RARE INSULTS #34

ah guys be so ugly and be in my dms like sir please you making my eyes up bye yeah keep talking oh no they did they didn't disgraceful conduct sir i challenge you to a handball match for this lady's honor meet me at her forehead it whoa whoa whoa i can't meet you there like give me a more specific place everyone my name is jacob walk to rare insults where i think there's a quarter of a million of us right subscribe to the channel 250k or 249k somewhere like that i think we could all just about fit on that forehead just just i'm sorry that's me we're looking at rare insults rare insults nice apparently only black people can use the afrofun hairstyle i really hate social media they basically want segregation back yes we do ah bruh that must feel pretty bad being less politically correct than someone with a punisher profile pig come on it really you don't you you really don't hey this guy is actually a cyclops and he recently just got the jewel eye surgery yeah you gotta make it into two it looks pretty good for cyclops found this while watching the game spot review of cyberpunk 2077. ah kaylee the type to look down at the controller when it says press any button to start oh where's the anyone yeah and these are the people that are reviewing games they're like hmm well you know i don't think the the gameplay is that good because yeah because you can't work a controller damn girl you finna put vacuums out of business sucking the humor out of things like that i want to see the context here please like how could you murder someone like that i think i remember seeing this on a post where someone said when the coronavirus is over what's the first thing you'll do book a trip somewhere can't wait to travel overseas again i want to travel to nebraska to see the crane migration i heard they are beautiful derpy birds and i would love to go on a road trip to enjoy their antics myself i want to travel to nebraska wow a brand new sentence no one has ever said that before while we're on the topic of nebraska actually i've been meaning to ask this is nebraska real you're right is there anyone from nebraska and don't lie is it real i don't think it is i think it's made up by just random yeah i don't think it's real textbooks made it up just saying this nurse realized that the last time she met her new co-worker doctor was when she cared for him years ago as a premature baby oh wow dude never grew into that hairline ah sad i wonder how she recognized him though she was just like wait a sec the hell i i know you aha you look like the villain from a low budget karate kid knockoff he's gonna be defeated at the end of the movie just takes time it finally clicked in my brain why i have such an aversion to looking at jeff bezos face you got him there and then oh oh he looks like earthworm jim doing captain pickard cosplay wait earthworm gym and then yeah i can kind of see that i'm starting to get mistaken for justin bieber now look at that uncanny yeah but his eyeballs have different social security numbers oh he kind of looks like the ice age baby justin bieber had maybe and then just the ice age baby this was on a wannabe musician's video marilyn manson if he sucked at everything ah yeah i had a guy in this video removed his rib so he could suck this heart god that poor musician that's trying he's like no no i'm not doing this again ben 10 the meat canyon version gwen out here looking like she just made the geneva convention the geneva suggestion no no no no no it's made in place you can't it's not a suggestion gwend if khloe kardashian entered a khloe kardashian look-alike contest i'm not sure she'd even be in the top 10. if you've ever looked at a picture of her i don't even know i don't know what it is just looks different every time jake paul video jake is the type of person to throw a rock at the ground and miss oh okay how would you even miss that i mean he'd probably find a way let's be real oh just start uh no it's on seven you freaking unglazed toaster strudel just wait for ten people just wait for ten and then we can start this little fatty is savage okay giraffe your neck is longer than a cvs receipt imagine you just like scrolling facebook you're like oh you know what i'm gonna comment on that one and then some like nine year old kid just insults your neck and compares you to a cvs receipt of everything a cvs receipt hey man can you do the economics of why my wife left me economics explained replies sure steve from across the road had more productive potential she was simply seeking the highest utility value for her investment of time police teased a wanted thief after he tried to evade capture by disguising himself with a pair of glasses ah-ha invisible i don't even see him in the second big chat his ears really said nemo oh one big one one small wow ellen degeneres test positive for coronavirus and pauses production oh yes finally something positive about her i don't think anyone cares not gonna lie as sad as it is you know everyone's getting coronavirus it's a bad thing it's ellen it's just aland nintendo uk says what's your favorite piece of music from the legend of zelda series uh this one is a banger video unavailable because it contains content from nintendo who blocked it oh wow literally i've seen so many people get their videos just removed because nintendo is a sucky company miami's most legendary playboy he looks like he snorted half of bolivia god that's a big nose as well you can snort a lot from that aha she looks like the stereotypical british chef girl yeah i think that's what the video is about it's she'd be looking like a microwave jeffree star mixed with kim kardashian i think that's what most british girls go for i don't know why but yeah it's pretty accurate another jake paul video yay i set this song as my alarm ringtone and now i wake up before the set time their body is just like no no no do not let that go please turn it off before we go oh a cup video with this guy i've seen this guy before the dude looks like he had a fight with the shower hose and lost look it's wrapped around him and it's just like yeah okay maybe he won actually the wires are just out the other day i started writing an office romance but quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like wait as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance why come on if you're gonna write about an office romance right at least know about the offices like fair enough you might not have been in a romantic relationship it's tough sure but if you don't know about offices why what's the point i guess you can make it up make it fantasy whoa he looks like rhett obi-wan kenobi and pewdiepie all at once hey i'd say that's a compliment those three guys are all pretty good looking so nice okay we have this guy there are no atheists modern westerners who self-identify as atheists are actually just old-school pantheists they're also largely communist totalitarians just not by self-identification hey i'm guessing you look a lot like your profile picture i don't even know what any of that means i just like the the monkey funny kids these days have it easy yeah that's the point that's the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self-absorbed puddle of blank usps inquiry problem receiving mail no delivery attempt my mail was delayed over seven days i paid 110 for priority and it took eight days to get my parcel from downtown san francisco to san francisco airport a distance of 14.8 miles a turtle could have done that in four days seriously i looked it up an ordinary box turtle cruises at .17 miles per hour it could have made it from the rincon center post office to the cargo terminal of sfo in 87 hours the united states postal service took 179 hours to make the same trip and i had to wait a line in the post office there was no line at the turtle store i could have popped in bought a turtle struck the parcel to its shell and it would have gotten there in less than half the time can i get a refund here a partial refund a complimentary box of turtle food anything this is my kind of complaint i love the research that went into this like come on eight days or 110 dollars no yeah i want a full refund i also want a free turtle like if i'm getting a turtle i may as well get to keep the turtle right so click on screen and get a turtle there's no total promised but you might get a turtle it might arrive in 79 hours or however long it was click and you'll get the turtle nice

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 118,933

Rating: 4.9612122 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: rdInTomWVJQ

Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 13 2020