra money to book seats together but it's not just parents and children anyone who wants to sit next to a family member friend or travel companion has to pay more for reserve seating looking for child care i'm looking for child care for my one-year-old daughter preferably in the mason area it would be two to four days a week depending on where you're located monday through friday from 7am to 6pm i'm willing to pay 30 to 40 bucks a day and here's a picture so we don't get lost okay time to whip out the calculator 30 we'll average it out 35 bucks divided by 11 hours equals three dollars and 18 cents per hour nice they may as well just post seeking child predator or incompetent person to watch my baby for 11 hours a day thank you on this next post op's friend is competing in a beauty pageant and anyone can vote for the winner as many times as they want by paying one dollar per vote anyways op's friend sop to vote for her anything less than sixteen hundred dollars is a waste of money alameo you want me to vote sixteen hundred times yes lol you're a new york city lawyer and i'm your friend of over eight years who you wanna marry i mean if you would rather sponsor my gown or photo shoot let me know i mean if we were already dating or married then i would drop that in a heartbeat for you wow i cannot believe you but sixteen hundred dollars that's like i'm saving up to buy property that's like not a show of good faith you could send me money for my gown and photos i also need some lessons on walking etc when have i ever asked you for money in eight years this is an expensive investment man just like the standard choosing beggar stuff is bad enough but the fact that this woman is manipulating op's crush on her to try to essentially extort money out of him makes it 10 times worse hi hello okay one question are you an artist i'm just curious yes awesome okay i'm making my upcoming comic book and i only have the writing would you please draw the comic panels or just the concept sure but i do charge money well i don't have any money on me that's unfortunate i can't do it then why does everything have to require money because things take time and effort i know but will there be a date when you do something for the people like give back to the community i'm trying to be successful go to your local supermarket and ask for free candy and when they kick you out say try giving to the community and see how that goes one time i did and they actually gave me free candy isn't that surprising well i'm trying to be successful too and i sincerely doubt that they did we'll both be successful just help me out i am not going to do free art and why is that because i need money to save for an apartment and this is my only way of getting an income and it takes effort and time well what about getting a job yeah this is my job no like an in real life job huh this is my job it's how i get money no an in real life job like not drawing huh what's the difference working drawing isn't working no it isn't it's creativity that's what it is but it is a job it's how i get money animation studios are jobs not just creativity those people work also what about all the artists who work for games as i was saying i have an upcoming comic book i am not going to do it for free and you're not going to convince me to and why because it's my job i need the money i'm not gonna waste my time doing free work for someone i don't know but you get money from strangers online weird isn't it yeah i do it for the money i don't do free work but why because it takes time time that i'm not gonna waste on you anymore screw off if you're not gonna pay me you have a family your family will provide what you need and how do you know what my family will give me because i was just like you i'm not gonna do free work so screw off man do it yourself if you think art is just creativity i tried i can provide my own needs someone could do it provide me with creativity and i'll provide you something stop messaging me god damn i'm not gonna do free art or free creativity it's my job i need to afford things don't message anyone else this garbage it's so disrespectful how am i being disrespectful you're disrespecting your customer you are not my customer you haven't bought anything if you don't intend to buy anything then you're not a customer you're a beggar just use your hand and create something for me no f you language how come i made you so angry because you're asking for my services for free and i won't do them for free you're wasting my time i'm not gonna do free work for you i don't even know you so stop wasting my time in the future you'll know me there's always a process of knowing someone screw off man this conversation was funny at first but it's just annoying now how do you find this funny i'm gonna post this on r slash choosing beggars i can't anymore you should be ashamed of yourself i was your sole follower on twitter who are you on twitter you said that you're my sole follower but you're not even in my discord server my twitter handle is blank dude you just followed me no i didn't yes you did screw off lmao no i didn't i've been a fan for a long long long time yes you did i just got the notification it says your account was created this effing month i cheered you on since you were born do you even know me since i was born lmao f off you were born in 2002. i was born in 2006. no no that was a typo i meant 2006. no f off no i'm your brother now then provide me what i need what no you aren't my brother is in the room next to me yeah that's me texting you eff off you don't know me and i don't know you yes you do you help me draw no i haven't i was trying to draw but i failed because of you okay and would you draw for me no why i don't want to okay draw one character and then i'll leave you alone deal no then i'll keep pushing further this time more severely i'm just gonna block you blocking me will not escape me so if you're still listening to this this is not actually r talking this is your father yes your father in the next room who created this youtube video and has uploaded to this channel and i am very very disappointed in you that you haven't subscribed or hit the like button yet what kind of sun slash daughter did i raise okay so this next one is pretty wild and it comes from a so-called influencer on instagram who made a post asking people for money and then after people actually sent her money she posts this to all of you white non-black folk who send me less than ten dollars are you aware that i can see when you doordash every day go on vacation or buy a new tesla are you aware that ten dollars is nothing when i need seventy three hundred dollars so stop sending pennies and send tangible and transformative mutual aid i know that most of you can send more but you choose not to because you're anti-black rather than actually broke like myself stop playing video games and just be honest about how much you're unwilling to ensure that black folk can eat rest feel safe survive and matter and then later she posted i only got back on instagram to let you know that i still need to crowdfund because y'all refused to allow me to reach my goal yet i have to endure immense gaslighting threats of violence and just genuine bullying and phil thrown at me after i messaged all my followers and only made a hundred dollars today when i really need three thousand dollars i think i might just rethink giving y'all a patreon or cannabis classes y'all really don't deserve me and i want y'all to really start feeling it like i clearly have to wow okay wow imagine imagine sending someone five dollars like a total stranger just some influencer online and they ask for money so you send them five dollars and your reward for giving this person free money is they call you a racist and to punish you for your racism they threaten to not give a patreon class or cannabis classes what is cannabis classes am i too uncool to know what that is because i've got no i've got no idea what a cannabis class is is it a class on how to smoke weed because i don't smoke weed and even i know how to smoke weed you roll it in paper and then you smoke it right and why should anyone be stressed out about the fact that you're not gonna offer a patreon because clearly you're failing at crowdfunding anyways so what difference is it gonna make on this next post op owns a company that makes garages barns things like that this lady wants about ninety thousand dollars worth of doors on a horse barn she believes it's only worth ten thousand dollars and she says it'll be an advertising showcase for my business so she says that she should get eighty thousand dollars offer total i hope she loses my number and if you're like me and you're wondering how on earth could this person be winning ninety thousand dollars worth of doors op explains that garage doors are apparently really expensive so getting like 15 to 20 commercial size garage doors can easily cost that much basically this woman wanted a barn where each and every horse stall had its own individual garage door but still an 80 000 discount for advertising it's like when was the last time you went to someone's house and you were like wow your garage door is just incredible where'd you buy that thing because i've gotta buy a garage door like that for myself down in the comments we have this toy from fast walking short guy horse people are an oblivious breed they're usually old money i dated a girl for a year who was a scion of a local horse breeding family she didn't get that she was rich like rich rich i finally had to point out babe your horse's seam and is worth more than my family earns in a year before she understood it that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content check out my podcast where i publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 13min 37sec (817 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 24 2021