Normal People VS Instagram Models

art thief then art thief now control c when your girl is acting submissive and breathable but the homework has to be submitted and readable the worst that could happen is her saying no mom that's so nice of you let's go together guys what should i do teacher the test isn't that hard the test who is this indian guys teaching on youtube scamming people american teachers the test won't be that hard the test name all the countries on this map that one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voices film made five years ago youtube video made five years ago before 6 pm every day do 45 sit-ups and 30 push-ups why first second and third place have been disqualified for doping 4th place wins gold poor fourth place country that couldn't afford a doping program dad are you high son am i what dad hi son hello son dad me risking my job career and future to get extra 15 minutes of sleep hello europeans i'm an american with a very bad sleep schedule and that's how the superheroes are made nuclear power plant spider farm uganda maps now you know the way doctor have you had feelings of anxiety or depression recently me doesn't everyone feel like that once in a while doctor no me when you're feeling down about not having a gf but then you remember that shrek didn't have a gf until he was 30. [Music] teacher the test isn't that hard the test who is this not even a tornado can touch grandma's fruit cake look power teacher the test isn't that hard the test what does this guy work as me using my phone during a family gathering little cousin you got games no one spider-man villains [Music] teenagers in real life teenagers in anime my body i'm raising the temperature to fight virus me so i won't die from high temperature right i won't die right kids violence is never the answer elon musk should start a platform like youtube where they actually help the content creators windows steam i don't know what the update did me when i refuse to pay taxes and get put in a place where i live off of other people's taxes how will you treat your female co-workers with utmost disrespect and repeated harassment you're hired blizzard scientists studying microplastics in antarctica discover it almost all came from their ship scientists looking for microplastics microplastics from their own ship my decade old xbox watching me download the new halo [Music] lower the retirement age to 25 i'm done i'm drained i'm bored reasons to live mom would be upset if i died me after building the orphanage's website without a home page me feels lonely and depressed the one stray cat that lets me pet it i think i can help you frick this job goes to work chinese person says something bad about the chinese government chinese government wow that's so weird they just disappeared canada canada's military you might be cool but you'll never be stealing popcorn from prince harry cool my dad no i won't play games are for kids god of war you can only have one choose wisely girlfriend can't fire missiles never protects you minds if you roam with other girls breaks up with you leopard to a7 tank can fire missiles has a bulletproof outer shell doesn't mind if you use other tanks virtually impossible to break um i want this zit to go away maybe i should turn it into an open wound 2022 in a nutshell russia ukraine the rest of europe americans are asleep memes america having multiple time zones who's responsible for climate change big oil corporations y'all got any more of that will to live looks like this way can be crossed off the list teacher okay kids don't forget to bring headphones for tomorrow everyone [Music] the one kid that always games me introducing my gf to my family mom seriously you deserve better me mom you don't even know her mom i was talking to her me [Music] craziest goalkeeper ever oliver can saved every penalty against nine-year-olds in charity shootout you should let them score it's for charity weak kids nothing gets past me the four horsemen of the internet ruined it for me imposter 100 of space crime is committed by lesbians until we meet next time friends when you crack your neck and it suddenly becomes bright around you something's wrong i can't feel it dog of the year how a scrappy dog with a bat change the crypto world trade offer i receive the burden of human consciousness you receive a false sense of purpose in your monotonous existence millennials quitting jobs because they are toxic and abusive gen z crashing corporate websites in protest to poor worker treatment gen x cheering both generations on proud of them raising hell and not taking it anymore for christmas i want a dragon be realistic a 30 80 at retail price what color do you want your dragon red professor the test is not that confusing the test find the straight line when you're an introvert but you help a stranger in public without hesitation maybe i'm an extrovert cereal with milk cereal without milk cereal with water random person in america the ussr wasn't that bad sex slovaks polls east germans hungarians any person from a former yugoslav state besides serbia albanians bulgarians romanians ukrainians belarusians lithuanians latvians and estonians amazing every word of what you just said was wrong online gamers complain that their game doesn't run at 200 fps whoever plays games at 30 seconds per frame student are you okay professor you look stressed me now i'm good also me i'm the dumbest man alive i wash dishes completely before i put them in the dishwasher you're clearly