PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT | Spine, Arm and Stomach Surgery

ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to more surgeries today we're gonna do scoliosis surgery and we're gonna do a few more after it again because these are really really short so let's get in where's Suzy she's gonna show up any time every time I do a surgery she seems to just show up she's right there always there she is that mass murdering maniac see these guys are doing surgery in the background but Suzy just shows up like come on in she's like the hidden killer that know when you go back and watch the movie she was in every scene and you never realized until now okay let's operate let's get to work on okay I didn't see the name I'm gonna guess the name what is her name Annabelle meet Lisa [ __ ] me Lisa she's a patient with scoliosis I actually don't know what scoliosis is I know it's something maybe got to do what your spine or your bones this is led to poor posture and she's beginning to experience significant pain we must operate immediately we have to perform a spinal fusion you a spine surgery great work doctor this is her belly not her spine great doctor use the button so we can move the camera okay got it oh we're x-raying her up above your navel up down just like one of those machines we have to like get a teddy take f3 food for an x-ray just [ __ ] oh dear good job this is an image of the spinal column it is definitely in irregular shape yeah let's go to hospital to get spine spine x-rays before cuz apparently my spine was miss shapen I didn't have scoliosis and my x-rays came back fine we're actually good sir you'll go to a hospital to get x-rays taken of my back before I should have known that that's what she was doing we need to move the patient to the operating room it should be one of these three rooms this one I got this now good work doctor now inject the intravenous anesthetic please select the syringe from the table this is the moment we all hate this is where she gets real that's like Oh anaesthetic bottle okay who's under my there was no like America for me to put it in right here we go here we go it's fine it's fine just numb it up numb it all up it's gonna be good oh great work doctor now it was four seconds for it to take effect how you guys doing you guys numb I'm not numb I kind of feel a weird I get very twitchy and movie around II um okay those are shoulder blades you making her look like a crab or something now we must sterilize the patient's back please select the tongs here we go wait please you see a medical wrench the hell is a medical wrench I'm gonna paint you like one of my french girls pick up the marker from the table got it draw a line down the back this is gonna be weird we're cutting into someone's back and we're going to see their spine they rearranged make the first incision please select the scalpel to begin got it got it oh God I don't see anybody help please hello Oh God now pick up the refractors with the table I don't want to see it I don't want to see it I don't oh that's lovely just like the ribs I get it two Chinese please select the drill to make six holes in the bone okay true I hate that sound will you ever go to the dentist and you hear the like really high-pitched drill sound it does your teeth hurt when you hear it hey let's go I liked it the really badass music in the background though now pick up the rods from disable Oh Oh her back is bending oh geez Louise good work that pick up the screws from the table ah oh god it's like putting together IKEA furniture let's just say quote me preposition all over again oh you okay Loomis we must use a screwdriver please remove it for the table this is whatever you think of surgery you think of like fine delicate maneuvers couldn't people with scalpels stitch the nerves together not screwdrivers it's like nurse pass me the Phillips head now that's a flat head give me the medical range which we still haven't used yet pick up the clamps turn the table give him the clamps got it oh my god did you just take out the lid the fluid oh god see I knew what to put in without even reading at that time the interbody fusion cage oh god just go wanted them plague disks move the clamps from the disk got it it's like good ox Italy cushion it more cuz the other stuff is molded to the shape of the old spine nice reason it just arrived we select the medical wrench cranking clang you're not doing anything oh god it's just like I'm getting like a retainer for your teeth I don't like it I don't like it Oh God and it doesn't help that I'm like paranoid about like pains and my ribs right now oh hey let's stitch it back up what's this so badly sir you're fine you're gonna be no hopping around in no time you're gonna have that wedding dance our frogs perfect it's late there was nothing wrong with you to begin with nice neck surgery bring in the patient let's get some arms going they're all pretty much the same anyway quick we got a patient in the ER I got it oh no here she is I've looked her over and her vital signs and responses are all normal actually Suzie is not a murderer she's not a psychopath you know she is she's a ghost a ghost of doctors past nurses