2016 was the worst year of my life 2017 I would say I had a pretty good year some people didn't comment below Did you have a good 2017 or did it suck well hopefully these people make you feel a little better about your year Cuz I had a really bad year if you think you got it bad At least you didn't get stuck in a speaker send help. I'm stuck. How do you get your hands stuck in a speaker? I was like hmm look at this hole looks tight maybe I could stick my hand through it This guy is driving them with one hand and got the speaker stuck in his hands in the other emergency room here I come and we are here to the emergency room and there he is walking With a speaker in his hand umm so like could you take my hand out but not damage the speaker I paid a lot of money for it. Thank you. He actually had to go to the damn emergency room I want to just put some Vaseline all over that Slip the right out. I ain't got time for this It's like you know some things you should not put your hand through never a dull day shadowing in the ER Oh Got a fidget spinner stuck on penis do I want to know do I want to know what happens next? No, no, I don't I think this little boy had the worst 2017 of them all how awkward would this situation be like oh? So much fun playing with my fidget spinner wait. I wonder what would happen if I oh uh Can't get it off mom Imagine calling your mom and dad oh its stuck on my wienie And then the parents couldn't do anything then they had to take him to the damn ER Family goals. I ordered a chair for my room Hmm if it sounds too good to be true it's probably too good to be true. Wow hope you have a hamster cuz the hamster would love that chair cuz that's the only thing That's gonna fit in that chair unless you want a little chair for your elbow That will work too, and we got this dude right here. How do you think you did on what the final, bro? It's tomorrow? It was today 10:15 May 8th 10:15 Diego? imagine missing your final I made a whole other video on this finals week gone wrong gone Just a little bit sexual excited engaged expecting Emily My family's Christmas card this year Y'all think you special well, bitch I'm Emily the professor graded tests next to me the whole flight if there's a Taiwan Jones at Howard boy you failed the f*** outta your midterm and no way Taiwan Jones replies Well now you know boy you failed the f*** outta your midterm, I'm telling you it's those stupid ass glasses Okay, so did I do something to offend the wedding photographer? Nice good job It's how he sees you this vase really brings out your forehead at least you don't live with this dude one of my flatmates opens Their bread like this. I don't feel safe anymore. Are you eating the whole damn loaf? What kind of monster does this? who opens their bread like this? I went to see it I'm the first one in the movies, and this guy's just sitting there Yeah, I think I'm gonna go watch another movie now he's still there. Oh my god This guy in this bathroom wearing a cowboy hat just greeted me with a howdy brother, and I panicked and said yeehaw Oh my god this is me this is me What the f***? Wrong number sorry, I don't know what you doin' What goes on in your personal life? I'm not sure I want to know this is literally the creepiest text You could get from a wrong number Mom just found the draw full of piss that my three-year-old brother had been peeing it and he blamed the dog What the- you have a damn toilet for a reason he's in his Batman costume with everything like *crying noises* She found out I got snitched on He's been peeing in a damn drawer This is so awful. I didn't know I was in the men's bathroom, but oh I look good, but you probably walk in like mm-hmm. What this girl doin? She probably just finished sucking some- excuse me This is a family-friendly video. Don't ask me how this happened. I hate myself, too I'm not mad at you or anything But I want to know how and why did you just like wash your pants with some marshmallows in it And then when you went to iron your pants it got the marshmallows are you trying to melt the marshmallows? I think she was just trying to make s'mores or something and thought she was smart like I can probably melt all of these marshmallows away just iron them don't realize the bag is plastic and heat melts plastic Yeah Brah I went into the woman's restroom, and I've been trying to leave for 10 minutes But they keep coming went to the woman's restroom at Walmart and let me tell you the woman's restroom Walmart is never empty There's always people in it, so good luck trying to escape and leave you stuck you're gonna Be stuck there until probably like midnight, and then you can leave I mean that would just be so awkward you could just like open the door like leave and like walk out I think you just get like some look nobody's gonna like run up to you and be like Excuse me sir, this is a ladies restroom you are not supposed to be in here like if you're already leaving I'm gonna put it on Twitter send help hello 9-1-1 Please send a male officer to pick me up out of the women's restroom in Walmart Yes, yes, there's like three women here 9-1-1 you thought your day week year was bad I saw these posts on Facebook this week that