dumber teenagers are supposed to get at least eight to ten hours of sleep every night schools the frick you are if we kidnap a transformer is it grand theft auto what the frick you juicing with this your mom father what have they done to you mental illnesses are so freaked because one day you'll be like wow maybe life is okay maybe i can do this and then the next day you're like wow i've never been more sure i'm incapable of functioning why don't i just die and that feeling continues for weeks or months it's freaking rough when russia or china puts their military onto a country u.s government when the u.s put their military in every possible country u.s government me reading the side effects of the peen enlargement pills blah blah blah science science science bigger everywhere i go i see his face why isn't the wisdom tooth not wise enough to grow upwards i want to grow while laying down you get superpowers you live in medieval times so they burn you alive little kids talking about when i grow up man it's 70 in december you ain't growing up lmao all men are pigs isn't that statement sexist itself serial killers gamers collecting skins kissing horizontal lips kissing vertical lips [Music] when your comment gets more upvotes than the post signature look of superiority voice why does nobody ever compliment us we need more boys when they get complimented deception say something smart kowalski being jailed for tax evasion is the ultimate irony because your room and board will be paid by the taxes of others pizza after pineapple removal surgery people who watched arcane are you two friends arcane no league of legends yes when someone bumps into you and you say sorry clearly canadian me trying to cram a semester of material 32 minutes before the final exam fun fact if you rearrange the letters of delta and omicron you get media control cilantro dome rectal domino democrat line [ __ ] citadel erotic old man doom clarinet your mom according to every kid on xbox live dod i must get d pan pant i must me drowning from my ever growing depression and anxiety you have such a good life compared to some just be happy [Music] my therapist how are you me i'm okay how are you here little confused but he got the spirit active shooter drills don't seem to take into account that a majority of the time the active shooter is also well versed in active shooter drills large youth size who the frick is chat and how does every streamer know him some random girl in tiktok i made almost 50 000 selling my farts in a jar in one week congolese children mining cobalt for elon musk [Music] when your boss is explaining you something on your computer and keeps touching the screen me naked sleeping in bed people breaking into my house downstairs me cowabunga it is you have been scrolling for a while here is a taco instagram girls be like accept yourself if a person with ovid inflates a bowl and bursts in a crowded place will it be considered a terrorist attack when your mom forgot to ask you for her change back what if ghosts of insects you've killed come back to haunt you that's why it sometimes feels like a bug is crawling on when there actually is not everywhere i go i see his face my shift duration the amount of work my boss wants me to do i finally found it after 15 years the scroll of truth sitting down to pee is the most comfortable way nia finals week starts professors have you exhausted all of your plans already students shut up i never had any plans in the first place your friend sneezes the atheist friend saying frick you do something productive for the family make memes for fake internet points and scroll the length of 150k bananas me a dad lungs breathes in oxygen carbon dioxide i time my head out nft you own this i own this right click save as i own this me watching new spiderman movie after making a health excuse to my manager my manager who use same scheme on his boss girls he only lasted five minutes boys i made her come in five minutes when the meeting was supposed to end ten minutes ago and that guy says just one last thing for the seventh time [Music] tank museum monkey world something's wrong i can feel it when someone has explained something to you seven times and you still don't get it and you hope they forgive how stupid you are hello peter today is my cake day i wish you all a merry christmas my time has come fill it is starved to death correcting other people's errors [Music] it's dangerous to go alone take this the worst she can say is no her you do not make me horny first time going on the dark web i'm going on an adventure three hours later me i'm gonna sleep eight hours tonight my brain best i can do is five hours into neck pain me when my homie goes for the loot and gets himself killed instead of reviving me nobody americans are voting memes about them being fat this onion won't make me cry sick child dies in santa's arms when your vacuum is overly dramatic her birth requires your attention her birth is stuck near a cliff this is known as dramatic irony levels of pain slap childbirth kicked in balls knowing your favorite game company is gone father dad papa grandma's son mother's bf motherfreaker maxwell named drops bill clinton and donald trump during the trials their assassins from apes to humans in seven million years [Music] from human to a blow up shrek's doll in four years yes rex is cool and all but ever came back home from a long trip and took us in your own toilet you can only pick one choose wisely a cat girlfriend she loves you dolphin