- We're makin' taco snowballs, y'alls! - Let's talk about dat. (upbeat music) Good mythical morning. - Now, I haven't shaved
since the summer of 2016, but that all changes today. - Uh huh. - Ice shave, that is! Yes, today, I'm not gon be shavin' this. I ain't gonna do dat, but
we're gonna be shaving all kinds of weird
stuff with this bad boy. - And that is a big, big, bad boy, but my thing about shaved ice is that I've always viewed it as like
the step child of desserts-- - Yeah, okay. - It's my least favorite,
and I don't eat it. I don't eat my step children. - Yup, and you don't have any. - (chuckles) Because I don't have any. - But, okay the fact
that it's not that great is not gonna be a problem because we're not gonna be
using this thing as intended. We're about to take this
thing on a wild weird ride. (playful music)
It's time for Putting Things in Things,
Ice Shaver edition. - I'm not a sponsor, but
tell us about this thing. Give us the stats man--
- It's got a handle. - You know how guys like
to talk about their motors? - Well before the guys
talk about the motors, I'm gonna tell you. Link, don't stick your hand in here-- - In here?
- And don't stick your hand in here ever.
- In here? - Because, unless you want
your finger to be shaved. Okay, this is the Zeny commercial
industrial quality ice shaver. This has 2,500 RPMs-- - Not a sponsor. - And a shaving capacity
of 440 pounds an hour. That means if you can find
440 pounds of something, and you had an hour (chuckles), you could shave it all! (playful music) - Obviously, this thing is
great for shaving some H2O, but what about T-A-C-O? So, we're gonna make some
frozen tacs snow cones. - First of all, I'm
just gonna start it up. - Turn it on.
(humming) Now, that's got a hefty hum to it. - 2,500 RPMs, do not stick
your hand in there, okay? I know how you are. - Wow, I see that thing
spinnin' in there, man. - Here we go, I'm gonna throw
this chunk of beef in there. - Let it slide. Let it slide. (thud) There we go. - I'm gonna send some beef your way. - Look at that. (rattling) - [Link] Okay.
- Okay, there, oh, there that's, look at that beef! - That's pretty good. - Ooh that's, I like the
consistency of that beef. (rattles) Whoa, that's so pleasing! - I mean, it looks like
pencil shavings (laughs). - Well, we still got more. Might as well just-- (rattling) - [Link] Oh my goodness, okay, okay. - That's all the beef. - Yeah, that's, there's plenty, that's probably too much
beef, my friend, all right. - There's a lot of beef on me too. - Look it, now-- - Cheese! You're a cheese man? You gotta put the thing under there-- - Don't yell! This is intense! I don't want to accidentally
put my hand in there. - Okay, I'll do it then. Here we go. (rattling) - [Both] Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Those cheese blocks really-- (deep rattling) Yeah! - [Link] Oh that's good! - Okay, third? - There's only two of us. (rattling) - Whoa! That is a good sound. (rattling) - Man! - Man, that's-- - It's so satisfying! - Now, frozen cheese-- - We gotta do somethin' about that. - That's a good idea. - Just throw just like onion, tomato,
(rattling) and lettuce, just, yeah. And then again, we gotta be ready for it. - I really didn't want, oh, whoa! - [Rhett] It took it a while to get to the other ingredients. - Is that onions? - That's all onion-- - Right here.
- [Rhett] There's tomato. Okay, okay, okay, move that one, 'cause that's the one I want. It had no tomato. Hit me. - That's it, I don't know what happened. - Oh we gotta-- - I think it was just all comin' out. - We gotta use a, yeah, just
kind of like sandwich it. I mean this, this really looks like snow
freakin' cone material. - Man, the way it did
that lettuce at the end. Get a nice good bite now. - Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy! Woo it's cold, woo! - I mean don't it feels like summer now. Summer's officially here! Ming it. - And sink it. (crunching) - Oh! - Oh, it's so crunchy. It's so crunchy! Just when you thought a taco couldn't get crunchy in
every part of itself. - It did. - It went and did it. And the weird thing is that
it melts in your mouth. - [Link] Oh yeah--
- Like an M&M (chuckles). - Yeah, I guess. It tastes like an M&M. - I think this could be big in Alaska. You know what I'm sayin', they don't know. - I think they already know. (playful music) Elmo loves to be tickled, but did you know he
also loves to be frozen and shredded (chuckles)? (Elmo laughing) - See look, he's already enjoying himself. - Yeah, yeah, you've been
spending some time in the freezer? Now you're ready to go-- - [Elmo] (laughing) Oh boy! - Yeah, exactly. - So, I think-- (shaking and laughing sounds from Elmo) - Whoa! Oh, he's getting scared now. - That is a proper emotional response to what is about to happen to you, Elmo. (Elmo laughing) Now, he's cold everywhere, but his legs were actually
dipped in water and frozen, so-- - He looks like he's got some ice toes. - [Rhett] This is what happens when you walk on frozen lakes, kids. - All right, so... Maybe we cross the legs? - [Elmo] (laughing) That tickles. - Yeah, it's gonna tickle a lot buddy. Shut up for a second. (humming) He's shakin' now. - Don't stick your hands in there. - I'm not! My hands not goin' in there. - I'm just worried about you. - Thank you.
