Nikocado Avocado Needs Serious Help...

british people be like hey anyone got a sega how's it all going ladies and gentlemen quesadilla on us i'm mudahar ladies and gentlemen we're gonna sit back relax you just heard three different dialects in different languages in the span of 30 seconds but you know we're about to go into mukbang channels most specifically a creator known as nicocado avocado now this is a channel that i looked at a while ago when i looked at mukbangers and now before we begin let me just say i have no problem with people who create mukbang content i think mukbang content is honestly if you enjoy it do it produce it make it and people will laugh honestly that's all we're here for on this website my style of video is something that people may not enjoy and some people will really enjoy and the same thing goes for mukbangs what i don't understand is someone else's pleasure right and that's completely okay this is mostly about this specific creator and like this long lasting history of like this person's path from like vegan to villain as to quote the right opinions four and a half hour video okay there are two topics you make long videos on nico avocado and uh and metal gear solid four and that's about it but ladies and gentlemen we're gonna go down this rabbit hole so sit back relax and we're gonna watch a person who is slowly engorging themselves to death now this is a channel of course 2.15 million subscribers nico is not a small channel at all nico was here since 2014. my name is nick and i go by niko avocado my channel is where i like to express myself i love sharing my exciting life with you each day over a warm plate of food how much food exactly well let's just say a week ago into the 10 000 calorie challenge now i'm going to be real with you you think it's just click bait no that's actually 10 000 calories that one single person is going to engorge you want to know how i know he engorges it look at this amazing look look look look at this dissension we're just scrubbing by bam all gone all there that's uh that's the amount of calories like five adult humans need five to six adult humans need per day gone into one person so just to let you know unless you're like unless you're throwing up right afterwards which i don't think he is and unless you work out and burn those calories off like a champ this is slowly killing yourself it's kind of like when you look at the descent of shoe nice and you see him slamming alcohol to the points where it's like he's doing entire bottles of everclear that's going to completely kill your insides like i am surprised that shoe nice's liver still functions and this is sort of what we're getting over here his internal organs are going through so much right now his internal organs are running nearly the olympics every day inside it's kind of insane now you might be wondering hey let's go down six months ago i'm going vegan i'm going vegan this is coincidentally the only video where he like has not well i guess i guess he ate i guess he ate a lot of bananas okay one little bananas in this video and it's got about 1 million views but with them dishlax why is the dislikes let's see uh let's let's just look at the comments ha good luck on going vegan now i like to wish nico caught avocado luck on going vegan six months ago that was until i saw giant 21 pound lobster mukbang and believe it or not i'm glad that this was sponsored but i want to know if this actually really happened yes that is in fact a [ __ ] 21 pound lobster now i'm just gonna quickly scrub through this video to see if he actually god damn eighth thing and uh i'm i'm gonna say i'm gonna say he [ __ ] ate that lobster okay he ate a 21 pound maybe not all the way through but he ate a good chunk of that 21 pound lobster i don't know where you could find a 21 pound lobster honestly this is the first time i'm seeing it but to see him consume nine lobster that quickly that cannot be healthy and i'm actually worried about as [ __ ] hell to the point where it's like that is like imagine the amount of calories the amount of sodium the amount of actual that is so detrimental to your body but yes i guess it gets a lot of views and even if he's getting a [ __ ] ton of dislikes that's still engagement he's still killing the youtube game right now these are numbers that any channel would kill for of course you can't just build a career on youtube with mukbangs just solely on engorging yourself at least in the case of nicocado avocado who's one of the biggest mukbangers on the platform you need to get into some of that juicy [ __ ] beef okay and not the not the beef you shove into your mouth the beef you start online this beef is this youtuber drags me in front of 1.2 million people this keeps the channel alive literally within the same [ __ ] month or like a couple weeks spill channel spreads lies about me with receipts like this this is this is definitely keeping him a bit alive the the acts and feats he goes to keeps him alive in multiple circles on youtube and this is why he maintains a level of relevancy like i mean if you look at these numbers again 2.5 million dude 3.5 million views eating spicy [ __ ] noodles all right let me tell you anybody on this platform would kill for those [ __ ] numbers okay anybody that treats this as their job nico cotto gets it by shoving food in him he is financially incentivized heavily to do this okay anytime he gets a sponsored video on it he's killing it okay he's literally killing himself and also killing the youtube game at the same time it's kind of [ __ ] scary now of course uh he also has another channel which is even more spicier than you would expect which is uh more nico cotto now this is 370 000 subscribers but he's still killing the god dang numbers this guy is a [ __ ] mad lad but not only is he a mad lion this is where the thing where this is where things get real okay because uh if you think about it if you thought the first channel making content for that was already hurting him he has basically doubled his video output at this point because if you think about it look at some of these videos i just cheated on orlan at the chipotle parking lot as he has like a massive giant