NFT’s Are Gay | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

The Alex Jones episode is no longer in the ecosystem I think black people got to be pissed off about this people are done with the quarantine male virginity on the rise yes you know what I mean like like you can [ __ ] at 15 years old 14 years old talking about people that should kill themselves do you think Kylie Jenner [Applause] and welcome to uh flagrant two it's your boy schultzy here with Akash Singh we got Alex media Mark Gagnon a truffle is with us for a little bit and um let's let's start the show man he's with us for a little bit he got something to do what's going on he got so annoyed when he said it though yeah which is so funny because before the party goes hey Andrew so I'm just gonna sneak out like we'll change the camera so no one's what's that mean so no one sees me leave and then immediately you go yeah he's gonna be leaving real quick just let him walk through the whole camera said yo yo I gotta leave work to do other work is that hey babe I can't make it tonight why I gotta cheat on you I got some [ __ ] I got another date another day how did you know that I'm cheating on you yeah yeah yeah I got you I appreciate you that's sweet so um so truffle is here for the moment and uh listen we got some crazy news man the uh some of y'all probably know this already because we post about it but the Alex Jones episode is no longer in the ecosystem we were told it would happen it would happen and it happened it has been taken down this is how serious YouTube is right not only has it been taken down yeah on YouTube there's a function where you can download videos so you can watch them without internet right similar to Netflix okay like I guess you can download a few so you can watch them on a plane or whatever right yeah they removed it from people's downloads holy [ __ ] that's kind of crazy that means they're going off the internet into your phone and then removing it from your phone that's crazy yo because once you download it should just exist on your hard drive on your hard drive yeah unless you connect back to internet then they can go in and get it that's what they probably did if you never connected back to internet you can keep it off so here's the crazy thing right we're like [ __ ] it we're uploading that [ __ ] again only problem is we didn't take our server down in Miami service still in Brooklyn New York so the Alex Jones episode is gone everybody hey bro it's Priceless what do you think Mona Lisa Doug that's like losing Bitcoins dude we got Max Kaiser down man is gone forever yeah every episode's gone we use YouTube as our safety deposit box and YouTube is like I had to make a little bit bro it's a withdraw some episodes on your feet we thought they were just gonna what was the term Al you used like they were just gonna put it leave it in our video folder yeah like on private basically like when a teacher takes some [ __ ] from you and then gives it back to you at the end of the school day exactly I thought we were getting punished we still in class [ __ ] detention so because we were having this talk you know how we're into this nft [ __ ] this is obviously fraud nonsense I figured after all it took me a little bit but we're about to be fraudulent anyway yeah Hippocrates yo it's hypocrisy I really like this embracing hypocrisy thing Hippocrates is really down to trash nft and then by the end of this episode tell y'all what I'm about to end up everybody knows so we're clear all right I'm nfting Dove seat for the rest of the time do you think nfts are eBay what's going on I think I don't know what it is I don't think anybody knows what it is you know it's the greatest hustle I was speaking this whole weekend with nft experts like I was literally going all in right yeah truffle was taking me around to these different [ __ ] parties we're on boats talking about nft and I'm like wow we got to be on the boat so you know just get on a boat it's [ __ ] boat and we're talking nfts and I'm like I'm loving this guy who's explaining nft yeah he's like a really sweet guy yeah I'm just looking at him as he's explaining to me and if there's like a moment like where both of us are like should we just admit that this is at what point do we just acknowledge that we're both just lying to each other and we know there's some money to be made off of this [ __ ] isn't that what you would have said about Bitcoin though yeah but I'm in man I want to get to this nft things because I did figure something out I want to talk to you guys about and I spoke to you spoke to my my genius friend benue yada who were trying to get out here he's just got to get vaccinated um he's really hiding out in uh Joshua Tree because of Asian hate he's terrified to walk the streets bro because the Asian hate are crazy Asian hate they out there hating so Benoit is is in his maker Ranch in Joshua Tree you're just telling everybody where he is yeah all streets too look for a bunch of container houses it felt like hey Indonesians definitely don't go to The Container hotel near Joshua Tree where there's an Asian guy who's got a great body you're not gonna hate that Asian look at that [ __ ] be like ah he's fine Asian lust right there no but we're trying to get we ate out here he had an interesting point he had a lot of interesting points about the whole nft space but I want to get to that in a second what the [ __ ] should we do with this Alex Jones app man even though it's gone what should we do with it we can't get it nobody got it somebody got it somebody Gotta Have It somebody got it I feel like there's a version of this somewhere out there that we could get our hands on and let's say hypothetically we can't get our hands on this thing that does not exist anymore I mean this is the [ __ ] Mona Lisa some people said it was the greatest podcast episode in history the number one most funny podcast episode in history is now wiped from existence there's no question as to fund Ace Alex Jones interview has ever happened there's no question some might say the funniest interview that's ever happened I would so would I we agree on that is it multiple people are saying this y'all realize they people people need to say something before it's true dozens dozens bruh dozens so what should we do with this let's say hypothetical we could find it let's say by some some like strike of incredible luck we find a [ __ ] SD card that has it or some [ __ ] what should we do with it do we go straight nft yeah I think so do we throw it on the page go throw it on a patreon then get kicked off patreon patreon for sure but if we throw it on patreon and then they ban it from patreon then that nfts worked even more but yeah but then we also probably get banned from patreon we have to have a contingency plan in place I didn't think about all that what if someone was already nfts it they can't why because it's ours yeah you just told everybody but it was hours from the beginning no it's like when you catch yo yo yo yo hey hey when you're exposing what NFD okay from them you're not buying it from us you're buying it from people not ours it might be minted onto the blockchain but we could probably sue them be like yo your nft something that you do not own yeah no you have to co-sign from the Creator but we'll also throw in the bottle of alcohol away that Jameson bottle that you guys were all waking out of please we're gonna nft a picture of the bottle this is why nft is such [ __ ] okay can we just get to why nfc's more [ __ ] before we sell our first nft such [ __ ] horse [ __ ] same as Clubhouse you [ __ ] dorks [ __ ] on clubhouse I couldn't do it nerds are all Clubhouse you had a good weekend I like it I like it I like it bro so um okay here's why nfts are [ __ ] absolute horse nonsense [ __ ] and uh I think they're all propped up by the twinkle bosses bro horse yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah of course yeah don't come back fellow crypto Cowboys though yo these crypto guys finally fire dog [ __ ] at your own you know what you're 100 right let me back the whole [ __ ] up and let me talk about everything from the beginning yeah I invested in Tesla right let's go let's go I'm an investor [ __ ] loss of investor in Tesla okay why you gotta share shame them son like oh you should share shame and Son I've got a little you invested Thursday you ain't no [ __ ] 2012. I got 24. I got more than both of you guys wait really why are you doing that to me don't you gotta call someone cheers check on my 180 shares of tests oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you if I had known that you had that many shares if I'd known that you had how many did you just say he did I know did y'all this [ __ ] convincing me he's poor I'm letting him stay in the [ __ ] pool house and he's sitting on a goddamn gold stay in that pool house which we're now going to call the Casita so we're gonna make a sound classroom I never begged you to stand beg me Andrew it's okay you love me I just told you I literally removed your refrigerator privileges I got a whole fiance she don't want to compete with fridge space and this [ __ ] got Elio's boxes yeah no cauliflower pizza from Trader Joe's you got Elios bro I told Alvis on on Sunday yeah you shop like a juvenile bro Ely [Applause] that I bought in 2010 so he got he got 180 shares doesn't matter who cares it's worth nothing worth 126 000 how much 126. I don't feel bad this [ __ ] scumbag don't even pay his student loans bro what is sucking off the government wow uh pay your student loans you know he snitched on himself is it Sally Max Sally you rich [ __ ] I would know nothing about it after some [ __ ] always asking for money you know that definitely did that how much you got left very little it's like what a couple thousand I think and you're not just gonna knock that out no knock it out I'm trying I'm trying to put money into crypto right now guys what are we talking about anyway so back to this [ __ ] if I'm a student loan bank I'm so pissed off at all you [ __ ] yeah I'm like live it if I'm Fannie Mac I'm like you can't put off Fannie Mae we gave you the money to go to school they gave you money just gave you money bro I want to put money in ethereum yeah yeah hey hey these are the terms of the deal you don't dictate what I do with all my money the term for the deal did you say there's fantastic no no there's Fannie Mae Freddie Mac Sallie Mae two different what's happening I don't know what's happening right now I'm just slow clapping that archives got a new shirt that's not new I hate the most oh yeah I hate this shirt he never watched The Sandlot the picture why not I don't look at it and think The Sandlot I look at it and think like the most appropriate shirt ever I [Laughter] know stop it yo you know what's mad funny yo that was all the Asians when when you Asians were getting hated on after 9 11 when you're a peep from them yeah what was that stop Asian hate hashtag then yeah that's a good point you were the Forgotten Asians We Are The Forgotten Asians you really are hey guys nobody even refers to y'all Asians bro I know bro us neither be honest with you that's on you guys all right but back to this nfts being [ __ ] okay so I'm I'm a shareholder and a company Tesla right I'm partial owner of Tesla now let's go I am a Barcelona with Tesla right you are and I didn't buy in when it was cheap like uh I bought him when it was expensive yeah I opened up TD Ameritrade one day and the Tesla is usually the color green yeah and the numbers was the color red so I was like it's time to get in right let's go I invest it's called being a smart shareholders exactly right it's called being an investor Venture capitalists you're buying some dips and the amount he was putting in IVC he was like [ __ ] it I'm putting this amount in and I was like do you know how rich you are and how insignificant this amount is yeah it was such a little kid in mouth [ __ ] it I'm going in I went all in it's like me being like [ __ ] it I'm getting Chipotle I'm getting blocked I'm getting [ __ ] come on yeah it really would work where the rest of the money probably is what he's asking is this it you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] the rest of my money's locked up in you know bat coin I did put money in a coin called Bat bro but I got [ __ ] algorithm what's that that's been killing it lately starting a whole [ __ ] pandemic I think he's got a bet on the back right anyway [Laughter] the only person to go broke on crypto everyone's making millions of dollars so I invest in this Tesla [ __ ] right then I go online and then there's this gold bug his name is Peter Schiff they call him the gold bug right we spoke about him and he's the guy who's all in on gold right and he starts talking [ __ ] to Elon and he was like Elon Musk invested in blah blah blah blah you could leave trouble yeah go go go go go go take your call so it was you could invest in um you can invest in crypto if you want he hates crypto right he goes you can invest in crypto if you want but you see what happened to Elon musk's company app after he put you know 1.5 percent in Bitcoin his company has taken to Tumble no other big companies are going to do this you got to be crazy to do it and Elon Musk responds with like eggplant emoji and it was like a fun little Twitter thing but when he said that about Elon right I took it like I took it personally yeah companies and I understood in that moment since I never invested in anything before like I could be objective not because I was being an objective person I just didn't have any skin the game right so I could talk [ __ ] about Elon on a random podcast and talk [ __ ] once you have your money and your future tied to a company it's so hard to be objective now everything Elon does I'm like hell yeah that's how you run a company you want to smoke on Joe Rogan smoke on Joe Rogan if you want to that's good polls under the ground dig holes under the ground I'm completely unobjective is that the word yeah I'm completely unobjective about Tesla because I'm invested in it right and I realized that that applies not only to Tesla that applies to podcasts that applies to content creators that applies to musical artists that applies if you're if you've dedicated tens of thousands of hours in your life to Michael Jackson right or tens of thousands of hours of your life to a church tens of thousands of hours of life into anything you are so invested that if anybody criticized that thing it's a criticism of you so you can't be objective so the knee-jerk reaction is to immediately defend Michael Jackson or maybe R Kelly like you need so much so much negative press yeah about that person in order for you to remove yourself because if it's true you feel dumb yeah you got duped you got you feel like you got duped and we would rather not be duped yeah excuse me we'd rather not be duped than we would rather not believe we're duped yeah I guess than except that we are yes I'm admitting I'm wrong I put my money on the wrong horse I I'm team Elon over Jeff Bezos if I bought Amazon in 2015 so so I guess that's my my thing is like we knew when we invited Pops in here we were like this guy is not going to be objective and we didn't want an objective Viewpoint we wanted the Viewpoint of someone who was so fully committed to it right yeah all right guys we're gonna take a break 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when you're fully committed to a company right you want to do everything that could potentially pump the value of that company yes right like I was talking to u8 and he brought up this example he's like for example like Twitter is thinking of buying CNN you all heard about that right did not hear that maybe there's Whispers of it right but he goes if Twitter buys CNN and that lifts Twitter stock price and the overall valuation of the company an amount that's higher than what they purchased CNN for it was the right move they won yeah so what they're doing is when you're committed to your company you want things to go well for that company even as a shareholder an investor yes and now with the internet we have the ability to essentially pump up the companies that we're invested in okay it makes perfect sense for pump to be a social media activist if you will okay for Bitcoin because he's all in on bitcoin but you could also trust his motives because since he's so committed he's not gonna pump and dump okay right because if he pumped and dumped then he loses out well I guess he could make money off the pump but anyway he's on social media so you can hold him accountable a little bit all the time right so then we go into the nft space right nfts have to be sold at this current time in a cryptocurrency called ethereum yes right yes ethereum is a crypto just like Bitcoin just like anyone that has value and that value can increase or decrease right how do you increase the value of a currency right by flowing liquidity remember the velocity of money conversation we're gonna have by flowing liquidity into that currency okay right so the more people that are interested in buying ethereum the more valuable ethereum is going to be go go so the more people who own ethereum the more interest they have in pumping up nfts because you nft transactions haven't or the other way around right in order to buy nfts yeah you need to buy ethereum first right yeah so if it looks like everybody who buys nfts becomes a millionaire yeah well we got to get into the nft game right and if you're a collector you've got to get into the Ft game so now as a collector you buy your ethereum first yeah and then you buy the NFC the the nft almost functions as a marketing tool for the crypto itself I bought ethereum only because I was like oh this nft thing is kind of popping I think it could Spike yeah so I'm not the only one that did that yeah that wasn't some super smart investment move I bet a bunch of people like oh this nft thing is going to be a craze for a little bit let me buy some crypto