r/Choosingbeggars Pay Me $2,000/Month to Be my Slave!

welcome to r choosing beggars where you have an exciting job opportunity to be someone's full-time slave today's episode is sponsored by dragon city dragon city is a free-to-play mobile game that's available on all devices where you can collect thousands of different dragons with different elements and rarities to build your own dragon empire you get to collect food gold and gems to grow your city and become stronger one of the neat things about the game is that you can breed together two different dragons to get new dragon eggs and then hatch and feed your little dragons to evolve them then you train up your dragons and teach them new attacks to make them more powerful the game has pvp fights and arena fights where you can fight your friends or you can join an alliance to interact with other dragon masters the game is constantly growing and evolving with daily prizes weekly events and unlockable rewards if you're interested you can download the game for free by clicking the link in the description or by scanning the qr code not only will you be supporting my channel but you'll also get a special free starter pack of fifteen thousand food thirty thousand gold and the flame knight dragon op is selling personalized easter gnomes for five dollars each so i'd like to order four please yes ma'am any color preference for any of them i do take payment up front i can do facebook pay venmo or cash app the pickup address is blank and they'll be ready within a week okay geez hold up i don't want to butcher these names but i have no idea how to pronounce these taijinei and gray sevaya in pink taniya in green and leia another girl color and i'm not paying upfront sorry i don't care what other people have done but i'm not gonna give you my kids names to make them something personalized and not pay for it this isn't the first time that i've ordered them stuff with their names on it unfortunately i've been stood up multiple times and i no longer personalize anything without payment i understand your distrust though i gave you my home address i apologize well you are trying to stereotype me by what others have done and what do you mean you're the one who's not trusting anyone off of what other people have done that's not right no other business is going to do something for free without payment i apologize that's how i run my small business it's stated in my post wtf do you mean for free man get the f off my messenger because i am not asking you to do stuff for free and your post says nothing about paying up fronts so get on somewhere and good luck because you're just another karen you're in my inbox actually you're not god and who are you to judge everyone off of another's actions b-word have a great day yeah you two misses joke wow okay she was definitely definitely not going to pay uop either just stiff you entirely or just wait until after you created the custom item and then try to haggle the price down because what else are you gonna do with a customized item that you can't sell to anyone else our next reddit post is from skymoogle i work at a fast food restaurant i've seen my fair share of choosing beggars and often they're not too bad they just want something extra or they want something that we don't have anymore and they get mad about it like i said they're typically not too bad but this one guy really takes the cake we offer coffee at a reduced price for people over 65 years old that's just a little something extra that we like to do for the seniors this one guy let's call him john doe came in one day and he was standing behind one of these seniors and he heard about the reduced price for coffee john doe was then surprised when he had to pay the full price mind you john doe is nowhere near 65 years old i explained to him why this was and how it works he went off about how ridiculous it was that he had to pay full price because i'm a hard-working citizen and these elderly people do nothing else and sit around the entire day meanwhile the senior citizen was still just standing there while john doe went on this angry speech with some colorful language thrown in there as well it was almost embarrassing then john doe threatened to come back with a lawyer and said that he would sue us i'm sure that i'll win this because this is discrimination john doe said but then off he went with his coffee in his newspaper it took a while but eventually he came back without his lawyer and again he went on this rant how unfair it was that he had to pay the full price john doe explained how he went to another restaurant which was also owned by the same franchise as mine and he got his coffee for the reduced price there i once again explained to him that i can't do that because those are simply the rules that i have to follow he told me that he knew the supervisor of our restaurants and my supervisor had promised him that he would always get his coffee at the reduced price john doe said that next time he would have talked to my supervisor and my supervisor would have put me in my place i'm not an idiot so after this happened and upper management came in for the day i went to them and explained the situation they said no he has to pay full price he's not 65. luck would have it that my supervisor also came in on that same day and i told him about john doe the supervisor said i don't