Kanye Drops and Jake Paul Pops | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

[Applause] what's up everybody welcome to flagrant two it's your boy schultzy i'm here with our car sing alex media mark gagnon in the truffle what's up in new york uh i am back in america how was your guys weekend that was good man how was paris we didn't go to paris though why are you asking us you were in georgia you were in orlando you were in the keys y'all did cool [ __ ] yeah yeah tried i went to the keys out for god with hurricane season he was like i think a little scuba diving this week went to the epicenter of the [ __ ] hurricane to florida to see if he could go scuba diving hey sometimes you get lucky you got rolling dicks i know i know how [ __ ] up because he was like down to keys he was posted something and then i saw a little bit later he's had like a rogan show and i was like oh yeah it didn't go i wouldn't go exactly as planned like like i know al has a lot of love for roger especially everything he's done for us but i don't know if he's flying florida show especially when roger's to go to to coming to madison square garden so i hit him i was like yo what's going on yeah yeah and then you're like yeah the scuba diving didn't really work this [ __ ] hurricane i had a [ __ ] all my [ __ ] she [ __ ] it up bro i'm just glad it didn't hit the keys so that's good so like the weather was still good it was just it [ __ ] up the water and then it makes it murky and there's no point you should be able to scuba dive though you're under the water like hurricane's above the water nah but for some reason the wind affects the murkiness of the water and i don't want it it's one thing to see a shark from far but imagine like you just turn around and the shark comes right out of the murkiness but you said you'd never scuba dive nah i don't believe in it really okay you need to it's amazing i know i believe it's amazing science is amazing it's better than skydiving i believe it's amazing but i don't believe in it and what it's like what's that being underwater longer than you're supposed to that's especially like i could maybe do that [ __ ] like in the same way that you do snorkeling you know like where it's like basically i'll snorkel but i can just pop up if i needed a bathtub oh no but let me just say this you didn't scuba in a hurricane that's [ __ ] bro let me say this though let me say this though i don't believe in that scuba diving where you can't come up you got to like chill for 30 minutes oh yeah the elevator yeah the bends or whatever you got to get the [ __ ] bends they call it but deep so you don't have the bends right so like if you go like a hundred feet you can't just go straight up if you gotta do pressure yeah yeah yeah depressurized yeah that's terrifying yo son no yeah you're terrifying you wouldn't even qualify to go that far now you're not there you're not there you got to work so you want to work your way up to you you sound so white right now go back to gym classes [Laughter] which one of us are black here son i'm going to swim and you just hiding from the water they love the aquarium or what they did in atlanta they also love atlanta so i don't know that's true i don't know i just there's just something about being in the water and not being able to be in control of my destiny i do not like that [ __ ] i got to just sit here for 30 minutes hope i don't run out of [ __ ] oxygen so i don't get a headache that's scary you think it's just random amounts of air in there say what you think it's just a random amount of air i think it's a tank come out yeah look at your watch you go i got this amount yeah one of my watches wrong variables dawg it's mad what happens there's a little leak i bumped into some coral and then you're just going to don't see bubbles you can't you get the bends what's gonna happen your lungs explode oh you breathe out on the way lungs explode i'm looking up no you just feel mad sick your lungs explode do your lungs explode no tackle's assumptions i'm scuba certified oh you really yeah i'm open water certified come on you go that's what you like that's really like like 10 feet that's like 10 12 feet or some [ __ ] like that no that's not even one you know it's only one [ __ ] certified that's open water and then the next rescue diver come on yeah i'm not deep i don't go deeper you can go 50. you can go 50 feet down but you could go 50 feet with open water can i come can i come up in a breath on that one or no you got to breathe out yes how am i supposed to breathe out if i need to have the air yo don't try to kill me y'all's gotta kill me this is you guys take this your to butt you got to take it but with that depth you don't have to pressurize on your way up like you you do a little bit on your ears but not like for the rest of your body so i don't know if i believe that i think it's when i was i think i got pressurized once yeah just scoop it up not screw it i'm a snorkel diving right [Laughter] that's the best name for it so i was i was snorkel diving and i went down to go touch the coral and maybe it was like 20 feet or something like that bro i couldn't my head was gonna explode just going down i had to clear my ears like you're in the plane on the way down just to get that depth doesn't make sense yes it does yeah no i'm not because especially that thing it has your nose and your eyes so you feel that pressure and then you start to panic a little bit so now you just breathe in and because you panic you go yeah yeah so now you just made it tighter and you feel like your head's about to how the [ __ ] am i supposed to go it's it's way better it's way different when you have the [ __ ] uh the tank on you yeah because now it's just constant air going in and out so you don't even feel the pressure on your eyes we're not supposed to go that deep yeah we're not supposed to go diving as deep as you can go until it hurts and then you're supposed to come up that's your body going yeah he trespasses now no one day we gotta go and you're gonna [ __ ] love it now you're gonna love it so much you're gonna want to go all the time you're gonna want to go to the keys during hurricane season just to not scuba diving that's how much you got what am i gonna see there i can see it it's so beautiful that's just yes maybe if there was some treasure attachment if you're doing that for financial gain i'm not doing it just enjoy nature yeah i don't know i think it's dangerous and i don't think you should do it i'm glad you didn't do it this weekend okay so i saved your life bro [Music] save your life i missed out son it sucks i don't really did save your life bro mark we gonna go back down yeah let's run it okay the fact that he hasn't talked about paris at all it makes me suspicious [Laughter] we always let him slide that why does he ever let us talk his vlog about ourselves that's what i'm saying what have you asked about my parents oh [ __ ] so anyway no you guys did cool [ __ ] you went to georgia you went to atlanta congrats to jake paul man that's all i got to say back on top yeah let's go what's up talk about it talk about it i shut the back in my sleep bro i shut the bed in my sleep is that a metaphor no i [ __ ] the bed in my sleep nah you're lying i swear to god in my life we want to have the most romantic night of our life i'm all jet lagged my [ __ ] cycle's all [ __ ] up okay this guy goes from no bread from monsters no sugar i'm just eating [ __ ] patisseries tartines everything like that i mean oh bread cheese the bread and cheese something that's not what he even should eat i literally we go out for the most romantic night let me tell you the whole thing i don't know how this is great yeah can't believe i [ __ ] the bed okay okay so look look good i'm so excited myself okay so we do the whole [ __ ] thing she loves you dog say what she loves you know i was like i'll just go go get her perry not wake up and do nothing about it i started walking down the stairs like why am i [ __ ] cold oh my god you sleep [ __ ] cold no it was in my culprits it went through the cooler it went through let me tell you something i might have [ __ ] my bed and slept through it for six to eight hours [ __ ] my bed and slept through it for six to eight hours minimum i'm walking down the stairs in our hotel room okay and i felt about like the third stair i was like man why my [ __ ] cold and wet and i was like what is going on here and then i put it two and two together i was like i just saw yeah literally number number two number two i saw her period staying on the [ __ ] bed i was like maybe that wasn't a period stan cause it was on my side why would it be why would she get on my side and then i went to the bathroom i took off my [ __ ] undies wow oh my goodness like no no no no not like a lock a little sneeze yes it's a little creme brulee like a okay so now we had the most romantic [ __ ] day it was absolutely beautiful your boy was pulling out all the stops i had the [ __ ] yeah did a great job he helped me out he he was the one who found a car spot like but i also had laurent helping out bro shouts to jerking that's all you did that was your whole vacation i show up i look fly and i been i'm talking to a french uh rental car owner while i'm in a bathrobe in in italy i was having my trip too i'm an ideas guy bro it's called upper management yeah someone learned how to make my childhood this is thing looking at the eiffel tower i pulled out all the stops i called dove all the run you see ideas i thought about the idea you couldn't even stop your colons can i and i'll be honest i think i remember the farts i remember that's the word i remember the first day because i pushed hella hard yeah but i was just so tired bro and i remember i just yeah i pushed hella hard and i just [ __ ] punctured through dude i literally yeah anyway so yeah so we had a really romantic way did you have to wake her up yeah did you try to hide it son i didn't know to the morning i didn't y'all didn't understand i know she already where was she no i said on the way down i was like damn i think i [ __ ] the bet i thought i tried to throw it on her but i thought that yo babe you shut the bed like you didn't even try say what you didn't even try no i didn't [ __ ] try to [ __ ] the bed and win and bought our [ __ ] person hermes a few hours later [Laughter] we gotta cover this thing up we gotta somebody needs a kelly bag we gotta cover this thing up wow we went shopping boy we went shopping bro women be shopping i don't know how to hold in bread i haven't eaten bread in in a year and a half are you holding all [ __ ] no ain't no [ __ ] no no i haven't had confidence in my farts for 48 hours minimum no no i've been farting and just laying a little bit out like i've i've been farting like it's call of duty when you like see if someone's around the corner like you know you're like every time i fart it's just like super delicate a lot of focus on the lips damn so did you buy yourself anything like no i didn't buy myself depends he bought himself cheese i sort of really brought a diaper to nah we went to this [ __ ] store couldn't get a goddamn appointment she was so excited we go into the store and i'm like i gotta do something boy like i gotta make this [ __ ] happen so we go in there and i'm just like yo what's good like [ __ ] the bed yeah he's probably like oh yeah what'd you do he's like i [ __ ] the baby does it feel like the expression like when people say it no no it's actually it's it's an understatement people really misuse that expression it's much different like it's much different when it happens in real life to you and you're sitting there looking at your underwear as you take the rest of your [ __ ] oh my god you're just lucky it was at a hotel because if this was at your house the whole bed is gone you gotta throw it you gotta throw out the whole bed yeah oh you're a piece you're on a piece of [ __ ] i'm a liner did you strip the sheets when the maid came or you just let her handle it i don't know man 100 percent 11. 100 percent oh come on i don't know if we told you i know she wouldn't like she went live there's no way she would let that happen yeah we went shopping bro that she was crazy damn i almost stole the [ __ ] bag from her mess that's another thing that happened um not like that on accident on accident yeah you had a lot of accidents this [ __ ] disney world for her awareness i'm like i gotta make this [ __ ] happen somehow we get an appointment for [ __ ] leather goods right you don't understand like bags for them are like the most exclusive jordan ever yes like they're offline to watch but like off-white's times a million like it means so much to them and they know it and they build the culture around it it's amazing when we get this appointment they take us up to another room where they sit us down and they just start talking to us for half hour do you need an appointment like how does it you can't get an appointment and even if you have status in new york or uh california or america anyway it doesn't mean anything over there why'd you guys say you bro what do you mean you said i couldn't get an appointment i feel like no you definitely no you might be able to who knows but we got lucky we were walking in there just looking regular as [ __ ] walking in there like i got to make this [ __ ] up so we sit down and i'm like i got to build some [ __ ] you know rapport with this guy like i gotta deliver for this girl she's freaking out she don't know what to say and i'm like all right we got this so i started talking to dude and the way that you uh ingratiate yourself to any french people right now is you just say this this is how french people are on your side if you just say this you'd be like uh say you know my tour guide at uh we were at versailles today and the tour guide said that uh we're so lucky to be able to experience paris without chinese tourists if you say if you say that if you say that it doesn't matter what french per they light up their eye oh my this is so true it's amazing uh the city you can finally experience it it's incredible they're not walking around with their groups with their flag you know coming off of the stick the selfie stick yeah yeah like they just go crazy so immediately he's starting to like warm up right and i'm like oh yeah we got this kind of guy to be fair to paris that was way less racist than i thought it would be oh just wait okay there's more where this came from okay so we're so we're just talking we're just we're just talking i'm like trying to like you know build some reporters guys i'm like how do i establish value without bragging because french people don't like when you're bragging about money is gross to them it's like dirty but at the same time this is like you have to establish you know what's going on so we're saying like nice restaurants that we're going to oh we ate at this restaurant this that the other whatever like my girl's like freaking out i'm sweating there's beads of sweat dripping down my face right how many hours post [ __ ] is this uh six oh my gosh so you're still in your head a little still in my head completely maybe six eight we're there for 30 minutes talking mm-hmm 30 minutes back and forth talking about what who you are what's going on like they're trying to like decide if they're even going to offer you they get to offer you a bag you say what you want they might not have your color the one you want now we're out of stock sorry it's hard it's not on the floor this stuff is like this guy has to go in the background it's uh it's a there's a kelly it's a different version of that i remember one time i looked into berkins and was like you can't just buy one dude you can't like you got it it's almost like rolex's like you have to wait be on a list and then you only really get called if you're somebody they call you yeah and here's the thing about these bags right it's more so than ap or anything like the exclusivity of it it's all exclusivity and they call you and if you don't accept what they offer you they might never call your ass again so you got a bunch of these old rich [ __ ] that just got a bunch of bags they're not even wearing hoping to get the one that they want oh wow so we're like i'm like all right let's build some report blah blah the girl the the dude goes okay my girl says what she likes and my girl okay i might have something for you she goes to the room so we're just sitting there she's freaking out she's i don't know what to do she goes i know this is stupid i know this is [ __ ] dumb like i get it i kind of get it it's like you know if we had access to like the new off-whites or something like that it'd be it'd be really cool or whatever so we're like let's just make it happen he goes why don't you guys come with me we go to yet another place he has one box he goes there's two options for you you see this one she opens it up it's like everything my girl wants it's like [ __ ] perfect right so i'm like okay this is good but he's gonna know that we're frauds like what's going on how do we work around this he's starting to get comfortable we're starting to talk more i don't know where he just goes uh he's just like yeah you know is it paris i don't like paris you know anymore it's just this is it's too dangerous this is and i know where this is going i'm like uh-oh because i really want my girl to get this back okay right i really wanted what am i gonna have to agree with yeah sounded like one of my uncles i brought up the whole chinese thing so i know he's like really comfortable you know what i mean like so so he goes he goes he goes yeah you know i have to move you cannot live in this neighborhood it's like you know you just want a neighborhood with good white people i go bro and i'm like trying to change the conversation i'm like yeah you know it's crazy