OPERATION WHAT IN TARNATION | Ghost Recon Wildlands

Operation Ghost all right people are making this game seem way more complex than it needs to be so I'm here to teach you how to Ghost Recon wildlands so before you ask I've been playing Ghost Recon since 2004 long before anybody was saying lit or free gucci mane so I'm plenty qualified Dormition is taking down a believing drug cartel named Santa Blanca and for those of you that don't know what a cartel is picture it like a cool kids club that sells a product that also wants to prevent other cool kids from either joining their club or forming their own Club to sell the same product in this case cocaine that's where you and your squad come in as you're tasked with taking down these cool kids by disrupting their drug operations and taking out key personnel in a peaceful and liberating American manner I'll burn this whole [ __ ] country down to get back at you start at the bottom taking out all the low-level pushers before you move on to an underboss followed by a division head and ending with the boss of bosses El sueño the head of the entire cartel that is obsessed with saying the word product throughout a product product not that the character you play known as Nomad is any better because every second word out of his mouth happens to be [ __ ] balls [ __ ] balls [ __ ] balls [ __ ] [ __ ] balls you're joined by three other operators that I can only describe as developmentally disabled your role in this whole operation is to kill everything that moves interrogate whatever survives and extract anybody that's important to the CIA boss-lady running the entire show from a safehouse the one the only Karen yeah that's who's assigned to take down the legendary El sueño tats all over his face some woman named Karen before we can get into the nitty-gritty of combat and vehicles you should start by preparing your brain to learn a dictionary full of Spanish because it's inevitably going to happen I gotta be honest man you man I do not speak a single word and Spanish genius now before you can start destroying based after base the bad guys you'll have to find yourselves in transportation to get there it's not like the menu is short you have helicopters armored personnel carriers trucks dirt bikes and even Lambos with questionable contents in the glove compartment this car is swanky and there's a bloody condom in the glove box make that two please conduct don't worry about financing your own ride by the way because you can always take from the locals free of charge like Hulk Hogan sorry about this brother sorry about this brother sorry about this brother personally I love rolling around and anything with a minigun so I can shred everyone and everything in a Swiss cheese order you can just fly don't ask me how don't ask me why just throw physics to the wind and fly [Music] when in doubt you can always just take the 1981 Honda off of a civilian and make it into a chariot of death speaking of which this game does not let you kill civilians which is preposterous how are you gonna call this game freeform and similar to Just Cause when you have so many exceptions tacked on hey man it's reform but you can't kill civilians hey man three four but you have to self this mission hey man it's reform but when you're des courting this guy he has to drive his own car which will inevitably result in him getting himself killed instead of oh I don't know just putting him in your car and driving him there with zero liability I don't want my escort experience to be at the mercy of some borderline blind alcoholic and PC the drives like he just discovered with a steering wheel is come on hey I just interrogated a main characters wife for key information and now on a double tap her to the back of the dome with my shotgun to eliminate the liability can I do that no because she has a cutscene later that shows off her ultra tight dress and you wouldn't want to rob the user of that experience now would you and the whole idea that wildlands is a stealth game just makes me laugh now don't get me wrong I love ghosting into a building and savagely murdering people in their sleep as much as the next guy I see a second target [Music] but come on Ubisoft is telling us that you should try selling this game for the full experience you watch anytime you approach an area every single enemy has a fuzzy icon on their approximate position meaning that you can track their movements without any effort so while you're sneaking around there are zero surprises even your squad mates will poke fun at how stupid selling the game is with their own shatter that clearly illuminates how run-and-gun is essentially a requirement ok here we go once we're inside the factory we take out control systems and cocaine stocks then we get the hell out not to mention the fact that it's significantly faster and more fun just to blaze through the place with a shotgun that a grenade launcher while kicking every one of the nuts [Music] [Music] [Music] as such you can't go wrong with anything that has a large magazine size when choosing a weapon and if you're feeling extra accurate you can always snag yourself a high caliber sniper rifle [Music] in terms of character customization I decided to slap on a flannel shirt a balaclava accompanied by an eyepatch so nobody can ever tell if I'm winking or just blinking and topped it all off for the leather cowboy hat you also can't forget the right Footwear because back off bi dead-ass have these Timbs gadgets are pretty neato but they're definitely run-of-the-mill such as mines wait let me play some mind mission [ __ ] frag grenades dragged out east go bad guys are reactive blast c4 I got the c4 Prime and of course your grenade launcher now it's best that you learn how to keep yourself alive with all of this equipment that's available to you without ever depending on your squad mates because they have the intelligence of a grapefruit ready open fire [Music] for example while trying to destroy a coke lab I cracked open to take a propane like Hank Hill short of the fuse box to ignite said gas essentially making the entire lab into a gigantic ticking time bomb and even while referencing the potential explosion they still stood inside of it as it blasted them all away the map is definitely gigantic and you get to see everything from bushy jungles so csgo tear salt flats but by far the most entertaining part of the whole game is Karen and the silly nonsense that you get into with all the cartel members do you not understand that I will lock you up in prison where tattooed neo-nazis will use you as a human pin cushion for their dicks whoa but I have seen this guy on the books just who would it be thin Oh eat a dick Karen people make their own choices that's what individual liberty is all about fair enough take us a [ __ ] outside and shoot him in the head yeah are you hurt look at his face man does he look not hurt to you give us a name Salazar and we promise this stays between you and us if not dish meats I am going to kill you one feature that I thought was perfectly executed is the ability to only watch background videos if you want to granted you'll always be watching cutscenes once you capture a main character but there are also these lengthy background videos that tell you much more about the story by holding em after a mission is completed so it's safe to say that anything regarding the beauty-queen also known as Midea Flores I definitely decided to watch all coordinated by the head of smuggling nidia Flores la reina de vie esse the beauty queen yeah you can't spell nutrition with a nut am i right and anything regarding el gato and his goofy looking forehead I decided to pass on top of his head oh yeah and the glitches cannot forget those [Music] [ __ ] the most glaring one that I saw is once you beat the game you receive this Saiga 12-gauge shotgun with a thirty round drum man called Silencio but after a couple minutes the weapon glitched and the suppressor disappeared without being able to reacquire yeah you a soft has admitted that this is a known glitch that a suppressed shotgun that you are rewarded with for beating the game called Silencio Silencio is glitched and the suppressor doesn't equip correctly the irony is figuratively killing me but hey if your regret spending 60 dollars on this game and feel like killing yourself there's certainly a glitch for that - oh this is apres-ski player I wish this done well just go at night is that plaid I'm gonna have to that's literally the same shirt boy boy I'm gonna do [Music] [Music]

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Id: cuYD8jeEN30

Length: 12min 41sec (761 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 31 2017

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