give coffee at a reduced price to non-seniors and even if i did it would have been a one-time deal a few months went by without ever seeing john doe then john doe showed his face again at our place yesterday before even trying to order a coffee he tried to recruit a senior to buy him a coffee so that he would get it at a reduced price the senior said he would so the senior ordered himself a coffee and an extra coffee as well i noticed this and i let the senior have his coffee at the reduced price but the other coffee at the full price so john doe begrudgingly gave the senior extra cash so he could cover the entire cost afterwards when john doe left i went to the senior and i explained the situation and how john doe had been acting towards us the senior already had a feeling that something was going on because he's a regular customer and he knows that i'm normally quite friendly today john doe showed up again and once again he tried to recruit the same senior to buy him coffee the senior explained to him that he wouldn't do that and told him why so john doe was mad and demanded to speak to me when i showed up at the front he once again went on a rant about how he knew the supervisor and he always got his coffee at a reduced price at the other place and how ridiculous this is now that the other place is temporary closed that he has to pay full price at our restaurant i told him that i spoke to my upper management and my supervisor and they both told me that he had to pay the full price then he just exploded you're calling me a liar i will now go to the other place and i'll tell them what happened here and when i come back you better watch yourself somehow he still bought us coffee but by this time i was just done with him i once again told my upper management what happened and how the guy had been acting they were firm and said he has to pay the full price and if he doesn't like it and goes off again then you can kick him out but here's the big twist it turns out that at the other restaurant he does get his coffee at a reduced price however the current upper management there doesn't know how or why it's done because it's happened before they were there so when i heard this i felt my stomach drop i knew that he would be back tomorrow to yell at me again and they were gonna tell me that i had to give it to him at a reduced price but no i had it wrong my supervisor told us that we should not give him coffee at the reduced price furthermore the other restaurant is now gonna also refuse to give it to him at the reduced price as well so now he has to pay full price everywhere down in the comments we have this post from criticism shot ugh i'm a baker and we have a guy coming every couple of weeks he buys a loaf of sourdough and without fail he asks the price and then whines that it's too much and it's not real sourdough and that it's better in italy i live and work in australia it's about a half hour lecture every time like mate no one cares you're welcome to go to italy and buy some of it so much better but at this shop this is what we have and this is what it costs so you can either buy it or not no one cares and we've all heard this several times before he always buys the loaf anyway and it's never gained him a thing i don't understand why he does it post it to craigslist two thousand dollars for a three bedroom eighteen hundred square foot lovely home for rent during summer months we're looking for someone to rent our lovely house and foster parent our long-haired miniature dachshund charlie in east blink for approximately two months this summer from june 5th to august 12th our ideal renter is a responsible single couple or small family who will take scrupulous care of our home and who will enjoy looking after the chickens and quail with regular feeding and watering and the garden with watering harvesting and a little weeding when necessary moving is one of the most miserable experiences who would want to move only to have to move out two months later and two thousand dollars rent with a chore list on top of that who would take that tinder profile his name is a minus for some reason he's a 38 year old straight man who's six foot tall he doesn't smoke doesn't drink doesn't do marijuana he doesn't have pets and he's looking for women my self-summary listen i'm gonna cut to the chase i'm probably not what you're after i'm just looking for someone intelligent to spoon and shoot the [ __ ] with maybe that sounds sketchy or needy or whatever but that's about as open as i care to be no offense for the record no i don't have a wife who hates me or a girlfriend i'm cheating on or anything like that i know that means 99 of the women on here are basically done reading and i don't blame you because you're probably after something more meaningful or long lasting i get that if you're somehow crazy enough that this might appeal to you then awesome but i'm not holding my breath if you want to read the best profile on here you can keep going you've been warned hey so you probably looked at a bunch of other douchebag profiles rights and this is the part where i'm supposed to impress you so i stand out from the rest right i'm supposed to grab your attention by telling you how i'm into mountain climbing i'm not or how i once saved an old lady from a burning car i never have or how i can speak 14 different languages i can't well guess