Misinterpretations W/ Craig Ferguson

that's the way it is so what did you do when you go out there did you have any did you start acting right away or did you have to get other work and no I had to wait my way around New York and save money and wait tables did you do that yeah I did that yeah that's fun yeah it's fun that's a great job in it especially I noticed if you waiting tables the swanky or the restaurant the more sashimi be there have you noticed that yeah absolutely he's like wow yeah and they don't tip either especially when you yell at them well I have yeah yeah but you know I have boobs so you do I got I got I got some nice tips I don't know I'm just slowing things down for the person that tapes out for the the audience who are hard of hearing TI es nice you know English is not my first language either don't right now anyway ah what about house of pies ever been there I've never been there I'd like to go I love it's it's a wonderland of pies oh yeah another pie like meat pies nope don't want meat my pie that's a really that's really like you guys status very many I've known you for a long time and you do like me in your hand [Applause] to encourage that okay see but you I think it is time for you to go oh we gotta go you've done a lot of fighting in movies I've done my share a ton like I mean beat yourself up and fight Klein OTT myself yeah like in that there was a scene where you actually beat the crap out yourself and I hit and I we the the blood obviously is fake but it's sticky yeah and there was all this fake glass around and it didn't it ended up being one of the big laughs and it when I kind of came up and there was all this fake glass stuck into the blood on my hand in it and it always got a gasp and it was totally by accident no have you ever you ever had blood didn't a cut in your hand yeah I had my period where I you know put my hand let me let me rephrase that strike that close the middle of the Johnny Memphis cares to hear about you [Music] yeah well you know actors are saying happened well no it's did you know Dorothy Parker said scratch an actor you'll find an actress yeah there yeah there you go yeah no no a truer word said did you have a special coach a teacher yeah yeah it was amazing and and and she was very funny because she wanted actually me to forget about focusing on my accents so we would only focus but you can come here any night of the week darling I'm gently focusing yeah oh yeah your [ __ ] again I'm all about it can you say it focusing focusing that isn't the way no I see it legally you say it again it sounds a little bit like an English swear word are you familiar with the word it sounds a little bit like that where are you from you ask me see exactly I know exactly it's a region it's quiet I'm gonna answer the question now all right do cream [Applause] Yeah right there when you did that to my hand your mood that was it that was I was minding a checkmate other kinds of food can you do the jujitsu and the yoga in such shock um yes I can I could do a fair amount of that stuff will you do that your own life I mean do you have a yoke our jujitsu either one we're not we're a combination of both giulio ger like [Applause] No [Applause] I mean it was a Jesuit Order aesthetic oh man I've gone with you yeah I went the wrong way around you cut myself with a whole mess of trouble but I'll do finger pistols but rootin tootin finger pistols that means I may or may not be excited sexually that's be given a secret sign so everybody knows I am actually excited sexually if I you know if I ever meet you anywhere like in Starbucks I'm naked and stuff and you think I wonder if he's excited sexually if I go like this I am do you identify with down stairs people table you a service or UPS those were relatively boss I don't watch yet but I've been both upstairs and downstairs [Applause] I didn't mean what you mean it wasn't for you that exactly you did mean that the mugging no in fact I've both done my laundry and dined at high table you haven't been to Scotland or I've been to Scotland I went to Isle of Skye oh that's very close oh my gosh it's sight it's so beautiful there yes it is yeah okay every time I think about yeah that's true and we would I know oh my gosh well I was there during summer too so it goes on all night long [Applause] and I was thinking drinking but then it was drinking coffee in the star bite is this sorry but anyway it's the red hair useful yes it is well there you are then don't would your summer been like that wow that's like Jay Leno is a fly [Applause] I'll be back in eight months said can never get rid of him Kenya

Channel: The Jayleno Fly

Views: 6,732,529

Keywords: クレイグと女の子の女性, クレイグ・ファーガソン, ロボットをゲオフ, craig ferguson, craig ferguson and the ladies, flirting masterclass, funny late night, best talkshow, funny talkshow, talkshow compilation, talkshow moments, flirt talkshow, geoff the robot, the jayleno fly, funny moments, super happy fun time hour with robot and old man, innocent misunderstandings with craig ferguson, craig ferguson misunderstanding, jiu-yoga craig, alice eve, meat pie, scarlett johansson, michelle monaghan

Id: F287Gmnd-eM

Length: 8min 4sec (484 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 30 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

God damn I miss this handsome man.

[u/[deleted]]

Who's the woman with the tips?

[u/Alvierk]

Hands down the sexiest late-night host. Craigy Ferg 4 lyfe

[u/MovieDude]

I really think if he was around now he would do really well. With Leno and Letterman gone—I really think he would do very well. I really wish he took over for Colbert.

[u/TheSeaDevil]

Craig and Kate Mara is just sexual tension personified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-08mC_XhXlo

Craig and Alice Eve is some great flirting as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llok8ELX9bo

[u/emma_Visser]

“Do you cream?” I laughed so hard I got light headed. That was fantastic.

[u/fanamana]

Craigy Fergs needs another show like this. Youtube should throw Money at him, as much play as his highlights gets.

[u/Guapscotch]

One of my favorite night show hosts, in awe at the wit and composure on this lad.

[u/whatisthesun]

You can take back all the late show comedians in exchange for Craig.

Except for Conan. He is non-negotiable.