with shades is rad chyna committing genocide against weakers people's tribunal finds the united nations i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that people say i'm here for a good time not a long time which is weird because i'm having a bad time and this is taking forever impossible i watched you die i got over it shizzy games pay to win ea if she's single it's one versus 20 if she's taken its one versus one works martyr not harder got my hair cut and died today foreigners saying americans don't use the metric system me with the nine millimeter and five grams in my pocket did you know and you win this year's miss universe she is fairly beautiful my brother do you know the way do you know the way when you're happy you enjoy the music when you're sad you understand the lyrics helicopter helicopter rtx off rtx on time traveler breathes the timeline gotta go the way you hear that people want to tax the rich you remember that your rolex is fake i prefer the best weapon i said the best weapon perfection when you reinstall an old mobile game you loved but find out it was turned into a greedy microtransaction cash grab [Music] guys peeing the poop stains in the toilet humans declaring miss universe without inviting participants from other 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it's not that i want to die no i just want my life to be fun employers on your first day i do not believe fear to be an effective motivator employers after a few months i will kill your wife i will kill your son i will kill your infant being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason girls oh my god look at this cute pic i took yesterday i'm going to make it my new profile picture looks much better than that one you took last week boys bro you haven't changed your profile pic since 7th grade well you haven't changed yours since 5th can you imagine how tales would have looked like if the studio had stuck with the original sonic movie art style scientist explaining why it's bad to stay up late me staying up at 4am watching him explaining i work with a dude who's definitely slightly autistic today the boss came in and told us one of our co-workers is taking some time off because their spouse has died we were all just sitting there in silence for a minute and then he went my wife in a sad bored voice front of house staff kitchen staff [Music] good day i'm abigail am i chatting with lucy harrison the amazon app says the package was handed to a receptionist i don't have a receptionist i just live in a house lol lol me fake sleeping in the car so i can get carried inside [Music] uber driver excited expecting engaged emily my body at 3am let's wake him up for no reason my body 10 minutes till alarm let's make him feel more comfortable than he's ever felt in his life they don't know i just ate a whole rotisserie chicken in my car that guy smells like an entire rotisserie chicken why is that guy so greasy when your friends are talking about buying the new ps5 and you're putting water in your shampoo so it can last longer [Music] what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you three years ago a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello my phone hundreds of screenshots i don't use we memorized phone numbers we memorized driving directions no one knew what we looked like no one could reach us we were gods that's incorrect correct answer d raised to the third power plus two d squared minus seven d plus four your answer d raised to the third power plus two d squared minus seven d plus four i yep my bad this is how we turned on our computers in the 2000s bird species are facing extinction hundreds of times faster than previously thought i'm crying so i saw this that guy is robbing a store with a cleaver and the cashier just like get a load of this freaking idiot you're an adult now pick three full-time job a consistent workout schedule a shrek's life the will to live a fridge with actual food in it one large coffee pretty ridiculous how every injury you get after you turn 27 is just like permanent can't wait to play tonight [Music] me in the theater at age 12 silently becoming an entirely different person over the course of 90 minutes as i download my new personality from the coolest character in the movie if you stopped working today how long can you live comfortably with what you've saved give or take 30 minutes paper not invented yet scissors not invented yet cavemen when deciding on something [Music] my grandpa called me in the middle of my shift at work today and he goes i know you're working but this is important do you want to go to red lobster with me on saturday did it hurt when you realize 2022 is just 21 days away and you're still processing 2019 which is about 2b 3 years ago when i'm near the end of a bottle of body wash i can make a few drops miraculously last for eight hours like it's mean or an oil then when i start a new bottle i'm doing full squeezes like it's never going to run out anyway this is the same way i'm with money me as soon as i get anywhere damn i kinda want to leave me be kind you never know what someone is going through also me nice turn signal freak face i always thought i'd grow up to be belle turns out i'm this lady i need six eggs when you're standing on the bus and the driver takes a hard 90 degrees turn when i was young i was poor but after years of hard work i'm no longer young 8 years old me [Music] when you are taking out the trash and some weird liquid falls on your hand