past she's not a doctor well maybe she is she's I have a pump in her arm and I'm gonna give her an x-ray wait here and we bring her back what's wrong I just she didn't give me a name I'm gonna call her um I'm not a normal name Rachel there we go Rachel no no I tripped my I tripped on my way back and all these patients Ryan's got mixed up so see you dumbass cuz she's a ghost so they go through her hand she can't even grab physical objects figure out the right x-ray so we can treat the patient stat well this is the only one that's an actual arm so like I'm not that stupid how do we treat her doc maybe this manual will help figure out the type of fracture we're dealing with what okay I just hey I didn't know I didn't understand that I didn't read it properly drag the right size at fixation how are we supposed to know hey what there we go they don't seem to fit it's just a guessing game now oh god I'm gonna murder her underneath this time that sleeves has got to go before you can operate to scan her to take off her hoodie you don't need to saw through [ __ ] Dave doctors they just don't understand fashion always cutting through her clothes here we go snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip and recisions hands up in this use a tourniquet got it tourniquet okay there we go oh god what am i injecting you with I know a tourniquet this and injects off technically I'm injecting air around her arm Chuck say to sterilize the area so the patient doesn't get an infection you don't want to get septic there's only one person who can be septic around here and that's not really a good thing this is sound very nice AB pick up fun-ball wait what use the tongs to pick up the combo I should be used to this right now it's the same thing every time oh there we go now your hand is all covered you got a nice tan welcome to Jack's tanning salon son Danny or at all we won't feeling like someone's watching me keep feeling like air on the back man it's Susie the ghost okay um uh-oh the patient's vital signs have suddenly dropped keep an eye on her heart rate doc we let it try perform for at 14 beats per minute I won't need a hurry 25 minutes I'm always done really fast that's not good grab the scalpel to make an incision oh oh sweet lord of bulls drag it ah [ __ ] Oh No uh I'm gonna get the Bovie yes there we go it's so gone it broke her arm you want a tattoo like merged into your arm I can do that it's not much room use the clamps give them the clamps here you go Susie that's Susie Rachel camera one name a gift yeah yeah then blue is shoe biz her nerves be careful nothing damaging as the patient could lose all feeling in her arm grab some sterile strings got it got it yeah yeah put them back oh I did imagine that hurts like absolute [ __ ] if you're awake for it Wow look at all those bone fragments let's remove them right away I use the tongs here we go oh they look like little stones what happened here did you get messed up were you in an accident hey click this I don't know what I'm clicking oh jeez oh jeez Wow your aunt got absolutely [ __ ] up oh my god oh jeez you know what surgery and doctors are not too far from mechanics they're human mechanics doctors are human mechanics jacksepticeye 2015 here we go all the way in I'd hate to have a plate in my arm like having that feeling that something's inside yeah and like you're not completely human anymore I mean you would feel like terminator which would be cool I mean you could cut your arm open and see the plate inside it it still bleed to death well you look cool you could just show people now grab the screwdriver screwdriver it's an electric screwdriver well yes same thing never mind here we go good as new nice time to close up the wound I'm gonna stitch you up nice [ __ ] get stitches oh I didn't need to pick the thread this time nice double stitch just like my mother used to do to my pants like I want a picture of me like at the end like popping up just like a good surgeon Master surgeon best surgeon well done Rachel you are perfect look at those shimmering blue ocean eyes have you been eatin a load of sweets again did you devour a whole tub of bleach do you have stones inside your belly it's okay it's time for belly surgery stomach surgery we're gonna remove all that [ __ ] you try to eat nails cuz you thought they'd give you extra strength or extra calcium Kevin buddy his curiosity has got them into some trouble he seems to have taught us something dangerous to his health oh this is the thing they keep going to hospital you're like I have a pain in my ass could you check it out and then they remove like a toy Karen a condom like in jackass or something let's see what stupid thing Kevin swallowed let's see how much of a dumbass he is okay here we go nice nipples you have a great party for a sushi young boy that's that will get me in trouble that's a [ __ ] quote that I don't want to come back to haunt me did you swallow keys stupid Swisher robber breathing we must intubate the patient Oh God this is think they don't always make me gag I keep looking at these to see what I can use first what I happen to read does I want to see if I can get them right you know I always pick the wrong things