what i'm not that interesting if i was they would have put me in beer commercials or something wanna know what i can do i can have an intelligent conversation with you and not mention my penis or your boobs i know i know it's difficult but i can do it i can also spell i can type in complete sentences and i can even take a picture of myself with my shirt on oh that's still not enough to impress yet god what a diva okay fine since you're still playing along i'll tell you a bit more about myself here are some things that i have a job a car a college degree my own bank account and all my teeth here are some things i don't have a girlfriend or wife a baby mama a criminal record or a drug or alcohol problem yay sleeping in mismatched bra and panties burning hot showers milk and cookies walking around in underwear accents nay wet bath towels teenage pregnancy anything country except reverse cowgirl tobacco [ __ ] halloween costumes too much makeup stinky pets pics of you boozing it up skanking it up flipping the bird flipping the double bird pics of your kids or pics of you after one of those stupid color runs or warrior dashes or tough mudders or whatever i don't want to see your attempts at subtle but desperate shots of your cleavage i don't want to see your social media no god dammit i do not want your instagram mushrooms the word swag the word foodie pretty much anyone born between 1990 and 2000. now doesn't that make me more unique than like 99 of the guys you've come across yes yes it does listen i'm not for everybody i'm not super attractive i'm not ripped i don't like going out and i'm not going to spend my entire bank account on a fancy handbag for you i'm not your prince charming or your soulmate or whatever other stupid cliche you've heard before we're not gonna have a midnight passionate love affair and we're not gonna get married and we might not even get lunch together even though i could totally afford to buy but if you can get past all that then maybe we can kill some time together because even though i come off like a total dick i'm actually a pretty nice guy maybe even too nice and besides if you're still reading there's probably something wrong with you and if there's probably something wrong with you that means we'll probably get along now quit stalling and say hello dammit why did this guy write his name as a minus because he's looking more like an f minus this guy basically just wrote an angry essay about all the douchebags on this dating app and then ended it with but actually i'm a really nice guy and the best thing about me is i don't have to talk about boobs or penises but also i'll mention my favorite sex position i mean i will say that at least in his defense he's honest about how he has literally nothing to offer looking for a reliable babysitter hello i'm looking for a babysitter to watch my 14 month old son from monday to thursday alternating friday to saturday from the hours of 8 am to 4 30 pm you'll need to travel to my home in for rockaway queens so it would probably be best that you drive i need you to be reliable also you have to be good at cleaning because he takes a few naps throughout the day so you'd be cleaning during this time i'm paying 300 off the books to start if interested please leave a message with your work experience by the way if you're wondering the math on this this comes out to seven dollars an hour by the way this is in new york where the minimum wage is almost double that you've received a new email hello my name is blank i'm a wrestler and i love your content i want to support you in my upcoming tournaments so can you send me any merchandise to represent the brand i would take anything you have to offer hi choosing beggar thanks for the notes if you really want to support us then please consider buying some gear we're a small family owned company and every little bit helps thanks way to be a jersey all i was asking for was a sticker at the most but you have to be a weasel thanks but your company service is worse than your sucky company is i'm not sure what it means to be called a jersey but i can only assume that it's not a good thing in your opinion i'm sorry that the fact that we sell products for money offends you that definitely wasn't my intention the fact that you went from loving our brand and offering to support us to feeling that we're a sucky company with bad service in the span of just a few hours is very disappointing and for that i sincerely apologize i wish you the best of luck in your wrestling career p.s i'd really like to get some unbiased feedback on how this interaction went to see how we can better serve our customers so i'm gonna post it on reddit so we can get feedback from our audience i'll let you know how that turns out thanks that was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content check out my second channel where i publish additional reddit content also check out my podcast where i publish the exact same episodes remember to download dragon city for free by clicking the link in the description or by scanning the qr code my code will get you 15 000 food 30 000 gold and the flame knight dragon also by downloading the game you'll be supporting my channel so i'd really appreciate it

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Length: 16min 53sec (1013 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 20 2022