and nft not even to buy nfts but because so many people are going to be buying ethereum right right this is where we get potentially nefarious and we go back to the Twitter CNN argument what if you're let's say the winklevosses right yeah and you have tens of billions maybe hundreds of billions of dollars invested in cryptocurrencies not just Bitcoin but ethereum yeah would it be worth it to you to throw a hundred million dollars at this nft Market to inflate it yeah you would only need to make a hundred and one million dollars in the value of ethereum going up due to these nfts in order for you to be profitable right could this nft Market be completely inflated yeah right by people who are pot committed to the crypto ethereum yeah if I'm an ethereum holder if I own the company itself yeah like I'm vitalik buterin or whatever the [ __ ] I'm going yo do we have a marketing budget give me 200 million dollars buy a bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] art that's not worth nothing because there's no exclusionary value to it the whole reason you buy something is because it is exclusive to you right and the fact that you could jpeg any of these things now is no longer exclusive right right if if I have a marketing budget of 200 million dollars I'm throwing it at these nft things I'm building up that people [ __ ] I'm doing bids that are real yeah but they're also not real yeah you buy starting nft yeah I start an nft I'll buy yours for a thousand ethereum you buy mine for a thousand ethereum them now you're worth a thousand ethereum in your art and I am but we're equal in money yeah there's no trade processing there's nothing we just gave each other people are looking on the outside like yo they made a million dollars worth of ethereum on these nfts we should get into nfts and we just handed money back and forth accounts so switching money back and forth no real reason to like you're not going through any real middle man right yeah I think that you can just trade the ethereum directly maybe there's some small processing fee or something who knows but it's a great marketing tool for a crypto because you have to have that crypto in order to access it yeah and it almost makes it look like this is just beginning this is the future and in order to be part of the future you got to own this currency right the the only pushback I think somebody who's all four nfts would give I think is that because everything's on the blockchain and you can see all the purchases that are being made sure so you can see the [ __ ] up [ __ ] if like oh you're just buying that and then he's buying the bright back so some people would be like nah but you the fact that it's all transparent then that can't happen but my thing which is what I asked uh Pap is like nobody's checking this [ __ ] exactly like everybody said yes it's transparent you can do it what what's like do you go to a job how do I check the ethereum blockchain I don't know they act like the ethereum blockchain's Times Square you just go look at them just look at it yeah it ain't no website for that [ __ ] it's one blockchain the ethereum blockchain do you know how many tens of thousands of transactions probably happen to that it's like finding a name at the Vietnam memorial you're just gonna be looking through that [ __ ] forever till you finally come across your grandfather who fought in the War I would assume it's more streamlined than that but here's what one thing I will say I agree with what you said and it's all completely possible maybe probable yeah that doesn't make nfts not valuable though that doesn't mean it can't float the entire market and to the point where nfts just become the way we invest in art that's 100 true true the thing about our and this was always my issue when it came to nfts I'm not saying it it's not possible battery Aid had a great idea for for an nft that I'll get to in a second but the thing about art right is the fact that it is exclusive to you right like you own a piece of art that is yours yeah it's exclusionary value yeah you could own this JPEG but if anybody else can just copy the JPEG and post it there it's not exclusive to you the Mona Lisa is exclusive to whoever owns that Mona Lisa and has offered to give it to the Louvre for whatever reason but they could also put it in their bathroom and it is exclusive and then the only place that you can see it is you and I think that we'll see another version of the nft like we were saying I believe in the blockchain technology and I believe in the verification of goods but right now the idea of like a digital asset being worth something because it's very more because it's verified when all of us know that there's really no difference in this other thing right it's just going to lessen the value a little bit go maybe you've maybe your address in that last Point tell me if you did I think it still has value because of something you said earlier which is we are so invested in like the podcast we listen to and whatever other digital media It's All Digital for the most part everything we consume so digital art doesn't seem like much of a stretch and digital memorabilia from those people that were still invested in if Joe Rogan nft'd his Alex Jones episode and you got the fans of Joe Rogan and the fans of Alex Jones they're gonna want that [ __ ] emotionally that's from these guys that I worship I've invested tens of thousands of hours in I'll pay 100 people are going to pay for things like people buy things on fortnite that aren't real all the time so people pay real money on digital things there's no question um and another point I just want to bring up like when it came comes to like why would you throw 200 million dollars at a cryptocurrency like what would be the advantage of that well if you got into ethereum when it was worth one penny and now it's worth Seventeen hundred dollars and you have a million shares you made way more than whatever so you have all this money that's not even really real it's just out of nowhere yeah right like like the people that got into crypto right now are just millionaires multi-millionaires billionaires so they have all this money that's in crypto that they know that they didn't really earn so they're willing to throw it around a little bit because they they literally the cost it was [ __ ] pennies you know can I push back a little bit yeah go couldn't the S P 500 who has more money than any of these crypto guys do the same thing with the stock market stock market's been up throughout the pandemic for the most part they did so that's it's a stimulus system yeah how do you think the stock market is going up because they're inflating the [ __ ] out of it so isn't it the same thing as it's this it's I it's happening no matter where you put your money yep I guess what I'm saying is it's not real yeah you're peeing on yourself and eventually you run out of pee yeah and then somebody gotta deal with them wet pants yeah and usually it's not the rich [ __ ] that gotta deal with the wet paint 100 usually it's a poor [ __ ] that gotta deal with it and they support [ __ ] who get in at the end like I'm gonna make some money off this nft Arc and then once the House of Cards Falls it's all a house of cards like every economy is a house of cards yes but usually the House of Cards falls on the poor people who get in last because they're like oh [ __ ] I can make money on this like we're getting in last like when when we're out here talking these [ __ ] on boats they already made Millions on it yeah like we're at the end of this [ __ ] you know what I mean yeah we're not at the end though we're like there's a big portion of the society you're sleeping on how many people if Bitcoin is the economy which economy do you believe in more if Bitcoin becomes the economy that wins yeah a lot of [ __ ] are going to have gotten in way too late put it this way like if you want to look at um where the beginning and the end is you you look at what the peak value of the currency is going to be right and uh right now in order for us to double our money on bitcoin that we just bought Bitcoin has to go to 120 000 correct correct the people that got in early oh they're early they got him when it was pennies right yeah so like if you look at the lifeline of Bitcoin from one penny to 120 000 we're at the very very end correct you know now if it gets here we're definitely like even for Bitcoin to go to a million yeah we're still in the last 10 of the lifeline of Bitcoin compared to the person who got it a penny and now it says sixty thousand yeah no I think you what I'm saying is that percentage of people that are going to get in when it's at like 150 000 is way higher than you realize so relative to the pennies guys we are [ __ ] poppers but we're still getting in at a decent time um what I'm explaining is is not the amount of people to get in yeah I'm talking about the value the value correct right yeah I get that the reason I'm looking at the lifeline in terms of value not in terms of the Velocity I guess is just because of how much you can make out of it yeah because we're having discussion of like who's really made money off this yeah yeah yeah so so these people like can you do the math real quick uh for Bitcoin to go from 60 000 to a million how many X that is I think it's 16. so 16 times right like so if Bitcoin goes from now to a million let's say it goes to a million which would be crazy yeah that that's 16 times the money the people that got into Bitcoin at a Penny yeah have already made what sixty thousand times one hundred what is that 60 million x yeah their money so no I know so in the lifeline like six thousand eggs they've already made what like if you went if you got in at a penny yeah and it got to sixty thousand oh actually no excuse me no I think you're right yeah 60 million x that's fine 60 million x so so we can make 16 times our money if it does the greatest thing that will ever happen to bitcoin we make 16 times the money they made 60 million times their money yeah they're [ __ ] on us they're cheating on us so that when I say we got in at the end this is still a good time again because more investors will be in yes I'm not sure on that yeah but in terms of who's really made money on this yeah yeah that's right other currencies are almost more exciting you know what was cool about this though what about what's cool about Bitcoin is normally the people who control everything are the same people that have been controlling everything for hundreds maybe thousands of years yeah this crypto [ __ ] as far as I know I know a ton of people who got Rich As [ __ ] early as [ __ ] who have no association with those guys and now they got real money my homie Roth who has Bitcoin will not tell me how much he has that's how I know he's richer than anyone I know so here's my goal Al you had a question then I'll say something still even those people who got in super early who are probably just looking at their account and it's like some a stock like crazy number it's still just a digital number that they can't do anything with well they could sell it into dollars but they haven't been because they just want to keep seeing it rise rise they have that much confidence so it's like at the end of the day yes you have a lot of money but until people start pulling that [ __ ] out it's worthless and then what happens when they pull it out then it pops and then everybody who right wasn't smart to pull it out early loses their money sure so it's like it this is a balloon that's going to pop one day eventually one of these [ __ ] who are sitting on billions is going to be like ah I want to trade it in for cash and that's just gonna [ __ ] up the whole system I don't know I can't make the full connection but I know if it becomes the currency of choice and that's just what we go off of when yeah when he said like I think there's a point in which we stop even thinking of Bitcoin in terms of how many dollars it's worth and it's just how many Bitcoin do you have that's the future he foresees whether that happens or not that's when it becomes I don't think it's impossible I still have to get more stable I don't think yeah it has to be more stable like here's something that you got to think about a currency needs to have some ability to be stable now Bitcoin is the most stable of all them but like let's say you're getting paid weekly in Bitcoin yeah and you build your lifestyle around this weekly salary yeah you can't afford your salary to take a 20 hike around a random Friday correct because your lifestyle correct is built around a secure amount when you get paid in dollars or British pounds of these things there is still that Security even though we all want to believe all the dollars going down and all this other stuff there still is something to be said about the fact that you can have a [ __ ] 100 Bill and you can go to a nightclub you could pay for that there is security there so we are maybe who knows maybe it's five years away maybe it's 25 years away but we we do all recognize there is a a future with this technology yeah we don't know which currency is going to be the currency I have a hard time believing there's just going to be like one Global Reserve currency unless there's a country that enforces it and then it's just the currency of that country oh the most comforting thing to me is that if it's true that the US is the second largest holder Bitcoin oh if that came out I'm all in I really think that might be our only chance against China is if Bitcoin wins and we have the second most yeah um ethereum yeah I'm making a deal with I'm going yo do you want to partner up in a family let's we will give you half of our Holdings you become the biggest shareholder [ __ ] become the 51 shareholder then people probably wouldn't invest because of the the whole that they have control of of what the currency does and they can make more and blah blah blah not decentralized at 51 digress point is there's it is a very interesting time I think throughout history you have these times where these people make millions of dollars out of nowhere I'm sure this happened at the Gold Rush or the copper rush and I'm sure there's tons of times throughout history where people were able you know some average person was able to get in on an investment and make tons of money out of nowhere right I think that's probably what the idea the Inception of America was on the sub level yeah um we might be existing in that right now right who [ __ ] knows but it's just a crazy time to be alive yeah this is actually an interesting point that from from 2020 this article came out it says the FBI or like government intelligence agencies own according to this article like the fourth most amount of Bitcoin because they've come from the dark web drug Bazaar and then Silk Road bust and all that all this stuff they have about 9.5 million Bitcoin and there's 21 million in existence uh let me take the uh actually I I can't say exactly that seems high but if that's the case possibly have more yeah yeah if you have 9.5 okay it says that the website was reaching 9.5 million Bitcoin at some point and that They confiscated a chunk of it okay but they got some Millions then they have to get access to it they might not have access to it and that's assuming the US government and and no other branch has been like just buying Bitcoin apparently Bulgaria's got a [ __ ] on 213 000 Bitcoin yeah but they could keep that a little too long [ __ ] well yo honestly if I was a small country oh it's so worthy oh yeah yeah are you [ __ ] kidding that is a massive come up for them yeah yeah that's what he was saying Venezuela was doing oh that's right they were mining it like crazy but I would just have government policy take one percent of your GDP and then just put that [ __ ] into crypto because you never [ __ ] know you could be this [ __ ] ass little country just yeah mushed around left or right or you could become a crypto billionaire country Safe Haven like have your country operate off of crypto that's a brilliant idea yeah Iceland get in on it you want to be [ __ ] ass little countries your whole life and I think that's kind of his point about why countries can't really they won't ever stop crypto because they'll 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whatever when we're ready let's get back to the show yo Miami uh Miami got a little wild this past weekend guys you know Miami's been Wild uh it's been open it's been an incredible experience but spring break came through did you see the videos well do you see it in real life at all no I've been out of town since uh Thursday or whatever yeah did you see it in real life I mean I just saw kids like walking around and like swaths of people doing [ __ ] but I saw videos like that kid running from the cops yeah so basically what happened is a spring break right and um I don't know why kids need a break they've been on break and they're going to school you've been on break this whole time but you need to hang out with friends I think probably yeah but they've been hanging out I mean we all hang out I think it's just a cultural thing that kids want to experience fair and they're going to go to a place that's open and there's few places in the world right now that are as open as Florida is this is this like their Woodstock what do you mean like Woodstock was just it's like this moment you need to be a part of this is spring break during covet in Miami the only place that's open on the beach let's all just [ __ ] hang out and get wild well yeah I think I think maybe man I I think what it is is like I think we're getting a glimpse into what post Corona America is going to be like yeah I think you're right because people are done with the quarantine yeah they're done with lockdowns they're over even if they know there's potential that could kill their family members or they could be killed themselves they're they've reached their limit I think everybody has a limit you know you can only hold people