like this movies are coming out i'm like i don't even know what i'm saying at this point i'm like what's going on he goes yes it is good white people maybe move to the suburbs or something like that the neighborhood with good white people it is something they are trying to replace us they are replacing us this is what they're doing they're bringing these people from afghanistan to replace us so we do not have a city anymore cities you cannot live here it's not paris he's telling me he's just going in trying to make paris great again this guy he's really trying to make bears right here and i'm looking at my girl my girl's looking at me like how much racism are we gonna put up with for this [ __ ] pack like equal rights or this sick bag what's it gonna be so we're just sitting here i'm like all right listen we gonna get this bag today and uh so we go he go i go i asked i was like uh this is really cool i'm just curious what the other one looks like and the guy goes i just want to let you know i can show you the other one but this one might not be available after i show you oh [ __ ] oh so it's deal or no deal dealer [ __ ] noted with the box literally so now you got to go oh my god is there something better in the other box my girl's like nah this is one let's just go do it but this is brilliant it's all game but you know he's lying there's no one in the room we're alone are you gonna buy it because it's all up to him whether or not he offers it to you he's essentially i think saying maybe i don't offer that to you if this isn't good enough for you that is also the case so so you look at this whole situation you look at this whole situation and it's so brilliant because they're selling you out the door right like you feel like you got something yeah that is so [ __ ] who wants to be a millionaire it's like you want to walk away with the 50 thousand you want to go for 250. yeah yeah can't we just build a wall for a little like let's just look at the other ones something so i'm looking at this you would love that so we go we go we get them back right i'm calling my [ __ ] business manager i'm like bro make sure these [ __ ] credit cards work it's you know what i mean i'm like it's a weekend he's probably had his like kids [ __ ] cook out or some [ __ ] like that i'm like bro please yeah you get one card around i think please please don't [ __ ] this up we went through all this stuff i put up with [ __ ] racism there's a lot going on don't let my [ __ ] card get canceled right so we go he goes like this now i'm so [ __ ] uncouth i don't know about any of this [ __ ] i go okay so we're gonna go get the deal done and he goes your girl's already signed you up and made an account for you i go okay i don't even know what that is that's great okay that sounds awesome he goes okay so i'll meet you downstairs now that is code which i did not know at the moment for you go down and pay and i'll meet you at the door and then hand you the bag he's like a dentist the dentist never tells you how much it is to fix your teeth the puerto rican girl that comes in how much does it fix your teeth you can't say no to the puerto rican girl it's two right but the dentist he's he's above that he's above money we're not gonna talk to money doctors exactly right i don't know this so i'm just downstairs hanging out waiting i see him by the door i go hey what's up my man i walk up to the door right he hands me the bag thank you so much really appreciate everything i walk right the when do i pay i asked my girl i was like babe you paid she goes no i didn't pay i'm like remember that racist [ __ ] we're running fast i'm like yo it is what it is it's karma this is what it is oh she says my girl said i'm out of here wait for it wait for it i should just be tight i gave him your account we set up an account i go what that mean they have your address they have your name they have your number come find me hold up jfk i'll meet you at the airport yeah you're saying that but then she got in my head and she's also like but then we'll never be able to get anything from here again everybody wins the real reason that would have been a whiffer no it would have right and then [ __ ] that racist guy yes yeah exactly anyway so we go back in and pay and that's the end of that story i like the alternate ending better give me the schneider cut give me the sniper i wish i could have lied right here i wish i could have [ __ ] yes we said [ __ ] that guy walked out the choices get one free or mess bag or pay for an unknown number of bags yeah that's what you got yeah i have paid for six number of eggs you should have rolled a dice we're on the streets i got the bet the bag is dumb big i'm like nervous we're gonna get [ __ ] robbed the baggage [ __ ] out of here definitely not by parisian yeah like this guy remember everybody's by the people the parisians have been raping for the last 200 years by those people but uh but i was like yo we got it but yeah man you were really playing who wants to be a millionaire and you said not me not me i was this close especially the racist [ __ ] like that he deserved that i know he did yo we wouldn't have gotten an offer for a bad guy nah oh all it is is brown people in there it's all it is brown people tell me this guy was like what are you doing here so [ __ ] saudi the guy was talking the whole time he's like white white the ones buying the bags yeah it's all like it's indians it's like it's big money [ __ ] traveling saudi oil that comes in they're trying to buy all that [ __ ] that's a and like yeah and they don't even understand like how things work and turn like they're just used to like i want it give it to me all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because with today's low interest rates it's a great time to refinance your student loans okay earnest offers low rate student loan refinancing and you can check your rate risk free in just two minutes with earnest you get radically flexible payments and you can pick your loan 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buy it off of some other [ __ ] because money means nothing right right okay but like what a what a [ __ ] up situation right damn yeah [ __ ] in the bed to [ __ ] in a bed so that was paris guys all right we happy that we spoke about it yeah but the bread and cheese pretty good so that was all right yo i'll be honest like paris mid yup yup paris mid the food i was very underwhelmed no food is food is legit you were underwhelmed i was underwhelmed but i'm not you like know this because he was eating that yeah yeah yeah he like knows his spots you know him and his girl research i didn't do that i just went around and ate and like tried to not find touristy i did that same [ __ ] and yeah like my airbnb would recommend places and they'd be cool but it was fine it's cool yo paris airbnb recommends places you see they're disgusting i'm glad you don't get an hermes bag honestly after that statement hey me too yeah that makes two of us no but it was it's interesting like paris visually it's beautiful like they don't have the buildings don't get taller than six-story it's basically like if soho was the size of brooklyn oh that's the way i would describe it right like all and because remember when we were in russia and you saw like massive buildings but they weren't that high but they were just so long that's kind of what happens if you can't build up you got to build out so you have this like consistent architecture and it's like really beautiful and like it just exists throughout the city but in terms of like seeing something that i've never seen before it was super like it was regular i thought versailles was beautiful and i remember thinking cap wait why yo the french like louis xiv the guy who built versailles is like the first rapper like the first instagram thought like the whole thing is cap like they were super in debt all the money was lent to them but their whole thing was we're going to flex so hard that we're going to convince everybody that we're the most wealthy and they're going to pay to come here just to look at our challenge kanye kanye bow wow challenge every instagram thought like it was all cap like they were so in debt everything bro when blue four teams would walk around like the gardens and [ __ ] they would do one fountain at a time they would they would holler at the the homie at the next found like yo he's about to be at you run the fountain so they didn't have to waste water because they couldn't afford to keep all the [ __ ] going and so you're there and you're like oh wow like this is a business and like literally people would come from all around the world just to look at the guy they paid five hundred thousand dollars to watch him [ __ ] he'd take a [ __ ] in the morning 500 grand just watching and your girl got to watch you for free for four years that's good treatment no but like i don't know it's just really interesting to like be there and like see that like this has been going on from the beginning of time to fake it till you make it is as old as human beings bro it seems like you age out of it you know i mean like the french are not as into like the gaudy like ostentatious like money [ __ ] now oh society ages out of it yeah yeah there's a rejection of it or you just find other ways to be like ostentatious and gaudy yeah or you get killed like louis the 16th and marie antoinette yeah soon later at that very spot yeah yeah yeah it was uh their whole tale how would you describe the feel of it like the feel like you know yeah rags i thought it was like like kind of gloomy like and not otherwise but just like what is that i felt it a bit gloomy yeah it was just like eh everything about it it's a little dreary there's a there's like that's better disorder it's not even a real disorder but like one of these [ __ ] is called like uh paris syndrome or something like that and it's basically chinese people come to paris because they've been waiting their entire lives to see paris and they've built up paris what it is this most magical place that's ever existed and they go paris depression syndrome and they go there and they realize it's kind of mid and they just are depressed because they built this up their one vacation they're ever gonna take in their life and it's just mid yeah and it don't get wrong it's beautiful and sometimes you see these like this ancient architecture it looks like some [ __ ] out of [ __ ] like the the roman empire the greek empire like it's cool [ __ ] but the same times i don't know for me when i travel like being in [ __ ] morocco and seeing something that was so different was really cool that was really interesting walking around a city and like seeing a bunch of like restaurants and like cafes it's like i could do that here girls are from new york yeah again yeah that's completely different wasn't the city planner for new york the same guy that planned or like took the blueprints from paris or some [ __ ] maybe have you heard that i've forgotten maybe but like i'm pretty sure it was like modeled after paris or whatever like that was like the first papa city and then all the cities were like yeah let's just do the sick [ __ ] i mean that would make it better it was popular i mean a lot of american cities were modeled after like uh successful european ones yeah but um i always appreciate history when i go to europe i'm like oh america everything is so new yeah in india the old [ __ ] is either decimated or it's like so old it's like all right yeah i'm not looking at much there yeah in paris you're looking at like [ __ ] europe you're looking at like castles and like all these beautiful things that are eight seven eight hundred nine hundred years old you're like oh okay i i i appreciate history as opposed to reading about it in a book where it means nothing going to rome and seeing the [ __ ] coliseum is 2000 years old and this is massive thing it's like oh this is beautiful and paris does have a lot of that and i thought if i actually went to paris and just did that for a couple days i'd be like oh that's really [ __ ] cool in and out they gave up on day one of world war ii and didn't want hitler to bomb it so i understand because he loved that place so much yeah no i i guess i understand i don't know i just thought it was kind of like it was yeah it was kind of like mid as far as you know city like especially it's like a romantic city i don't think it's that i remember thinking in rome when i was there i was like oh this is like romantic you feel it paris i didn't feel that i didn't feel like the food was that much different like we maybe were spoiled in new york i guess when like when i go to a place i don't need great food like morocco wasn't good food at all but culturally it was so unique like walking around that [ __ ] shook whatever the shook was unbelievable it's [ __ ] unbelievable you're like what is happening right now you know like and i like i would go there and feel like hey i've been here it's kind of interesting maybe maybe i i don't know i just thought it was just i don't know people have like memorized this like plot of land that's com i don't know it's like the perfect recipe for a horror movie like in morocco yeah like the the shoot i don't know so i just didn't feel that in in paris and i thought i was gonna feel i thought i was gonna be there and i was gonna be like blown away was that your first trip i i was there in college but we were [ __ ] so you had paris syndrome i had paris depression right you got paris and freshman season we had a blast it's all about experiences once you've seen the city it sounds like yeah can you turn it up yeah i guess but it was i don't know just kind of like interesting you know the world has gotten really small the internet has made the like it used to be i think when we were younger you go different place and like i remember when i lived in spain like the style was completely different i went to uh denmark the style was different the way they dressed was just different right and like you just felt this culture clash and now you go to paris it's like everybody's wearing the same sneakers everybody got the same jeans everybody got the same shirts like yeah globalization has stopped like international travel in that way like that's why i liked russia because it was like oh people haven't been here like that's why i wanted to go with like a random country globalization is stop international right it has like sort of like taken away the like the luster of international trafficking it's made things less international you go to london and you're like yeah yeah travel so like exciting right like seeing like i remember don't you remember like being in france and like seeing them wear something different you're like oh that's pretty cool i remember when i would go to california when i was in college yeah new york the way people dress here was totally different than in california and i'd wear some [ __ ] out there like what the [ __ ] is going on at that guy in six months you're gonna wear this like yeah exactly yeah that's why i want to go to the place that like isn't a city no one even knows like morocco yeah morocco is like that go to morocco like tajikistan what is tajikistan bro there's a bunch of rich [ __ ] what's going on there is that oil money i legit don't even know what they look like i'm like i want to just go and see that [ __ ] yeah but no i hear you on like cause at least it's an authentic kind of culture think about traveling internationally in like the 80s when the only frame of reference you had was if you got a [ __ ] book about the place you got the digest lonely planet yeah that's it that's all it is yeah it's you're going with a hold everything is [ __ ] brand new i haven't this is just some [ __ ] i see in a book one or two pictures here and there bring home souvenirs like what souvenir could you bring back from paris you're like i could get that uh hudson news yeah like like i remember my dad used to bring back candy from france and it would be like dude we cannot we have to order this or get someone to ship it yeah now you can just get it at whatever grocery store how about this the the food in morocco was a letdown for me because i've had better moroccan food think about that yeah i've experienced the cuisine improved upon from the thing that you'll go to a restaurant there like you go to in l.a we're spoiled in new york because of that yes and i recognize that and i think it'd be i think people should still travel and like have these [ __ ] experiences it's also americanized like like the americanized like indian food yeah my palate i like that better probably than if i were to go to india and then have authentic indie food i'd be like yeah yeah yeah like same with chinese food like or even japanese food when i was in japan it had like authentic like just like casual japanese like food i was like yeah i felt that about this what about i feel like i get better italian food here than when i went over there it just works for you yeah exactly it's not objectively better but my palate isn't american i'm like no the moroccan food was objective and the italian food in the northeast is [ __ ] if you talk yeah you talk to like uh if you i mean does moroccan he'll say like the restaurants there just have [ __ ] food but if you go to someone's [ __ ] house someone's grandma's house you're gonna get the good stuff oh yeah for me it's like i never go moroccan restaurants like my dad or someone's grandma crushes it do they have a restaurant culture over there no like if you're a moroccan you don't eat out right like yeah also like things like a couscous like it takes so long you're not going to go to a restaurant wait for all this [ __ ] to happen like you'll have a couple nights when you're out there but they know what you're going to want to like even at the