remove arm literally sitting in my bed with the anxiety levels of somebody being hunted for sport me i'm not very hungry i just want something easy server maybe the chicken strips for six dollars me maybe it does but that doesn't help with my hunger random dad across the restaurant good one i thought women had their periods forever when my first period stopped i assumed the neighbor's dog impregnated me when i pet him for a month i believed myself to be carrying a half human half dog baby this story is brought to you by ontario catholic school shrek said in the 90s adhd highway to hair looker squirrel teacher getting ready to same obedie in front of new generation of 14 year olds when nobody volunteers to present and the teacher says they are gonna start picking people when you giving someone advice but you gotta finish with but i don't know though in case it ruins their life [Music] then why why do your eyes look like you're suffering i accidentally hit the refresh button and now i can't find the me mile after that mom clean your room we are having guests over for a barbecue me looking for the grill in my room [Music] sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece one billion dollars quick you're losing a lot of blood what's your type tall girls with big butts like blood type you dumb freak oh red just got my stupid little seven dollar coffee to fill the void and now i'm gonna stare at my stupid little thousand dollar phone to fill the void anyway the void is not full first i was born without my permission now my future is in my hands what the frick when a game on a flip phone used to entertain you for hours as a kid and now no games can give you the same joy they just announced that the pilot is on his last flight after 35 years and over the intercom they said nothing like going out with a bang so spirits are high me an introvert the uber driver who didn't talk the entire ride five stars i want to enter a room with the energy of a cat is there anything i can frick up or eat in here nah well anyway you're lucky to have me that friend that sends you an invite as soon as you get online [Music] how to stop stressing about tasks complete the tasks when i make an excuse and the person comes up with a solution trading pokemon cards during lunch how it looked how it felt time spent in the shower cleaning myself ham hot water my bed when i try to sleep my bed when i try to wake up italians are not real people there is no way mario luigi ferrari phd associate professor of energy systems what's the dumbest thing you believed as a child that i would grow up to be happy me going on a stupid little daily walk for my stupid physical and mental health well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions my belt my belt when i'm about to shizz myself do your level get pre-annoyed like you already know someone is about to pass you off one thing nobody ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's like a really really good box my boss looking at my negative drug test results so you're just weird me looking at my imaginary hero doing parker while in the car everyone talks about an inner child i have an inner older lady who says an inappropriate things judges everyone and wants to be in bed by 8 p.m me just trying to enjoy something that seemed cool the internet literally hating on it for no reason these are your best years you're young and full of energy me after lunch not sure if everything is expensive or i'm just poor no yes me poor and ugly since the day he was born and as he grew he got poorer and uglier do i date tall people just so they can always see me from my best angle or is that just a bonus for them i don't know how tall are you cause that'll tell you why you date tall people i'm five too you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5 pm every day has ruined my life anxiety hey don't worry me wow i can't believe these were only two dollars they look like such good quality nobody will ever know they weren't expensive someone oh wow nice pants me beaming with pride they were two dollars i failed it doesn't matter as long as you tried your best oh i didn't do that either i wish all people who create fake transparent pngs are very freaky what is one thing that became more clear as you got older why the grinch wanted to live alone with his dog when the teacher says flip to page 287 and you randomly flip to it the most dangerous game to play resting your eyes in the morning after shutting off your alarm [Music] my plan would involve hollowing out west virginia and using the slag to fill in lake ontario completing a diagonal chain of now saltwater lakes across turtle island and linking the arctic and atlantic seas this would benefit no one and cause untold damage i will take no questions the best part of the song gps my tongue informing me of the exact location of the meat stuck in my tooth my finger where when you're eating at a new restaurant and gordon ramsay and a film crew walk in being an adult is knowing that fresh grated cheese is 100 better than bagged shredded cheese being adult is also knowing that happiness is for children and rich people so you eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag in the kitchen in your underwear like an adult man tells police he stole food truck because he's a dumb ass my english inside my head my english when i'm talking i'm here just joking i'm here hehe fine fine i'm here when you're at a party and you only know one person [Music] woohoo got a new job that's