sandpaper on my wiper blades would rid the ice Oh, well, it did but now my windshield is all scraped to shit So he wrapped sandpaper on his windshield wipers. I mean can't you just like push the snow off No, there's so many ways to get rid of snow, but now you need a new windshield. This was not fun See you in court Palmer paint products so This girl right here She got a thing of paint And it said washes easily off skin and off most fabric so she decided it would be a good idea To test it and put it all over her face she put regular paint no no no not face paint not make up not even Lipstick, but paint all over her face She tried to wash it off and let me tell you it did not wash easily off and she was left with pink undertones I don't know about you guys but paint Does not wash off easily. I don't I don't care what the tube says you you should not put it on your face I hope it was worth it, and I hope you like your pink face Good morning, Rachel, so is this your two weeks notice are this effective immediately. Thanks Sarah Effective immediately again, I apologize for any inconvenience. Oh, then she texts her damn boss some cookies. Oh she thick I don't think we need a two weeks notice anymore Don't come to work tomorrow so she meant to send that to her boyfriend and then sent it to a 50 year old suburban mother of two who might have nothing but a strictly professional relationship With ain't nothing wrong with saying I cookie thick because the damn cookie is thick I'm sure the suburban mom of two is thick And then we got this dude who needs a new girlfriend because his is broken paseggiliti. What is that? Pasgetti. What well. I don't know how to spell it spaghetti yeah that one Is your girlfriend a first-grader no no no even I think even first graders know how to spell Spaghetti she like six years old then maybe you're like. I don't know you're like 10 years old Oh, that would be so weird a six year old datin a ten year old how many brain cells Do you have to be missing to have literally no idea how to spell spaghetti pasaggiliti What the fuck is paseggiliti, pasgetti? What makes you think it starts with a p like p-getti pasgetti I'm tying figure this out My dentist asked his assistant to suction the water out of my mouth But I thought he was talking to me so I sucked his finger I'm mortified This is so embarrassing this is literally so embarrassing I would never go back to that dentist again. ???? suck it up myself And I'ma suck your finger up with it. You at least gonna buy me dinner first before asking me to suck. Oh wait. You didn't mean me What if you got this for your man without looking inside first the outside of the cup says good morning handsome Oh, that's such a cute cup. I'm gonna get that from my boyfriend, and then I'll make him coffee with it He's gonna drink the whole coffee The bottom of the mug says you are going to be a daddy oh Hell, no. Hell no. I'm out by I mean, that's one way of telling him if you do it to the wrong guy Oh, this is awkward Somebody on Craigslist has a cow for sale And I accidentally typed my number as the contact number this has been the worst morning of my life There's a Craigslist ad for heifer with your name listed as text contact I don't know What a heifer is and show me the ad I don't know how to show it to you But here's the post what is a heifer so somebody put this poor guy's number Accidentally on a Craigslist ad of somebody selling a cow and you got all these texts Interested in heifer for sale. Do you still have the heifer? Good morning, I could pick up the black heifer this morning I have a black bull who is blind and needs a friend. I would like to get your heifer. Oh Somebody get this black bull a friend wait. I won the Xbox one, but it's registered under Knuttsach Jone- Knuttsach Jones. I'm a f*** idiot. No this guy actually want a giveaway and it says Congratulations nutsack Jones. You're know the proud owner of our Xbox one a bundled copy of Zoo Tycoon. Oh What have I done? Finally won a give away. no no no nut sack Jones Won the give away sir time to photoshop a fake ID. I still love you. I never stopped I can't imagine a worse occasion to ask this, but who is this At least you didn't get this text you thought your year was bad, at least this didn't happen to you warning This guy was supposed to buy our washer/dryer machine for a hundred fifty pounds He wanted to see it working first and asked if he could do a load of laundry After he finished. He said let me go get the money got in his car and drove away with his clean clothes They took a picture of him and posted his pic. this is the biggest scumbag of 2017 man like hey I'm trying to buy a washer and dryer. Let me try it out first Let me see if it'll actually work so washes his damn clothes Takes his clothes, and then says oh, yeah I'm gonna get the money for it and then leaves and disappears and never comes back and leaves with this clean ass clothes Anyway thats all for today, hope you guys enjoyed this video for good luck in 2018 make sure you hit that like button in the face comment below if you had a good year or a bad year and subscribed you have the wolf pack *wolf howl* Love you guys so much. Thanks for watching bye guys