riyadh you stayed at like they you actually book a dinner there because the staff is like preparing this meal for you this whole time like you'd be in a home new york is only a restaurant culture yeah like no one like you don't really cook in your apartment like the kitchens are small like yeah yeah yeah required to go out yeah i don't know it's just it was interesting to see that man like i wonder what these kids will think when they travel like i wonder if these kids are gonna do study abroad like study abroad there was different haircuts yeah when i went to spain like i came back with a fauxhawk mullets and [ __ ] like and it was cool out there yeah do you remember that like that like kind of short up top but they had this long thing i was like oh what the [ __ ] yeah yeah i thought that was weird as [ __ ] girls started doing that [ __ ] here and then we started yeah yeah and like you saw it happen it was just so cool and now it's just so instantaneous and i guess that is cool because you know you have access to all these other things you get to like feel a part of something you know like you don't have to like let's say you grow up in like the middle of the country and people thinking you're some [ __ ] bumpkin or something like that now a sudden you have access to all the same fashion blogs you know exactly what kendall jenner is wearing you can buy it on the internet and you can look just as cool as she does and you live in columbia missouri yeah so i guess that's cool you don't feel as alienated but also new york is extremely transient in that way that like if you live in new york like you know actual french people yeah i mean like in orlando i don't really know anyone that's actually french and i think you're making a little bit you're conflating fashion with the whole culture a little bit too much whereas like the culture of a place is the culture of new york is incredibly different than the culture of texas different than florida the culture of paris is his own thing i remember going to amsterdam and looking around everybody's [ __ ] riding bikes everywhere and just like it's just like a different culture there than it is here different set of values a different way they live life that's a good point the things that that's what you'll take and like oh [ __ ] that's really interesting and then just seeing like the history is cool but then also i remember being an amsterdam [ __ ] freaking out about uploading a clip and it was this beautiful day in amsterdam everybody's just riding bikes and [ __ ] eating at restaurants and i'm looking at them like oh i'm sitting here freaking out because i'm not getting my 5g and these guys are just enjoying life and there was a moment there i was like oh that's there's a lesson there yeah yeah did you find that the behavior of customs were different like friendliness rudeness i'll be honest the french are so happy to have us back really yeah especially in paris yeah like oh really their whole city is tourism there's no industry in their city when you really think about it it's fashion service service right food that's it it's restaurants cafes it's food and fashion hotels that's it it's just like they what dubai is kind of doing you know how they're like we're just gonna make like the coolest [ __ ] to just look at yeah that's kind of like what paris did 800 years ago eat the best food look at the coolest buildings buy the coolest fashion enjoy just indulge like that's the culture the culture is indulgence right and like literally here's my takeaway the french and the japanese get to the same point they just have completely different ways of getting there okay love it the japanese are like i need to perfect this thing and i will kill myself to perfect it right i won't even enjoy it i will kill myself to perfect it because the perfection of the thing is the goal and the process of perfecting is the goal the french are like why would i eat something that's less than perfect make it perfect so i can enjoy it the most right i want the best cheese i want the best one why would i have something less i need to enjoy so so the japanese are like i need to sacrifice for perfection and then the french are like why would i sacrifice yeah one is the desire to produce others like the desire to consume to consume and indulge so one is all joy-based right like how do i make myself feel good and it's and it's kind of cool because you get the best [ __ ] yeah you know that and the other observation i saw is like um [Music] when you're the cafes all the chairs face out yeah yeah that was so cool i saw that on your instagram that was that's cool and it's just like it's one it's the most french thing it's like i could judge one person across me or i could judge all of the people yeah but like it's so nice to just admit that that's what you want from a coffee right like hey you wanna have a coffee and talk not really but i'll like judge everyone with you yeah yeah yeah and it's just we'll talk about them yeah yeah i'm a king and this is my court and i'm just gonna be looking at all the all my services yeah and if we build this beautiful city you might as well look at it yeah it was it was that and then the only other one i saw was when we were in versailles and they were talking about like when they brought the essentially the the monarchy moved out of paris like louis xiv brought them to versailles and i guess the reason why it was because they were going to kill louis the 14th when he was like four years old you know he became king at like four so he was like i don't know if i [ __ ] trust these people let's get the [ __ ] out of here right so they move it to versailles that's when and i'm sure there's many other factors but like that's when paris becomes this hub for um like intellectualism and like thought and like ideas when you remove the oppressive regime from the city right it's no coincidence that like within the next few generations you have all these great philosophers coming out of paris because this is still this great city there's still all this art and now you got all these people like chopping up different ideas talking thinking about cool things like what is human rights and they're free to do so and they're a little bit more a little bit more free to do so right the monarchy's five hours away do i really want to go five hours to yell at this writer yeah it's interesting how like one little thing could shift culture shift history history really yeah like that's all the french come up with the ideas and americans execute them that's what i realized yeah the french like humans should have rights and then the french are like yes they should and then they're like but we won't do that that's too much work to do and then americans go i bet that's it i'm [ __ ] steve jobs yeah but this is an interesting thing as far as like cities go because like paris was one of like the first great cities like they had the first street lights they have all this amazing [ __ ] and no one had ever seen it before in that way like population density without disease like people are actually living in this place and then places like new york come around crazy disease though yeah yeah back in the day especially like but like they didn't even wash louis the 14th never shower still don't sun and their whole diet is mold yeah it's just molds cheese is mold right wine is [ __ ] fermented all they eat is mold i won't ever give them some bacteria resistance you know what i mean like they're gut flora like bread bread you know what they would do they white because back in the day they took like uh what are those things um no no no uh scientists look into stuff you see it what's it microscope yeah they look into water and microscopes and they saw this like bacteria and [ __ ] in the water so they was [ __ ] terrified right right so they're like we're not drinking water and back in the day you can like [ __ ] die from water and stuff like that so they just wouldn't shower they would wash themselves with wine and amari statemeyer that's where you got the idea is that what he did didn't he take a bath and wine then when that the big picture you put on ig maybe they would just drink beer a version of beer that was what they had instead of water it was like this like lighter version of beer it's like a fermented [ __ ] water and have some like tea because it was boiled yeah and then i was like didn't it [ __ ] stink and the the woman that was telling us said this she was like when everyone said yeah nobody yeah yeah but that was just everyone's back in the day i interrupted you but so basically like you have this amazing city and then new york comes around and then becomes the new center of the world and becomes like the new amazing city and then you're kind of unimpressed by paris you're like new york has better things it's more beautiful like it's more functional what is the next iteration of that ah okay you're saying like what is multiple what's this city 3.0 yeah what's the city in like 50 to 100 years that makes new york like it's fine but there's a lot of issues you know what's tricky i think about this is like um globalization makes this tricky is because all the cities will be replicas right and there's nothing wrong with a replica at all no but like um what was so great and unique about paris and new york and all these cities is that like they were built around the cultures that existed there so is this influence from the dutch there's influence from the english there's influence from the french there's all these different influences and it creates this like cool melting pot of a city right and um now any new city that's brought up is almost like too calculated like you're looking at i look at all these old things and i go why did we ever stop making that like any time we go into a theater we were at the orpheum and i was like why did they stop making theaters like this it's probably inefficient it's too costly yeah but you look at the detail on a building like i was i was looking one of the buildings in in this square i forget the the palace de voge or something like that and like there was a line of um faces that were like carved out of the same uh block or brick or whatever it was probably limestone or something like that each face had a different expression can you imagine saying that to some [ __ ] italian contractor now like this one has to be sad this one has to be they're like what are you talking we just make it windows yeah it's just all windows yeah there's no life in it anymore it's too expensive culture is too expensive so i don't know where that pops up i don't know there's an assumption like the future city you think it'll be things that look like dubai but it might be with like things like the hyperloop where we all come to work in this city but our life is mark lives in the woods i live on the sea someone lives in the desert and because it's so efficient and so fast to travel every day boom i i come in there do your job get back to your i i i think that's definitely a possibility i also think that like even like the younger generations are craving authenticity like big time because everything is so fabricated like even like chifty's generation especially like i think that they're you know just like this uh i'm gonna wear sneakers that are [ __ ] up or i'm gonna have like a vintage this is cool like i'm gonna go back to these like old celebrities like paris hilton is coming back like not saying she's authentic but like to them it appears that way right and it's like i think that we always crave something authentic so like i don't know when the next great city is but i know that there's a reason why people are going to portugal all of a sudden it's like what is undiscovered what is still authentic and what's a unique experience but that hasn't been tainted is the wrong word but hasn't been tainted by international travel because once it once we all go they're just going to make it the most digestible for us like indian cuisine in america because it's more profitable yeah but before we go they try to appease themselves and when you just appease the people there you create this cool unique culture that we like to be voyeurs in mm-hmm right so yeah i feel like south america probably still has a lot of that yeah yeah but you go to life or like somewhere else in peru like oh yeah it hasn't been as touched but i don't know i would assume the middle east austin texas isn't the one there's a um yeah i don't know it's something i would think about i mean we spoke about it on rogan i don't know if we ever spoke about flagrant but like you know i want to do a european tour um this summer and uh what shut up surprising what yeah why don't we do i spoke about rogan this is the biggest platform already but uh but uh but yeah like and i want to do like european tour this summer but i want to like spend you know like six weeks out there in europe and like tour on the weekends and then do the pods on the week and like find a home base for the pot right right and uh i was thinking italy might be a cool one and i'm hoping that we could get some of that like real raw authentic experience i don't want to go to a city and i go ah i'm just in a version of new york right i want to go to the city where i'm like oh this is [ __ ] awesome i'm lost i wanna just walk the streets but you gotta assimilate though yeah you gotta dress like it you gotta go full like a little fedora thing hell yeah you gotta go full of talent if you want to preserve the culture yes that is true i cannot fight it but yeah so i don't know i i think that's very important that home base that we pick i think it's got to be one of those experiences that feels like authentic and feels like um yeah special i would love it yeah what are you guys thoughts on that i like it i'm not excited i'm coming around a little bit yeah i'm coming around all right good i love italy are you sure you're coming around suck my dick i didn't know that that black people that's like fighting words yeah but not if you say it's a white then it's like oh we're just playing around that's a punch line yeah uh mark what do you think about that yeah it'd be great it'd be fun yeah so what city flagrant two what city where should we go we want to redo miami buddy you know what feels authentic but i didn't like it venice that is spectacular when all the tourists are asleep um nine o'clock i thought [ __ ] but maybe i'm wrong they actually are they're the italians that would be okay to split from italy they're venetian first then italian like barcelona like the catalans yeah but those are city smell venice i think madison paris is the two prettiest cities we live in new york right yeah it's like yeah but we have a beautiful stink it's so poetic i guarantee you rockaway beach don't smell better than venice yeah nah it definitely does definitely good chance i don't know venice maybe i guess i would love to do barcelona i've just already lived there but it's just such a great city and i also heard that like barcelona got kind of rough recently oh yeah yeah yeah that's cultured huh that's culture yeah i like portugal i like portugal's divide tajikistan i still stand by that you guys always talk about copenhagen ah too cold out about like dubai sweden and all them it's hard to travel shut up goodbye it's just hard to travel my feeling about like it needs to be close enough where we're like in a couple hours in a city like switzerland sweden one of them yeah so it's maybe not sweden but switzerland's actually interesting sweden um the swiss though yeah what's wrong with the swiss my bad yeah i mean there's so many versions we're not doing sweden no geneva is great what about amsterdam is that weird amsterdam is fire dawg i mean i just well not the red light district like that that area that [ __ ] is disgusting sucks but you go there to go there i don't like the places where there's cities of american tourists yeah they're used to it there portugal still is a fight i think italy would be a vibe bro yeah i really think it is florence is my favorite city maybe the atlanta of europe yeah like what city has got the most black people because that's where i want london really oh yeah london and paris maybe paris really there's a lot of yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah too many they're very replaceable i actually heard that come on and you guys you guys wouldn't want to do london i love london london just as easy to do london is new york it's just a little bit cleaner and people are a little bit nicer and it shuts down a little bit earlier than that is new york london would be if the smartest decision yeah it's like london would be the smartest decision because it would be like we could build like a we could build something right there we already have something there people know who we are people listen to a podcast but like in the same way we went to miami we could really build we could do local shows there we could really kind of like make stuff happen um and obviously the language is not a barrier there like i don't think we're building a comedy scene in [ __ ] italy but we could really like be a part of that comedy scene that exists in london right now and helped you know bring awareness whatever you do um that would be the best financial decision but i don't know if it's it's the for me like i still want to take advantage of these years specifically when we could travel and like have you know these culturally immersive experiences like i want to go somewhere where it's like what the [ __ ] is happening yeah we're on a [ __ ] hillside randomly driving some car going to a vineyard trying [ __ ] wines like that's like let's let's enjoy this part of life man we have a few more years left it'll be dog maybe it's portugal i think could be lit portugal we need europeans to weigh in yes europeans