grab the intubation tube from the table Oh God a DC's asleep for it ah if I uh some people have to get that done when they're awake my father had to go like to the hospital to get like a scope without his neck before leg lots of people have to get them door like routine check I just sitting here going oh that's disgusting ah God no anything in my mouth I just go brush my teeth gives me like that gag feeling sometimes okay great we need to get the intubation tube the lung pop first pick up the air tube attached to the lung pop air tube got it you go scuba diving you'd be fine well done now turn on the pop turn up for what it did it did it boo boo boo Peter who did it before we start the operation we need to sterilize the patient's belly hi so cute now you know what to do tongs cotton balls yeah always the same oh never mind I don't have to do give him a nice 10 there no you don't think you were down in Mexico for the week listen I'm making the decision in the patient's belly first pick up America from the table I go oh we got a nice mac or this time a nice yellow one what I use the NAM sharpies anymore next pick up the scalpel got it let's cut this sumbitch open like a fish gut you like a fish boy next ladies cook doctor I said next good okay now we need the Bovie is it few rains are starting to bleed uh where's the Bovie yeah I'm learning medical terms from silly cartoon games college doctor twine for continued read move skins flashier than right give him the clams yes you didn't hear that three times in one video who cares it's funny it's hilarious laughs along with it good lord it's a whole lot of belly uh crab from the table are we moving more [ __ ] Oh God it's always weird because you can't move around like body parts inside yeah you could even take them out and wiggle them around in front yet there's videos online of people who have had their stomachs cut open and holding their intestines walking around like injured don't don't search those videos now we're making a season in the patient's stomach get the scalpel got it Oh Oh what is that stink when you could open the belly even like a fresh belly no it insert a camera whoa where's the camera here we go hey mom on TV excellent now we can see what's going on inside you're like you look in and there's like a bunch of aliens inside there's the keys why did you eat them why why are you such a dumbass there we go that was easy oh it's fine we got the bellies out nice get the needle from the table Oh it'd be weird to have your stock sewn up didn't uh put staples in it yeah I was here like stomach staples that's from like a like the dietary gastric band surgery I think gonna rain all the clamps it's like a [ __ ] alien scene in here it's like an alien autopsy this Roswell looks like it now we need to stitch her back up yeah I don't even need to see what Susie say it anymore so I know what to do I'm a master surgeon Master surgeon come over my house you have something wrong with you come over jack and fix you right up and I can turn the pump off take out your tubes you don't need to breathe anymore you're got a chest Buster inside yeah are you good yeah well done Kevin you are safe for another day they don't go home with swaddle keys again yeah you might notice wanted to be known at Dick's you guys impressed with all my master surgeon skills of course you are you know seen Jack in action I know a lot of you were here behind me wishing that you were like tapping the sweat off my ford like you got the doctor and then cutting into him like and I was like doing a knife and fork action these games are fun they're silly I like them I enjoy playing them they've become like their own like little thing on the channel now if this stays like with Suzy and all the characters and everything um they're really weird to commentate over I almost don't know what to say half the time you're just reading stuff on screen freaking out to author stuff that's happening and I'm kind of desensitized to them by now like couldn't open strongbox doesn't freak me out like it did when I was doing the eye surgery actually eye surgery is a bit weirder because like you can't like you can feel your eyes right here and now like you can almost are somebody you can't make your store looks like in there you're not conscious of it it's just like sitting there and say just hear of it um unbeknownst to it but anyway thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked it punch the like button in the face like a pause and wave it around I mean like that Kevin I know what you're thinking it was me wait all the cake maybe it was

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Keywords: jacksepticeye, flash game, nose job, surgery game, gore, blood, funny flash games, best flash games, gameplay, walkthrough, playthrough, complete, full, ending, webcam, facecam, let's play, reaction, surgeon simulator, Game, Playthrough Part, surgery practice games, Surgery (Medical Specialty), open heart surgery, heart surgery, gross, cartoon game, funny game, Operation (Game), Spine surgery, Arm surgery, Stomach Surgery, Scoliosis

Id: 5US0nQ6o8KM

Length: 17min 10sec (1030 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 10 2015