fully work from home aren't you worried about being bored [Music] nope non-english speakers be like hi sorry for my bad english when you didn't buy any snacks at the supermarket because you told yourself you need to stop snacking but now you feel snackish [Music] my debit card is starting to feel more like a gift card not sure how much is on this but we'll give it a try stop comparing yourself to others i try but then i end up comparing myself to the me that could have existed if i'd made better choices and that's way worse if i had forearms [Music] she just unhaheed my post ah what unha-heed unha-heed he is speaking the language of gods when someone is crying and you don't know what to do i got you some toothpaste ninety percent of my web searches are me googling words to make sure they actually mean what i think they mean before i post them online why do people ask introverts to be more talkative but not extroverts to shut the frick up this can't be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in three days during middle school teachers write an essay on how offered 19 has impacted your life introverts extroverts tips for flirting carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned not service connected peabody money doesn't matter rich people looks doesn't matter attractive people ee ee while sitting in pure silence time flies [Music] hello i'm uk government you need to pay 1 500 pounds itunes gift card to me or you under the rest i'm going to die at the beginning of the horror movie starter pack [Music] glark glark does absolutely nothing and dies i'm gonna achieve so much in 2020 a year passed in 2022 i mean my how the tables have turned [Music] when a movie character gets trapped underwater and you're trying to see if you would have survived me and exums just to be sure taking a nap is the did you try turning it off and back on again of depression me i think i'll open this kitchen draw potato masher the frick you will no girlfriend november was a success now four don't date december just me january forever alone february no match march i got this hey i like your personality thanks it's a disorder hydration tip drinking one gallon of water a day helps you avoid other people's drama because you are too busy peeing stay hydrated my friends my mom some random girl i told her about me my friends stop your algebra jokes we don't get him me i don't care about you me risking my job career and future to get extra 15 minutes of sleep a delta kits is 4k dollars hello from the parking lot when you've only slept for two hours and you think coffee will help being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is a crazy combo that panic you get while you're sitting down doing absolutely nothing is wild me watching the squirrel outside my window blinked my full legal name in morse code 8 am before you're 9 2 5. 7 a.m on your day off me leaving for work at 8 15 hoping to get there by eight o'clock the awesome moment when these two finally decide to synchronize me drops a pin everyone at the grenade shop please do not lean on me i'm unstable thank you things are constantly happening and i would like for it to stop please you can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would lead to some form of event where these people thank you and you'd have to shake hands and make small talk when you realize you gotta do this ad ulcers for the rest of your life what my back needs me [ __ ] in the last hour of work nah man night shift is pretty easy derek age 24 opens up to someone why did i say that not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today being an adult is freaking stupid last night at work i was bartending and this girl asked me to stop flirting with her boyfriend and i looked her dead in the eye and said i don't want your man i just want his money and this chick stares back and just says same dead lmao i hope this email finds you well how the email found me me calculating how much sleep i'll get if i watched one more episode coming into elementary school with mcdonald's after your mom took you to a doctor's appointment life is short make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers holiday drinking game place a festive cap on the corner of your tv and every time that someone wears it you drink [Music] how boomers flirt i just got my first mcdonald's check wanna travel across the world how millennials flirt wanna be my player too how zoomers flirt you met me at a very cringed time in my life you good bro haha you're just tired when you're hosting a party and want everyone to know you're ready to go to bed drink up kyle you need to grow began strong enough to punch holes in drywall tip spice up your panic attack with a harmonica me vibing to the same song i've played 23 times today how other people look at the person they hate the most how i look at the person i hate the most we are the first generation to achieve temps hotter than the sun's core witness a sunset on another planet mars capture an image of a black hole i had that nightmare again where everyone found out i'm in my late 30s and still have no idea how the stock market works i hate when i don't know someone's name but it's been long enough that it's too awkward to ask do you rachel take this man aha rachel do not dumb here not dumb area here like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

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Length: 37min 8sec (2228 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 15 2021