(beep) - Here we go. (deep humming) Oh yeah! Don't worry, he's okay. (beep) - Yeah! (humming) (laughs) (beep) - Whoa, what? Did we just loose everything? We lost power? (beep) You pushed him so far down,
it got to his internal organs, and the spirit of Elmo left him and entered into the building. And everything, all the power went out. - Took the light with 'em. - Let's see what actually
happened in here. - Okay. - I just don't think
he's quite long enough. - We just got one foot shaved. - We just shaved him a little bit. Just shaved a foot a little bit. - Think about how that felt. - [Elmo] Oh boy!
Would you like to see your friend get shaved? He's got smaller legs. Let's go with the Cookie Monster. - What does Cookie Monster say? - [Cookie Monster] Oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Me love cookies! - (chuckles) Okay, hey! There's some cookies in
there, Cookie Monster! - So--
(humming) Maybe push his... His legs are smaller so, let's see if he turns the lights out. (deep rattling)
- Oh, here we go. - [Elmo] (laughs) That tickles! (rattling) - Oh yeah, there we go! Nothings comin' out. (beep) Can you use this thing? - It doesn't help. (beep) (screaming) (beep) - [Both] Oh! - A big ol fluff came out! A lot of Elmo and Cookie Monster-- - Yeah, yeah, now keep pushing. (beep) - Don't look away, son. You're gonna watch this happen. (beep) But looking at this. - [Elmo] (laughs) That tickles! - You know what would really be twisted is feeding him himself. - [Elmo] (laughs) Oh boy! - Taste good, doesn't it? - Let's see if the Cookie Monster, if he's still doin' okay. - [Cookie Monster] Oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Me love cookies! (laughs) (playful music) - Before we taste these strange snowcones, wanna let you know that our novel, "The Lost Causes of Bleak Creek" is in a floppy paperback
version so if you like-- - So floppy. - If you like floppy stuff, then you wanna get this. Go to bleakcreek.com. There's lots of new things in the back. There's some new features
like Q and A with us, there's a reader's guide, there's-- - Quiz.
- A quiz. Lots of fun, and it's floppy. Bleakcreek.com. - Okay, now for this round,
we didn't do the grinding. What has been shaved here is a complete fast food meal, and we're going to eat it and then 3, 2, 1, guess which
restaurant it came from, and if you get it wrong, you have to eat whatever's
gonna be in the next round, which is gon be nasty. Lot of brown, lot of white. - [Link] White.
- A little bit of green, okay. I wanna get this over with. Let's do it. Oh, it's very bready. - Ah! - Oh, that's bad. - How did it get so bad? I guess when we put it through
the ice shaver, it got bad. - Ew, okay-- - [Woman] You ready? - We're getting me and Rhett
don't have to taste it anymore? We're guessing the restaurant?
- [Woman] Yeah. You're guessing the restaurant. Here we go. 3, 2, 1. - McDonalds.
- Burger King. - [Woman] Let's see a little video. It's gonna give you the answer. (humming and rattling) - [Link] Uh, it's a happy meal, isn't it? (rattling) Where's that, oh. (rattling) Ah, McDonald's happy meal, Chase! With a morose look on your face, Chase. Were you sad to be grinding? - [Chase] I was very sad. - Well, the good news is-- - Okay, that means I gotta eat whatever-- - What, you thought it was Burger King. You gotta eat the nasty in the next round. - I just thought it was nasty, but what we're gonna eat next is nasty. - Ugh.