let us know okay let us know what's going on take a break let's do it all right guys we're gonna take a break for 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fans being interested in actually knowing fighters i hate to say this it [ __ ] pains me but it's [ __ ] dead it's a shame to say but the average casual the guy who's coming up the guy who saw on an undercard and was exciting no longer exists we're naming guys i don't think most people can name a box under 30. name a boxer under 30 it wasn't on the jake paul card logan paul ryan garcia tommy fury ryan garcia oh yeah brian garcia there you go ryan garcia now another guy who came up youtuber or really he wasn't a youtuber but he really is strong social media he started talking to under 30. jervante is under 30. but and great call but jervante is too small to fight a canel yeah right so canelo's biggest payday before this fight i was like there's no way there's no way why would a conor mcgregor fight a jake paul why would you even do that why would a canelo fight a j paul why would you even do that well now you do it to make money and now it doesn't seem that crazy matter of fact i know i know i know you're saying i know you're saying crazy no no it's not crazy it is you can't name another person in canelo's division we just recorded this before you [ __ ] up the video stack they're stuttering for two minutes i did because i need to talk to ghouls exactly but the fact is most people cannot name another person to me it's very basic to get a lot of money you need casual people to get interested casual people don't know most boxers they know the paul brothers whether you like him i hate him they know him i will pay to see him lose or i'll pay to see him win but i will pay either way as a casual stuff it doesn't matter and and right now there is an all-time high that's correct in terms of wanting to see jake paul get beaten there's a moment in the fight okay i don't know if you guys experiences i don't know how you guys watch the fight and i'm just gonna have an honest reaction yes i'm rooting for this kid jake bro i'm room for this kid jake the kid is 24 years old he has the entire united states parts of the world watching him and he did that on his own with his team but he did that he garnered this level of attention started boxing three years ago this motherfucker's been boxing their whole life they can't get 15 people to show up to a to a [ __ ] hilton to watch them box right they can't get a local car they can't get their family to come see them they can't get 15 cousins to show up to see him right right there are comics right now probably hating on jake paul hey you can't you can't get 30 people in houston to a show saturday night's busy you know what i mean like if you're in houston like this club he did on a sunday he did that show the lord's day okay in a [ __ ] arena so let's put some [ __ ] in perspective the guy the guy knows how to get eyeballs knows how to get people to watch give him that regards if you like him or hate him right now there's an all-time high for wanting to see him get beat i don't know if you guys are watching but when you watch if you did and everybody at home think about this as well when tyron woodley lands the right hand that rocks jake yeah [ __ ] got excited yeah okay my girl's off the couch okay i'm off the couch dove's off the couch we're going what the [ __ ] is about to happen i'm room for jake yeah i'm room for jake and i see tyrone land and i'm like oh [ __ ] this would be really interesting if the kid who talks all the [ __ ] ends up getting clipped in his hometown gets put down when tyrant didn't take advantage of the fact that he had him stunned and then later gets stunned in the round and then the next round comes out barely even throws any punches what did i say i said jake knock this bum out knocked this bum out he had him and he was afraid he was afraid to try to finish that fight and you got to give jake credit for trying to fish it connor i'm sorry the biggest money fight connor has if kabim's not coming out jake and i don't even think that conor beats jake i don't understand why it's offensive you're not saying he's the best boxer in the world he's not even close he's saying he's the guy that would make the most money but that's not accurate who canelo made 15 15 mil his last fight connor made 700 thou versus um ascertain connor made i'm sorry um uh paul brother paul paul 700 000. 25 to 35 from the saunders fight who canelo he made 700 thousand dollars guaranteed versus yeah one came in on the pay-per-view yeah that's right i think and canelo took a piece of the pay-per-view also sure sure sure canelo has a guaranteed deal with the zone right where they think they paid him up front i think they renegotiated that contract but it was like you're guaranteed 300 million dollars so i think that what he makes in those pay-per-views gets chipped away from that amount of money okay and he's not saying canelo jake paul will make more than canelo he's saying whoever canelo fights whoever he fought to make 15 million if he fights jake paul he's probably gonna make more than 15 million way more 75 million it's like right now people want to see him get knocked out and i'll be honest with you canelo [ __ ] him up and canelo [ __ ] him up easy it's it's different it's different but what jake paul and his team have exposed and this is the brilliance of him and his team is we overrated mma boxing yeah if they knew this that we thought okay these guys these guys are savages they [ __ ] anybody up in a street fight they will destroy people but the skill set that is striking in mma does not translate to pure striking and boxing that's true and i've been thinking about why and i think the reason is one your balance is completely different but i think a big component about it is in mma there is no take a punch to land a punch in boxing you've got these gloves on you could probably take a shot if it means you're going to land a big one you probably walk into a couple jabs in mma if someone lands flush you're going down so you train yourself when you're doing striking you train yourself to get hit and then not get in contact land one punch grab them up throw them to the ground in boxing that's not the case in boxing i'm trying to set you up maybe i throw a couple light ones hit you hard light back to the body there were times where i saw jake paul throwing like three four punch combinations tyron was one punch at a time the whole time because in an mma fight that's all he needs yeah he needs one punch to sit your ass down in his career he won five ufc championships off of one punch it could be fair to tyron if there wasn't ropes he might have got jake paul with that one yeah and some people might give him what's called a standing eight count like when it looks like your drop but the ropes save you and then some people might have given that point but he got washed the whole fight i mean it was ridiculous when he held his hands up and also how different are the point structures like like is he thinking about points like he's tyrant in their boxing thing about mma he's absolutely delusional like when he raised his hands like when he put his hands in the air that was the single least self-aware moment in the history of recorded television when i saw him go like this after i didn't even know i thought i had no you stretching like what good possibly what can you possibly raising your hands in the air it's what every like yo i got that [ __ ] even though you didn't bro one round yeah tops maybe yeah tops one round you gotta do that because it's in the judge's hands so it's like you have to you have to look confident to pretend i thought he knew i was like this is my [ __ ] nose no he yeah at the end when he was talking like we got to run that back bubba i was like what are you doing you know what's so annoying about the run it back thing like they made a deal on a deal that already existed what you mean if you get the tattoo we'll have a rematch no the deal was the deal was if you lose you'll get detached well jake got spun he got he got jake because he knew that tyron was never going to get the tattoo yeah so then he's like oh here's an option where you're really going to get it yeah but [ __ ] that and i don't even care if he doesn't get the tattoo i don't need to see that fight again you had the opportunity i think logan said it best it was like yo you had the shot yeah you had the shot to come in here and risk it you didn't risk it this would happen also in the mma career it seems like i'm upset at tyron i am a little i am a little it might seem this way it's because i am it is if you felt it you're right it's c i mean like listen he this kid played you they knew it they [ __ ] knew it and i think it's one of those things where it's like we kind of got to look at ufc or not ufc but mma hands and mma punching power is different than boxing punching power very different is it like tennis and like racquetball or some [ __ ] like that where it's like yeah on the surface they seem very similar but they're really not it's probably more like football and rugby okay now is it a testament to the athletes or is it a testament to how the training is done just training i think it's just the way the fight works yeah i think it's just training i mean there's an argument to be made you might get better athletes in mma now right but it's just the training and i really think it comes down to i can't get caught yep i cannot get caught counter punching and boxing is pretty effective and mma it's so risky it's super risky there are people who do it i mean like tyron made his bones counterpunching like he would you would slip a jab and then he'd come over with that like big right hand and just drop people right but like mma you can connect big grab somebody get them to the ground while they're stunned keep pointing boxing is create some distance and tyron didn't know what to do he had him hurt keep swinging you see a second where he lands that big punch and then he he legit his arms go flat and he steps back do you think these mma guys are underestimating what boxing requires or you think they just don't have enough time to train to get to that level i think that they are underestimating how effective a reach advantage and a weight advantage can be in a sport that they're not comfortable doing you can mitigate reach and somewhat wait with really good wrestling yeah you get them in the clinch like that's it i'm in the clinch i'm inside to be able to be like a really good inside boxer takes [ __ ] decades yeah so now you're just hoping you land hard also you're getting tired because you're not used to throwing this many punches yeah so now you're exhausted now you're gonna knock a guy out with limited power in the eighth round not happening i think the difference and you spoke to it earlier is that they've been training so many years in mma they're not used to having to throw so many punches because he didn't he didn't use a jab he didn't really counter as much there was no combination dude his whole crouch looked off like that was an mma low ass yeah so it's like the way he's fighting he wasn't going about that to win on points he was going about that hey i just got to get the got to knockout there that's it i'll be honest once he hurt go go finish no i'm just saying that's the reason why these mma guys who are trying to go into boxing because once you once you get tagged or once you get a little tired then you revert back to all those years so even though you might have been training the last three months boxing is like you revert back in that ring to the mma stop anytime you're in trouble you go back to what you're used to and that's why you saw he didn't he wasn't throwing he wasn't throwing and it's like he was in there trying to survive and i'll be honest with you and this was my concern when he hurt jake and he kind he didn't drop him but he dropped him into the ropes that was enough for him hmm yeah he looked in his eye i looked at him and i looked at his posture i looked the way he fought and i was like oh he thinks he did enough he got some moral victory he caught him he clipped him that was a knockdown like it was enough for the bravado but it wasn't enough to win the fight and he didn't press the [ __ ] action that kind of bothered me when he lost all the [ __ ] commentators being like hey he's got no he's nothing to be embarrassed about he proved he could go eight rounds no you proved you could go eight rounds with jake paul you're a fighter this is what you set out to do as a ufc hall of famer you're probably gonna go the distance what do you [ __ ] rock me you a [ __ ] kid from the projects in philly yeah what the [ __ ] are you talking about how did it all flip like jake is supposed to be the extreme underground you started boxing three years ago it was pure cat from these [ __ ] it was unbelievable even the way the espn reported it because obviously espn yeah the ufc deal they go uh this was the headline jake paul fails to register a ko in his fourth bout wins by split decision yeah i've never seen a headline fails the first thing you say is fails i've never seen a headline from espn where it didn't leave with just who won yeah all right guys important news about the infamous tour man thank you all so much for coming out to all these shows it's been crazy but this is very important news if you're planning on coming you already have tickets etc i want to give you some like vaccine mandate information for the different places obviously the different shows are taking place in different states different states have different rules so i'm just going to read some things out right here this week we're going to be in oklahoma city um for oklahoma city there's no proof of facts or negative tests required uh just know that uh the next show after that is detroit detroit has no proof of vex or negative test required uh the next shot is milwaukee they require proof of vax or negative tests okay they will 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you need is jake paul wins by split decision not he fails to register like he has to ko yeah why do you give a [ __ ] vkos that's crazy i'll tell you why because you got a deal yep and it's a thorn in the [ __ ] side of of the ufc and i don't i think because if i if i say what happens is this right now we all believe that ufc fighters are the baddest [ __ ] on the planet these are the savages these are the animals yeah tyson fury's cool but i bet you nick diaz or nate diaz if it was a street fight would tap that [ __ ] out of this [ __ ] like that's the belt that is it the baddest [ __ ] belt right of course when you saw jorge mazza doll and nate fight for it but like these are the ultimate fighters literally the ultimate fighters right when you see them getting pissed up by disney stars that's bad for the brand yeah when you see them five-time ufc champions that are known for striking afraid to contact yeah even if there's a reason exchange with a disney star that's bad for the brands yeah okay now this is not to belittle jake because the [ __ ] got some pop and he fought smart fight and he knows what the [ __ ] he's doing but it's bad for the ufc brand bad to the point where i'm almost like dana might want to release one of these guys not release but allow one of these fighters because remember anybody signed to ufc cannot fight a paul brother unless dana says it's okay even if they're retired okay george saying pierre can't fight without dana's blessing because he's still under contract that's why he couldn't fight oscar de la hoya oh i didn't know that so he got them signed i mean he got them on a deal so i wonder for the brand if you just let one of the bad boys out there if you let a jorge mosby doll someone with [ __ ] hands yo go take care of this whole problem for me if you let nate diaz go yo take care of this little problem that's the only way say what you can't risk that because what if one of your big dogs [ __ ] goes down to them and they might so that's why you can't risk that uh he's playing it's he's playing it the way he's supposed to play but he's gonna keep on driving that [ __ ] thorn into his side yeah everything jake is gonna keep on now jake has a legit win i mean ben askren was an incredibly effective fighter but everyone knew he's not strong he was exactly so his hands were he was doughy his hands were soft like nothing about him as a boxer nothing about him look like tyrone looks like an athlete yeah and he is an athlete and he was a puncher and an elite ufc striker just gets demolished by a disney star i'll repeat that an elite ufc striker gets demolished by a disney star bad for the [ __ ] brand yeah i didn't think he i didn't know he was considered an elite streak that's his biggest payday ever and then an elite ufc striker gets his biggest payday ever and gets demolished by a disney star yeah i mean just pieced up i didn't think he was gonna win i didn't know he's considered elite and i was just thinking like this is an mma guy he hasn't trained in boxing think what you will about fighting it's different but and i found myself i was rooting for woodley for the fight but at the end of the fight after jake paul won i was like yo why do we hate this guy and we should all appreciate this moment like we all we all think about i'm sure back in the day like celebrity boxing be kind of cool just seeing these guys beat the [ __ ] out of each other but none of them can fight now you got a celebrity who can fight and is taken out granted it's not their sport but he's taking out mma guys in a fight sport this is kind of [ __ ] cool because i don't think jake paul has that many wins left in him i think as he steps up this fight proved to me like i think a real boxer i think i think you're [ __ ] but this is