back so much before they start to revolt you know uh so they went to a place where they could party and then Miami shut that [ __ ] down they said 8 P.M curfew all the restaurants I think gotta close at 7 30. this is in South Beach specifically right which is kind of dumb because then they just spill over into like Wynwood yeah right and they spin over spill over to these other areas and now they're going to be absolutely [ __ ] crazy but like there were girls like riding on top of [ __ ] Lamborghinis working with their [ __ ] out and [ __ ] like that people and she was freak Nick it was freak Nick bro yeah it was freak I think only black people on spring break this year I ain't seen the white people you see white people out there spring break yeah there were some white people but their spring break was the week before oh I'm telling you saying black people are even late to spring break there's two Spring Breaks yeah like there's a black spring break nah like you told me like the Middle America is a week before oh yeah that is the coast yeah yeah it's like Midwestern schools will do it earlier because it's cold and so like they're like yeah go to the beach or whatever interesting that's how they used to do it for some reason they kept the same schedule even though everyone's at home okay so everybody's out here they're wild and they're like they're not even going they're like going to restaurants not paying running out did you see anything I mean I just saw these videos they were crazy and I saw my I went to this boxing match I want to talk about that later but I went to this boxing match this this weekend and my coach the guy who trains me shouts to Donato he lives I guess in South Beach and it took him four hours to get from the boxing match back home damn people were driving off the highway onto the grass and then on to I guess other highways yeah like did you see videos of that that was the craziest thing wow I'm not talking about there's a little patch of grass on the side of the highway which is there's zero gradient they were driving down the gradient the [ __ ] yeah it was insane because it was just Bumper to Bumper locked down and the cops were like restricting a lot of access to certain streets to prevent people from coming to South Beach it was just creating like crazy backup you were there for that or you were just reading about that from videos as well like I said just cop just blocking off a whole highway so you can't go towards South Beach I mean and it's like it was just Bumper to Bumper son Ubers were crazy expensive like that even when Wynwood that same night it was Saturday night people were going nuts yeah you think the bars are happy like they're happy but they're concerned I asked one I was like so this is good for you he they're like he's like it's good but like we need to get security like yeah they know what time you're one bad interaction away from everything going and [ __ ] right because it's gonna be like spring break is is [ __ ] it's wild yeah like all these kids are so drunk they're all cocained up they're not even thinking about their actions at all they're really there to like let loose I remember on myself on spring break like I was a wild ass boy like just stealing [ __ ] for no [ __ ] reason and you had access to partying every week yeah you get so white up there's a cool mug or something like that like I just steal [ __ ] with it was done to steal like if I'm drinking why not just twerk on a cop car yeah yeah but in a sexy way okay uh so basically I guess what I'm wondering right now is like is this what Corona is going to be or this what life is going to be after Corona I think it's going to be some level excited to like get out you're going to be the wildest the craziest summer we've ever seen probably yeah this [ __ ] is gonna but is it the summer and then when is it and how are they to play it because [ __ ] are ready to go like if this is Florida and obviously these are people coming from other places but it seems like the places they're coming from have to be locked down so because this is the Behavior when they come to Freedom what is going to happen in New York New York gonna be nuts let's go I I'm one of these people who like if I own a nightclub in New York I'm trying my hardest to ride it out until then yeah because that [ __ ] is going to be packed so here's the thing all these nightclubs close all these going out dancing party places are closed we're gonna have less places to go and way more people that want to go yes so the places that are open are gonna make a [ __ ] killing who else can make a lot of money security I'll charge whatever the [ __ ] I feel like you could have it or you could not yeah this [ __ ] is like gassed when there was a terrorist attack everybody like you don't know if you're getting more of this this is a supply limited but it is interesting right like to see all these people just going [ __ ] berserk they need it yeah that's the I wonder if people are going more crazy or if there's just a higher concentration of kids you know what I mean like I think it's both I think because there's fewer places to go they're just all coming if you think about what did we do when we came down here yo the most compact closed restaurant that we could yeah and and your [ __ ] ass got kovitz you got covered we stood at the bar with other people like that was the policy of the restaurant the restaurant went and they were like hey can you just stand in that crowd we went from Central distance in New York like if you don't wear a mask on the street these old white [ __ ] are going murder to walk into a restaurant and their their policy was we don't have your table ready could you stand in a horde with other people oh yeah and drink with your mask off oh yeah they didn't say take your mat they keep your mask on they go go by the bar where you can drink and be masks yeah yeah it's crazy but also we're coming from New York like all like there are some of these kids that come from the Midwest coming from Alabama or something but they probably can't party like they used to party in college so they don't have that outlet yeah and then it's all just built up and now it's the biggest party they've been to in their lives yeah that's true they're gonna go [ __ ] berserk hit right around spring break last [ __ ] so we all got a spring break pent up spring break energy right now going on yeah that's true there's a lot of college kids who were like oh man I'm not gonna get my spring break because when you think about it if you spring break in America you gotta be 21. um for the most part [ __ ] are not taking a flight getting a hotel to maybe be able to go to the bar I was 17 18 in Cancun going wow but that's why I said America oh yeah you know what I mean so it's like if you if you're gonna go down for Florida you probably gotta have ID yeah and they're way more strict nowadays than they were when we were kids where you could like fake your little idea and [ __ ] now you got to insert your ID into some piece of technology and another idea they wouldn't know dead ass ever anyone just trade IDs and they just get it and they just get it like that ass but my point is like [ __ ] are out here bro yeah and it's just it's I don't know there's it sucks that they're tearing up Miami I don't like that but I am excited at the enthusiasm to party amongst like the general public like it's cool to me that people want to be out they want to be around each other and the second things open up we're going to get back to normal oh yeah because that was I guess a little bit of fear it's like how much of this lingers like you know people go is this what life's going to be are we not going to want to be around people are we going to be social distance forever we're gonna have our masks on and this just proves that the second the government says you don't gotta wear the mask the second the government says you don't got a social distance the second of government says you could go out to the bar the [ __ ] is going to be jam-packed like if if China's planning to release another virus do it day one of the opening because everybody gonna get infected oh yeah you know what I'm saying like if they got another one cooking up in a lab right there and you want to shut [ __ ] down again day one uh-huh it's gonna look like Miami was yeah but also how boring are we that there's like [ __ ] Woodstock happening in Miami and no one saw it at all so once the gunshots happen I was good bro I'm 36. I'm so good so we just started a boat living it up like yeah yeah I guess doing it bro we should have had spring break that's how rich people party let's just get on the water away from the poor people let them have their little fun we took a bus real vehicle Al's birthday wish I wish Al happy birthday sorry I missed it buddy love you man and um our guys don't want to be part of [ __ ] be out of town yeah I asked them to come to Nashville with us this weekend you had another show Saturday yo go get tickets to that by the way if it's still available I don't know if it is but do that right now uh if you couldn't get tickets to those shows but he don't even want to come bro he never want to hang out why not I gotta go away go in the Northeast what does that mean the north Northeast like that's how you know you got to do that stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] well you just described the region of America I mean the Northeast like yeah where in the Northeast you gotta go I'm getting my second vaccine why don't you say that I know I don't know just something like I'm just going to the Northeast who says that I'm going to the Northeast like what are you doing tonight I'm going to the Southwest it's also you're from the Northeast yes I don't know if you understand how it works anymore it's like a vague you know what I mean it's like a vague Northeast that's what people that are from like shitty countries when they just say the biggest one yeah that's what you just did to me yeah yeah they just didn't want to say you're going to get your vaccine again yes what day are you going to get your vaccine Friday why Friday because I want to make sure I hit both podcasts where they're doing Wednesday or Thursday so Friday damn bro all right all right wow [ __ ] still don't want to come in Nashville yeah we're there the whole weekend we're there the whole weekend you could get your little shot and hop on a plate and hit us that might happen everybody's coming you see how I feel like at this vaccine if I'm feeling all right we're gonna play you better tell them [Laughter] I just show up and bump in my face sure but don't worry about it man let me let me use the second vaccine why do I need the second shot are you afraid people are gonna get you sick I mean you for one no I'm good you got some nerves you got some [ __ ] dirt you can't get it what do you mean you can no the first shot is like 90 effective hold on a second keep going on why wouldn't you just get the second shot though because Nashville going to Kid Rocks I'm tired of [ __ ] not showing up to open for the [ __ ] [ __ ] yo this is your last chance this is your last chance we're live on the podcast right now this is Joey Avery Joey what's up Joey hey Joey oh yeah detrimental career ending decisions yeah okay so Joey yes do you want to come to Nashville this weekend and open in Nashville this weekend okay now what is your excuse as to why you can't do it 100 all right good but what if Akash comes well if Arcos comes you're just gonna sit there with your [ __ ] Down syndrome head and watch it okay I'm I'm there I'm there I'll bring my Down syndrome neck I'll bring all my friends and I'm ready all right bet so we'll see you there we're gonna be there Friday so make sure you're there Friday okay all right I'll be there Friday all right bye who's Joy Avery see how easy that was Akash see how easy that we got a vaccine together I asked him to come to two different places because I like him he's a funny guy and he's a good hang too yeah and uh and uh he's like I can't do this for this thing and I call them next week in an ass and he's like dude he's like uh what exactly say he's like uh he's like dude if I can't do this is it over for me but yeah man Akash is over for him yeah it's over for archives man three times now uh I just texted him you're blowing it the worst texting it ah gosh why don't you ever want to hang out with the boys on the road man I'll go bro let me get this vaccine and then I'm coming no but you are generally concerned generally concerned because you've heard people say that the second dose will make you sick and you got sick from the first dose yeah and I've heard that [ __ ] from people that's usually the second one they make second one I heard gets you harder and I got you wait what the first the first dose got me sick we're at the Heat game and I was talking to Mark like I'm [ __ ] dying right now but I don't know what's going on I don't want to just leave this hang but I'm in bad shape yeah that's a good point last time Walkers tried to hang he had full-blown [ __ ] vaccine reaction yeah I'm Corona sniffing dogs I don't trust because Mark had just beat Corona and I had the vaccines beat Corona bro I didn't die yeah you're right you still probably got it you didn't hear it exactly I got Oprah from being you still can't spell you still okay I can smell it when did you start smelling he's a long-haul I think he's a long-haul look at his hat yeah oh yeah no I think he's a long hauler yeah he can't taste he told me everything's affected I can taste and I can taste spicier food now I can my tolerance for spicy food's gone because yeah because you can't taste anymore exactly and I don't have tinnitus either like that one dude Texas Roadhouse killed himself so I'm killing it bro I didn't beat anything all right talking about people that should kill themselves do you think Kylie Jenner should for her donation to her friends GoFundMe uh this is a tricky thing of being rich you can't help nobody publicly if you don't do the whole thing I'm saying bruh you know that's her mistake is posting to try to get like if she just gave the money on the low and let them talk about it yeah oh that's nice Kylie Jenner paid all this money blah blah blah but the second she was like Hey I gave you know 50 cents for me or whatever can y'all give a significant more amount of money but it's also not fully Fair because apparently their goal is looking through gofundme's if it's like a friend of mine to see how cheap people I know are but like I don't know there's one for the same if you see a dollar from Anonymous that's your boy I remember it was one for the seller somebody had I forget who need Assumption of the seller maybe somebody died and I was looking through and I was looking to see how much and I was like let me see how cheap these rich [ __ ] you judging the rich ones though right because I'm looking through and I think Amy Schumer I got to Amy Schumer and I was like wanting to hate and she dropped like 20 grand on and I was like all right [ __ ] hey you good you good today hey you good today your joke's stealing ass [ __ ] you might as well put that money to good use she donated to the guy she stole jokes from she's like here you go you can have my back oh my God nah uh but yeah man she so the story is that oh gosh can you break down so from what I understand it she had a makeup artist and she stopped working with in like 2015. he got in a car accident but he's still close friends with her current makeup artist so she was trying to help them out and she just posted about it and the initial goal I think was like ten thousand dollars and she gave five and that put them over the top of their goal so she got them to the goal but then everybody kept coming to the page and so the family which I can't really it's funny but I can't really blame him was like we might as well raise the [ __ ] goal because people are coming wow so they raised it to 60 000 and now she looks cheap as [ __ ] with her five thousand dollar donation oh so they [ __ ] her over I think that's yeah I mean TMZ I think was the article I read but I could also see them wanting to maintain a good relationship again because it's at 120. is it really right now there you go so yeah all right see that's that's interesting yeah that's now there's more context because everybody's absolutely [ __ ] all over Kylie and Eric who's like oh you only gave 5 000 when you know their goal is 75 000 or whatever but also didn't Kylie like pump it she was like yo if you guys can donate donate to this yeah she did pump it but she also met the goal right so she's like she's going oh this is all you need I got it I'm going to pay for your medical bills they're saying they're basically like my medical bills are 10 grand right so she's like ah there you go it's paid for and now people are criticizing on the internet for not paying the amount that they need after they manipulated the amount that they need so they can get more money in but the fact that she posts the GoFundMe on the before we talk about this anymore your family didn't move the amount for the GoFundMe did that okay just making sure the fact that she said hey people go to the GoFundMe that means the the money wasn't met yet the amount wasn't met yet no uh just because the money's met doesn't mean that you can't continue to get more but the family probably went well if it's met then [ __ ] ain't gonna donate but if it looks like we need some more money that's why every good deed goes what is it no no unpunished man in that [ __ ] up she did the right thing here I am about to trash this [ __ ] when she did the right thing you need to get to a certain amount I got you because that's what it costs to fix your [ __ ] leg or whatever it is yeah and all of a sudden when [ __ ] start donating your leg needs more fixing yeah what the [ __ ] no that's [ __ ] up that is [ __ ] up I still think it's [ __ ] up because if he was the makeup artist that took her from ugly to how