salad why i can't cheat on orlan at the chipotle parking lot i literally have no idea what the lore for this cheating relationship is it's drama with no actual plot line but look at that he's got the entire menu right there in the thumbnail and if you go around okay there's obviously like a there's a precursor to all there's a little drama to get you involved now this is an image i tweeted out a while ago which got me really sad and pretty much was the start of this video where it's like i don't want to be fat anymore as uh you have like all these cheeseburgers and oh wait hold on i love the youtube anti-click baiter system they have implemented if you hover over the video you can see a bit of the actual video he's got a jug of water bro that water is not going to help you with the amount of cheeseburgers and fries i'm looking at that is enough to feed a small village and you are putting it all into you but the video to the right is where it's at i'm getting fat and don't know why really you don't know why i want to see if this is actually click bait though let me see this work now or i'm calling my attorney i have no idea if i was supposed to be laughing during that or if i was supposed to be actually [ __ ] scared but yes uh i guess it's uh i am speechless okay i'm actually goddamn speechless i really am jesus christ i just soiled myself and we're not going there let me tell you i'm not there's a lot of things i do but that will definitely never be one of them here's another good banger right here celebrating my two pound weight loss okay well how would you celebrate your two pound weight loss well you'd have a whole ton of subway sandwiches now i don't know if he's trying to go for like the old like subways marketing tactic you know with the whole like jared losing a [ __ ] ton of weight or whatever but like uh if you have that many subways um it's not it's not good for you subways isn't good for you in [ __ ] general as far as i know and as far as i feel when i eat it so i don't think subways in that capacity is any much more healthier just mathematically it does not [ __ ] work that way i want to give a shout out to somebody she doesn't know i'm about to shut them up so click the link down below and book me on cameo where i'm gonna be in your [ __ ] dreams okay actual mukbang starts at 18 [ __ ] minutes did he actually lose the weight though if you lose two pounds on your weight right what's the last thing you should do consume all of this and i guess they're supposed to be healthier subways but like dog all that bread you're consuming all of it this is not did he actually eat all of it let me see this let me see this let me see you didn't actually eat it all right wait wait that means i had four pieces that means that two foot longs um that means i have seven foot longs left 14 pieces left i thought i'm craving spicy noodles i can't decide which one and i thought it would be really good bro we have 15 minutes left in the video and he's just gonna like crave them spicy noodles now we're adding more to it well i guess you didn't even finish off the subways but we're switching to the spicy noodles at least i think the subways was kind of [ __ ] healthier but jesus christ we're we're just we're just not giving a [ __ ] anymore are we oh dude look at all these sponsors here free coldest i'd like a free coldest all water bottle how much is the water bottle let me check that real quick 28 dollars you must be out of your [ __ ] mind if you don't pay 28 bucks for that [ __ ] get out of here of course it gets way scarier at this point too because nico avocado at the end of last year 2019 he pretty much got hit with like these massive allegations of manipulation bullying and making this other mukbang channel feel unsafe this is stephanie sue who is another popular channel now i don't know anything really about this whole nonsense um i have seen a bit of her video and just to put into context okay she had a 47 minute long video exposing niko avocado which he then responded to and to tell you how much it was longer than the video she initially made responding to it and judging by how much people are on her side i think she gave a lot of receipts like as far as i know in this from what i've seen she has like actual camera footage and like [ __ ] valkyrie level surveillance on the area so i'm probably going to side with her and in this situation again don't take that too much to heart i don't really know all this i don't want to follow any of this mukbang or drama because if it's anything that i've learned is in order to be a proper mukbanger getting into all this netflix like this drama is like some netflix tier drama okay the point where it's not just eating food anymore it gets to a point where like [ __ ] allegations are thrown out it's like the beauty community except instead of selling pallets they're selling [ __ ] water overpriced water bottles and they're engorging food it's crazy however i will say i've seen one stephanie sue video and she actually has some good commentary so i don't even think she really needs to [ __ ] eat in the videos she just needs to talk on camera and i'll probably watch her anyways please don't call me a simp that hurts me very much in the comment section i'm kidding totally let's get further into it and if you think financial incentives were nothing uh nicocado is a [ __ ] business laurier because that dude is [ __ ] running cameos that dude is running i think nico cotto if i'm not mistaken let me just let me just get this one up real quick uh yeah what am i saying he's like a top creator on only fans to the point where like he is selling you can see pictures of starfish for like 15.99 bro that's an hd 4k netflix subscription to see some avocado butthole that is wild and then you've also got a patreon which is like 773 patrons like at the very minimum this dude's making hundreds if not thousands of dollars a month on the very high end of people have went there several thousands a month like this is crazy with how much nico cotto's monetize this so anybody that's saying like he's do this guy's business is obviously working as dangerous as it appears and as and as harmful he can be to his other friends and