the genius of this fight now he has one more fight to make the hundred mil yes and it's over now he claims he made 100 mil in this fight i don't know if that's true but he said i'm 10 closer to being a billionaire now that means 100 million right 10 billion 100 million maybe he may have made it in i'm not really trying to count pockets he definitely made a lot of [ __ ] money there's no question right got the lion share that pay-per-view paid everybody out lovely that being said he by taking this risk and it was a risk to fight woodley they knew it wasn't that big a risk because they've been sparring all these guys they've been bringing in the mma guys he's been in the gym fighting with these guys going wow it's actually not that tough to fight them and then fighting with real boxers and going oh this is a different game yeah he took mike perry you remember that like he was sparring with mike perry and he was like oh i see what we're dealing with i know a guy a guy that i train with um in in miami is one of his uh like coaches last sparring partners i think uh either coach sparring partner jake boswick he was a bare knuckle guy and this guy was a [ __ ] savage dude i remember just being in the in the ring with him like going man if you were coming at me like with gloves on even not having fun it would be a horrible day yeah yeah just solid rock [ __ ] solid right so if jake's in there banging away with that guy and he's banging away with these top guys he's banging away with guys that are legit boxers and then he's getting there with these mma guys and going this is a lot easier he's when he called out kumaru yeah he knew something yeah i i thought it was all cap i thought i was like yo let me just call out the biggest guy no he knows in a straight hands boxing match he might have an advantage on come on now if it's a mma fight forget it you're looking at an absolute [ __ ] sack they'll break his limbs yeah ben asked him to break his limbs yeah don't matter like like asking said i i could commit a homicide if i wanted and jake is aware of that i don't think he'd ever say nah these [ __ ] couldn't get me yeah but in the boxing ring specifically you see the limited tools you saw what happened to connor against floyd and floyd's the greatest ever connor's got one hand yeah tyron has one hand but it wasn't even close like i told you my mind i was like oh it'll be close it wasn't even close it wasn't even close yeah i oh you also got to give jay credit i again i'm rooting for woodley when i'm watching that [ __ ] fourth round shot jake came back from that he ate that and he kept boxing he landed this kid worth eight nine figures whatever the [ __ ] it is and he he takes that shot nothing really no financial gain on the line and he's like nah let's go let's keep boxing mm-hmm yeah and i also think a lot of credit's got to go to like his team like jake's trainers and [ __ ] yeah i'm jay flores like all those like all those guys like i think i almost think that yeah they're changing it yeah their future is like oh yeah i took jake paul and made him a star like they could train anyone like i feel like people would be wanting to get on that team because they're like yo you took a disney kid and made him into this yeah it was jake paul's like work ethic and everything else like for them it looks great and on top of the fact that they knew the fighters to go for yeah like that requires a lot of confidence yeah that's savvy dude you can't the kid might act like he's not the brightest or whatever he's not dumb he's sharp but the team too like that they can look at tyrant and go oh yeah you like this guy's got hands he has the resume but he's not gonna go for it and let go in the final rounds and you could actually take it yeah like to know that ahead of time is like crazy fight iq yeah no they know what they're doing and give a credit to him because i don't know anybody this bj is trained outside of jake bj flores is his head trainer so i don't know i knew he was a boxer back in the day but i don't know where else he's trained to just understand that to see these guys in the gym and like see the sparring and expose that weakness in mma is it's impressive and i'm telling you the biggest payday he's the biggest opponent in boxing opponent are you taking floyd out of that floyd's retired in my opinion okay and but if he comes back for like a money fight with someone like whether it's logan or whether it's canelo whoever it is would that be a bigger payday way bigger well but i don't look at floyd as an opponent floyd is the boxer floyd is the name jake is the opponent like canelo's the name jake is the opposite that's why that's why he said canelo's biggest opponent he's the biggest opponent in boxing okay right so if you look at like the the real quote-unquote real box he's a real boxer now but look at the legacy boxes the guys who exist right now champions the champions that are out there their biggest opponent is not someone else in their division some cuban guy who you guys can't even pronounce his [ __ ] name but it's gonna be jake paul and it doesn't matter who it is [ __ ] keith thurman your biggest payday jake paul do your female lopez your biggest payday jake paul like it don't matter who it is jamante davis your biggest payday jake paul i got it does that make sense now okay so it's like all those guys could fight each other and make less money if they fought jake and jake put himself in that position with this win over tyron and that's why connor who wouldn't even mention his name is all sudden going salivating and of course he'd like a boxing match because i know you don't want to do any kicking any time soon the best thing that conor could have for his comeback is to go [ __ ] up jake paul and make 100 million in the process but i'll tell you one thing it ain't gonna be easy yeah it ain't gonna be easy i'm not positive i i i think i would have bet jake this fight i think i would bet conor if they fought but i wouldn't be super confident in it look conor had power at 145 comes up to 155 nope not really have power no 170 no power just speed 190 what do you have yeah what do you have at five seven 190 going up against a guy who's six feet legit power range yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so i'm almost like i don't know if conor takes that fight like legacy wise he's like all right just lost to dustin do i really want it i mean it's just how much is 150 ml to me now he made 180 last year do you want another 150 and also if you're dana it's like do i want my cash cow to get concussed by a disney star it's the worst so after this i'm like i don't know if we even see that fight of course i mean of course not maybe al's point it's like now you can't let any of them fight it's just too big a risk the question is who in mma and the problem if you don't let any of them you if any of them fight jake just keeps [ __ ] talking that [ __ ] and not just talking that [ __ ] he's talking to the fighters like yo why won't dana let you get your payday breach contract and that [ __ ] with you more than you losing in the brand as a fighter personally like this [ __ ] really not letting me make eight figures on a fight he's gonna pay me six figures you want to fight charles oliveira for 250 grand or you want to fight jake paul for 10 million if he goes yo a break contract i'll pay for it that's a crazy flex i don't know what the actual money is for breaching contract like that but i mean you're going to be tied up in litigation forever you're never going to see any of that [ __ ] money they might even stop the fight like that they might have legal recourse to not allow the fight you don't have to go that far just keep [ __ ] with these guys because i even if it's a sanctioning body like the if you're going through an actual sanction like the nevada like athletic commission would be like yeah but even if that doesn't have remember francis and ghana was on our podcast and he was like something about the money he didn't seem very upset about money then after the first jake paul ben askren fight he tweeted something like how the [ __ ] are these guys making so much money they're all noticing and jay paul is calling it out so they're noticing even more like yo this is the payday so dana almost if you don't let these guys if you cut it all off they're all going to start looking like why are you cutting off the biggest payday in my life on a sport where i risk my life yeah for a quarter of the damage mind you also yeah like you get in the ring with jake paul you're like all right i'm gonna walk home you know i lose my split decisions and i make 10 million dollars yeah or what he wants to remember not making no 10 million no he made more than he made before i think yeah maybe he made a mill or something like that but like still it's still better than you're ever gonna make anything in in ufc yeah it's just unbelievably impressive to see what happened with this fight he can call out whoever he wants now and you have to take it seriously and again i think we should enjoy this whether you like him i hate him either way just enjoy what's happening because the second he starts fighting real boxers i think it's a rap and if i'm him i'm not fighting him yeah like why fight him you know you fight one real boxer for a hundred million dollar payday that's the only thing that you do you fight canelo you can fight tyson [ __ ] fury it doesn't matter if you get knocked down in the first round make the big money tyson will kill him yeah maybe the heavyweight thing is a little bit advantageous how far is floyd wilder would [ __ ] how far is floyd what like is that even an option you think is that even a fight like uh i think after floyd went in there with with logan and he was like man i can't hurt these guys yeah it's not fun too far weight class like yeah he'll beat him the same way that he'd be located it'd just be basically the same flight yeah and it's like okay they can take a punch like tyrant hit him with a great shot yeah he stood up and he kept swinging the rest of the round like this is tyrone hits hard he's got a chin yeah especially with those big gloves they're tough yeah the kids are tough so it's like i don't even know if floyd cares about all that especially if his team's like yo jake's actually maybe a little more technical he might be better than logan yeah so yeah i i just um bro i don't know al you're not buying it why not just because it was ugly boxing bro yeah it was ugly boxing like i've never seen boxing that ugly this is what i that's he's not a pro boxer i'm watching this i'm like oh i see how you're a real boxer we'll [ __ ] you up but an about mma box there's also not a real box and the drama is there enough that we know we got to talk about it i get the entertainment factor about it and i'm not a hater on that but just it okay here's the thing there are mistakes that he that he's making uh not mistakes per se but just like things that he's doing sometimes off balance he'll throw a double jab and his back foot will like slide out the back like like just different weird things that happen because he's young in the game but here's the biggest uh equalizer power like if you look at guys who have power like real power a lot of times their technique ain't [ __ ] you know that's true say that about deontay wilder yeah it's like yeah why can't box save his life but that [ __ ] hits you you going to another galaxy but that's why it's nice to see him go up against a fury who has technical skill and i was like oh you see the difference between boxing yes and just a brawler yes like that is beautiful to watch this was just two [ __ ] brawlers put another cruiserweight in there that has a lot of experience in boxing so they're 10 years old it's gonna be a very different game yeah put a guy who's 160 pounder in there he has a 30 pound weight advantage even if that 160 pounder has been fighting for his whole life you never know might be interesting yeah you never know i'd watch that if he goes against an actual boxer watch it again what are you doing watching i think listen or even someone else on the card like that won't do montana for his name i think with i think with montana like uh montana love it's like okay maybe he doesn't touch him at all but montana loves not gonna be able to hurt him you know what i mean like so it's just gonna be maybe another floyd s fight like maybe he loses on points to like a really skilled quick guy mm-hmm okay so you lose on points but you're not gonna get dominated you're not going to get knocked out you're not going to be able to create enough power and put yourself in the danger zone in order to hurt him you know because if he's taking one big [ __ ] shot from tyron woodley he's going to take 10 shots from a kid who's 130 pound fighter yeah it's just not gonna hurt you know at a certain point in time it's just physics anyway it was just a crazy thing to [ __ ] happen what world are we living in right now it's just unbelievable all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because some of your pubic hair looks [ __ ] disgusting and 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show all right then we back um kanye dropped let's have on honest conversation about it as opposed to just have an honest conversation about it okay i tried to listen i was skipping a lot i had a couple songs that were cool um fabio killed it on that [ __ ] his verse was crazy did you listen to that one which song was he on uh was it uh off the grid or some [ __ ] i know who a lot of the features were goddamn songs also he doesn't put the [ __ ] feature yeah that was frustrating let me know who's on what i think it was off the grid um but like i keep on going back to i keep on going back to this is it pablo no you turn on pablo and the first five or six songs you just couldn't stop listening unreal one after another transition and everything beautiful boom this wasn't that to me nope i i'm i'm just like drake the ball put it this way the ball's in drake's court yeah drake can get kanye the [ __ ] out of here if he wants if if certified lover boy comes through haymaker he just goes like this bye little pip squeak see you later in my opinion your guys thoughts i thought if he made it it was 27 songs i think by the end he's just trying to game trying to game streaming and that bothers me if you want to make a classic if he had 12 songs on there i would be like holy [ __ ] and this is where you like i recognize kanye's jesus and his uh his genius in that he had a song things called lord i need you the one about kim how you can make a [ __ ] make me feel this way about kim kardashian who i've never liked i'm like yo this this girl sounds great this is his genius he can make this emotional of a song about his ex-wife but there's so many songs on there where you're like i just i don't know what what the [ __ ] is going on and that's what got them beautiful songs but also a lot of just filler hmm first listen i hated it okay good first first listen i hated it yeah uh too much lord [ __ ] too much jesus [ __ ] i don't like the fact that there's no curses on the album like i want like give me the option give me the uncensored version and give me the clean version but the fact that there's none um second listen i [ __ ] with it okay yeah so it's like i think it depends on your environment when you're listening to the first time i was just listening headphones in the pool and i was like ah this [ __ ] is mad long to get through that's mag so long second time i'm at the gym and it's playing on a speaker sounds good i would want to hear it on loudspeakers in a car so that i put it on the phone on the speaker on my phone as we were coming back from we just landed and we're coming coming back from newark yeah and i press play and i'm like you want me to play a speaker babe you could listen and i said dun dun dun dun and then it's like 15 seconds then my girl's just like a minute it's a minute yeah so yeah i think part of it is that it was that was just the pure auditory experience and that there was like visual elements that sort of went along with it and that the whole album sort of was like a show sort of i like the listening party apparently i didn't see it but like for like the donda chant it was like a different picture of him and his mom growing up on every iteration of donda donda and it was just like flashing images of like him growing up with his mom and then like his mom passing away so like there was like a story within that song to me that is like a skip like oh yeah i'm not i mean to listen to this yeah okay there was gonna be fire yeah exactly but at the show it was like oh there's actually a cool thing happening like his mom's name is now like this word that doesn't even sound like a word like so apparently in the live experience it came across different than just purely audio yeah yeah and that happened majority by people who are not at the live stream is that only audio so it's like you're curating something that isn't going to satisfy the consumer right it's kind of stupid okay we're going but i'm assuming he's just like a purest crazy person that's like this is the way it has to be this is the way the live show was and this is the way i want it to be you make crocks you make crocks you make crocks that's what you do you make your money on crocs don't give me this purest [ __ ] [ __ ] you make crocs did he actually do a cross glow i don't know no but that's what the sneaker is like you make crocs right such biebers haters what you are a hater why am i hater son he made something different and the fact that he makes it cool you don't like that you call yourself jesus you call yourself the greatest [ __ ] creator ever yeah he calls himself steve jobs you know that sounds familiar he's dead serious so once you call yourself