she looked when she was 18. that was surgeons doggo with no makeup and also 2015. that's 2015. she got rid of that [ __ ] when she glowed up how old is she right now that's I think 23 years old in 19 days exactly how old is she I don't know I don't know uh let me check she 23 is a you're a creep no but that's what's crazy is that means if she if she was working with him back then she was under 18. yeah maybe tiger didn't like her you know what I mean no that's all it was she had a biggest blow up when she was working with him raping me doesn't like you so I have to move on yeah no no she had the biggest Club yeah yeah come on they were having sex or nothing yeah yeah I mean why would you say that this tiger right I just chilling bro he's just [ __ ] down yeah you're right I'm sorry tiger yeah you think that big old dangle angle sitting an underage girl come on dude I'm sorry dog I'm sorry bro I took a shot unnecessarily for a cheap laugh cheap laugh yeah you know who else is cheap no I know I feel bad for Kylie man bro she the victim I see it both ways where it's like if she would have donated she would have donated 60 000. that's like like one fraction like tiny fraction on her network so she could just meet it and be like whatever assuming that they didn't move the goal posts on the whole deal yeah but at the same time I also don't like when people criticize rich people for not donating enough because it's like you can donate that percentage of your net worth you know what I mean when people are like oh Jeff Bezos can donate all this money to stop the Hunger in America yeah like you could donate to five percent of your net worth to feed a homeless guy but you don't do that that's a good argument that's a good argument so it bugs me when people criticize you you're just offloading your guilt yeah exactly like when people criticize rich people for not doing enough it's like you can do five percent of what you have yeah but you don't do that but you are expecting this guy do five percent of what he is some people might make the argument that like he has more money than there are things to buy right yeah so like that percentage is a little bit different but whatever that's fair but it doesn't exonerate you from having it done exactly yeah 100 I just feel like if they move the goal posts she's getting all this [ __ ] and they they owe her an apology like because she's the only reason that they're getting 100 something thousand dollars in right 100 it's poor girl that's why if you're rich you can't [ __ ] help people man you gotta do it quietly you really gotta do and you gotta be careful careful who you help like like our boy Abdi was trying to get me to like donate money to get this Somali dude from Somalia into turkey to get a [ __ ] like uh liver transplant or some [ __ ] and I'm just like do you know who they are and then it's like my mom saw him on Tick Tock and I'm like buddy I can't donate thousands of dollars to a random Somali group and then it comes out later it's a [ __ ] Terror organization they use that [ __ ] to blow up a [ __ ] grocery store now I'm the person that funded blowing up the grocery store right I need more than just a tick tock video to verify that this thing is legit what if it's just Pirates yeah yeah exactly I don't do that for those like commercials where they show all the kids or like like where you can like donate money just have a little [ __ ] buyers yeah maybe a letter just be like audio keep going I don't want In the Arms of an Angel you know hey I'm gonna row your boat or something I like the idea that like they're criminals like they're doing you know [ __ ] up [ __ ] on the Seas but it don't seem that bad like do people die with the pirate ship [ __ ] yeah I don't think they don't even know any we don't know anybody that's on C like that nobody cares yo if you get your whole boat robbed yeah [ __ ] yeah somebody pulls up a little skiff you got some somalis on the back of it kicking their legs back on to get it to catch up to your ass and then they steal all the containers on your boat I can't wait till he buys a boat I know you know that time is coming let me tell you something and you're gonna buy a boat hey boats are the [ __ ] hold on shout out we got a shout out at the company that took us out man Shout Out Boy Robert bro hey Robert Taylor shout out Robert yo shout out Robert Taylor Robert Taylor is out of town exotic rentals downtown underscore exotic underscore rentals they have some amazing boats if you're in Miami you want to take a boat out this is a a plug that we do a hundred percent supportive of this guy was absolutely amazing took us all out for Alex's b day we had an incredible time amazing vote thank you and uh yo thank you so much hassle [ __ ] Army provides I'm telling you we always try to keep the [ __ ] over here so if you are coming to Miami or going to any other City shout out to the [ __ ] see if they got anybody in the city that can help you out with what you need to do telling you Robert got it locked down we're on that [ __ ] boat yeah and I don't know how expensive maintaining boats are and all that kind of [ __ ] but there is something about being on a boat and I don't understand why but every second of it feels purposeful you're not doing nothing different than what we're doing right now but you're going somewhere you're going somewhere you don't know where you're going I'm going somewhere you're going in circles and then you're going to stop you put the anchor down and it's still fun yeah you're taking a break from going somewhere Mark you're not saying anything yeah but you're right but you're not saying it's like we're on a boat why the [ __ ] is the boat so entertaining yeah I don't know please explain this to me I felt relaxed the one time I was on a boat but that's it oh you weren't with us again oh you left us again you wouldn't hang out with us again y'all [ __ ] be seeming too high like high intensity you weren't going a boat hold on you wouldn't go on a boat bro what do you mean you wouldn't go on a boat what are we doing on this boat oh my gosh bro we play dominoes we played Uno for like hours I'll take back my invitation for Nashville no no it's because it's not the top of a train that's why yo you would go that's purposeful there we go that's exciting all I'm trying to say is this boat [ __ ] I don't understand why it's so much fun it makes zero sense to me but it is yeah you're just hanging out talking we didn't even do anything try to do a backflip that was the highlight of my life but like what is so fun about it yeah I don't know I think it's like it's rich like it just like are you pretending to be rich is that the idea yeah I think so but you're pretending to be rich in like a safe environment because if I was on actually no when I'm on like a rich person's boat I don't feel comfortable I feel like it's fun I'm on a boat but sometimes when I'm in like Rich environments I feel like an imposter I don't know how to use the silverware I don't know how to like behave or whatever like that I think I'm doing something wrong the whole [ __ ] time I don't feel that way in a boat it's the water because you're not surrounded by other richer people are you that's what I'm saying but even on another Richard person's boat I wouldn't feel uncomfortable right no also if I think of boats like a nightclub like you got to be invited on you know what I mean like you can't just we we got the table we got a table we bought a table yeah it's not really what do you mean you're like Spirit yeah so you have to like it's like a nightclub you have to like pay to be in a nightclub pay to get the table and then you're like oh yeah I'm flexing I'm doing my thing you have to be invited onto the boat or pay to be on a boat I would hope that it's not just the flex because rich people got built still it's something about the water it's just just like just like going to the beach you don't do [ __ ] at the beach but you could be there all day and having a great day doing nothing telling you it's the water that's why I need to live by water I need to see it from my window it just makes me feel good all right guys we'll take a break for a second because some of you thirsty [ __ ] need to stay hydrated yeah hydration is key it is key for life okay if you can go without food for how long a month yep okay you 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point where we can't even say the word whale yeah remember she's an amazing swimmer but is afraid there might be whales in the ocean is she afraid of sharks not at all just whales yes and I've been trying to figure it out like like Sea World like she watches black fish and she's like [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] doesn't mind killer whales yes why killer whales it's like the belugas the blue whales like a big whale big whale so I thought it was like maybe the size bothers but it's not the size it's just like the unknown and then just this big creature I don't know I can't figure it out I never I thought it was a weird traumatic situation I just look got touched by a fat guy maybe something like that so there's some sort of whale experience she had in her life it has triggered this sensation I think so now you promised that you wouldn't take her whale watching I feel I feel for the sake of content it might be funny if we went out on a boat again and it just so happened I mean but there were some wins you're the comedian yeah so if you arrange this that would be hilarious now another thing is there a fake whale type thing that we could do like uh some sort of like scuba diving thing you know how you can have like a shark fin and yeah shark is there a version of that I don't wear it we can be on the boat and then all of a sudden it looks like a whale is swimming I'm sure that's possible pull up on these boats in a sub yeah just have the the what's it called pop out Periscope out there Periscope what y'all doing poor [ __ ] stay above the water losers let me out of here have they figured that out when submarines just smell oh they got us no they smell I'm sure they smell just like a boxing gym you've ever been in a boxing gym yeah dog that's an awful life the submarine yes you're in like that little tight ass thing you just can't come up some dudes are in it for like six months at a time I can never and there's one little pod where they get to go up and like get a fresh breath of air yeah and if they go mad low and it's dark you're literally just looking out the window it's just Black Sea yeah the ocean scares me like I mean like it's just mad [ __ ] down there you don't know what's going on you you afraid of whales [Laughter] there's some [ __ ] bigger than whales you get deep enough in that ocean you're just like what the [ __ ] am I looking giant squid giant squids bro talking about whales the NCAA Women I don't know if you've seen this the NCAA uh women's tournament is also going on yeah like anybody would know but yeah they uh did you ask I don't know if you've seen this you know if I've seen it the NCAA Women's tournament oh yeah about that yeah I'm sorry I assume too much yeah the uh they they went viral on Tick Tock because they uh allocated a section of I guess the hotel where they're holding the bubble there's a bubble for the tournament and um they had one rack of dumbbells as their whole gym yeah and the men had like an entire conference room all these different weight stations this that the other and of course everybody went crazy about it and you know all like the uh super super right-wing dudes were like well which makes money and then you get a gym work the amount of money you're making right and uh I don't know obviously the left-wing people are going this is a travesty is a super sexist yeah what are your thoughts it's a little [ __ ] up to just have one set of weights for I don't know how many women isn't it more [ __ ] up to have just the one set of Weights why do you just not have weights you just don't have a gym and then just have one gym for everybody no just have a gym for the guys and then just be like we thought you guys didn't work out like that is less sexist than going oh they needed some 25s yeah you can plead ignorance that way complete ignorance is way better but somebody goes the women need a gym and then somebody else on the board goes do that we'll just take those fives and tens yeah everything covered in plastic that's colored purple and then drop it over there for the chicks like to me that's the worst part is that they made it this one little triangle stand I hope you can bring up the picture I don't know if it's yes I need to see it it's a little trial stand you're the ones where obviously it starts that's all it is oh my God it's the Zumba classes no they are black they are black the weights but that same stand oh my God so that's what's the most offensive about it not like oh look it's different like clearly women know that they don't make as much money as the men yeah male Sports Supports the entire especially you know male basketball supports the entire like sports program at the University not just the women's but basketball stuff men's basketball and football float every other sport if you're if you do rowing or if you do like equestrian or whatever the other [ __ ] [ __ ] they have look at this right here this is absolutely so to the left of the guy's gym and to the right is what the girls got dude they got a folding table and then I don't know how many total weights one two three four five six twelve total dumbbells also they must make enough money to get more than that like they don't I think they lose money I I do like even like my my high school like the girls basketball team was able to use a gym I mean like 100 just have one gym well there's a covet thing right and here's the thing let's assume the covet thing is is real and blah blah there's precautions in order to even get this thing insured you need to have the separation the yada yada yeah who [ __ ] knows who cares uh the fact that somebody made the decision that this was enough yeah that's the best we need to find out who made that decision and I guarantee you it was a woman probably because make that no guy with his career and life on the line could make that decision on behalf of women no guy is going to go yeah all they need is some dumbbells yeah if you're living in this era of like sexism is horrendous and the worst possible thing you can do stop women hate right if you're living in that there's no way you're gonna make a decision that that's that will cost you your job that will cost you your [ __ ] job I guarantee so whether or not you care about women's equality or whatever you you're thinking to yourself I can't get fired over this [ __ ] let's get him something yeah you can't be maybe not as good as the guys let's get him something it can't be this big of a [ __ ] description yeah so no it might have been that's a good point I think it was a chick I'm looking at more stuff and they got them yoga mats yeah that that's the only thing they should have is just [Music] but isn't that crazy there's a human being that made that decision they are quiet as [ __ ] right now bro and they're protecting that person yeah we should know who the [ __ ] made it because it's hysterical don't you want to just talk to them and be like what were you thinking what were you really thinking because also he knows girls only squat you know what I mean like yeah if you know about women's fitness like they're not doing upper body they're just squatting that's another thing like even basketball players male basketball players are really not doing that much like weight exercise like Jordan in the Last Dance he was like oh I'm bulking up and putting all this weight you still want your touch you can't go lift like crazy and then you're sore as [ __ ] the next day you're playing three-day especially in a tournament in an NCAA tournament how often are you playing uh twice a week I guess no I think you can be playing every day no you do two rounds a weekend yeah okay so you do one game on Thursday and one game on Saturday or one game on Friday and one game on Sunday okay fair enough until like Championship time you're playing twice a week yes I guess you could recover in that amount of time but I don't think you're doing heavier game coming sorry I think you're flying back to your college for or whatever and then you go to another city for the next round like the next weekend [ __ ] they need to wait for it you need to work out before the game you need to squat before you go play yeah you could just not have the weights there should be no weights and maybe that was thinking they're like listen nobody works out during a tournament anyway what the hell is this and then this one girl who I guess was going to get a lifting because she goes no [ __ ] playing time she just needs to get your cardio on and then expose it and blows the whole thing up who is lifting before their game but then don't have even don't put so much thought into the Mansion the men [ __ ] looks like a 24-hour fitness that's like a good day official yeah why would you put all that yeah they made it look too nice they made them all janky and it's just like hey everybody looks like [ __ ] everybody's weight room looks like shoot yo here's the worst part is that they actually upgraded the gym so they got the women like a way nicer gym and like a little like room at the hotel yeah right what it was after everybody yelled at him yeah it was after but like that makes it worse because it's acknowledgment it's like yeah we [ __ ] up we were sexist and didn't think you worked out and their excuse was oh yeah we didn't have enough space but you know who this hurts the most now these [ __ ] got to work out now they're gonna be all lethargic on the court because they've been squatting all day to prove that they need a [ __ ] gym yeah I guarantee if you got a 24-hour camera on that gym hey not a single person in that [ __ ] gym they're going in there taking