>>> OKAY NOW, SMILE. OH MY GOSH, YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. AND I GOT IT. ALL RIGHT, NOW, I WANT TO DO ONE LONG WAVE. >> MOM, COME ON. WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. >> ELIZABETH, CALM DOWN, PLEASE. I JUST WANT ONE MORE. >> OH WAIT, I GOT AN IDEA. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> WHAT, GRANT? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> I GOT AN IDEA FOR THE PICTURE. IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. HOLD ON. >> SORRY, SHAWN. MY PARENTS ARE BEING SO LAME. >> IT'S OKAY, BABE. WE GOT TIME. MRS. SANDERS, TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT. >> SHAWN, I KNEW I LIKED YOU. ALL RIGHT, NOW, SCOOTCH TOGETHER AND SMILE. OKAY, 1. 2. >> WHOAH! >> OH, MY GOD! >> DAD! >> WHAT? I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET. IT'S FUNNY. >> CHRIS, I TOLD YOU WHEN WE'RE -- WE WEREN'T DOING THIS. >> OH COME ON, IT'S FUNNY. >> DAD, HOW IS IT FUNNY? >> OH YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE "HEY, MISTER, YOU BETTER NOT TRY ANYTHING, I'LL SHOOT YOU." PEOPLE ARE DOING IT. IT'S A THING. AND I WAS LIKE, "BANG!" >> DAD! >> STOP! >> OH, COME ON. RELAX. [ BANG ] ♪♪ >> OKAY. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? >> MALE, AGE 48. BLEW HIS [ BLEEP ] TAKING A PHOTO WITH HIS DAUGHTER. >> ANOTHER PROM PICTURE? >> YEP. ♪♪ >> CHRIS, WE'RE RIGHT HERE. >> DID YOU GET IT? >> I TRIED, HONEY, BUT IT'S PRETTY ROUGH. >> YOU GOT TO MOVE. >> YEAH. >> IT FITS. >> IS IT ALL RIGHT? >> OKAY MR. SANDERS IT LOOKS LIKE WE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REATTACH. >> OKAY, YOU CAN PROBABLY JUST DO IT, THOUGH, RIGHT? >> NO, SIR, I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THAT. >> YOU CAN PROBABLY REATTACH IT THOUGH, RIGHT? >> NO, SIR, I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE. >> BUT YOU CAN JUST DO IT, THOUGH, RIGHT? >> NO, SIR, WE CAN'T. >> OH GOD! >> IS MY DAD GOING TO BE OKAY? >> I'LL DO WHAT I CAN. >> MY GOD, CHRIS, HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID? >> I WANTED TO TAKE A FUNNY PICTURE. >> WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT HOLDING A GUN AROUND KIDS? >> 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM TO HAVE SEX. >> THEY'VE BEEN DATING FOR THREE YEARS. THEY'VE HAD SEX! >> WHAT? >> YEAH, DAD, WE'VE DONE IT A LOT. >> WHEN? >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHEN WE ALL WENT TO JAMAICA AND YOU DIDN'T SEE US THE ENTIRE TRIP? >> YEAH. >> WELL, THEN. >> YEAH, AND DO YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE TIMES THAT YOU WAKE UP AND I'M IN THE KITCHEN SHIRTLESS DRINKING A GATORADE? >> YEAH. >> WELL, THOSE TIMES TOO. >> OH, WHY? >> OKAY, MR. SANDERS, WE'RE GOING INTO OPERATION. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU UNDER, ALL RIGHT? >> WAIT, WAIT. LINDSEY I'M SORRY I RUINED YOUR PROM BY BLOWING MY [ BLEEP ] OFF WITH MY GUN. LAURA, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU AND SO I BLEW MY LITTLE [ BLEEP ] OFF WITH MY BIG OLD GUN. >> IT'S FINE. >> AND SHAWN, YOU'RE LIKE A SON TO ME. YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY DAUGHTER. >> THANKS, MR. SANDERS. >> BUT TONIGHT, OUT OF RESPECT TO ME, PLEASE DON'T HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER. >> WE WILL, BUT YEAH. >> DON'T. >> WE'RE GOING TO, BUT OKAY. >> NOT TONIGHT OUT OF RESPECT FOR MY CONDITION. PLEASE DON'T. >> YES, SIR. WE WILL, THOUGH. >> NO, FOR ME, JUST TONIGHT, DON'T. >> YOU GOT IT, DAD. WE ARE. >> I'M SAYING DON'T DO IT. >> YOU GOT IT. >> YEAH, WE ARE, THOUGH. >> I BLEW MY [ BLEEP ] OFF TONIGHT. PLEASE DON'T HAVE SEX. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