that [ __ ] you got to be open to the criticism if he was like yo i'm mid i'm regular yeah i'm just one of the guys i'd be like bro you're a little better than one of the guys bro like you see these crocs these are the most fire crocs i've ever seen why would you say that these are you're just a regular guy you took crocs and you made them cool enough to wear with jeans and [ __ ] but if you call yourself jesus steve jobs yeah and you just made crocs with holes in them i'm gonna say that's who you are you set the expectation for how people consume you is that versailles what you were just saying before he's cap but it's not cap it's not cap anyway like you you were saying yeah you were so saying so i'm so i'm curious about the live show like after listening to it i listened to it twice and on the second listen it was kind of the same thing but that's how all kanye's albums are to me like the first time i listened to pablo i was like oh that's cool it's good but then the second time i was like oh yeah i'll listen there's no skips on this the first time i was like i'll skip a few seconds i think you could skip pablo on the back of the back half or back half maybe but now i love all those tracks fair but like the first time i listen to pablo number one i was like this is [ __ ] unreal yeah dude i wish that this album was is what jesus's king was ah so it's got a lot of the jesus stuff in it i want like if you're gonna make a gospel album that's dope but jesus is king i was like i can't this is really not even listenable like i did not enjoy anything on here whereas this track had like jesus influence but also like old kanye and i was like okay that's a cool way to approach a gospel album so make this jesus king and so like i'm hoping that's what he was trying to do he was trying to do like the redemption thing and then the next album is like more like pablo and the rest of it but as far as like a listening experience listening to it all the way through i thought was like fun if you're listening like you can't leave the whole thing yeah i always do it at the gym but like if you're listening intently like okay i'm listening to this song i got into this lyric there was one song was like eight minutes 45 seconds or something i mean i was on a flight so i was i also i didn't get like the repeats like doing like jail one jail part two and it's just the same song but a different feature i'm like all right i know the jail one he he made some i thought they didn't get jail too i thought it was well yeah last night it did drop that yeah yeah because the baby there was something going on but here's why slaps here's what i think people love that's probably my favorite that's my favorite song is the favorites jail one and two are both fire okay jay-z's verse i actually thought it was pretty good jesus versus the highlight of the album yeah probably the baby's verse was good that's the one thing i do like about honestly it's great he brought the features out and they came to perform like i didn't feel like any of the features really phoned in that's true like all the features i thought slapped i thought like the lauren hill influence was cool even though it was like from old track yeah i thought lauren was gonna be on it yeah i was waiting for her verse because and she's back out she was on nasa's album i was like okay maybe she's back out rapping now yeah i couldn't i was waiting for that [ __ ] and then i was disciplined i also hated the censoring too yeah because now you're making me add in the n-words i'm like i think it goes there i don't know like you're making me do all the work being like i don't know if that rhymes with the figure like that like now i gotta add it into the song that made me uncomfortable kanye yeah i didn't like it i didn't even notice i thought i was listening to sensor version you know how they have like the explicit that's what i thought too and then i went back but then he goes yo shout out to the throw goats and that was the sensor i was like all right yeah that's me huh i don't know what do you think again yo sonically like uh or like music wise i remember you saying on one of his last albums you were like it just doesn't even sound good like musically i thought this did it seemed like he took his time more so in that sense if you want to say kanye is back yeah cool but as a rapper it's just like not really there's not he's not rapping that great on it and also i think it's weird to beef with drake where it's like if you're kanye you seem to be moving away from rap why are you going at this rapper and making this a competition your whole point with fashion with fashion is i want to make fashion that is universally acceptable and these white people are the gatekeepers but then when it comes to your music you're still competing with the black guy in the rap genre that you say you're above competition for like you're past this dude and drake is probably gonna smoke you but like i i think the drake angle is weird i think when he dropped it and this is why i think he doesn't have faith in the album he dropped it and then said oh universal put out my music without my permission so if people say it's whack you're gonna be like oh but they didn't have my permission because the internet wasn't really [ __ ] with it early on at least yeah initial reaction on academics page and they did pretty much everybody but l ll yeah and then then i see a post from him oh universal didn't have my permission yeah and then all the people that got left off was interesting too soldier boy was upset he got left off and the text messages are there with kanye saying like yo i love you you're a genius send me a verse soldier boy there's a screenshot of the verse and then he's just not anywhere on the album what about um [ __ ] what was his face uh donald glover is that his name yeah yeah yeah glad that i'm influential yeah what does that mean i don't know necessarily i don't know if he was talking about like one of his like flows being bit by kanye i wasn't sure exactly i mean he didn't really come out and specified everybody was all salty man i mean i think chris brown was tweeting some [ __ ] or posted on instagram you seen that yeah yeah that's the only one i don't know why he was upset because he was probably left off too oh but like i'm wondering do these people not know kanye well enough yeah i know i think that they think they're above that like they're above being passed on what i thought would be dope is if because kanye kind of did it like he had marilyn manson he had the baby right and if he had chris brown like what if he took all these people like if he's really about that forgiveness [ __ ] he's really about that jesus he's making uncool [ __ ] cool yeah or no no he used to be mr uncle cool now what if he's about like forgiveness and rebirth like truly about jesus and he takes all these people that have done [ __ ] up things in their lives and was like yo here's the forgiveness song or be part of this like this is about rebirth like i he i [ __ ] up i was on that red hat [ __ ] and i was doing all these things and i was living this crazy life and that was [ __ ] up i shouldn't have done it and now he's truly using the power of jesus to 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were like that's one similarity what was the white album for the beatles what kind of cover was that was that nothing it was white and then it just said the white album at the bottom this was just a white square and a black square hopefully no blue square straight no square root let's go trace it with the blue square blue square i also thought the album cover was kind of weird too like i don't really get why i didn't see that i don't know it just seemed weird like it's the album's name after his mother like the woman he loves the most in his life and he's like what's the album cover black black [Laughter] he's like what can i do that would remind me of my mom like she's just she was black i guess it's close like come on dude yeah i don't know i'm just unenthused maybe there was some nothing that he could do that would come close to his admiration i think he's a little too far gone i don't think we're ever gonna have the genius that we think kanye is like he comes close to it but it's still just i don't think he got any more like i think he's a little bit too far off yeah he i don't think he was ever he was a brilliant musician but this genius [ __ ] that we put on him i guess he put it on himself but we bought into it we were idiots the whole time i was like this guy's just bipolar what are we doing of course i'm i'm speaking musically yeah but i'm just saying like i don't even think he's going to make that great music like he was once able to me yeah that's also the line with crazy genius though right like it flips so quick because they're so close to each other you know what i mean like the guy that just the giants mcgregor is a crazy person now yeah he was winning he was a genius that's what i'm saying he's doing the same behavior he's just doesn't he's just not winning and we maybe maybe he was always doing this behavior maybe he was always tweeting these things maybe he was always saying that he was and now that i i think it's a little bit extra now he's more desperate i think he's more desperate but when he was saying when he was winning wasn't desperate he was the king yeah the king says whatever the [ __ ] king wants yeah yeah yeah but that's everyone anyone that takes a crazy risk and then it works out they're a genius and if it doesn't work out you're crazy so it's like yeah he's in his crazy spot but if he comes out with another album later that smacks and then everyone's like oh yeah he's genius again yeah that's the thing with music is like you're just forgiven once it's good yeah it's the most intoxicating form of content like a great song is a great song it gets inside you in a way it does man like a joke doesn't get stuck in my head no i'm not [ __ ] saying jokes to myself walking down the street music man i don't need anything i'm there yeah now would you see him if he comes live to new york no interest really no i gotta say it live the only reason i want to because of what you said yeah i've never seen a kanye show zero interest you should go just to see him put on a show oh because what you want to do now is put on yeah but you said continue seeing it no i thought it was mid oh really it's kind of cool i've liked every kind of show i've gone to like it just he put so much effort into it and i like i like people for a long time my back gets hurt like let me sit down like i don't have to stand like what's going on right now like everybody [ __ ] with you it takes you an hour and a half yeah i like live music but like start it start it like you gonna make people stand for three hours and then you come on like start it if you want to make people wait at least let them sit down bring some seating oh so you were mad because he was late son i once what was that fat girl who used to sing a lot no that's fantastic girl from like australia new zealand or some [ __ ] huh remember she was like weird a bit bjork no no no anna gatsby [Laughter] she was kind of popping for a little bit like lord oh lord smacks her oh but she's not fat not at all she wasn't fat no she was like 12. yeah [Laughter] no no but like i remember watching one of her shows like a girl i was with back in the day want to see her live and like i'm like standing for an hour and a half before she even comes on i'm like yeah this is not it right yeah like this is crazy how you stand for an hour and a half it's a young people's game down like why can't we just sit if i'm sitting i'm good everything's fine people stepping on my [ __ ] sneakers for an hour and a half you're gonna get your sneakers stepped on for hour and a half before kanye comes on sing some trash songs the best part of the [ __ ] whole concert of the features they're not going to be there like why would anybody go to this everybody's going yo the feature is the best part i can't wait to see the live show who's there i'm sure some of them will come through not all for the experience if he doesn't regard six features he does the garden the big ones yeah but if you think the features are all pulling up to indianapolis yeah it's your goddamn mind bro but the garden also have seats not where when he does the pit when i was there i saw him at the garden and he had the pit and i was [ __ ] exhausted i was like let's go let's go wrap it up nah drake's in a good place though craig got to do it right yeah and he's in a great place he's like oh i get to hit album i could see what people like don't like about it i can still make tweaks to mine yeah i can i can have some bars coming at you now she's going to come out with like club bangers that everyone's going to be like oh this is cool like and it's just going to be better because it's going to be kind of different like the listening experience is going to be different he's not i don't know if he's going to innovate in the way kanye tried to innovate it's not going to be as like unique but i think the song is just going to be consistently yeah just give me some bangers dog some [ __ ] bangers you said you were at the gym probably sitting down you know you were driving sitting down you want a flight sitting down sit down make sit down music yeah what's up with all this stand stand-up music right all these shenanigans there's like the kids and they're standing why are these kids standing all the time both of them 40 years old why they making stand-up music yeah like think about you know what if i'm standing up everybody stay seated there's just that fire [ __ ] if i'm not everybody get comfortable exactly no no just crosstalk legs just for the weight that's what i'm saying it's just for the wait i'm okay if once you're out there playing the music i'm ready to go let's rip but i'm not gonna do it after an hour and a half of ours yeah i know just show up late because you know there's always opening next like yeah you never did a show before there was never opening act for kanye yes it was not a pablo it was just pablo so you just sat and sat no no that doesn't make sense what does it make sense so you were there you were just sitting in uh standing in silence for an hour and a half like nothing was going on no i guess they were playing some [ __ ] huh yeah the opening i was playing you just probably weren't paid attention oh did you see pablo no i saw the one before he was playing music or some [ __ ] but there was no open the neck it was just him and then remember there was a stage that like moves across yeah that was pablo right yes yeah so yeah there's no opening next we're just sitting there in the [ __ ] pit just staring up at the bottom of his [ __ ] sneakers yeah you got to stand up you sit on someone's shoulders or something this sucks that's where you gotta tap some of your wood yo can i climb up yeah i would literally do that at that point i found a wall and i just leaned out like you're at all conscious weddings let me lean forward i was literally just like anything dude connie's got four more laps like that's the thing i'm okay to stand if the music is playing we're all dancing and partying but i'm not standing for an hour and a half before and then standing the whole [ __ ] time that's too much nice i didn't i didn't know that nothing goes over how it happened i was looking into buying one of them seats that you could like take with you to [ __ ] you know it's like you could fold it up oh www chair nah like uh it's almost like a tripod but i got a little seat yeah like a monopod i could sit on you yeah i got you that's fire yeah next all right ronaldo yeah soccer fans i know everybody in europe i know how much y'all love our soccer take so here we go bro oh yeah we're we're the experts on soccer we know everything about soccer all right so here we go everything you want to hear some hard soccer bars here it is ronaldo is going to arsenal yeah the brazilians are in [ __ ] england again dude we got it okay brazilians are there we've been waiting for so long for ronaldo to finally go to arsenal and and play under um werner verner braun van braun yeah in the history of football for arsenal ronaldinho is going to win him the championship yeah ronaldinho all some ronaldo's nicknames ronaldinho got that yeah so it's going to be crazy bro i think he's he's got to be the best midfielder they've ever had right i think he's well he's a goalie oh he's a goalie he is an unstoppable he scores all the goals like beckham was a little bit better but like goalie yeah he was better he was definitely better now he's number two and aldo is is uh is playing on uh berlin fc berlin okay bundesliga the buddhist league he's pretty good in this league okay he's down there for real yeah no no no no he's playing for manchester united yeah okay why does this why do people care uh maybe some people might care because if he wins a uh a champion if he wins a championship with manchester united then i think that puts him ahead of messi it's a higher level league than the french league i guess the top tier leagues are the champ what is it called the uh pl no no the la liga spain yep syria and italy syria and italy and then remember the english premier league or yeah yeah epl and league one is up there as far as like psg and [ __ ] but it's not it's liga it goes bundesliga then the french league because how many teams are there even in the french league like there's like one i mean there's a legacy team that always wins yeah exactly so it's just like you you go and play for like the brooklyn nets you're basically going to join kevin durant and all these people at the nets for the bet and imagine there was no other teams in the league that you even play against so like the messy thing isn't a really big challenge