Portal 2 """"""Speedrun""""""

howdy it's your boy it's great fruit I'm here to do a sequel video we're just gonna blast through portal to that sound good I know this game decently well not quite as well as the first one but I it's basically the same game with a two on it you know oh the mouse is so sensitive hold on this is part you will hear a buzzer when you hear the buzzer stare at the frame perfect art staring alright just a nice comfy bed we're gonna go to sleep for a million years we're gonna go to sleep for 99999 or 9 9 9 is someone here it's just Stephen Merchant actually I guess you could say I left an impression listen I'm finding a case of serious brain I'm perfectly fine little talking ball although that may or may not be real do you understand I'm looking at art how could I got brain damage to be looking as far as this heart let me just say yes oh here no no you can talk in this game all they've got you just nicked it it's fine it'll buff out I want to break the glass I wanna oh [ __ ] clipboard I don't know how to say this but it's it's time that it's time to go it's time to say goodbye in which the material emancipation grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head don't emancipate my tubes okay it's the coolest room in the [ __ ] game smooth jazz will be deployed in three two one I'll have a smooth just like that music but yeah it's like vaporwave oh now it's even more like vaporwave please miss Reed I want to bring more glasses yeah is this a bean room I think this is a bean room yes oh yeah there's something on the wall too but mostly there's just beans in here oh oh I I can't say goodbye I can't kill him oh right I remember this you guys put the wall up yeah that was very nice and all I could just put the switch on the button on the switch there come on try it try to do a fancy thing oh no I got it listen guys I know that I said this is a speedrun but we got to do cool things for it to be a real speedrun oh I literally just want to like slap the cube around a little bit oh there we go now it's a speedrun there's a hundred viewers wait what the [ __ ] cool thing % that's the category I always do the whole trying to put big holes through little ones [ __ ] I felt like I could have saved that the future should not start with me we'll use a scientific enterprise yeah I can't do if you're watching seriously I'm not joking could you just turn around for a second what was that Wheatley no that's no suit again no I want to hear it no I want to hear you a little [ __ ] that's it I can't do if you're watching ok fine just cuz you're Stephen Merchant get ready with those Epson chat oh there he goes think again oh you can't stand on this oh [ __ ] I have Terry French now I didn't even know they get [ __ ] [ __ ] me over spoopy there's no fee he'll be the hoop my favorite character in the game that's the hoop that falls down in front of you at the end of portal one I think who P actually has a place on like the portal wiki some of these are floating's hold on no no cover it up have fun soaring alright oh excuse me the faith plate I had faith in it let me down alright time for Trish sorry garbage garbage you don't have to test with the garbage it's garbage something will weigh down the button something will weigh it down sad alright hit me hit me cute you gotta angle this perfectly so that bops you right in the face I'm ready I'm ready ah oh oh hey I got to play with my emotions like that now I'm gonna go before in my own store no question regarding standing rest in peace around here oh there is there's the wheat oh I thought I could maybe grab it land on the button please oh so that test subjects cannot slow these guys wait I have a great idea this one is broken GLaDOS doesn't realize it but I can take the companion cube back this is crazy this is huge she's not gonna suspect a thing she was just innocently telling me the thing was broken but now I can sneak this out I'm a [ __ ] smart cookie this next test involves emancipation grills are in that hold on just a sec I I just something just like came out of my brain I want to give something a shot here this is a lesser-known speedrunning trick known as literally cheating let's try this perfect this is good here we go the fast version I really actually want to see if this works I've never tried this before zero point two [Music] oh okay well that I think that made it perfectly clear for everyone we don't need to revisit that in any way shape or form totally worth our time I believe that's a passage from Moby Dick it like actually says where it's there parfait as they say in my homeland of italiano guys I got to do this again there's something silly here too so you're supposed to in this situation he's supposed to bounce on the thing and go up and then Wheatley like tries to yell something to you but then he gets like drowned out by the fact that you're going away is what it sounds like don't move [Music] I get your very deprecating GLaDOS now let me puzzle only real speedrunners use sv cheats 1 take a little sippy-sip anyone's ever taken alright guys watch very carefully how to do this this is a trick a slick trick swear swear flirt oh [ __ ] wait wait cancel that one cancel that slick first try baby strike these past attempts from the record this is the one baby all right fourth time's the charm you know what they say yeah oh [ __ ] all right listen here guys this is another little strap you may not know about Wheatley's right here don't touch anything now we're gonna get to see the bird which here is the still version of the bird I hope you're ready oh there goes what amazing animation Burt you've never sold it never sold it and I was just gonna hide everything when you're out here every once in a while you'll hear a little spark like the one that just happened it will sound it's actually Wheatley let's see if he does it again hey there he goes and you can hear that out there without being in noclip hold on there he goes that's Wheatley making that sound did you know what are portals do we need them are they necessary to complete the game this is my question to you on that I said listen buddy there we go this is nice it's homey down here I'll say it's homey follow me apples and grapes groups he probably pop this guy over there not come into a tower damn what does she know everything is