- Today's episode is sugar
and spice and everything vice. - Let's talk about that. (bright upbeat music) (flames crackling)
(air whooshes) "Good Mythical Morning." - Today we find out how
many cranks it takes to crush random things in a vice. This vice. - And today's episode is
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for sponsoring this episode. - Now I love the idea of crushing enemies and rising to the top, but today we're just going to crush other things. It's time for "Putting Things
in Things: Vice Edition." We're gonna stick things in
the jaws of this here vice, and then we're gonna crank her
until that thing is no more because as far as I know that's what you're supposed to do with a vice. - Yes, now we're gonna be making this into a friendly competition as well. Whoever gets closer to
guessing how many cranks it takes to break the thing, gets a point, and if you guess the
exact number of cranks, you get a bonus point. The winner will get a
framed photo of themselves with their celebrity crush. Get it, crush. - Ooh. (upbeat rock music) After this round, will
jawbreakers hence fourth be known as vice-breakers? Let's crank her up and find out. What, and also who in their right mind would
put this in their mouth? It's huge.
- Me. I did it all the time as a child. - It's like a ball gag. - I never did have one this big. You have to lick it for a while
before it gets small enough. - Okay, so how many cranks does it take to break a jawbreaker? - We need to write this down
because if I know your guest, then I'm just gonna like hedge you out and go one above or
below or vice versa, so. It's the hardest of candies? (assistant laughs) - (laughs) No, it's not. - Okay. Now what if we guessed the same thing? - Then we're on the same team. Winners or losers together. If we guessed the same
thing, we have to say if it's higher or lower
if it's not actually it. - Okay, I guess. Alright, I've said four cranks. - I said two. - Oh dang, son. - Yes, son. - You know what? - You can't change it. - I don't want to change it. - I don't wanna change it. ♪ I don't wanna change ♪ - Okay, so we discussed this ahead of time in terms of like what counts as a crank. - I'm gonna get down
right here next to it. - So one full revolution
of course is one crank, but if it breaks any time
during the next crank, that counts as two cranks. - What? - So whatever crank your in,
- What? - Counts as the crank that you're in. - What? - Here we go. - Now you get to do your two cranks, and then when it gets to
four, I want to crank. - Here we go, here's the first crank. - Uh-oh, it's already
giving me some resistance. - [Both] Oh! - Okay, so that's one crank. (bell dings)
- What's this? Jawbreaker?
- I wanna finish it off. - Whoa look at that though.
Hold on, I'm not protected. - Oh, finish it off. - Look at this. - This is the fun that's
inside of a jawbreaker, Link. - Look at that. It's like a freaking geode. - This is why you put
the thing in your mouth to get the surprise. (upbeat rock music) Can openers can really be a pain, but can this can of tuna withstand my hand when I turn the vice. (studio laughs) - So we've got a can of tuna - There it is, Link.
- in the vice. It's right there in the vice. - That thing's good 'til August 16, 2021! Why we gonna ruin it? - 'Cause we got to squeeze it. - We've got a whole year of tuna. I don't know, in
retrospect, that jawbreaker, I should have said one. - Yeah. - So now am I gonna go low with this? - But this is 'til the juice comes out, and not just, I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about the can. Until the juice comes out of the can. So that's an aluminum can. That's gonna crush somewhat. So I think it's gonna be-- - Is it gonna stay? I don't know, juice seems
to come out a lot quicker than it would totally destroy. I want to see-- - What you know about juice coming out? - I want to see tuna come out. I've open cans before. Got caught red-handed. Oh, ah, shoot. - Hey, now he can't guess. He doesn't have a pen. - That joke wasn't worth
losing my marker over. Thank you, Lucas. Mm, help me out here. - Ooh, wow. - What do you, scream it to me. Scream it to me from the future. Which is your present.
- Okay, I got a guess. Alright, I got a guess too. You know what? If it was broke, don't change
it 'cause it'll get fixed. Four.
- Four. - Oh, okay. So now, - Four boys. - Now are you willing to
change for the sake of no tie? - Are you willing to change
for the sake of no tie? I'm willing to change to three. - Yeah, three is I think,
three's a good guess. - Are you changing to three? - No, I'm staying with four. It came down to three or
four, I want with four, but. - Can I do the honors this time? - Do the honors. - Okay. - I just think it's
gonna give quite a bit. - Commencing crank of tuna can. - It's until the juice comes out. - You said that. - Until the juice comes out. - Okay. - So that's one. - Uno. Now it's. - Not a lot happening. - It's pushed in over here now. - It's not a jawbreaker. Now how long am I gonna crank until? - Until I am right (laughs). - One and a half. - You can just go ahead
and go, I mean it's. - Two. Not doing anything?
(studio laughs) Any juice coming out? - No juice, man, no juice. Alright now. Three. - Up, up, up, up, up, up.
- Up, up, up. Nothing. Hold on, hold on. I think juice might be about to come out. - Yeah, well, if it comes
out anytime after this, I win because this is the fourth crank. - I'm just saying, I think juice is about to come out before I crank, not because I guessed three. - How long you want to wait? - I'm willing to wait as long as it takes for juice to come out. - Well, we might be
here until August, 2021. (studio laughs)
- Oh, dang, man. - I don't know why that would be the case. - Alright, shoot, man. I went on the wrong side. - Fourth crank. - Ooh. - No juice! - We're going for five cranks, y'all. This is getting real. Boop. - No juice!