but manchester united is not a team that's been killing it right they've been doing like okay they're like middle of the field so if you take them and you win the championship with them um you might have to say that ronaldo's the best brother how good is he still he's a legend he's made it i mean how good is he right for his age he's like mid-thirties and he's still like not first aid is just like against players relative to other players where is he so he's still top five still goal scorer like i think he led juventus and goals last year like he any team he goes to he just he's an animal so did he leave like the spanish team because messi left a spanish he was playing for an italian team yeah oh okay so it's just the craziest transfer window also too like this transfer window like that you have messi moving and bopping might be moving like people have bad games no but like so he might be going to real madrid which would be just like a crazy transfer window you have three of the best players that are playing like three of the top ten that are all switching teams going to different leagues all in the same window right before the champions league to like shake up hey soccer fans welcome to american football this happens every [ __ ] year get used to it the nba dog nba more not even close american football is much more talent moving around yeah no it's definitely nba no you just put a franchise tag on a guy in the nfl and he didn't really go anywhere like a big quarterback never really leaves really like a couple of times in the past five six years i feel like every year there's a big [ __ ] trade in football like a big movement of players every year like kevin durant going james harden going to the nets that was in two years kyrie irving that was three players in two years to one team this is like if dak prescott tom brady and patrick mahomes all switch teams yeah all the same like window and then to different leagues on top of that right before champions league it's just wow it's just interesting interesting to see the shake up but are the teams that they went to in the championship yeah they're in the champions league yeah it's like okay unheard of never happened it would be like if uh back in the day lebron james and dwyane wade and chris bosh all left their teams and one played on the same team yeah but champions league is different can you eat that later yeah [Laughter] sorry lauren sounds so jet lagged right you're going to [ __ ] the couch so champions league explain champions league mark i mean it's just basically cross competition with all the leagues so all the biggest leagues all right it's basically the best teams of all the other leagues playing one the world cup of the club teams okay yeah all right basically so it's like yes paris yes paris psg paris saint-germain or whatever the team that messi's playing on yeah yes they're gonna play in the champions league but the rest of the teams they're playing regularly aren't as good as the teams that the team you know uh real madrid would be playing or manchester united or maybe even juventus right i mean how many syria odd teams are like legit legit three yeah three four three four so it's just i guess that's what makes a a league itself yeah you know really good and psg didn't even win last year that was leel so yeah yeah all respect to and then the other thing that's interesting is that he's going back to man you which is the team that like he sort of made his bones at and started it there was fun i think he started there i didn't want to sound like a [ __ ] yeah he started there he started in portugal but yeah i mean he started with the lisbon fc but then like was a star and became a star with alex ferguson emmanuel yeah and then there were traders his [ __ ] jerseys son yeah and then he went back like some and did you hear that there was rumors he was gonna go to manchester city the man city thing apparently is the whole thing that provoked them to put in the offer but apparently man you didn't even really have major intentions to try to scoop them up yeah like as far as like because they actually i checked the the numbers they finished sixth in 2019 but in 2020 they were like top of the table so they've been like top five pretty much for the last like few years so they've been good but so they didn't really need a ronaldo as far as like their budgets and salaries and their current roster okay but they were like we're gonna make a push for him because we can't stand to potentially see him with our rival so but it's kind of interesting because like when when i was first playing fifa when i was younger the soccer game that's the only way i know anything about soccer man city was not a nice team it was manchester united that was the [ __ ] yes that's that's the other one was that ball [ __ ] who was kind of nice white boy from menu yeah back in the day i don't remember and then he came over and played in the mls for a little bit and then he got his hair plugs and now he's got some hair we're this white british guy played for man you i'm looking it up hmm nice striker um i remember that black french dude that came to play for l.a uh and then beckham wait henry yeah terry henry yeah but so so manchester united was that team i think there was a guy who played for me i'm almost positive what the [ __ ] is that guy's name white boy he got hair plugs there's like a video of him getting knocked out too like fighting with like a friend really they got like hair plugs definite hair plugs he was like a super salon i don't know british guy wayne rooney wayne rooney he wasn't bald he wasn't bald he had crazy receding hairline it wasn't bald that's [Laughter] okay so but um so yeah so like manchester united was nice man city comes out yeah they all of a sudden become nice nothing [ __ ] man city got all the sandpaper they got all the what sandpaper that's what they call the saudi money yeah it's the oil money from salmon i don't know [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah so so yeah they both got their billionaires they're just different places yeah but man city starts balling out right so man city the rumors are that ronaldo is going to go to man city and like people that are manchester united fans start going [ __ ] ronaldo he's over the hill [ __ ] him there's all these like memes they're going crazy and then it comes out that manchester united actually signs him all the exact same people like he's here he's got three years left don't worry we love him it's funny to see like the loyalty to club that exists within football yeah like i feel like now in american sports like we're loyal to players a lot more like most people lebron everywhere especially nba and probably because it's so transient yeah but like but with soccer like i was in barcelona [ __ ] were fans of barcelona didn't even know the players on the team right yeah yeah like if you ask them yo name eight players on the team they could not name eight players but they were die hard bleed what is it the blue red and yellow whatever the [ __ ] it is bro people have died literally died in like fights for teams that have never won a league oh yeah like people are fighting for their life for a team that's trash yeah you all die for this [ __ ] all right but culture is crazy who's jaden sancho my brother-in-law says he's a young kid who's nice on manchester u i don't know oh you know okay but they said like he has so manchester you apparently they've been getting a lot of young talent and so he's gonna i guess be the elder smith to come in and like help him out and [ __ ] like that he ain't gonna be to help him out oh he's going to be dumb yeah i think he's still like he's the man and sometimes it's hard to you know to play with the man all right like that's something you got to be careful that's a risk like i guess you hope that playing with a guy like ronaldo you see his work ethic you see not only his talent but his dedication and that rubs off on the younger players yeah he's one of those guys that's like i'm sleeping eight hours i'm working out twice a day i only drink water like that was a whole coca-cola thing he was like [ __ ] coke we don't drink coke water only like he's like treating his body like lebron [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah okay and that should be looking like a tummy tuck oh yeah he's a beast he's a [ __ ] piece it's unbelievable i'll bend my knee at the altar so so that's the thing like i guess you hope some of that rubs off you just got to hope that he's not like a jordan type where he's breaking these little [ __ ] because they're not getting them the ball in the positions that he wants it that's the that's the risk is that you have this young kid who's been watching when all they'll play his entire life and his dream is to play just like ronaldo and now they're playing the same team and now he's shook he's frozen because not every one of these young bucks is going to be like kyrie where they want to go right at him there's going to be some of these young bucks that are like i can't believe i'm playing with ronaldo yeah because he's jordan right yeah like they're playing with [ __ ] jordan yeah there's people that are like i started playing just because of you yeah we're on the same team yeah wow and they would never think that they would be able to they're like he's not coming back to manchester united there's no way i'm shocked he's doing it like not even because he could come play in the u.s and get a piece of a team and whatever but because you've been to lunch weather yeah literally the weather how did i know this i thought about this i was like why would you do this you're in the twilight of your career you could be in italy you could be in spain you could come play in los angeles they take so many naps there and [ __ ] like that why would you leave a place you probably got more chairs in space english women have you ever seen a girl in england bro what are you doing like sanchester dawg manchester just feels colder it's more north yeah yeah yeah you know what i mean if you're not playing more clouds like what are you doing why nothing like new york nothing like that care yeah new york outside of london england is [ __ ] rednecks dog manchester i never been but i went to [ __ ] birmingham and it was like oh yeah some yokels out here yo nah but they still got some hood spots dude [ __ ] yoko's there too that's my yoko's in this [ __ ] i don't know what's a yoko it's a [ __ ] country ass dude to see you a yokel bro [ __ ] country [Music] yeah i never heard it right you were just talking about going to london london is i said outside of london i was like that'd be a good business move but i don't know if it's the move that we're going to talk about you know just because of the language but yeah i don't i don't know man he got all the money in the world what the [ __ ] you want to just be in the in the clouds bro like nah dude he wants to be the best he wants to be great say what he wants to be great he wants to win the ep relatives athletes we would know he seems like kobe maybe yeah like super focus this dedicated i'm not [ __ ] playing l.a kobe demanded a trade he's like i'm not gonna be in cleveland kobe what what a charlotte the hornet's brother yeah he was a hornets right he's like i'm not doing this [ __ ] get me to los angeles yeah yeah no that's a good point i'm not doing it right so if i'm him i'm not doing it if he wins with this team he's like legit the best like is it on some brady [ __ ] if he takes another team to it he's the goat i mean it's always up for debate like we'll see what messi does with psg i mean they're also the most stacked team ever like psg yeah psja is still stacked so it's like it's messy they make players on there [Music] is that right they got the scarface they got the [ __ ] bond villain yeah you really did play fifa i respect that that's the old-school feat he played for munich but he they got played they got the [ __ ] that plays defense for real madrid they got um alex ferguson they got alex nice yeah samuel oh they got donda just fills up the rest of the roster what are you doing that's the whole team they got freddy yo freddie dew's playing is that your favorite player my favorite player of all time is freddie yes who wants five foot four inch 37 year old freddy adu 37 year old high school senior freddie this is american soccer legend you don't remember freddie a duke i went to one i met him at a soccer camp bro yeah did you ball on his ass he was supposed to be my age yeah i'm a [ __ ] with a seven year old you had a beard yeah did you ball in his ass or what no he was the coach of the camp oh he was coaching yeah he was ready to do soccer camp oh it was one of those that's why i became a legend damn that's why you ain't make it dog you're the wrong side his advice was like yo born in 1980 and i was like god damn yeah being a decade older than all the high school kids are playing yeah there's actually good advice if you could do it but most people don't want it that bad ricky but yeah i think that um i think alexi lawless is gonna have an amazing season bro do you know who alexi lawless is dude you you don't know who that is no legend dog you don't know anything you're gonna really struggle in europe honestly yeah yeah yeah you don't know what lexi alexis and his all sport commercials [ __ ] powered that that thirst clincher back in the day you try to advertise more you don't know me and him you're [ __ ] dude you don't know me and hammer that sounds familiar yeah she had a little ass on her right no she had no ass on her whatsoever she suffered from no acid all right yeah that's why you said it to me no no you said no as at all i said nocitol is no acetol it's the disease that's what we call it the disease stupid yeah i heard myself she got nasty she got nasty the ass at all um okay yo can we talk about this mlk fortnite there yes please yes this is so funny okay so fortnite basically does these uh like virtual events no fortnite is out yeah i do yeah he's trying so hard to be young like i don't even play it's so hard you're trying to be young bro bro you have a fortnight character tattooed on your arm like legit wait you have a footnote yes he does he's got mlk on his arm i don't know he's trying to make it he's trying to make a joke there's some mexicans died laughing right now all right yo shifty's in the mix all right so basically fortnite does these virtual events right where they had like attractive videos so you gotta like build scaffoldings i mean actually it is you're thinking of minecraft but you actually do build i think you build scaffoldings and then you like do a lot of jumping and [ __ ] that is true yeah yeah okay i thought she was simcity no sim cities build like actual like cities and [ __ ] like that you don't know what is your bill definitely played same thing [ __ ] parachute in and [ __ ] like you have so many systems you can do dances too dance and build scaffolding yeah okay yeah dance revolutions you steal dances from black kids and then you do them in the game steel is sharing also fortnite so this is tick-tock video game yeah yeah okay game and basically they do these virtual events where you don't really like play on the map but you can go and watch the event virtually so they have like a concert travis scott did a concert oh dork ass [Laughter] dorky and the most recent one they did is they did a virtual playing of martin luther king's i have a dream speech on the steps of the lincoln memorial oh that would go wrong in fortnight that's a lit so all these kids that don't even know what the [ __ ] oh my god the i have a dream speech is they're from they're from portugal they're not from america they don't even know what's going on yeah it's a global game okay so yeah just pulled up and so the funniest part of the whole [ __ ] so obviously like kids are just like doing dances and [ __ ] like in front of the memorial like he's talking and his kids just [ __ ] busting it out and then the best part is that they took his dream though in a way is kids that's a good point doing black dances coming together holy chair all right but then on top of that like first off mlk was like a known pacifist like he was a non-violence advocate he hated the war in vietnam and he was a socialist and then literally fortnight is a capitalist violence game so i'm like i don't know this isn't necessarily but it's not real violence it's a video game it's violence you're killing people with guns it's a video no it's not real violence so i wish that was actually a setting where they got to you got to dress up as fbi in the game and then if you shot him okay at least it would be accurate what i'm saying he was assassinated by the fbi is that not true no who oh yeah excuse me old [ __ ] i told you wikipedia and it's [ __ ] wrong by the cia i think they just let them die i mean that was the issue you don't think cia killed him who martin luther king yeah nah i think he was killed by uh lee harvey ozil james earl ray actually knows who is he killed by right yeah the [ __ ] that played star wars darth vader star wars oh [ __ ] i'm not bad damn at least i hit this so i didn't damage you yo son this is where my face is i moved it i did it on purpose i'm literally my name is nice with it you see my hand if i didn't move the mic that [ __ ] would have hit me right in my face this guy's crazy bro you weren't crazy modern eyes it's destroyed it's fortnite with the king martin luther king's pacifism bro i can't just love each other hey miles order another monitor [Laughter] it just sounded crazy because it bounced off that damn and broke apart when it did but how fast am i just to move it out of the way so just no you did actually have a shield i don't know if you got a power off from getting a loot box but you definitely blocked that