a little selfie approved they got a gym and nobody's using that [ __ ] yeah why would you work out when you need to maintain yourself for the most important game of your college career your life so far yeah yeah nobody's you're gonna run a marathon you're going to run a marathon today I'm doing nothing nothing you're relaxing yeah boxers they stop sparring the week up they just do light training you're not using all this equipment yeah you're just making a stink out of nothing was it sexist yes was it so [ __ ] stupid that they didn't just divide the gym evenly yes were the people that were putting on the event fully aware of the fact that none of them are going to use the equipment they're going to be playing Xbox in their [ __ ] rooms the entire time yes stop being phony man but they just don't do the weight room that's all you got to do why are we spending money period let's just say money and I have a weight room that's why School calls so much because you [ __ ] need to be doing squats and and any other exercise I don't know yeah we gotta pay for it this is us painful Sally May got to pay for it and I'm gonna pay her back one day [ __ ] ducks [ __ ] duh welcome back truffle welcome back okay man on perfect time um here's something that I saw that I actually have no proof to if it's real or not but it was going around Twitter and I've heard a few conversations about this male virginity on the rise yes you were a virgin most of your life most of my life what are your thoughts I wish I was born 10 years later you know what I mean I wouldn't seem so freakish in my whole life I'd have had more friends no I don't know if I believe it but I also can see how you're just you just have porn all the time these guys don't know how to talk to girls they weren't trained to like deal with rejection you're just like I just jerk off watch all the porn I want not chill but isn't it weird that as it's become monumentally easier to get [ __ ] meaning like you can literally swipe [ __ ] into your house right yeah so much easier to meet girls like yeah the dating app they'll talk to you first now they talk to you first what is the name of that app bumble bumble yeah so it's like the most terrifying thing about meeting a girl is public humiliation at least when we were growing up right getting humiliated in front of your friends now they've eliminated public humiliation yeah you're humiliated but in the privacy of your own phone yeah nobody sees that humiliation you end up connecting with the people that works it's like it's baffling to me as we've made things easier they've become harder like maybe we shouldn't be making things easier maybe we need to work those [ __ ] muscles and maybe when we let muscles atrophy we're actually limiting our ability like it worked great for those of us who learned how to get [ __ ] the hard way and then it became easier right but the [ __ ] who never learned the hard way never built up the muscle yeah it's like you had on ankle weights you had to hit on girls in real life yeah then you took off the ankle weights and now it's just messages online shooting fish in a barrel these [ __ ] got no ankles they got no ankles it's like the uh what do they always say like the uh the son of the king is always going to lose the throne because he never had to earn it yeah in the first place okay is that a quote it's something about like it's like uh like The King The King that had to actually win the throne through like War uh he wanted it he won it right whereas the one who just gets it through nepotism never had to earn it so he doesn't actually know how to rule people yeah he's just a spoiled little [ __ ] right and I wonder if that's what we're raising is generation of spoiled little [ __ ] we thought we were just going to make it easier to get laid when in reality they need to put the work in yeah yeah I could see it being harder because one I think even women are getting way more shallow because now they're just like have these oh if you're not over six foot don't even swipe on me and [ __ ] like that oh [ __ ] and so oh covet and [ __ ] like that now you can't even like go out on dates to meet these oh my God Al you just said something super [ __ ] profound I didn't even think about this the idea that now that dating apps are purely digital it is a meat market yeah and could this be what makes guys start waxing their eyebrows makes guys start using like almost makeup-esque things like really leaning into their looks in a way women have leaned into their looks because women knew that their looks were currency at least to meet the opposite sex so now guys know that the only way I'm gonna be able to get laid is if I look good on this app I need to make sure the meat looks good if I'm at a grocery store you know how the vegetables and fruits always look way more delicious when you're in the store because they put the nice lights on it yeah they're spraying water every once in a while our guys gonna start leaning into their looks and waiting never had to before because they know that's what it's gonna take and do they start leaning away from their personality and Lead away from their success they're like oh I could get [ __ ] if I just look good I and not because I'm uh successful or wealthy and not because I'm necessarily Charming I just have to look well I think you still have to charm the [ __ ] but you might be they might start investing in things that are not the traditional Matrix within the traditional Matrix that we used to get laid which is success I'll be successful these girls want to be a successful dude okay we got it what was it saying you lose weight you'll lose money chasing women you'll never lose women chasing money yeah that's a fire ass thing yeah that's the thing that they just used to always say to us now might not be so true now hey these [ __ ] made more than you anyway bro that's crazy that is crazy and I wonder if that is the Catalyst for guys being super feminine about their looks like we already went through that as I sit here with my legs crossed but like we already went through that stage I think where guys start you know we're being critical of of other dudes for being too feminine right metrosexuals yeah the metrosexual stage and they're like maybe doing things to Manicure themselves in a way that maybe the traditional dude wouldn't support yeah but now I feel like we could enter a stage where they might be starting to use filters and makeup yeah or they go the other way just become full in cells which is what this might also be yeah which is they get angsty and frustrated and pissed off because that's the other thing I'm reading this article about the male virginity thing is that they're saying that women's Market has increased so much like if you're like a 19 20 year old girl like back in the day your market for who you could have sex with was like your College Community people in your math class that sort of thing but now you can access 35 year old dudes like 40 year old dudes like all of a sudden you're you're you get to choose your pool is so much bigger whereas like guys like they're they don't necessarily have the choice and they had a protected pool this was really interesting I noticed this when I was in college and there was a sorority fraternity thing and there wasn't like an actual statement made but like the Ferrari chicks and the fraternity dudes kind of [ __ ] each other yeah and that's who it always was and that was a structure that was set up for success for both of them you pick Within These different groups The Outsiders don't really tap into those groups and we keep our parties somewhat I guess homogeneous for lack of a better word and this way a dude who doesn't have much value in the free market has a lot of value if he's attached this fraternity that is valuable right it's almost like the Hollywood set up in a way right I guess all structures no that's happening now in Hollywood with Tick-Tock content houses those are the it's that's the high school structure so then you have this situation where a guy could siphon off value from the Frat that he was in and girls I guess could siphon off value from the sororities that they were in right and ah it's so interesting man yeah but now like if you're pool if you're like a 22 year old girl in college like now you can date the entire world as a 22 where there wasn't access to the entire world yes there was if you went to nightclubs and that kind of stuff which they did like girls that were 22 it was not lost upon them that they could date whatever guy that they wanted I don't think girls just started realizing I can [ __ ] old guys but in terms of access though yeah there was I think there was as much access in terms of um going out to nightclubs I mean girls went to nightclubs now every girl has these apps I think they would all go to nightclubs out would not go out but I agree with you there's definitely more people and you're not just dealing with night nightclub douchebags you're dealing with like a guy who's 35 who's got a good job yeah and he's posting pictures from his car he's posting pictures of him skiing you're like oh wow this guy's going this is interesting he's like he's mature he's older he's got a career why am I going to waste time with this one great [ __ ] 22 year old dork these 22 year olds don't have a [ __ ] shot in Hell unless they're popular on Tick Tock or something exactly because girls are maturing older than guys anyway already so they're like yeah I want a guy that's mature and professional and got a [ __ ] figured I like nice bags this guy can actually buy my bag I mean it sucks for me to just chalk women up to that but like there might be some thinking in these like shallow chicks well the things that we you wanted to get successful to get chicks these guys are already successful and now these chicks have access to those successful guys which is I think actually kind of how it was historically for a long time like way back in the day like 1700s like you were you know 17 year old girl getting married to a 35 year old guy yeah but like the thing communities of course yeah but like communities were much smaller right exactly right like it was often arranged and things like that exactly yeah so so you had this small dating pool and it kind of functioned within that small dating pool because everybody there was a hierarchy established within that pool right now your day in the whole world like these literal app you can go on apps and then match with people in [ __ ] Australia yeah like that's crazy yeah so now as a young dude you're competing with older guys who women do not have any issue with dating older if anything they prefer it yeah right so you're at a disadvantage it's not like um if you're a girl and you're older there's a disadvantage because guys might prefer a younger girl right like if there's a guy who's 30 years old he might want to date a girl who's 25 not 30. yeah right and for not even shallow reasons biological reasons biological ones yeah if he wants to have five kids and he doesn't want to start making those kids for another five years it ain't happening with that 35 year old yeah all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because 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Factor could be you I've heard kids don't drink as much they don't do as many drugs now and it's just because they have dopamine whenever they want right here so they just are always kind of like um I'm good I got my little dopamine hit I'm good I don't need that as much as I use I thought kids were doing way more drugs I think some kids are doing way more but I think overall there's a lot more kids that aren't drinking aren't doing anything when I was in college there are people that did cocaine but it was taboo still yeah now cocaine has become a party drug in my generation it's become like a oh we're going out tonight might as well do some cocaine for kids yeah yes I mean like college like late high school late High School like but they treat it like taking a puff of weed yeah you wanna do some coke yeah I guess I'm already out I'm having a few drinks actually I've heard the same this was if you did Coke it was like this is what we're doing tonight we're doing some coke tonight did you find a way to get some cut like it was it was almost dangerous you're like we could get we'd go to jail if we didn't even see anybody doing coke till I was in New York in my mid-20s yeah you didn't also see labia yeah that's a valid point there's a couple other things that the article mentions like marriage rates going down so like back in the day this is like this I see yeah if you were 18 getting married because you're in a community and like you're gonna have sex at 18 because that's what it is dude it went so bad for these young boys yeah yeah apparently sexlessness they're not gonna get sex until they become successful so this this been there done that like a joke I didn't even really do the joke per se but like a premise about uh um about there's no terrorism like uh in Puerto Rico you know what I mean it's like because [ __ ] are getting [ __ ] you know what I mean like like you're getting [ __ ] at 15 years old 14 years old people are [ __ ] wherever they're [ __ ] there's no terrorism right and we always talk about like who's the greatest domestic terrorist oh like domestic terrorism yeah like like who's not getting [ __ ] say what dude's not getting [ __ ] who's not getting [ __ ] right and that [ __ ] ain't happening in the Middle East [ __ ] not getting any [ __ ] and they're like yo we got all this [ __ ] when you dead you ready to risk it not only that Ireland people always want to talk about yeah you wanna you come from like a strict maybe right you won't come back you reluctantly gave that up maybe fine you know um I think there could have been something there if it was a super strict Catholic country where you're a little bit repressed when it comes to your like sexual desires in the Dominican Republic you're not going to find any of this terrorism maybe there's like Narco terrorism that's just completely drug-related not really from not getting no [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah you know but any of these places where you're allowed to actually [ __ ] where you got some [ __ ] to look forward to you're not blowing up no [ __ ] building apparently I don't know if I brought this up before but it was actually like a psychological War tactic done in Iraq where like oh they dropped [ __ ] yeah they were like putting porn into the homes where like they were like putting it through like the airwaves yeah like late at night if you want to like tune in it wasn't like broadcasting your face but if you want to go to a channel and watch porn it used to never be accessible and now it was but why did I do that so they could see women without mustaches they thought that would end the war they thought if they saw a woman without a full mustache and beard and also the unibrow that they would go no this is right why did they do that I mean like the theory is that it was able to like sedate the men and that like they weren't as eager to be out there you know killing and [ __ ] when they're able to you know did it work ah so if you just keep them at home whacking off they'll not go outside and do project pink did it work yeah I don't know exactly I mean we're still in Iraq dude we need to start dropping women over there yeah what's the point but yeah it is it is just interesting to see and like to make that connection with with uh was it domestic terrorism like who are the people you see at least marketed as doing this domestic terrorism dude's not getting [ __ ] right or white dudes white dudes right like obviously domestic terrorism there's like an interesting spin because like you don't we don't call any like uh gang activity domestic terrorism right there's like tons of like shootings happening I'm not saying this is just in Chicago I'm like the [ __ ] Italian mafia can go shoot somebody up and nobody's like oh it's domestic terrorism like the Russian mob can go hang some people have a [ __ ] building knows it is domestic I guess because you assume they're killing they're not killing civilians or killing people from other mobs or gangs or whatever so you were like oh that's just Warfare between those two parties got to Magic terrorism is a bunch of [ __ ] absolutely no relation to whatsoever it's so weird that we have to chalk this up and one seems but we had a lot of murders yeah you know what it is one is more terrifying the the traditional domestic it's more terrifying because like oh it could happen to me that's Terror I'm living in Terror if I'm in a gang I sign up for this if I'm a great mob family this is what I signed up for just a crowded her that's a [ __ ] great distinction you guys 100 right on that because I can avoid the Irish mob I can avoid the Italian mob I can avoid the Russian mob hopefully I don't have to like borrow money for them or I don't have to like do gambling debts with them but just go into a nightclub and they're getting shot up yeah I that's hard to avoid yeah interesting imagine going to a massage parlor like that's the last place you think yeah yeah well they said the funniest I thought I made him do it on stage but he was like can you imagine if like you were like your husband was like an innocent bystander there and you're like so shocked about it and then you're like wait where was he he was doing what yeah yo there's some people that got to lie about where they were there and they were in the thick of it that's crazy yes nah some dudes were getting beat off yeah and the cops got to question them they're like I'd rather not or the wife is mourning her husband I can't believe it and then like this [ __ ] what oh you're talking about the family yeah you're dead imagine that's your dad my dad oh my God so I had to run in I heard him I was gonna save it yeah I tried to stop it oh my Lord yeah you got it I was trying to jump in front of