(playful music) - Okay Rhett, next up, you gotta eat something
more horrifically named than Elon Musk's new child. This is going to be the penis colada 'cause this is a frozen bull penis. - God, what it just looks like a old cane or something (chuckles). - (laughs) It's a cane
that got really sad. - [Rhett] Why does the bull
gotta get all the penis? - [Link] I just don't wanna, okay. - Is that what, that's the end? It looks like a shoe. (laughs) It looks like a wooden shoe. I mean, I've never looked-- - Yeah, it's Dutch. All right, here, (chuckles) turn it on. - This one's for The Netherlands. Okay, here we go. (humming) - I mean... I wonder if I should... (rattling)
- [Both] Oh! - God, oh! I immediately grabbed my own crotch. (thuds)
- [Both] Oh gosh! (screams) - This is a nightmare! (rattling) (screaming) I can't take it anymore. - Oh look, just the tip! So far, it's just the tip. - Oh my God! - And we could almost get
the whole thing filled up. - Ugh! - So far, it's just-- (screaming)
(beep) (screaming) (beep) (rattling suddenly stops) - Ugh, some went in my mouth! (screaming)
(beep) Well, we reached a new low. - I'ma tell you right now, I know you can't smell it (chuckles), but the smell of penis is filling the air. (penis hits the floor)
- You wouldn't think it, would come from a frozen, oh gosh. - Now, I want you to lick dat. - I'm gon do what, just because I didn't
know it's from McDonalds, this seems like a unfair punishment. - Yeah, that's how this show works. - What kind of justice is this? - What kind of show is this? - Don't touch it! Get your own penis cone (chuckles)! - Lick the cow wiener. - (gags) Oh my lord,
when I smell that thing, just smell it. (gagging and screaming) - (screaming) Your beard's shaking. Melts in your mouth and in your hand. - When you get a little piece of it... I think that's the... That's how you take penis
just a little bit at a time. (playful music) - Now, we're gonna have a
little black light party with some shaving and 'cause
we got our makeup on-- - Oh yeah we do. - And we've got some scorpions here. If you take a look at that scorpion, normal black scorpion, and
then if you hit the lights, that thing turns freaking into turquoise. And we got some tonic water
here, which should also glow. Let's bring-- - Lower the lights. - And let's start with some ice. - I mean look at that glow-- - That is so cool. - All right, hit me with some tonic ice. (humming) (ice clunks) - Goin' in there. I wasn't speaking 'cause I
was concentrating so hard. - Yeah, I'm gon push her down. - Push her in. - Here we go, all right. (rattling) All right, here, let's see this, let's see this for a sec. If you just look at the
glow in front of my shirt, it's pretty glowy, but we gotta take these scorpions, those turquoise bad boys and just throw those in there. - That is the species
that we're dealing with, turquoise bad boys. (rattling) - Oh, that's gonna taste good. - You didn't die in vain, boys! (light rattling) - Oh, that's pleasant. Oh gosh! - Here, lemme give you another ice cube. - Oh look how much scorpion's just sittin' on top right there. - All right, here. Push those in there. (rattling) Just to push the scorpion out. (rattling)
Oh, no stop! Nope, it's not working. Okay, so, if you... So we've got-- - Man, there's a lot of scorpion juice. Did you see that? Look how turquoise it is. - We got a lot of scorpion
on the top of this thing. I'll bite off of this side,
you bite off the other side? - I don't understand
the science behind this. - Ah, (screams)! - Why, scorpions, how did
they evolve this particular-- - [Link] Oh!
- You're in trouble? - (choking) Scorpion tastes horrible. - Why is it so hard? (nervous laughter) It's so bitter, my God (spits). - Bring the lights up! It's over, it's over! We had our fun with this ice shaver. Now I need some 1-on-1
time to bond with Elmo. - All right, don't try this at home, but if you do (chuckles),
you know, invite us. It'll be a snow cone party. - (laughs) Thanks for subscribing
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Its hilarious how without the entire crew, the past episodes has all these cuts and error scenes. I couldnt stop laughing, and then the black out was such good timing
I love how it cut from Link loading the penis and screaming to Rhett loading the penis and screaming.
Fun fact: my grandpa used to have a novelty cane made of bull penis. My dad got it for him. At first he wouldn’t touch it, but eventually he started walking around with it and handing it to people to admire just to see their reaction when he told them what it was made of.
My thoughts during this episode:
" quarantine was hard on them"
"I would never be able to explain this to anyone i know"
This was a highly enjoyable episode! Lots of fun segments stuffed in, and lots of humorous moments. There's nothing like watching two former engineers scream like Vikings while trying to shove a bull penis into a snow cone machine...
I am sad that they didn't try and put a Furby in the ice shaver. I get sick pleasure from watching them try and mutilate that early 2000s nightmare.
Horrifying and amazing.