PRISON LIFE | The Escapists #1

my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to the escapists a game wearing obviously you would try an escape from prison just by looking at this you could tell that that's what it is and it's an awesome little game I got in and I played a whole section of it already I recorded a video for an hour and I have to finish now I was like you know what I knew a whole lot in that video that front like a really pointless video and it's not fair to you guys to upload something that I did absolutely nothing in and I was awful at the game and everything and it was just really annoying to watch I'd assume so I've played the game a little bit and I kind of know what to do now maybe I can do it a bit better and maybe produce a better video for you all to watch also the game is made by teen 17 which shows the guys behind like worms right boy I'm gonna place him just cuz he's Billy I did this tutorial and we were here last time this is supposed to be very easy and I couldn't even finish it you can change all the names of them if you want I can name them all Billy if I wanted to well we're just gonna keep them to weigh the air so here's me in my little cell dear Billy go welcome to the center perks the most comfortable low security prison in the county on behalf of all the staff here we wish you a happy and relaxing visit that's not what you wish someone in prison if I kill the whole family of kittens would you wish me a relaxing time no you'd want me to die at the sink god we've got a roll call in the morning let's go little dudes these guys sell stuff so I can buy stuff off them I think I need to buy a screwdriver this game is really hard it said that the level was really easy but it's not the game is kinda hard actually cuz I couldn't do it I spent like five or six days in the prison we couldn't escape wait what are you selling oh nothing good top of talcum powder razor blade might be useful what are you seven screwdriver any one of them officer Tobias is trying to extort my earnings again last time I beat down solve that maybe it will again you want to do it yeah oh no actually I don't cuz I beat down means that you actually have to beat them down and my guys to weaken this is like think of this like hair time meets prison architect in a way if you remember those games it's clear like that you go in and you couldn't like pump out your guns and you get intellect up you get your strengths up and all that stuff and you get a job to do distraction for breakfast for Steve if Steve and Billy Wow okay I need a distraction distraction so should I just beat someone up yeah there we go you have completed the favor for Steve and earned yourself prey nine dollars but now the guards are after me and I'm gonna get in trouble escape let's keep the Gerrits no and the guy who beat up is after me okay what am I gonna do for a free period then what to do maybe we should go search people's cells the steal all of their [ __ ] a sudden longer you said anything good screwdriver $40 it was 30 something dollars a minute ago and I have that now and one dollar off are you serious okay so I have to find Stewart again cuz they're their items change I think oh we're gonna we're gonna increase our strength what are we so manly - hey you gotta like really tap Q and E to do this so it really feels like you're working out hey now that's shower I sure it's oh he didn't take off his clothes you don't shower fully clothed you doof good god this brings on my fatigue fast this brings down faster than sleeping I have a job as well I think yeah I'm laundry hey that's where you get some money they can do jobs for people or you can get money by doing your actual prison job a little bit you're selling a screwdriver for $61 do the prices just go up or something you have a mission give me a mission give me a mission I paid Stuart good money for a DVD and he never delivered get it for me and I'll okay Stuart Stuart that's Noah actually you know what we're gonna search Stuart's cell where the hell it is Stuart's desk first one please tell me the DVD is in here the DVD is not in here that means it's not as person I have to beat him up to get it that's not gonna work like is this strong enough something got 36 strength there's gonna beat the [ __ ] are you beating the [ __ ] out of shirt yes awesome they leave Leave didn't even eat yes so it's easier okay what do you have on you a wire a hand fan and a power socket I've seen all of your [ __ ] give me all of that stuff laundry I'm gonna drop all this [ __ ] I can't drop you oh I can't so I take out take your dirty laundry I put it in the washing machines have a job quote at the bottom so I have to take out the laundry and put it in here almost there almost there almost there dunk done yeah I met my job quota okay so you can go back in here then awesome I've a hundred and three dollars I'm doing good Karen I'm finished can I leave I think I can leave I need to find someone here Rolando give me some stuff give a screwdriver no Stuart had a screwdriver where is he gone exercise period I don't what exercise period Oh 100 good wait everyone's gonna go through the exercise here so that makes it easier night I can just going to find the guys who sell stuff Noah nothing Rolando I found you already where where the people who are selling good [ __ ] just gonna train my blood biceps push the [ __ ] out of everybody after this Stuart Stuart nothing for sale that you were selling the screwdriver a little while ago holes Anthony's trying to get muscle trying to muscle me out of my group with some shady tactics he's definitely duo beating you up for it I only pay $17 I might end up in the infirmary for it so no find me a teddy bear okay that I can do teddy bear is easy to do teddy bears gotta be at someone's desk nobody has anything good in their desks paper clip Wow Sokka Sokka Sokka so watch this you can crafts in the game to soccer so you need three or more Intel wait you need three more intelligence to craft phone you can just shut up now for a second evening free time okay let's go look at porn on the computer because I'm assuming that's how your intelligence goes up that's all the internet has taught me you go on the internet and and bring up your intelligence it's just like hair time except death they bring up your intelligence surely that's it yeah suck me so that's a weapon just like old prison will you beat people over the head with a sock I'm on teddy bear finding juvie aren't I search desist certainly surely somebody has a teddy somewhere TV remote foil oh no they're crap okay I take it all back cookie cookie is best cookie his life I am going to pop up my muscles for it the next five seconds one more color and evening fine nice you can put my guns all day long all night long oh great - my ice stare right into my soul 20 that'll mean uh what's my strength that no 49 we go a little bit more little bit more labor work get it up get it up to 50 that's probably over 50 now isn't it 49 goddamn it see I need a screwdriver because you can get the screwdriver you can get up on your desk in your cell and unlock the vents which is so handy Anthony's trying to muscle [ __ ] off don't shake me down guys don't