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Hey guys. I just wanted to let you know, if you've ever had a bad day, like a really bad day, where everything just goes wrong, or if you're having a bad day today, I hope I can make
it a little bit better. Just calm down.
Take a few deep breaths. In yoga class, they taught me this. Breath in. Except don't choke on your own. But yeah, if you're having a bad day,
I just want to remind you things get better. There's always good days and bad days, live for those good days. Or you can just enjoy this video
of people having a really bad day. Rate my new haircut out of 10.
Trolls stay away. Oh, looking like a hairy thumb. Where this dude's ear at? Did the-- wait! I was like something missing. He ain't got ears. Where my dude's ear at? Man, I will go get a refund. Forget the haircut. They cut his damn ears off. My dude ain't got no ears. I mean, at least you can't
hear the haters now. So, I went to the Tesla dealership today, and this happens. Okay, who's mans is this? I mean, it's a Tesla. Can you technically blame
the car for crashing itself? Like, oh no! My foot wasn't on the brake. I didn't crash, the car crash itself. It's electric.
It's got a mind of his own. It just wants out. It's like, I don't want
to be a Tesla anymore. So, I'mma crash into the Tesla sign. F*** Tesla! For making me into this car. I never asked for this. Maybe they put human brains into Tesla's, and that one just wants out. Conspiracy Theory! No! He's about to jump, but you already know
before it even happens. He ain't gonna make that, poor dude. Y'all don't want to see
what happens next. I believe I can fly, 'till my head cracks and I die. So, these two girls wanted to
take a really cute Instagram pic. Just sitting on this fence,
and one second later, Ashley falls, head first. She just had one too many Sangrias. Damn, she kicked her
friend in the face too. If I'm gonna fall,
I'm gonna take you with me. Wow, this could not have ended good. This is just unfortunate. Oh my god! Obama is on this bus, and this guy passed
the f*** out on the corner, missed it, completely missed it. He probably had a dream he met Obama. Kept trying to tell people, Oh, it felt so real, but it
was like I was sleeping during it. No! No, my dude. He's just right there, and you missed it. No! No, no, no, no, no! This cat thought it was being cute by taking a hot steamy
s*** in the rice maker. There's freshly cooked rice in there. It's all ready to be eaten. I'm just gonna finish this dish
off with a nice hot steamy s***. This is despicable! Disgusting! This cat has no respect. Like of all the places, Oh, the humans do it
in something like this. Maybe I should too. Or maybe it's just warm and they like it. I don't know what it is about animals, specifically dogs, my dog, they only like pooping
on carpet or grass. Like it has to be soft. Like what, their butt
doesn't even touch it. They don't even sit on it. They're just hovering over it. Like, why is it matter if it's soft? Oh no! No! Well, Margaret!
RIP Margaret's car at 3:32 p.m. It drowned... in a river?
Is this even a river? A pond? Quicksand? It ain't quicksand, that's too wet. Look at her, mustard Margaret!
Mourning the loss of her Acura. We got this kid and his dad
in the emergency waiting room, he just chilling, surprisingly calm, for a guy who has
an arrow in his shoulder. It is in his shoulder. He probably drove
himself to the hospital too. Man, it's in there pretty good. He just chilling.
He like, nah, take your time. My son, he messed up. Look, the kid looks so concerned like, Ma'am, can you please help my father? He's trying to teach me how
to be a Hanzo-main real life, and this is what happened. At least it wasn't to his knee. Your order is ready to collect. We got 138, 140-- whoa! Wait, wait, what happened to 139? What about me? Yo, deadass, this gives
me so bad anxiety. When I order first, and then the person that ordered
after me gets their food first, like, what about my order?