the bullet yeah you gotta you got to build a whole hero story to to cover the fact that you getting beat off yeah it's your only hope wow but actually I was talking to Ben about this about like how inside sexlessness makes you so pissed and angry and stuff yeah but if that's true you would expect it would be the people in the culture that are like most commonly sexless that are not getting any sex that would be the most angry you know what I mean like so like statistically it's like yeah that's what we're saying they're shooting up but it's like Asian dudes that like are like rejected by women at a high rate because they're not seen as like sexually desirable so maybe they don't have the extra Indian dudes but there's never Indian terrorism but I would say that that's a function of the community that you're within so if you're a white dude you see all your friends out here getting [ __ ] you go on Instagram you see these white dudes on this cool [ __ ] getting [ __ ] and the expectations you should be getting all this [ __ ] and you're not getting anything then there that resentment comes right but if in your community like Akash I don't know if you felt like an outlier within your community or you were like nah this is kind of like down with the values we're supposed to uphold yeah a lot of my most of my friends were talking in like college but it wasn't like crazy that I wasn't right yeah because so it's like you're not that abnormal to my white friends I was a [ __ ] mutant my black friends I was like actually the southern Christian ones got it but outside of that they were like what the [ __ ] is this thing that's funny that they Loki looked up to it a little bit they're like no that's what I'm supposed to be doing yeah yeah but even the white ones are just like I'm Christian but you're a gay yeah buddy I know I know God said that [ __ ] he said a lot of [ __ ] yeah yeah I don't know like so I guess you need the community to make you feel comfortable with that decision yeah but if it's not a decision like like if you're just trying to like [ __ ] white chicks and they're like nah I don't want that yeah like you I would expect them to be the most angry like yeah you would expect it if they if they're judging themselves completely outside of the Asian community right you know what I mean and I think I'm trying to wrap my like form this fully but like the women you're trying to have sex with are they openly trying like down to have sex or not like Indian girls Asian girls you don't know culturally to be down to [ __ ] and like be out there or whatever right but white girls if you're a white dude who wants to [ __ ] white girls you're looking at the white girls and they're not like usually super conservative and pretending they don't [ __ ] anybody so you're like yo you're having sex with all these people but not me Indian guy's not looking at Indian girls like you're having sex with all these dudes and not me no but why aren't Indian dudes trying to [ __ ] white girls and then go on they all why aren't they don't want to [ __ ] me I think that there might be a societal like you just that's what we perceive as happening throughout Society so I'm not the freak yeah they're just not having sex with Indian dudes it's not me that's the freak Indian dudes are just undesirable and that sucks and I can be frustrated about that but it's not about me yeah it's not you have a cover that's my that's what I'm thinking is kill themselves in Norway like you know like it's the happiest country in the world so why they have the high suicide rate and then people are saying well imagine everybody was happy around you and you're depressed yeah that's funny like that's got to be horrible but if everybody's depressed around you and you're depressed you're like oh this is normal yeah right whereas if you're a white dude keeps on getting rejected you're like she's banging other white dudes she's being another tall guy I'm supposed to be desirable yeah everybody's out here getting dick [ __ ] except me right right you feel like just such a loser yeah ah that actually makes sense yeah so I think it has to do a lot with the community but yeah Ben was I was asking about the Asian to hate thing he said something interesting he was like um he was uh Asians don't he's half asian he's half Japanese and half white uh half normal and uh he said uh he's like here's the thing with us is like we don't get seen as fully American and I'm sure you probably experienced this too yeah and like like he his relatives like his grandfather and grandmother were in the internment yes you know so like this from his lineage but his dad was born in America but three generations were born yeah in America right so his grandpa his great grandpa born a mess this [ __ ] is American he's more American than me 100 you not any right like you were born here yeah welcome so uh so so he was saying we don't get looked at as American we still get look as other and then he said that a lot of this uh he goes ask yourself he goes does anybody hate Asians and I go dude I don't know anybody that hates Asians right well he goes he goes I don't he goes I don't think people hate Asians I just think people actually don't think about us because we don't operate on like the extremes of society like there's no Asian Denzel Washington there's no Asian you know I'm trying to think of like a huge you know CEO or something that we'd be familiar with some famous musician or whatever Yo-Yo Ma is the most famous Asian musicians I don't even know if he plays an instrument no Asian Elon Musk no Asian Michael Jordan right exactly he's like he's like if you think of the most famous Asian person that you know go who do you think it is Jackie Chan Bruce Lee something like that yeah or something like that and even that is kind of like kind of rare right so what what Asians have done is uh he said something interesting so it's easy kind of to hate them or see them as other as a reflection of like nationalism almost in a way like it's easy to go oh you guys are responsible for the coronavirus or whatever that is because even though they're American they're not seen as American right by Americans like weirdly when it comes to the racial component is nobody's comparing who's gotten worse obviously black people have gotten worse here than anybody but American Akash made this point to me a long time ago he goes America is kind of black and white like yeah black people are American and white people are American and then everybody else is kind of you just gotta like pick a side like people tell me I don't if you act black you act white okay how do I act Indian in America yeah what do I do yeah they have no reference I swear the only thing I knew to do part of why I was pre-med I was like I think that's what I'm supposed to do part of it Al you're shaking your head just I'll just give a little pushback it's like it's black and white but then there is a portion of white that say think it's just white oh it's supposed to just well that's the thing supposed to just be white let me let me clarify that um there is a black American way to be and there is a white American way to be identity wise there's a black identity in America whether you want to choose it or not white identity in America whether you want to choose it and most of us are a kind of combination of both like you and I are both influenced by like white and black culture right and you're skew more black and I skew more white but we both have these influences from these other cultures right you and I are not influences by Asians or Indians at all or at least you don't think you are at least yeah at least we don't think we are like in no maybe maybe I am and maybe Akash has like rubbed off of me in ways but you if if you and I were like talking and we'd like did some random Indian [ __ ] we'd be like bro why did you just do that like that's a good point Indians I think and Asians are going to be influenced by the white and black cultural impulses that they're gonna because yeah we don't have an identity here there is no like newer dude like yeah it'll take time and it'll happen but right now there is no identity there's no and furthermore's point is Asians haven't assumed the positions of influence that black and white people have yeah so white people let's say go towards like business and politics which does influence culture uh black people go towards entertainment right which influences culture You could argue even more so these things are permeating American culture globally whereas Asia ends and you can include Indians in this as well we're like we're gonna go for law we're gonna be lawyers doctors dentists we're going to be successful we're going to sacrifice the crazy dreams the rolling the dice risking Hall of being a [ __ ] basketball player musician or something or comedian right for something that is secure and safe I think for our parents the crazy dream happened yeah yeah their basketball career their NBA NFL they made it to America but that was a crazy dream yeah so it's like yeah just play it safe and then to your point to add on to it then you don't get if you're not in those things yes it's easy to be like oh you're not American because I don't see Asians at all until recently like in movies in basketball so black people listen you hating black people you hate Michael Jordan he said something he could enjoy that he goes he goes in a way we made a deal with the devil and I go what are you talking about he goes you know I'm not upset about this this is great like we make more money than white people right right like we have a higher uh like per house income than white family right we're killing it here but that comes at the cost of feeling part of the fabric of society he goes I think that's why a lot of Asians end up being police police officers I go what do you mean he goes they just kind of want to feel like they're part of this thing and I think that's probably why you see a lot of black people join the military maybe why a lot of Asians join the military as well I think there's other reasons as well but like when you fight for the country you can't take away the americanness right you know what I mean you see a lot of Latinos join the military as well yeah and maybe that's part of like hey I'm in on this [ __ ] yeah you're not gonna tell me I'm not American when I got this [ __ ] outfit on yeah you know and it was just a really cool observation like they got all this success in America without integrating into like the cultural influence and fabric of it yeah and because of that they're kind of invisible they're invisible yeah and because they're invisible it seems as if it's easier to for lack of that word hate Asians it's just a little bit easier to they feel more foreign we talked about a little and this is why he pointed out like Asian female fetishization like it's way easier to fetishize Asian women because well fairly accordingly like shrimp took a second you know he was saying that Tinder released like data and they said that Asian women were swiped on the most like above white women above anything and so he was like Asian women white men yeah and so he said the reason is like they uh like it there's like that invisibility and like he called it kind of like dehumanization yeah but like it's not in a hateful way it's just like oh it's difficult to necessarily associate because I don't see you represented anywhere yeah so therefore I can see you as doll-like and like uh sexual in that way remove you from your Humanity yeah he said and there's the thing he's like listen we went for the bag right and he goes and we have this conversation there's like so many outside influences in terms of what you can or can't do and what you're supposed to do and like cultural influences but like he basically was like we tried to secure the bag and now we got to try to secure some sort of cultural influence and he goes and black people secured cultural influence now they got to go secure the back right and it's like their opposite side of the spectrum now this is so complicated is it to chalk it up to like blackfield going we're going to take over entertainment it was more like oh they won't let us do anything yeah yeah so there's a talk there's laws against this exactly he recognized that he's not saying that but in a way these outside sources that push people and push these two groups of people in different directions they've kind of now you guys kind of have to flip yeah in a weird way yeah you know but anyway yeah just just about the oh yeah that's what it is I think the listen there's many groups that can be upset about the shooting at the massage parlor Asians obviously feeling targeted their lives right now I think black people got to be pissed off about this because for years people have been telling black people yo uh uh it's your culture this bad why don't you just go be successful go to school you know get get good jobs don't commit crime why don't you not commit crime why don't you don't do all these bad things you're doing all these bad things and that's why you keep ending up in jail that's why you're getting shot for no reason because you're doing all these bad things and then you look at these Asians in the salon that start our own business they go to school they do all the things that consider these like crazy alt-right conservative [ __ ] say black people should do and then they get shot up for no reason yeah so the point is [ __ ] get shot up for no reason it's not because your education rates are lower what it is is that when you get looked at in a dehumanized way it's easier to [ __ ] shoot somebody yeah one thing I was seeing there was like uh two groups of let's just say minorities that were for protect Asians like let's stop the hate against Asians and then the other group is like well what about us we get you know we have more violence acts happening to us so it's like it was like one group is like yo we should stand for everybody and the other group is like nah we're bigger victims so like why are we paying attention to them when we're still the biggest victim and like I saw that but I like the pushback of the people who were just like no no we got to stand with it that's interesting yeah go go no just like seeing like certain black people's response to yeah like The Parlor thing because there's certain black people like probably the majority that I've seen on like Twitter and stuff being like stop Asian hey the whole hashtag whatever but then there is a subset that like you were saying like that aren't on with it because of either like feeling like the bigger victim or some other like complex reason I don't know but it is interesting seeing how that shifts and especially for white people to see that and be like because I think oftentimes white people will group like racial group groups into just their like monolithic Paradigm of like this is what they are like black people aren't racist they can't be racist Asian people can't be raised blah blah and then they see black people being like prejudiced towards Asian people yeah on Twitter and being like oh well you came to New York and ruined it blah blah and it's interesting for white people being like oh wait this is not all one cohesive group that all believes the same thing and if for them I don't know it's interesting to see the ship Yeah It's Tricky man it is also tricky just because of like the relationship between black people and Asians and it hasn't been a very friendly one throughout like the American experiment at least growing up for me like I saw a lot of racism towards my black friends from Asian Community right I'm not talking about the Asians I went to school with but I'm talking about like we're in Chinatown we're going into like the Asian bodegas or whatever like that it was always a little bit you know if you followed around and [ __ ] we would steal from them but you got treated fine yeah that's that's where it's [ __ ] up um but uh but yeah but so it's it is a weird thing where like I don't know I guess as black people you guys got to make a decision like do you put that aside and ride for them and then hope that they also arrive for you in the future because there's no doubt like Asians outside of America Asians are [ __ ] racist as [ __ ] right like you just don't even like Asians yeah yeah like that's next level races yeah you know what I mean like they don't even like each other yeah they definitely not go like black dudes right like so it is it's hard to ride for someone that you feel like has been prejudiced towards you um yeah yeah but at the same time you want to ride against Prejudice yeah yeah and you just hope if I'm gonna help you out you're gonna help me out again when this happens again because I will soon right so hopefully you remember this and that's just I think the way to do it it's just interesting because it's kind of like the Injustice anywhere is a threat to Justice everywhere thing but then that group of people who's like yo no we need to help Asians yeah there's a subset of those people that will start trying to help so many people that you're like all right this you're doing a lot right now yeah it's inclusive thing you're doing a lot so there's like a gray area where it's like yo this is inhumane this is tragic we got to do something about this this is like something we speak on yeah and then I don't know it just feels like it's a middle ground for both parts how many Asians do you think are getting beat up just for being dicks like having nothing to do like now you gotta zero you don't think there's a single Asian like that just gets in a bar fight nope yeah remember like back in the day when there was a lot of like gay hate crimes and like if a gay dude did anything to you you couldn't even beat him up because it was going to get looked at as a hate crime yeah but that [ __ ] might have deserved to get beat up for nothing to do with the fact that he sucks dicks like he's just an [ __ ] he got to get beat up for that we had a