give me a cell search not billy-goat Julien and Anthony [ __ ] glorious I ain't never gettin searched like 93 percent fatigued good lord I gonna eat a pair of chocolate chocolate saves everything it's Christmas Eve right now and I'm recording this it's Christmas Day by the time you're watching this so Merry Christmas everybody this guy is trying to escape prison so he can go back to his wife and kids but it's Christmas Eve and I have no chocolate to eat what even is life right now we're gonna put the Garrett's outfit into the desk we take out my sock nice because the Garrett plug fit is going to help me when I have my escape planned and I'm getting ready to leave I put on the Garrett's outfit and I can just walk out hopefully you can either like dig holes and walls dig tunnels in the ground or like just dig tunnels I like either side of a fence and different things it's cool you want me to beat up Stuart which is that guy with the bald head okay I'm gonna do that this time I'm gonna put my my sock mace in my hand and beat the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of actually you know what I take on all your missions except the officer Joseph one I'm not attacking an officer locate a teddy bear beat up Stuart and beat up Anthony Stuart an Anthony are fighting the two I need to beat up you serious we can pick people up like a plane Karen's a pillow inmate over could I take his clothes diaper guards attention during the evening meal ok I got it did you get some more clothes are you the same guy no screwdrivers damn it you need a school driver's unit because the tutorial teaches you to use like a screwdriver to escape the to Torian doesn't teacher any of this stuff by the way does you Torian temper taught me to leave my cell go into the vents go into another room get a weapon and escape they didn't even tell me that it was a hole a prison life thing going on come here [ __ ] yes [ __ ] out of you because I couldn't beat people up the last Oh someone's after me because the last time when I kept trying to beat people up they kept beating me up because I was so strong enough now I have loads of strength think you can actually get spoons like very smooth like plastic spoons and dig holes in the ground or dig holes in the wall with them which is cool I think I might try and do that there must be a place where nobody's looking my job is done I feel my job quota I'm gonna bring up my intelligence cause like I said you can get better jobs if your intelligence is really high and then you can like get into different areas of the prison without carrots no sneer then maybe I can dig my way out I guess niggath niggath leg okay I need to do a distraction with evening meal so just point someone who'd have to do it for for Noah so don't attack no one come here [ __ ] come here [ __ ] yeah thanks oh crap ouch beat the [ __ ] out you Ernie of seven huh there's two of them after me right for me bastards oh [ __ ] it straights the infirmary god damn it so your overall health goes down and you lose money when you go to the infirmary and he jumps honey jobs rolling around metal shop oh yeah but you need 70 intellect to do metal work officers my bias come here [Music] I don't need any of your Jimmy jabs flimsy shovel a to handle sheet metal and duct tape Oh shovel would be really handy fight fight yeah good cause you guys have a lot of help Christ okay so when these two guys are gone down the carrots maybe leave I can steal the [ __ ] file top of bleach great angle Hays and toilets with the warden hey warden dude don't why me just do my job I know I could Preston the number of bottles to do this but this my way is just it seems faster to me okay me alone I'm doing good you can cut the bars of my cell oh maybe we can there we can like do a whole night time break out know how this is gonna work they're probably gonna like see it and this takes forever to do it escaped through my my cell wall can I not spoon spoon no thought I could use the spoon of the wall maybe I can't I need a to handle though I have a sheet of metal and duct tape forever to handle I can make a shovel dig a hole outside somewhere Oh Indy here oh yes oh yes every free period that keep digging take a hole in our thing I think if I'm jus like a cell search oh it says digging 40 percent 40 Forbes in oh I didn't know that I already said the degradation on the spoon Mike's almost halfway there we are halfway there I think yeah so I think I can like go like this and then put my desk on top of it to hide it nice I probably should have dug here though actually no that was pointless cuz I can take here and then go under and then dig up here and get out that's why you need a shovel a shovel will dig a lot faster oh we've another plastic spoon come to your desk put you there and keep on diggin I often beat up a Stewart for somebody else we're almost out of this hole there's no more spoons anywhere how am I gonna date anymore to the floor but I have a spoon I don't know how is digging through it with a plastic spoon anyway but it was working I have no spoons goddamn it and you may have a spoon spoon spoon hey hey hey spoonie I take the plastic forks and chip through the wall because it was more of them but I don't want to do that that was I was almost there except now I just realized that the hole in the wall is gonna be higher harder to hide up than the hole in the ground you want me to ask in front of everybody there's only like just so high beam up an officer beam up officer Joseph for Marcus he officer Joseph no officer Andrew don't repeat of Andrew officer Joseph here we go I need to I have a hammer already no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] up yes $27.00 not really worth it say lucky I'm gonna steal sake you're not gonna catch me this time not this time coppers I didn't do anything I was so us and putting anything away in my desk you guys don't know Garrett outfit Playboy one of them already I don't know let's just play this you gotta use my ready for something goddammit goddammit they always find right next time if that happens I'm putting the key in somebody else's cell ok well I'm gonna leave this video here um I kinda knew what I was doing a bit more of this time when I was playing it the first time I played I got so far I didn't even know when like ever supposed to be doing a job I didn't know how to get items they didn't even know how to like do tasks from people see if you're selling anything good no same stuff as last time but this is the fun game I really like it this is really cool it's kind of like a step up from her time in a way now I'm actually actively trying to escape I know I could have been hired time as well but I wasn't very good at it right away thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch star like put me in the face like a boss and my face are out [Music] thank you guys then we see all your news I'm taking 30 grand oh yeah transfer Hawaii account please wait so now I gotta build all this [ __ ] I'm gonna build this [ __ ] anyway can I escape

Channel: jacksepticeye

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Id: w4iY5BDLORU

Length: 14min 53sec (893 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 25 2014