perfectly set up how is it that you trap yourself in here oh yeah yeah yeah both the termites are testing you may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position that's ready for some singing poor fella we found it another bean room successful there's also some singing going on down here but it's it pales in comparison to the themes wonderful I don't that he's been using overheating pseudo Xboxes to brew coffee and cook beans turret wife serenade is the is the name of that track which kind of implies that that factor it is the wife of one of those turrets which also kind of implies that turrets maybe have society and gender roles oh what's this in green to look at thanks I made it all up yeah we get to Cuba dues yeah we got to Cuba dues double cube ation okay actually you know what in terms of speed running this part takes really long so the trick that I like to do for this is just pull one of these and then you can actually just go all the way down to the loading zone just like that now cube dancing is Zoop so far I've never seen that [ __ ] there's a really satisfying way to do this puzzle perfect we got them all lined up part of me is going to place what's going on who turned off the lights normally that bridge just gives out underneath you but we skip that we skip that [ __ ] all right so maybe holding forward lips in this higher time the lights shut out look at where I am in relation to him and I'm folding forward right now I'm like at the end of this hallway okay and all of a sudden we're [ __ ] all the way over here again they told me amazing if they ever turn this flashlight home I would die if you drop them off here you just like exists at the bottom forever it doesn't die for some reason this guy this [ __ ] shag oh [ __ ] you can clip a new check that's a strat this rar it looks super tiny but mere door spook it don't worry I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100% that it's this way no it's not that bookie this corridor was literally just made for that joke what purpose does that have in the facility okay so you know how portals play like as a rule can't be on moving circuses I guess that's just not a thing in this room oh right this game's solitary cake reference time hey get it get it it's like the game oh okay it was nice catching up let's get to business I gotta catch him oh wait I haven't had a clean break yet oh no oh [ __ ] don't be evil don't be evil don't be evil give me give me the sinner give me the satyam I want it weird all these dudes this kind of reminds me of my house actually pulled it homey now it's time for a disco party but it's this shy kid to catch and then all it has behind it is just like a normal a stinky ass door all that's ceremony for [ __ ] eight science it's kind of that looks like explain this to me game oh yeah powerful landing pump station alpha pump it up up the jam we are actually literally pumping up some jam right now oh no [ __ ] me Walter for days your turn cute oh you suck at this frame perfect [Music] hey shut up cave goodbye Carolyn oh that's why wait that's why I say good night Kevin in a female voice is because it's a subconscious goodbye Carolyn we solved the mystery guys is that a crow joke murder it's a juice in there swerve take some QQ lism with us okay guys ready for this I'm gonna go for it perfect I'm gonna slide in the first place ready I'm dead bounces grunge just pretend that I'm doing all these puzzles and very very quickly I think this is it yeah kind of overshot a Sepphoris - that's really early Oh sneezing actually makes you bounce higher there oh it's come I can't even see it's all getting in my eyes nice shadows on the slit see [ __ ] already killing for this dank solution guys this is very important what I'm doing right now walk in there we go hey can you keep it quiet out there incredibly lame I gotta go solve it myself listen here Wheatley you [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'll break your screen I'll get you Tim yeah what what the [ __ ] just happened I like these things kind of like shimmy back and forth Billy hey pizza man oh oh it tried to climb out looks like Nickelodeon slime not the green stuff I'm talking about like when it when it's like doing them before the spongebob movie when it does the Nick jr. logo that's that [ __ ] I'm talking about I was gonna say nothing's gonna happen in this big empty hallway it's all [ __ ] this room is like the equivalent much of the when you're watching a like an old-timey cartoon and you can tell that something's about to animate and I like stall for time by doing this I think I can I'm going like markedly slower guys this is gonna be the most exciting exploit ever oh is it oh that chapter title went up way too soon oh hey finally all right Kilian let's get this over with that was a strat right there that was actually kind of slick I'm shooting a blue portal there so to make the tube appear we're gonna want to shoot an orange portal but I'm gonna shoot a blue portal anyway scene it's still gonna work hey what do you know it still worked that part makes no sense these guys don't like being slick I don't blame them I can hardly handle it myself sometimes and then stall for time again this is an excellent fact that I think should never go away well I wasn't that a hilarious moment when I was slightly behind schedule nice these guys do you know who I think is really underappreciated this flashlight port in fact I think it just has the green guy's texture on it you can like you can tell if you yeah if you get the light to stop working it's just the green dude it's just the adventure core only it's a flashlight never forget a flashlight cord Oh Oh what excuse me more corruption this flawed system refers the final boss in Reverse we tearing our apartment here you're putting stuff on to corruption oh [ __ ] Oh what he just beamed me with his shield reactor insulting to this fight is so [ __ ] really fat because you're forgetting keep us speechless I'm sitting control [Music] what a cool [ __ ] ending [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Applause] yes sir mr. Gekko a [ __ ]

Channel: grayfruit

Views: 888,618

Rating: 4.935842 out of 5

Keywords: Portal 2, Speedrun, grayfruit

Id: 1pgM8lq2Oyo

Length: 23min 16sec (1396 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 12 2019