massage parlor they're doing a public no no I'm not talking about that like I'm just doing a public service these are heroes what's that the first uh asian-led Marvel film is going to come out Shang Chi the Chinese actor simulu that might be a little uh bridge builder it came through the Marvel Cinematic Universe this is the trickiest part right like everybody want to maintain their culture and they want to be American at the same time yeah and it's like if you want to be seen as American you can't lean into your foreignness right yeah because yeah no wait for it wait for the explanation wait for the explanation there's nothing wrong with you being seen as foreign like think about all these Italian [ __ ] like oh I'm so Italian I'm this and I'm like all right well then now you're Italian and I'm gonna describe you as Italian and when we talk about you you're Italian you're not American you're Italian right so when you lean into your motherland culture you are going to be seen by like that I gotta push back black panther brought everybody together that was like one of their highest grossings it wasn't just black black people but black people also Define find what's cool and when black people were going to see it over and over and over again the rest of us were like there must be something to it also keep in mind like the references the vocabulary and [ __ ] like that they were using African accents but they're using like it's lit but that's dance moves but that's what I'm saying that's how you integrate African culture with American culture and if the Asian movie does that same thing and if it's a good but there's no Asian American cultural touchstones you're right just gotta slip it in but okay so what he's saying is what are you slipping in what's the Asian American culture you're slipping in it's lit no break dancing bro yeah I get frustrated when movies like they create like the diversity movie yeah and then it's like I feel like I can't connect because you and he put it this way he said you can't lead with the detail which I actually thought was a cool way to put it like when you meet someone or at least for me if I meet someone that's like yo I'm Pro black I'm the black guy I'm all black lives matter everything black Pro Africa whatever I meet them and I feel like there's a little bit of like a wall and I'm like oh you might not like me because I'm white I'm so clearly not black and the thing that's most important to you is your Blackness so I feel like there might be a disconnect whereas this guy might love motorcycles he might love comedy and like there might be other points or he's just an American dude that likes American culture I'm like oh yeah we can connect on that and I don't want anyone to try to whitewash their cultural identity I don't want a black guy to try to be more white to fit me yeah but if you lead to me with the facet of your identity that is alien to me that I'm not gonna be able to connect with it so like with that part with that specific part and maybe not be able to connect with you even though we have so many other things in common because that's what you lied to us that's how you define yourself is Indian and he never hides his indianness yeah but because we connected through comedy and like [ __ ] about sports whatever like virginity connect as friends and he's able to maintain his indianness and I'm able to learn about that through that way but if he came forward and was like yo I am Indian and like this is what is the most important thing to me I'd be like oh maybe we can't connect and so like whenever there's these movies like The Tuskegee Airmen movie I'm like oh this is going to be like a very pro-black thing like I don't necessarily have like a huge cultural interest in seeing this crazy Rich Asians I was like there's gonna be some Asian movies but it's not a good movie It's amazing I could be less interested in this but now if they branded it as like oh here's an interesting I just want to see what a fancy fortune cookie look like bro like if you're if you were a billionaire family would be a billionaire family bro that's fortunate that is fortunate fortune in the cookie dog I have a fortune yeah what what message is going to be in that [ __ ] when you are oh my God like what's higher than General sells chicken what level are you eating yeah but but I hear what you're saying I think that that's true and the the thing that people might conflate is are are you saying that we have to you know hide our identity in order to fit in and it's like you're not saying hide it but if you're leading with identity then it's going to be harder for people to attach but I think you should be able to lead with whatever you want you just have to have expectations with the outcome yeah exactly like that Christopher Nolan movie tenant or whatever yeah there's a black lead they and he's black bro soul yeah even so yeah even though that is like a very like pro-black movie I didn't watch it and be like oh is it yeah I mean I don't know I took it that way the mom owns a laundry mat if anything that's not crazy Malcolm and Marie which I didn't love as much as you did but it was it was very pro-black but it didn't it wasn't about that it was about this couple fighting and then yeah they didn't lead with the detail necessarily they just [ __ ] and so when it's branded around that one thing like I I think that it can't be a surprising expectation that people won't connect with it especially if you're talking about this white you know who does a good job of that [ __ ] bro what is that motherfucker's name the sketch guy key and peeler yeah yeah Jordan peel even though like I didn't see the first one get out what was the second one down or something us upside down I thought I was hearing about Pixar yeah but uh like I I'm watching a horror movie that has a black family in it so they're gonna deal with black family [ __ ] it's about black life like I don't think I whitewashed it I don't know but it didn't feel like a like this is a black movie only for black jokes to be understood and whatever so it's like he just had the characters lives and form the movie without feeling as if the movie was uh for black audiences only like a Tyler Perry film might be you see what I'm saying yeah and like absolutely I think that uh yo create whatever the [ __ ] you want to create yeah like I'm not telling anybody what they should create like if you want to lead with your identity and [ __ ] lead with your idea I leave with my identity my identity just isn't wrapped around my my race right but like I lead with kind of the things that are most valuable to me and for some people that might be your indian-ness or your racist sometimes they have to do that and then sometimes you have to because you can see it on their [ __ ] face right so if you're a paralyzed dude you're probably going to talk about that in your comedy act in the beginning right um that being said if the goal is to be seen as not other leading as other is not going to get you to that goal as fast yeah maybe what are you saying now I just disagree because if the lead is other but then that lead is doing regular or not regular but like Americanized things then you you help people say like oh I think we're saying the same thing yeah but I think that movie is gonna do that it's not gonna be like he's an Asian superhero and he's only like caring for Asian people like does the movie take place and we're not sure I don't know what that movie is we're not assuming this that's what his point was if it yeah if it doesn't lead with the details that movie's gonna help yeah and he's saying if it doesn't lead with the details I don't know what the movie is yeah no I mean he is a Kung Fu Master it's gonna be heavily Asian past literally that's the move that's the character don't you got another call outside no but it's back to Mark's point of the difference of casting uh Washington Mr Washington for tenants first name Denzel no no it's his son David oh yeah John David John David Washington versus Seoul which was created by black people so it's a two different uh thing here I think that this is going to serve and be something that like Asians could be proud of but it's gonna also give everyone else a peek in and then eventually because it's so great they're gonna be like merge the world Saul was a hippie movie that happened to be starring a black lead to me it was a hippie movie first and whereas a Tyler Perry's movies this is a black movie that you might really enjoy this type of humor but we know who this is made for what this audience is there are Christian movies that are made for Christian audiences you could go enjoy it but they're leading with what that movie's about I think you and I are kind of saying the same thing where it's just like you can have whatever person is in that lead role as long as the rest of the things that they're doing happen to be relatable I think that's what Market is they were on the same page I think Iron Man with an Asian dude yeah Iron Man can be [ __ ] Asian and the Asians can inform the movie yeah and he don't leave it out that that gets weird don't whitewash it but then he doesn't eat Jarvis he could just figure all the [ __ ] out himself yeah that's a good point exactly that'll be fire if the office is talking it's like Brett you're on lunch break don't worry about it yeah I don't like the force diversity I just want it to be like be natural authentic the way it is in real life here's the thing though sometimes when you just want to place a person of color in a role that is not about their identity it appears as Force diverse because we're so accustomed to seeing people of color playing these caricatures of themselves in TV and film so when we see the Asian person like in The Walking Dead that Asian dude and he's not all [ __ ] Asian about it we're like yo what is this why everything got abusion you know what I mean like you got to be so famous before like Denzel Washington is so famous and Will Smith is so famous we don't even go oh that's diversity yeah like that's how famous Denzel they're not making Smith are think about that it takes a lot as a black dude you got to be super famous to not be making black money Michael Jordan Michael B Jordan is in Creed and I Just Called It Black Rocky yeah right because he's not famous enough for it to be seen as a non-diversity play yeah right Will Smith Denzel there's a few people that are so famous black people love that let's say they feel good black people have that white people have that I think there's very few Asian people that have it there aren't and pretty much no Indian people that have it like down the list you know what I mean yeah that's why I think when people say America's black and white that's kind of what they're talking about yeah who's that and especially if you want to be the Asian this is something that Ben brought up if you want to be the Asian lead you have to be so [ __ ] good compared to like a white guy that like it's not even close like if you're like like there's no John Krasinski of Asian there's a there's an economic play there a part where where it's just like to be a lead you also have to sell tickets but also in terms of like attractiveness like that kind of thing yeah but Jackie Chan wasn't really attractive if he wasn't a good actor he was a bad so it's like I don't know we'll see what happens but shout out to Asians bro you know what I mean if what we get out of this is they stop being good at school and start focusing on sports and entertainment and politics and yeah let's go God bless you you're one of the Chinese flag on your shirt right now is that what this is yeah that's your CCP shirt I gotta take that [ __ ] off it's still [ __ ] China forever Chinese government forever yeah [ __ ] China like when I say [ __ ] China I'm talking about the Chinese government that's what I mean got it you know Chinese people in China they're probably cool man unless they are cool with their government that's [ __ ] up why can't the whole world say [ __ ] America for years and rightfully so and that's not racist taiwan's allowed to say [ __ ] China I'm rocking with Taiwan yeah exactly that's what you gotta say I saw a wild article bro wait what a wild article like we're gonna have to make a decision soon whether we [ __ ] with Taiwan or whether we [ __ ] with China we being America because now because Kissinger went over there a while back when we were trying to get it out of Vietnam and we're like looking for like Chinese support I guess to get out of Vietnam Kissinger is this guy was like the architect of American policy for [ __ ] years right and foreign policy and uh for and uh they basically made a deal and the deal was like yo we're gonna remove Taiwan from like the UN status and all these other things but we're not going to remove our like I think we still got a base there and uh but we're not going to essentially say that Taiwan is part of China and China's big thing is there's one China and that [ __ ] Island over there Taiwan is part of this [ __ ] it is like Hong Kong is part of this [ __ ] right and eventually they're going to lean on us to make a decision to break an agreement that we made with Taiwan which is we got your back if anything happens and they're going to lean in us to make that [ __ ] decision and if they lean on us and we break that decision to Taiwan there's an argument to be said that China is the world power now because we're going back against our treaty because we're afraid of China because we're afraid of them and if we're moving now it could be a much more advantageous relationship for us to be cozied up with China and on the same page with China we get better deals and all these other stuff but we're going back on our deal for this Sovereign Nation that I guess let us place a check to see if we still got a American Air Force there and that's like when China's like keep shooting missiles in the sea and [ __ ] like that like close by is does it have to do no I don't think that the missile thing has to do with China with with Taiwan that's just like uh Taiwan was the last holdout of this um I guess I don't know like uh there was some beef back in the day what's the guy's name I remember uh one of these basically there was some beef in China and they left and they fled and they fled to this island and that was like the last stronghold of these people that didn't want to maybe be part of Mao or was Mouse people I forget exactly what's I'm no [ __ ] historian on China because [ __ ] them but uh yeah government just the government they still have a base in Taiwan they saw the Basin in Taiwan yeah so so America basically was like yeah we're gonna like hold you down blah blah We're Not Gonna you know let anybody [ __ ] with you and now China's so big that America might be like yeah you know sometimes people gotta [ __ ] with you China basically said to America yo we got these concentration camps with these Chinese Muslims you good and America was like yeah stop Asian hate you know stop Asian hate in America not China let them you want let them oppress the Hong Kong people let them oppress people with Taiwan let them oppress the Muslims throw them a concentration can we don't give a flying [ __ ] about that and the second anything happens here and all of a sudden you've got NBA players all of a sudden caring about it we care about our Asians yeah not any Asians over there it's a little gross actually isn't it isn't it did you see when uh Lebron tweets stop Asian hate I will [ __ ] go crazy if LeBron tweets stop Asian hate yeah unbelievable then you gotta tell them to shut up and dribble If he if he tweets stop Asian hate then you could tell LeBron shut up and dribble yeah cause we know what you really about because China said that [ __ ] and you did um China says shut up and dribble and you were like yeah you got that you right what were you about to say now did you see when one of Biden's uh like cabinet people accidentally called Taiwan a country like he sent out like an official like press email or something okay recognize Taiwan as like a nation because apparently U.S despite having a relationship doesn't recognize that of the country and that's the agreement with China right we're going to protect you we're not gonna let anybody in but we're not gonna give you C at the UN table and you we're not gonna really call you a country yeah exactly so they he accidentally did it I think he was like it might have been like the Foreign Press Secretary okay he accidentally put out a statement being like Taiwan the country yeah and then they had to rescind it and be like oh it was a formatting issue type of [ __ ] see like all cause they make shirts bruh why are we so afraid of China I don't get this [ __ ] bro you can take everything to India you're good where the same [ __ ] you got for one year wear the same clothes you got I've been doing that I've been on that oh my gosh you're so cool in America I love India yeah that's [ __ ] good dude yeah that was all about it they're whiling a little bit but not like China seriously yeah I almost said you know I'm not eating Chinese food no more and I was like I see where this Asian hate starts keep eating Chinese food I'm going to miss a child this weekend American Chinese people man our Chinese Americans we love you but Chinese government go [ __ ] off bro and I'm being complete Hippocrates why is it Hippocrates look is they're just doing what America does oh yeah but this is what team I'm on so we the bad guys of the world [ __ ] yeah yeah you're invested I'm invested I'm a shareholder of America you are a shareholder of America facts yo you an early investor right bro look at this skin I've been here from the jump yeah you know The Walking Dead dude Stephen Yoon yeah yeah he is the first male uh actor nominated for an Academy Award for this Asian American Asian American male minari so go shout out to State Steve Yoon from Walking Dead is he a sex symbol poor guy you know what I mean that [ __ ] from crazy Rich