Post-COVID Dating - SNL

♪♪♪ >>> YOU PLAY WONDERFUL. >> BARTENDER, I'LL TAKE ONE MORE, IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND DON'T BE STINGY WITH THE SCOTCH. >> OH, HELLO. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. >> BUT YOU STILL DON'T. YOU'RE LOOKING THE WRONG WAY. I'M OVER HERE. >> OH. I SEE. I MUST HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT YOUR REFLECTION IN THAT MIRROR OVER THERE. >> THAT'S NOT A MIRROR, THAT'S A PAINTING OF A LION WITH AN EXPLORER'S HEAD IN ITS MOUTH. >> OH. SO IT IS. YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN OUT SINCE LOCKDOWN. >> SAME FOR ME. I'M NOT USED TO BEING OUT IN PUBLIC AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT USED TO FLIRTING WITH HANDSOME MEN. >> MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY. >> ALL RIGHT. HOW'S THIS? THERE ARE MITES IN YOUR PILLOWS, AND IF YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN THEY WILL GO RIGHT IN. THAT WASN'T GOOD. >> NO, I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. >> WHY DON'T YOU TRY A PICKUP LINE ON ME. >> OKAY. HERE'S ONE. YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES BUT THEY'D LOOK BETTER ON MY FLOOR. >> I DON'T THINK YOU SAID THAT RIGHT. MAYBE JUST TRY MAKING A FLIRTY FACE. >> LIKE THIS? >> WOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S MAGIC. SPEAKING OF MAGIC, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A LITTLE -- A TRICK AS AN ICE BREAKER? >> I INSIST. >> OKAY. I HAVEN'T DONE THIS SINCE BEFORE QUARANTINE SO I HOPE I CAN. KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE CHERRY STEM. ALL RIGHT. I DID IT! >> WOW. WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT? >> HOGWARTS. KIDDING. PRISON. KIDDING. PRISON, I'VE BEEN TO PRISON. A BUNCH. THAT'S WHERE I GOT THESE TATTOOS. >> RAN OUT OF MONEY BEFORE YOU COULD GET THE "E"? >> OH, NO, I JUST LOVE HATS. HOW ABOUT YOU, DO YOU KNOW ANY TRICKS? >> OH, NO. WELL, I KNOW ONE, BUT IT IS DUMB. >> OH, NO, NO, SHOW ME. I WANT TO SEE IT. IF THE TRICK IS ANYTHING LIKE YOU, IT MUST BE VERY HANDSOME. >> WELL, OKAY. WATCH CLOSELY. MEOW. >> IT IS STUPID. I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT. >> OH, NO, I LOVED IT. BARTENDER, CAN WE GET A BOWL OF MILK, PLEASE? >> OH, YES. RIGHT AWAY. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. WOW. THIS IS GREAT. I LIKE YOU. >> I LIKE YOU. WOULD YOU CARE TO DANCE? >> I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. >> NO, I MEANT WITH ME. >> OH. OH, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. WHAT SONG WOULD WE DANCE TO? >> HEY, PIANO GUY. >> MY NAME IS GUY PIANO! >> SORRY, MR. PIANO. DO YOU KNOW A GOOD SONG FOR DANCING WITH A BEAUTIFUL STRANGER? >> IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE TAKEN REQUESTS, BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? ♪♪♪ >> WOW, TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME. PERFECT. >> SHALL WE? ♪♪♪ >> JUST GO SLOW, OKAY? I'VE BEEN HURT BEFORE. I WALKED INTO A SLIDING GLASS DOOR TODAY. >> REMEMBER WHEN THEY USED TO PLAY THIS AT BALL GAMES. >> HMM. IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I WONDER IF WE REMEMBER THE WORDS. ♪ TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME PUT ME OUT IN THE SNOW ♪ ♪ BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND HACKY SACKS I WONDER WHAT THIS THING IS ON YOUR BACK ♪ ♪ AND IT IS ONE, TWO THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX AND THAT'S HOW NUMBERS WORK ♪ >> YOU EVER THINK THINGS GO BACK TO NORMAL, THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL BITCH OF A CITY EVER BE WHAT IT ONCE WAS? >> IT WILL. I KNOW IT WILL. DO YOU BELIEVE ME? >> I DO. AND I THINK I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU. >> AND I JUST REALIZED I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. >> OH, IT IS SUZANNE JOHNSON. >> HMM, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME. >> WHAT'S YOURS? >> JOHN SUZANASON. >> WOW, I GUESS IT IS FATE. >> I GUESS IT IS. ♪♪♪

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: GFoRQ6Drts0

Length: 4min 46sec (286 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 27 2021