Post-Quarantine Conversation - SNL

>>> AND NOW, EVERY CONVERSATION >> HEY! >> HI! >> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, IT'S BEEN -- WELL, IT'S BEEN BEFORE QUARANTINE, RIGHT? >> YEAH, TOTALLY. HOW -- HOW WAS IT? >> UM -- YEAH, IT WAS OKAY. CONSIDERING. IT WAS OKAY. >> YEAH. >> WHO THE [ BLEEP ] IS THIS? DO I KNOW HIM? >> IT'S SUCH A WEIRD TIME. BUT THINGS SEEM TO BE OPENING UP AGAIN, FINGERS CROSSED. WHO THE HELL IS THIS WOMAN? IS SHE, LIKE, MY WIFE'S FRIEND? OR -- OUR KIDS GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER? >> IT'S SUCH A CRAZY TIME RIGHT NOW. WHAT'S IT'S ALL GOING TO BE LIKE? >> I KNOW, RIGHT? WILL PEOPLE TRAVEL AND DO STUFF? >> I WILL GET ON A PLANE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. IS SHE MY COUSIN? [ LAUGHTER ] I'M FLIRTING WITH SOMEONE THAT MIGHT BE MY COUSIN. >> HE REMEMBERS HE'S MY COUSIN, RIGHT? HE'S LIKE A PERSON WHO'S GOING TO SAY, IT'S SUCH A CRAZY TIME RIGHT NOW. >> IT'S SUCH A CRAZY TIME RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW? >> BUT DID YOU TRAVEL AT ALL? >> NO. YOU? >> NO. >> COOL. >> IS THIS REALLY A CONVERSATION? >> I THINK THIS IS GOING PRETTY WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HOW WAS YOUR QUARANTINE? >> YOU ASKED ME THAT ALREADY, BUT IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS OKAY, STILL UP AND DOWN. >> UP AND DOWN? YOU STABBED YOUR HUSBAND WITH A SCREWDRIVER. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DIDN'T FINISH BUILDING A BOOKSHELF BUT YOU STABBED HIM AND YOU DON'T EVEN OWN BOOKS. >> BUT I'M SURE WE ALL WENT THROUGH SOME STUFF. >> TOTALLY. IT AFFECTED ME ZERO. BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO BE EXTRA CAUTIOUS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHICH VACCINE DID YOU GET? >> I GOT PFIZER. >> I GOT MODERNA. >> NICE. A QUESTION THAT LEADS NOWHERE. LIKE ASKING, ARE YOU MORE TYLENOL OR ADVIL? >> SECOND DOSE KNOCKED HER OUT FOR 24 HOURS. >> THE SECOND DOSE KNOCKED ME OUT FOR ABOUT 24 HOURS. >> WOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE YOU SHOULD TELL EVERYONE ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ BLEEP ], I SAID THAT OUT LOUD, QUICK, LAUGH SO SHE THINKS YOU'RE KIDDING. >> I'LL [ BLEEP ] KILL YOU. >> I GOT THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON, BABY, ONE AND DONE. >> AND NOW YOU'RE TOTALLY SAFE. >> QUARANTINE WAS GOOD, THOUGH? >> NO. >> GREAT. >> BUT RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN GOING TO DINNER AGAIN. DID I JUST SAY I'VE BEEN GOING TO DINNER AGAIN? SHOULD I GIVE HIM MORE DETAILS OR SHOULD I DIE? >> I WENT TO ONE DINNER OUTDOORS AND ONE DINNER INDOORS. DO I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? I THINK I MIGHT HAVE PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE. >> HOW'S YOUR WIFE? >> REALLY GOOD. WE'VE BEEN WORKING FROM HOME, SO WE'RE REALLY PRODUCTIVE AND WE GET TO SEE EACH OTHER MORE. WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED AND I'M LOSING MY JOB. >> SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> SO FUN CATCHING UP, YEAH. I WILL NEVER SEE THIS WOMAN AGAIN. >> I WILL MAKE IT MY POST-QUARANTINE GOAL TO NEVER TALK TO THIS MAN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. >> COME HERE. >> OH -- >> YEAH -- >> OH -- >> OKAY. >> IT WAS REALLY GREAT TALKING TO YOU. >> ME TOO. >> ME TOO. >> IT'S -- GREAT. >> YES. >> LOT OF FUN. >> YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> WHAT? >> YOU'RE MY COUSIN. >> WHAT? OH, NO. I TOTALLY FORGOT. ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, EVERYONE. A TOAST TO MARK, FOR GETTING US ALL BACK TOGETHER. >> OH, [ BLEEP ]. THIS IS THE WRONG HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,977,937

Rating: 4.904161 out of 5

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Length: 3min 41sec (221 seconds)

Published: Sat May 08 2021

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