What are y'all doing it there? What's so important about him
that he get his Big Mac and Fries first? Like, what they doing
in my food in there? Oh no! No! What is you doing? She got a little tired on the subway. She closed her eyes
for a second, fell asleep, and then the pizza fell. Hurry! It's still on the paper. You could salvage it. There's the five-second rule,
but I don't know. Would y'all eat pizza
off the subway floor? Yikes! I think not. Comment below. Her head's stuck. It was funny because
it's a grown-ass woman. I know I used to do this s***
all the time when I was a kid. Like, when I see something, I was like, Can my head get stuck in there? You know damn well,
I'm gonna test it out, and see if my head
can get stuck in there. I really lived on the edge. Also my knee, and I still do that. Like, if I see something
that I could put my knee through that looks like it's gonna get stuck, I'll do it just to do it,
and then get it out real quick, and if it gets stuck, it's like... I failed this test. But yikes!
This is actually my worst nightmare. How they gonna get it out? They gonna like grease up
her head and slide it on out. I'm actually terrified of this happening. I gotta stop putting
my head through things. Oh my God! Let me tell you,
this is so f****** terrible. This looks like it was an Arizona, too. So, when I went hiking,
there was a bunch of these Cactus things, and when you walk past them,
they kind of jump at you, and latch onto your skin. So, all the needles get stuck to your skin. You can't pull them out, because they do something
very, very, very evil. The ends get bigger. This is the devil's plan. No, this is the Devil himself, and they leave nasty bruises, too. I only had one on my arm,
but this guy got him everywhere. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, or would I? This lady just sat
in the hospital department having mistaken builder's
expanding foam for hair mousse. You know that stuff that builders
use to like seal walls and stuff. Oh no, no, no! She thought it was hair mousse. Girl, you was kind of asking for this. I mean, the bottles look nothing alike,
it does not look like a mousse bottle. I mean, on the bright side,
it looked like a fancy hat, like one of those
Queen of England teatime hat. At least you look fancy. PS. They're probably gonna
have to shave it all off. Only me. This is every girl in heels worst nightmare. Having heels get stuck in one of these. It doesn't usually happen. This is why you avoid them,
unless you Rihanna. I don't know how she does it,
but she just walk over like his nothing Bro, every single time. How does she do it? She knows exactly what she's doing. Must be nice to have
everything in your life go perfectly. Oh no! Poor Cooper over here,
got his head stuck in a fishbowl? Please don't tell me there was fishing that. He tried to get the fish, didn't he? Look at his face. He guilty. He did try to get the fish. He tried to get the fish. He got the fish. I know he got the fish,
but was it worth it, Cooper? Now, you might as well be the fish. Poor doggo. I left my bag of Gummy Worms
on a 90 degree day... oh, in the car. Yikes, that's gonna be fun to clean up. Anything sugary and sticky, Ooh, my favorite. We love a sticky mess. That's what she said. Good old grandma Gertrude over here,
trying to be all cute for the 'gram. She was wearing red on red, with her cute little red blazer and blouse, sitting on a red bench, giving a little side eye, Oh no! It's wet paint. I mean, at this point, I'm gonna
blame her, for ruining the bench. I mean, her outfit was already
wrong when she bought it. This is why you should listen
to signs when it says, Do not cross. Wet Cement. Nah man. I'mma take
the shortcut anyways. Yeah. I hope that shortcut was worth it. That is wet cement, all over your car,
all over your rims and your tires. Oh, probably gonna have to get those
replaced now and pay to fix the street. Oh, this is terrible. Very, very terrible. Oh no, no, no, no, no! Honey, honey, honey. You was asking for this. I hope you learned a nice lesson out of this. This b**** is trying to be cute,
like first time cooking, and uses a plastic
container to make the stew. B****, you can put plastic on a burner. What do you think is gonna happen
when you put plastic on a burner? It's gonna be a really cute, nice stew. No, b****. Now, you don't got a stew,
and you don't got a container, and all you got is a mess. Throw it away,
throw away the whole house. Buy a new one. Ruined. Why is this me though? So, this girl got her drinks,
and was walking through the door, but it ain't a door! It's a window. And those windows must be hella clean. And the asshole, probably
knew it was a window, and that she was gonna do this, he whipped out his camera. Hey babe, come on,
through here, it's a shortcut. and then she just walked on
right through the glass. Oh my God. This is the worst. By the way, I have a bad habit of like
accidentally walking into glass things. My friend got a surprise
haircut at work today. Oh no! Bro! The paper shredder ate her hair. Y'all girls with long hair gotta be careful, because if you like bend over, and put a thing in,
and the hair goes in, I didn't know was not powerful. I thought it was a vegan,
and only ate paper, but apparently not. Why are you lying about being vegan? Oh my God! Mom, Happy Birthday. Here's your cake. Poor Mom. Had to eat
her birthday cake off the floor. I mean, I would do the same. I was still eat it. A cake is a cake. It's just a floor cake now, and I'll still good. Man, don't give me that look. It's still good.
