Poker Face

we're here at the World Championship Texas Hold'em poker we're down to our final four now and the stakes have never been higher no player is giving anything away face is so still they may as well be carved from stone all right Jason you've got this and when you win you can finally afford to buy that kidney you need they can't read you at all you're Sphinx you are smooth like the wind I have no idea how to play this game a long long time ago but I keep winning and starting with the fluff we've got the king and queen of spades and the ace of diamonds nothing again I'm sick of waiting for a good hand time to bluff my way to victory 10,000 oh my well Jason gray comes out swinging what can possibly be going through everyone's heads right now sandwiches nothing but calm calculation down there let's see what they do call keep it together you're calm like the wind call what does call even mean literally just doing what the person before me does keep it together it's Jeremy make your mustache proud call ladies and gentlemen we have a poker game on our hands now here comes the turn with the King of Hearts okay the bluff didn't work time to bail how can I just throw away $10,000 no I need this time to scare the children away fifty thousand oh my goodness this is really heating up but look at those faces complete calm you want to play you want to mess with this I am fierce like the wind oh okay she put in six red circles and two big ones Oh what am i doing I have a two and a seven that's not good the river looks like the King of Diamonds oh my could be a big game changer right there all in hundreds of thousands of dollars are on the line how do these players deal with the tension [Laughter] [Applause] look at me in the eyes you dirty commie yeah that's right if I lose this tournament I'm gonna find you and break your knees like the wind all in look at all those circles so Jerry fold now and cut your losses ball in what are you yelling this is it now it's time to see which of these players walks away with a million dollars Jason will show first a six and a seven okay looks like he was making a bluff that clearly backfired not a wonder what he must be thinking right now I'm gonna have a monkey get me Mallory to show next and she has a pair of Queens so full house for her right hand Jeremy still hasn't shown his cards he's just sittin stone-faced it seems as though oh wait we're getting word from the dealer that yes okay Jeremy is in fact dead and finally met okay it looks like matt was some kind of playing with uno cards [Applause] Yahtzee [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 8,883,233

Rating: 4.9540529 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Poker, Texas Holdem, gamble, gambling, poker face, funny, humor, college, college humor, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Whitney Call, Jason Gray

Id: XQ6_GdODuww

Length: 5min 5sec (305 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 15 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/ApollonLordOfTheFlay]

No joke this is me setting my maneuver dials almost every single time.

[u/nutano]

I once rolled 5 hits with a range 1 rear arc Kath attack. And I yelled "Yahtzee!"

My opponent was not pleased... he probably didn't get the reference either.

[u/0NightFury0]

This is so funny. First time seeing it.