Asians that kid kind of handsome oh yeah that guy handsome yo he got the juice he does got the jokes those K-pop kids might be the first like true Asian sexism oh BTS yeah they might be the first true Asian sexism you think girls want to [ __ ] them I thought they were I don't know but I see them on Tick Tock they're they're men men dogs I guess but like they look so effeminate yeah bro now you're talking to Henry Golding from crazy Rich Asians dude he's in Bad Boys three as well that's a good looking dude that's a handsome ass Jean dude right there yeah super peace right there like super peace super peace dude super peace talking to my girl bro that's a problem I got a I gotta create a little distance dude six feet bro because of what y'all laughs Asians we love you all man we love y'all yo you want to run us through some uh can we do a bathroom first yeah how about this we take a little piss run through some feelings no facts all right and we're back for some feelings no facts uh talk to us what do we got all right we got a bunch we're gonna rifle through ready khabib officially retires knew it he already did that yeah boom Dana White just acknowledged it officially yeah he gave up he was he gave him the Taiwan treatment yeah like yeah we'll acknowledge how undefeated you gotta be to beat Dana White like he gives up he's like yo I tap out I submit you got it yeah yeah Dana didn't accept the breakup man yeah that's what it was like because he knew yeah this guy's the best nah but like dedicated ass dudes like if you're religious and you say you're not gonna do some [ __ ] that's the thing you're just not gonna do it like yeah anybody else that retires that's not religious I go ah you don't have the discipline yeah money's gonna make you come back the fame is gonna make you come back that [ __ ] wants to go to heaven that's it yeah so all this money and [ __ ] is cute I think he still lives in Pakistan yeah like that's crazy bro that's Bitcoin he took Bitcoin he took UFC money to Dagestan yeah yeah yeah yeah he's gonna be the richest guy in Vegas gold coin or whatever yeah no I think he's retired I think it's good I think you got to open up the game sometimes when people are too dominant [ __ ] gets boring yeah you know by the way I saw a UFC slash box oh yes this weekend I saw UFC for the first time live I've never been in person watching it and granted like we were we were up close so maybe that changes things if you're far away but uh because it was inside this conference center like in a hotel so everybody was intimately there um it was by far the most exciting thing I've ever seen live really not even close these are amateur guys right and no sorry not excuse me I'm stressed these are like professional but this is lower tier professional right this is not UFC no clue no disrespect to any of these guys but it seemed like they were at least in age much younger like this is on a come-up type thing and this was the most [ __ ] exciting thing I've ever seen live the most exciting live event I've ever seen unbelievable levels of excitement really someone gets choked out you've seen them I would think the ground and pound stuff was going to be boring live yeah it's not because you see them actually jocking for position and how much effort goes into just holding someone down right how much effort goes into holding somebody's wrists and [ __ ] getting back up after watching it live there's no question why it's surpassed boxing is the most uh entertaining and I guess most lucrative fight sport not for the fan not for the athletes but for the promoters but I mean it was just like unbelievable I could watch people whose names I did not know I didn't know a single person on the card and I was so thoroughly understand I literally said I want to stay for one yeah we stayed for the rest of them wow I wanted to say for what we say for the rest of the fights because we were there to watch a boxer the guy that trains me Donato had a boxer fight that night we literally got there as he was receiving his trophy for winning the fight I felt horrible but I felt bad did you make them late huh did you make them late did I make him late did you go with Donato or you no no not his training right he was training him he was already there that would be hilarious but uh but yeah then we stayed for the UFC fight I'm telling you next time there's one of these local fights we should all go I mean it's so much fun I mean and to have that level of fun without that level of uh I don't want to say this is a disrespectful thing but like Talent like who knows these guys could go on to be the most talented ever but at that level uh at that tier like watching AAA baseball probably isn't that fun right maybe it is I don't know I've never done it but like watching G league basketball not that fun and you gotta care about basketball you gotta really care like even watching the NCAA [ __ ] like you gotta care about the team like some of the games get exciting and that kind of stuff but I'm not a big college basketball fan yeah but watching guys you don't even know their names and it's still the most fun it's a bar fight dude there's something Primal about it it just Taps into it can't look away what's that you just can't look away man I've been a UFC thing that's that's the best it's the best unbelievable because you've lost the fight in town we're all gone well you've been to Floyd fights our costs will probably bail yeah yeah I'll be out of town but what do we do with the fight yeah I mean like what is there even to do it just seems a little dangerous yeah they were all sitting around doing nothing but you've been to a Floyd fight so that's where I'm like oh you've seen the best of the best yeah in boxing yes in the highest stakes and it can be boring yeah Maria and it can't be boring it can be boring sometimes the best of the best they neutralize each other's skills and it's not as exciting as seeing lower tier guys with just wailing on each other right due to bar fight between two guys who don't know how to fight yeah ending up in a knockout yeah Floyd first Pacquiao I was like oh it could be whatever tactical when Floyd was coming up and just knocking these guys [ __ ] heads off of their shoulders it was unbelievably entertainable yeah yeah so would you see a bare knuckle fight yeah that's crazy though yeah that is yeah I know a place like probably an hour north really what are they doing I had a friend that went to one yeah we might need to know that yeah we might need to go to that we might need to go um you remember that night in college where you threw a I think we all did we threw a little boxing match in front of the house no head gear no mouthpiece guys off the street could come up put on some gloves Fight Club there was on this fight club cops were watching across the street but they were on private property and people were and friends would go up against each other until they knocked the [ __ ] out of each other it was a human Circle we were just pushing back in it was proper Fight Club you had gloves though yeah gloves yeah yeah no mouthpiece one in the morning just wearing street clothes yeah but they're drunk that's their protection they uh that's smart no waivers another off the cup that was great did you fight no I was the ref I had a boy I had a boy all right what else we got all right Biden Falls climbing the steps to Air Force One yo was that you know what sucks is that he can't even fall like stairs are tough yeah like I fall on the stairs once a week probably like all the time I fall on stairs yeah right but the fact that it's been ingrained in us that he's getting old and decrepit and he can't finish sentences and he can't walk and he's breaking his foot left and right yeah now anytime he does fall we're like oh she can't be president it's not just ingrained though we have seen all these things like they're not like [ __ ] corpse be honest be honest sucks because sometimes he might just tripped but I fall all the time I saw the video I thought assuming it was just one trip everybody's making a big deal about it but that second and third time was just painting yeah that's when it was rough and then he tried to like run up the stairs he's always running out he's doing these little baby jogs like to show people he's in physical condition remember the inauguration and we're like no that [ __ ] was fire at the inauguration because we were like he's dead and then he came out there like it was WWE you got the video out you bringing up the video yeah the best part is when he hits the salute at the end yeah the good salute that was a great salute dude not over compensated [ __ ] up bro that there's a little part of you though is like you can't make mistake you know like when you're a TV presenter all right here he goes a fast walk up there oh that's the rough one that last one yeah you felt that on the knee rubs it yeah yeah he's a definite slow down and then let's get to that salute you know he knows he's about to go too though he's not gonna fall again oh no oh no oh poor [ __ ] guy jeez and that's gonna be black and blue for six years old people fall that [ __ ] never heals yeah so this is what sucks is that like if he's just your uncle your grandpa little limp look oh yeah yeah that's Al when he was doing a tightrope oh yeah if he's just your uncle your grandpa right and he Falls you feel bad and it's adorable but when he's the guy who is the face of the country you can't be [ __ ] up bro yes yeah you know what I'm saying like if you're a host of a show you can't be [ __ ] up the prompter reads yeah your job is to read the [ __ ] prompter he's not making no decisions he got a whole group of [ __ ] that make all the real decisions your job is to be the face of the country also why are they doing stairs still though right like why are they doing stairs most advanced plane in the world most advanced plane in the world he's the president of the United States I have an escalator escalator get the sky Bridge that's where you get this the tunnel you walk in through when you get from the airport to the plane you walk through a little tunnel you don't because they don't use the airport dogs but I'm saying they use a [ __ ] airplane Hangar you got to get something different no they use like get him army bases around the world this is ceremonial red carpet thing but there should be a cool version like we're not gonna do this you know that seat you put on the on the stairs I need the little elevator like in a concert when the [ __ ] just comes out from under yeah I'm taking over y'all trying to take it over God there's a thousand year old Chinese person right now running the stairs in a park okay and our [ __ ] president can't even make it up the stairs yeah yeah that's a bad look Bitcoin gotta win I think we gotta get him out of here Kamala gotta walk up some stairs carry him up there she gotta go full heels she could carry him she could probably carry him now kamala's Asian by the way have you seen that they call her Asian now boy hey you know yeah anyway I got thoughts you know what I mean what are your thoughts I just thinking she just became Asian at a very convenient time but she needs votes and then when there's xeniors [Laughter] [Music] very convenient so you think she became Asian I just didn't ever hear her talking about it I always heard her say and she was black and then all of a sudden around election time and then all my dork Indian liberal friends are like we have an Indian woman president no I don't yeah and now she went from Indian to Asian yeah it's true but nobody remem do that yeah stop Asian hate against me nah I'm good yeah nobody blaming me for Corona he wants a Chinese business to come to India I truly do yeah that's a good point all right what else we got um all right what do you want to go to you want to go to the cuevo sweetie or this Catholic Headmaster making the kid kneel uh we could talk to cuevo and saweety okay all right so cuevo and saweety broke up at 37 I don't know why I'm even saying that sentence yeah um but I thought there was something funny about this yeah that we should discuss who cares the [ __ ] about cuevo and sweetie's relationship uh but he did repo her car so he bought her a car I guess or was leasing the car and then took it back when they weren't together anymore which I think is fire um but what is interesting is do you get the ring back if you're uh uh get divorced um nope so that rules if you give it on a holiday it's considered a gift and you can't get it back same thing is going to happen with the car she will be able to sue him because he that was a Christmas present what yep are you serious if you give anything on a holiday it's a gift and it's no longer your brother but not the payments on it aren't it doesn't matter the car that was a gift all right well she got it she'll just have to take over the payments yeah and I guess he said I'm not paying for it no more so the repo people were like all right I I don't think they gave him gave her an option yeah you got to give her a chance to pay it um so the lesson is if you're gonna give your girl a gift do it not on a holiday correct that's a valuable lesson [ __ ] now what holiday matters could it be like some random Jew holiday okay they'd be like yes it was [ __ ] Rosh Hashanah yeah Hanukkah eight days you gotta wait a long time she could claim Hanukkah national donut day yeah every day is a holiday somewhere that's true yeah that's true oh my God okay can I ask you a question about this cuevo sweetie thing she broke up with him because he cheated what do you expect when you date quavo and he gives you a [ __ ] Bentley yeah I mean like come on yo you're very demanding okay here's a question I got um what if what if you propose but then you guys don't make it to the wedding it seems like I'm asking this about me I'm not we had friends in town this weekend and uh the guy had proposed to a girl and then they broke it off before the wedding yeah but the girl and her family still want to keep the ring you can pay me for it well here's the thing so they leverage the deposits they made on the things for the wedding yeah to get the ring back oh that's fair so she bought it back from him basically right yeah I guess she's like well you don't have to pay us like the deposits that we put down on the wedding but it was their job to pay for the winning anyway oh interesting I just think okay let's remove that from it like if you propose with a ring but you don't get married you get the ring back the ring is not really it's like we're getting married right yeah yeah it's not a here's this thing and then that's done yeah it's a here's this placeholder yeah until we're married if we don't get married then the ring comes back yeah as long as you don't do it on a holiday but the holiday [ __ ] they can prove that it was but not if you propose like I'm giving you this not because of this holiday still a gift are you she can claim that it was a gift are you [ __ ] kidding me she trust me I looked that one up so I gotta go mosa night bro yeah yo hit that mosa night yo yeah take it keep it that's a little that's a that's a little Ring Pop That is actually genius if you go mosanite because the resale valve the real difference is just resale value yeah don't sell it and you're not supposed to sell it so if you want to propose you should do it with a lab Diamond because the value exists on the purchase but not on the resale yeah oh my God that is so much better it's actually built perfect for proposals because it's only valuable while it's on your finger the second it leaves your finger it has not even close to the level of value there you go yeah what a beautifully designed Stone a stone that loses its value as the promise that you guys made to each other also loses value yes your value the odds value decreases out of the ring [ __ ] diamonds yeah 100 wow lab growing yo that's the trick lab green don't let these girls get you down Andrew lie to them tell them it's a real diamond oh [ __ ] that's that's double pain she goes no I'm keeping it and she goes tries to pawn it off and yeah let's start with my replica car and then work myself up to a nice replica Diamond move yeah that's a gift everything in replicas because then if they try to sell it they'll be like that's what you get your [ __ ] yeah that's what you get for trying to sell it uh dude yeah all right um guys this has been another episode of flagrant two we love you we appreciate you and we'll be on patreon.com flagrant2 this Friday like we are every single Friday with a brand new [ __ ] episode of hilarity um we will see you over there I mean it's only the biggest comedy patreon in the world no big [ __ ] 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Channel: FLAGRANT

Views: 661,623

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin

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Length: 149min 44sec (8984 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 23 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/nnlie10]

Schulz, black people been trying to get the bag but their efforts had gotten impeded. Ex: Tulsa, OK 1921.

[u/noNSFWcontent]

Tell em it is on odysee the alex jones podcast

[u/elizarraras87]

The Alex Jones ep is on spotify and Google podcasts.. why do they keep saying its gone?

[u/djporkchop]

Everything they said was obvious

[u/AitchJayBee]

Unless I missed something, they're just using gay as a pejorative for clicks, right? I know I'm at risk of getting called a pussy on here, and as a day one BI listener and patreon subscriber, I'm clearly not easily offended! But I'm fed up (as are most gay people) with gay being used (in 2021) as a synonym for "lame" They're a group of men in their mid 30's - just seems a bit pathetic to me that its still part of their vocabulary in that way, and use it in a title of all places. They also said way funnier shit than "it's gay" It's mad reductive.

[u/PyroZuki]

The Alex Jones episode is still available on Castbox (podcast app).