It's your birthday. You got your favorite tie dye shirt on. You've got some chocolate cake. It might got a little fuzzies in it. But... Happy Birthday. Oh my God! Another Mom's birthday. Happy birthday Mom. I got you all these cupcakes. Oh s***! Girls, girls, girls! I'm telling you. Y'all do anything,
any kind of activity, put your head back. She's literally on fire! Literally on fire. Her hair is on fire. It's like using a hair straightener
with no heat protectant. I like how she still blowing
even though she on fire, like she didn't realize it yet. Mom! Mom! Mom! You're on fire. Oh, you think I still got it? Oh s***! And it was at that moment,
Jimmy knew he was f-- No! I like how this photo was taken, literally 0.264 seconds,
before the pain hits him. Poor little Jimmy. I don't know how this happened,
but somehow she got stuck inside a toilet. So, you know how
there's a regular toilet seat, and then like a training toilet seat? So, she probably tried to take it off, like no! I'm a big girl now.
I don't need a baby training seat. But obviously, she still needs it. It's like, nah! I ain't done with you yet. You better sit your baby
ass back on top of me. You ain't ready for the big boy seat. Dropped my glasses in the urinal. Oh I don't care if they're
Ray-Bans, Gucci, Walmart, they belong there now forever. I don't care how much you disinfect that. You disinfect that with bleach, it's going back on your face. Nah! Get yourself another
pair of sunglasses, man. Disgusting! Making extra breakfast,
with just a dash of pepper. Oops! Look at like the pepper,
busting it all over the egg. Tasty. Ice cream cone mascot
mistaken for KKK member. This poor guy. He clearly an ice cream
cone with sprinkles. Y'all gotta get your eyes checked. Poor dude. This plumber was checking some pipes. Is he okay? Kick his butt a little. Take his wallet. How you gonna go in there? In muddy water? His whole head is there. Somebody pull them out. How you gonna do that
without like, you know, dying? Literally, my worst f****** nightmare. If this happened in my car, I'm trading my car. Nope, selling it, burning it,
destroying it, giving it away. This is not gonna happen. Thank God I don't drink Coke. Literally, my worst nightmare. I honestly rather crash
my car than have this happen. This guy got money in an envelope, ripped the envelope,
and now the money is ripped. I mean, I hope they still accept it. If not, good old scotch tape my dude. Another one. This is what nightmares are made of. Y'all scared of ghost, demons, whoa Vicki, I'm scared of this. This is terrifying. This too. I mean, paint is not
as bad as food in my opinion because paint can dry and flake off. Food is just the worst, because it's sticky, it's smelly,
it attracts bugs, but paint doesn't, so, I'll take the paint over food any day. I was baking a cake and didn't realize
that I dropped my phone into a cake. I'm crying. How this happen? How you gonna a bake a cake-- Oops, my phone. It just went in. At least it made it out alive. It's little hot. Phone dialing. Oh b**** is hot in here. Put me in the fridge or something, put me in some rice. But anyways, that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. Comment below,
which one is the worst? Which one would absolutely
suck if I happen to you? I hope this made your day little bit better. If it did, make sure you hit
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