pressure this is hilarious okay why did that [ __ ] break so easy so much this guy's strong man that's what happens i considered that though i considered that monitor would be fine to break as long as i hit that monitor did you miss allen purpose no no i tried that move inside come on yeah you did it okay so back to your story jake what historical event would you want to see as a a virtual fighter i want to see that again i want to see it that would be fire actually where would i want to go for virtual fortnite yeah what event you want historically um i would like to be at the play where uh abraham lincoln was assassinated oh that'd be a fire one that'd be sick because you know there's a few people that play like man they should be boring like they're like man something happened bro why you always bring me this [ __ ] my girl forced me to go this goddamn play can something exciting happen please and then seeing my man make the jump you're like yo yeah that actually said like that leap from the opera box was probably kind of dope yeah the parkour front flip it was the first parkour yeah it was a front floor but then that was like next level matrix like neo [ __ ] yeah have you seen that oh that tv is out it was coming around the album cover now damn you are influential donald glover yeah i know thank you donald dude why did it give up now nothing else is happening [Laughter] why the whole [ __ ] gave up i don't know what a bitch-ass tv what is that lg because you blasted let's go what did you throw at it lipstick no that was lipstick yeah some blistex or whatever you're doing you know what this is this is oh you are good son this just reminded me of my broken ass tv so you are good oh did we tell that yeah yeah we did it right now please if anybody wants to swap out my tv [ __ ] with your boy i heard i heard there's even more details no i heard costco can do it i heard there's even more details to it what there's no new [ __ ] i heard some good old [ __ ] bro eyes are good old [ __ ] this [ __ ] making people do his dirty work oh oh yeah somebody make this happen you unless someone else get arrested for you yeah so the craziest part is that remember karaoke remember you threw a hard thing at me like you could have bruised my whole head i threw it at the mic i'm nice i'm eating this protect my face yeah that's nice bro son that was unbelievable timing okay go go go go go so because they knew that all these fortnite kids were gonna go crazy are you [ __ ] serious yeah after alex light was almost taken from us it's kind of [Applause] you see where it hits the light spot is where it hit the playback 10 on the mic that's how hard you through that damn that's not for me it hit right here it hit right here you see the shiny spot is where it hit you that's i'm glad i'm glad that i threw it that hard oh yeah you should have you shouldn't yeah of course you wish it hit him and broke your [ __ ] monitor that's stupid we don't even know if the cameras are on anymore okay go go the camera might just be all right so because they knew all the kids would be going crazy okay have you ever played like an xbox live chat room like you know that they need the [ __ ] mlk speech but what they did is they took out all the tomato vending machines so you couldn't throw tomatoes and then on top of that they took off most of the dancing emojis but there's one that they couldn't take off because it was a part of like a dc promotional thing that they were doing so they had to keep it on for the month and it was catwoman's whip no there's no way oh that's not there's no way it's so wow they're doing the everyday there's hundreds of kids running around going i have a dream and just smacking whips all over the whole time i can't believe it's legit crazy that no one thought that through or they didn't call dc like yo maybe a bad look for the game or the movie if we don't do there's no [ __ ] way shift is this real why is catboy got whip what does that have to do with cats they got long tails yeah but they don't use them for whipping uh not yet maybe swatting flies with them and [ __ ] right what long ass tail yeah you think they have like wolverine claws or something yeah yeah i thought that was her [ __ ] why does she have a whip you gotta have something else i guess i think it's a sexual thing what's the sexiest weapon we could give this girl yeah yeah yeah you're right this kiss off the movie came up catwoman i guess i don't know apparently they did catwoman or something i didn't hear that so yeah they had a collab with catwoman oh my god they couldn't take off her whip so literally mlk's talking about racial justice there's no [ __ ] way dude your fortnite's kind of lit yo it's lit dude it's a whole game for kids where you learn how to shoot people and you jump out of a school bus wait why do you jump out of school i don't know but but that's what they thought kids in america needed is like yo let's teach these kids how to shoot people out of a school bus we do need that [ __ ] to self-defense at a certain point yeah so i think they're responsible for all the shooters i gotta miss this game how many buttons you gotta use to play it's almost double digits [Applause] to use one to move and then one to go up down before 9 11 at the time that was xbox first too much i don't know why you got to make this a racial thing why did you go through that racial you know what i mean hey that's 9 11. yeah that's that racist got bringing up 911 to me you know what i mean for what out of nowhere bro indians had nothing to do with nothing yeah you're not how do you not you don't know anything about that hey look i'm talking about you floridians man that's what i'm saying to be sensitive oh gosh yeah that felt racial to me too yo we gotta lose an mlk dude let's get on fortnite right now can we do the dances never dog come on let's go we're streaming 33 we're streaming bro i'm 33 years old i'm gonna play [ __ ] fortnite 2017. say what it was the biggest game in the world oh that's where ninja came from ninja was playing fortnite yeah he was he was the first nice fortnite guy [Laughter] why do you have to build scaffolding he grew up in new york he's like dude construction are they getting the rent kickback or something like they're doing construction on the whole game it looks like it's just scavenging like you're just building scavengers and then you get to the top and you jump off during the training yeah it's just weird tactical play you got to build and block and then you can shoot behind them well why isn't the game building already yeah no [ __ ] he ain't never played fortnite i'm trying to do the mic because he's not on the block he's trying to do the bike yeah wait a minute have you ever played fortnite i played like six times i got one victory royale and i was like i'm done playing oh yeah what is victory royale that's when you win that's when you beat everybody you did not win on your sixth attempt yes [ __ ] by myself 27 i was also getting coached the whole time like two guys might be like all right go this way do this grab this box drop that gun and i won that's i played that [ __ ] that's why yeah i was on gamer subs bro i was on [ __ ] peds i took two scoops of gamer stuffs i snored it to the face off the toilet seat and i was going crazy come on dude aly are you gonna play fortnite no definitely not why why not i don't catch it it's too many joysticks they're so washed right so that's the old game nobody's even playing yes they do no third most popular number one what's that shifty what is the number one most stream game minecraft yeah i play minecraft all day and gears of war that's that's my [ __ ] gears of war yep what's that about i don't know but i know it's one it's a game right no gears of war yeah yeah yeah shut up shift again i have a streaming community you got to play fortnite now that mlk is in the game nah i played it before is he still talking nonstop that's a long ass speech bro it's a dream hey hey but it's non-stop yeah for a little yeah and then they'll stop it eventually but you can go check that [ __ ] out dude does he get weird for that yeah yeah you should get paid to get royalty like what's the rights for it yeah i don't know who owns the rights to that but they're getting paid out the king of state probably okay i support it say what if the estate is getting paid probably i didn't look it up but i think they got to do that in my heart that's what's happening that's why you got to play bro you got the character on your arms for tonight yeah let's play let's play right now fire it up bro no i've heard of the game i saw it i've seen the guys doing it they got the big [ __ ] costumes on and all that kind of stuff yeah yeah i don't know if you're thinking of fortnite bro yeah every now and then you're playing a renaissance fair oh yeah you're the most thinking of are you thinking i think that's what you're thinking about i don't know i know exactly what they look like yeah this is an old rock band way before mark's time no clue how he knows okay we gotta have malcolm x and fortnite though we're gonna do malcolm x and fortnite he's that would be fine about that that's what i'm saying he's like yo we're [ __ ] up these white liberals that's right matt turner yeah yeah show up to the net turner mlk is sick but like that's not the right vibe you know what i mean yeah you know you need that old [ __ ] yeah you know what i mean yeah oh [ __ ] or like some french thing like what's a good french one the beheading of marie antoinette yeah the beheading of marine antoinette yeah rose pierre popping up that'd be sick oh [ __ ] yeah hell yeah dude get out there in euro dude clash of fort skin bastille dance such a long [Applause] which i think that's why french people aren't circumcised because people say it looks like slugs but french people eat slugs ah so i think they like it for that reason that might be a smell that's why it also smells like slugs okay now um guys we could talk about tony hawk's blood skateboard or the baby from nirvana best joke about the baby for nirvana suing nirvana you heard about this the baby from the never mind album is suing um the nirvana estate for like uh you know child exploitation or something they call it child pornography so whatever how did you explain that i thought the baby was doing a collab with nirvana i probably have heard a song i cannot identify them yeah you know it's a band so they their first uh maybe their second album but their big album is a baby and a boy they killed himself was he part of that yes yes he split no he died while he was in he was died while he was waiting oh okay they're big album covers a baby in a pool naked chasing dolls only [ __ ] white [ __ ] don't know so you think if you think my [ __ ] don't know honestly i [ __ ] different type of [ __ ] baby every type of white [ __ ] yes and they all know that they're probably not al is black dude he doesn't know anything about white stuff exactly or black stuff yeah i'm puerto rican i finished explaining anyway there's a baby on the cover baby's on the cover naked and he's chasing like a dollar bill on like a fishing pole fishing hook or whatever but it's this iconic cover there's a dollar floating in the pool he's in the pool the shot is under the water and he's like reaching for the dollar okay right but you see the baby's like butt naked yeah so now he's suing nirvana for uh child exploitation like this state and uh but the the yeah you see that never seen that in my life that's stopped swear to god there's no way swear to go hilarious uh everybody else who's listening that knows exactly what we're talking about i apologize for wasting your [ __ ] time there's uh matt balinski had this joke that was really funny he goes uh that baby's still chasing the dollar yeah yeah yeah i thought that was the best joke yeah right it's like he's still trying to yeah he's still trying to get that money um you were a hater dude i just sue his mom yeah technically like his mom sold the picture yeah his mom exploited the baby i guess they were also explaining the baby with with the permission of the mom yes mom doesn't have any money and here's what here's what bothers me is i think the guy has done appearances i'm looking through the article but i saw a thing said like he's done appearances as the baby he's made money off of being that baby he's done dozens of recreations of the and now you want to sue because you're like yeah but i guess it was weird it was weird that stimulus running out yeah it's also weird that you did it for money like get a [ __ ] job bro yeah yeah that's weird i mean it's it's sucks at your dangling it's all like on display but it's like your baby dancing yeah it's your baby dang you don't know what they grew into like yeah i bet you got a hug i'm totally fine with my baby dangling being shown it's long yeah yeah yours you sure yeah my baby dangling like whatever i don't i put a baby dangling picture up i put i put a baby dangling picture of my kids all right good i would of your own kids i posted bangladesh baby dangling i put on the story nah maybe not a post i put on the story i was going to live forever bro say what that's going to lift up put on the story 24 hours with a swipe up yeah [Laughter] um anything else the uh maybe the the tony hawk skateboard thing we can also hit it on patreon oh yeah i think that [ __ ] is uh basically tony hawk did a skateboard with blood mm-hmm and uh they like took some of his blood and they put it into these limited edition skateboards or whatever it was weird uh he mixed it with the paint right yeah i guess that makes sense but like and then everybody's making this big comparison to um well not sex like why would a little nazi did it it's [ __ ] up and when tony hawk did it it's not [ __ ] up he made that whole post who did a little nazi little nazak's really leaning you guys be honest like it wasn't the blood it was just something else what was it yeah i mean they do hate you because you're gay yeah but the excuse you gave them wasn't the blood it was the devil yeah you gave like little nazix gave them the out by talking about the devil and devil worship and all this other stuff and i don't think it was the blood that was in these sneakers that he was selling it was the devil that was these sneakers they're saying it feels like plus blood but the blood means nothing if he was like hey he's still a devil sneaker and then all these christians that saw their kids listening to old town road and now they're like oh [ __ ] that guy is not only gay but he's also saying devil worship i'm going to twerk on the devil and boom exactly so i i think that he's this is this is kind of unfair and he he knows it but you got to keep marketing [ __ ] and drumming yeah entertainment but it's not about blood it's just about the devil yeah for religious folks skateboarding kids they're bleeding like that's part of the allure of it i guess is like oh this guy bled this guy bleeds that's what you do in this sport yeah music you're not there's no blood involved there's no injuries involved it's a whole different thing and you got sued because it was nike and you're taking a nike sneaker and putting blood on it and they were like what the [ __ ] we didn't give you this permission yeah that's why you got sued it's a [ __ ] corporate thing yeah yeah if and if the company i'm assuming tony hawk's skateboard company's like yeah do that with our well yeah absolutely we would love to do this with you if if there was a nike collab where they have blood in the sneaker he's not getting sued because it's a nike collab nike might catch some backlash but that's because the devil [ __ ] again yeah a little nas actually have a sneaker with his gas nobody cares yeah i buy it that's great yeah but even in the midst of this he had such a good comeback that became like internet lore that the whole nahi tweegan yeah why did this become such a big ol i guess like his influence so like basically the rap i'm pretty sure it was the rap instagram account just rap posted the link and then he just comments under it goes not he tweaking yeah and then just got crazy up votes i think they pinned it and then everyone's just like oh we're flooding all the comments with nothing and now every time anybody does anything weird it's like nah he tweaking yeah for the next like week yeah but it's like one it just shows his influence that like he posts some catchy [ __ ] one he's able to think of like a funny response yeah and that's like sort of self-actualizing and ironic and then the fact that all these kids and like internet kids or like instagram kids they're picking it up being like yo we're gonna comment on everything flood the comments like to me i was like oh that's actually a pretty cool way for him to take this moment that's not about him and then galvanize it to bring it back honestly right smart so i was actually fairly impressed with that and i was also that was like a funny response yeah now he's interesting he knows how to market i just think it's a little unfair to compare the two yeah and i think he knows it i think like you said he recognizes like all right he'll drum it up he knows what the [ __ ] he's doing yeah um all right boys i think that that's an episode thank you guys so much for tuning in uh we love y'all we appreciate y'all we'll see you on patreon this friday and um anything else before we get out of here boys don't [ __ ] yourselves okay okay [Applause] you

Channel: FLAGRANT

Views: 438,780

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin, kanye, kanye west, donda, manchester united, man u, ronaldo, christiano ronaldo, martin luther king jr, MLK, Fortnite, nirvana, kurt cobain, jake paul, woodley, boxing, mma, ufc, dana white

Id: yWzTW2svJAs

Length: 152min 12sec (9132 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 31 2021