- Five. Hold on, man, give it a minute. - Juice comes up instantly, man. - Look at that. - Juice, it's not like a gel. - [Assistant] Yeah, to clarify, we are looking for instant juice, so. - Instant juice. So how many cranks is that? - Five.
- Five, okay. This is the sixth crank. - You've won, brother. - Thank you. - Now it's just about
the juice coming out. Boop. Six. - Is it getting hard? Why are you, just you're
taking it too long. Just come on, crank it. - Seven. Dang. - It's gonna happen
instantly when it happens. - Eight. Oh, it's starting to push this way. - Yep, you're right. - Nine cranks! Dang, man. We've more than doubled
our original guess. Going for double-digit cranks. Ten cranks! - Oh, oh, oh, oh. Juice juice juice juice
juice, guys, there's juice! - A little bit of juice,
but let's go for a lot of! (both scream) Oh! (studio laughs) It's spurting! - That's instant juice. - It's getting on our crushed-velvet. Get it? - Alright, I win.
(bell dings) - That thing spurted, not just juiced. (upbeat rock music) - Next up we have the last
remaining copy in the world of my big musical hit,
the "Booty Knot" song. - Aka, the massage song. No, let's not destroy it! Okay, alright. Alright, I'm ready. - This is until it's completely broken. - It just breaks. I mean completely broken. It's just gonna break, completely, yes, probably. It'll probably fall out of the. I think it's one. - I said two. - Okay, alright crank it up. - Alright, here we go! I'm gonna go a little
bit faster than you did, but I do think this is
gonna be pretty fast. Here we go. - Come on. Oh, that's one.
- That's one. - Stuff's starting to fall out. - But that doesn't count as broken. - Nope. - That does, maybe? - Nah, I think it's gotta-- - (laughs) Yes! Give me both points!
(bell dings) Give me one
- Dang, son. - for beating you and one
for being exactly right. Whoa, that was exciting! I love the way you rub my bootie knot! (upbeat rock music) - How many cranks does it take to completely decapitate
this porcelain doll? - So this is the point where - Completely decapitated. the body falls off of the perch. - Man, I mean that's. - Hmm.
- Hmm. Porcelain doesn't have much give. - No, it doesn't. - I said two. - I said three. - Oh, dang it. - You might. - You blocked me in again though. - Well, maybe you blocked me in. - Yeah, maybe if I won. Can I do the honors? - Yeah, crank her, Neil. - Hey, girl. Hey, girl, any last words? - I would be lying to you if I said this wasn't going to hurt. Alright, here we go with. Oh, that sound. That's one.
- One, okay. Oh my gosh, look at her face. - Oh, she looks so pretty. (studio laughs) - Her chin's about to come off. - I think she's gonna, I think she might fall in this crank. I think you might get
two points here, Link. - (groans) That sound. Oh. - Nope, nope, nope. - Come on. - You can't be shaking it. You can't be shaking it, cheater. - Look at her wide-open face. - Looks like she opened up her mouth. - She's like. - Alright, lay a hand, man.
- Get you to crank. - Man, she is resilient. - Okay, three. Alright, that means I'm not, I win, but I'm definitely not right on the money. Now let's just go for broke. - That's wicked. Four.
- Four. - Five.
- Five. - Good gracious. Six. - She's starting to lean. - Oh, the sound is driving me nuts. Seven. Oh my gosh. Everybody's turning away back there. - [Both] Eight. Oh! - Watch yourself, watch yourself. Eight cranks. - You win,
(bell dings) and I'm so sorry.
(studio laughs) (upbeat rock music) - Okay, we all know the
struggle of piercing a straw through a juice pouch, but how hard will it be
to crush the juice out? Now, Link, you've not gotten any points. - No I'm bad at this. - But you know what, if you
get this exactly right-- - I've been believing
in the vice too much. - Don't believe in the vice. You get this one exactly
right and I don't, you win the whole thing. - Okay. Alright. Man, I gotta go against instinct
because my instinct sucks. Okay, alright. What's your? - I said seven. - I said eleven. I wanted to believe in the juice pouch. - Okay, here we go. Here we go, here we go. - Let me pull your chair
out for splatter purposes. Alright. One.
- One. - Two.
- Two, huh-oh. - Three.
- Three. Oh, it's getting tight! - Four.
- Four. - Five.
- Five. Oh, I'm getting resistance. - Oh gosh. - I'm getting resistance. - Six. - (laughs) I'm getting. - You're about at your guests, man. - Here we go! - Up to almost 7. (screams) - No, you jerk! (hoots)
(bell dings) Dang, gone, man! - Right on the seventh crank! (groans) Get some, drink some. Drink it, man. (sips) How's that fresh juice? - It tastes like a wrench.
(laughs) - Okay, well, you had every
chance, but you blew it. - I lost, but I learned a lot, - And I get a picture
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In more, they gave a shoutout to My Favorite Murder, and then Stevie said that they talk about Karen and Georgia on LTAT but I can't remember, unfortunately. Does anybody remember? Thank you!
I really enjoyed todays gmm and more, am wondering if the guys are feeling more at ease with themselves after the recent ear biscuits. They came across much more relaxed than in a while. I'd have said the tape went on the first turn because the spool fell and it wouldn't have worked but it was nice seeing lighthearted fun.
Murder that weehoo
One of my instant favorites.
I remember getting one of those giant jawbreakers when I was a kid but it was on a stick like a lollipop. The thing lasted me a well over a week and I still had a quarter-diameter sized bit of it left before I gave up and threw it away. Gosh, I couldn’t have been but 9 or 10 years old or something. Brings back memories.