creators around him nico is getting away with making a [ __ ] killing and like i said in the beginning of this any creator who has a sister job would kill for those [ __ ] numbers would kill for that to the point where in this case the creator is killing themselves to reach this level of success it's kind of like an episode of black mirror if you will it's [ __ ] scary i'm going on a diet now this is one of those things where it's like he goes on a diet like every [ __ ] month okay like i think maybe it's like every month every two months like it's like a seasonal thing where it's like i'm gonna go on a diet it's time for a change yeah really bro i'm looking at the entire kfc [ __ ] menu in this thing i don't know what's going on dude john wayne gacy okay when they were snuffing him on death row didn't eat this much and john wayne gacy was about to die okay when you're about to pop this is an okay meal to have as a whole this is so [ __ ] unhealthy to look at i dude i feel full and bloated just looking at all this food like dude do you see how much dude that that is like three times the size of fried chicken that they sell here in canada dude i'm getting fisted in value in my kfc jesus those fries are huge that is the cheat i don't even know if that's mac and cheese or mashed potatoes or the [ __ ] bowl and those biscuits are probably delicious man i'm getting hungry i'm gonna go somewhere else [ __ ] here's like the fifth time i've seen orlan mentioned in the entire thing i feel like they have this on and off again relationship again fo the views that's a third channel oh my god [ __ ] caloric intake times three now there's a big reason why i'm making this video okay the reason i'm making this video is because i actually think nico avocado is a [ __ ] entertaining creator you know this person has a personality that has actually worked unfortunately he fell into a trap of content that is actually harmful to himself and that content is actually what's making him a lot of [ __ ] money for money nico cotto has decided to basically harm himself because this is harming yourself this is self-harm if you look at the youtube guidelines self-harm is not okay on the platform promoting of that behavior isn't [ __ ] okay either and i'm not saying niko kado should be just [ __ ] d platformed away i don't think that's okay either but this guy definitely needs to have some help if people are making four and a half hour documentaries on you you've got some [ __ ] problems you've got some demons that are floating too freely on the platform if you look at his earliest like videos this is just four years ago it's almost as if i'm looking at a totally different person he was a vegan initially and then he quit being vegan and this is literally what he looks like this is a much more healthier nicocado avocado and honestly he's goddamn [ __ ] he he looks good he looks [ __ ] good i mean dude i would i'd probably get a little gay for this okay but not only that i i actually see somebody that is at a healthy situation in life okay this is like before the [ __ ] storm hits and you know what the best part is as much as you guys want to rag on him now because i know people are treating this dude as a [ __ ] punching bag and as a joke but this guy actually has a personality this guy is actually entertaining this guy is actually talented and that's why it [ __ ] hurts me to see somebody who's done this to himself okay because when he initially started look epic teriyaki fried rice look at that cheesiest pepper like we're slowly slipping in i mean it literally took months to reach the first i'm getting fat and don't know really you don't know why really and then it's like say hello to my double chain and this is where the whole monetization [ __ ] began nobody here's the thing nobody liked it back then either okay this was getting [ __ ] dislike bombed this was getting hit by his community but because it kept on getting viewed because he kept on getting recommended because he's part of that [ __ ] mukbang algorithm this is where he's at dog this is how it's gonna succeed this is where he is and he will continue to succeed even if it means the cost of hurting his own life here's a video the last one that i'm going to show you before we wrap things up here this is getting a little too longer for me anyways is the my diet is shrinking my brain okay what do you think he means by my diet is shrinking my brain i don't know i'm not a doctor i don't even think that makes [ __ ] sense i don't know if the science works there but this is like this is the drama right here listen you know i'm not precise enough or good enough with my shows i don't oh i'm sorry i uh we're gonna forward through this is like a solid minute of just real crying this is my moment this is the truth bro i'm being [ __ ] trolled he just he just let out he just ripped out a fart he ripped out a fat one after that come on more so than others i woke up today with a dark cloud over me this dark dark dark cloud this rain cloud this thunderstorm it's been plaguing my mind i'm going to tell you as it is nico all right that's your body telling you to stop doing this to yourself and to [ __ ] actually seek some help ladies and gentlemen i'm going to end it right here nico avocado i hope you actually get some help brother this is [ __ ] insanity and i like i said you know there's gonna be a lot of people who treat this dude as a punching bag and they just hate him for who he is but when you watch his initial videos like four years ago it's a totally different person it's an entertaining lovable person but unfortunately like i said earlier he fell into this trap of content that works at the cost of his own livelihood it's not healthy ladies and gentlemen if you uh if you have anything to add let me know in the comment section below i can even say if you want to like this video or subscribe this is this is kind of insanity but this is me muda and i am out

Channel: SomeOrdinaryGamers

Views: 1,427,761

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Id: K5GhvgpM3BI

Length: 18min 34sec (1114 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 07 2020

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