Dave Chappelle Needs Patrice O'Neal | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

[Music] all right what's up everybody welcome to the old playground not the old old flavor too this is like the first revision of flavor yeah yeah right right just the second draft exactly second draft flagrant suzy boy schultzy akash singh alex media the ogs yeah varsity [Music] if you come to miami you got to be ready for that rona it's a guarantee guarantee but you know what now we know we got antibodies and that [ __ ] works yo we we got antibodies that should work but corona is feasting on mark's flabby ass because you know what it is marco's doing that one meal a day [ __ ] what's it called oh mad oh man he was oh he mad real bad right now let me tell you that one meal a day [ __ ] got his immune system trashed i bet you 100 real man do two meals a day good i'll be drinking oat milk three times a day i got [Laughter] nothing making me happier than texas being frozen oh son yo but for real before we get to that we just gotta say that uh you know we gotta wish best of luck to the people in our crew that are uh going through the ronin [ __ ] rona running it back on mark's ass right now was like i didn't get enough daddy wants seconds bro you know how mark eats everybody's leftovers that's oh my god bro i'm telling you yeah it's so great i'm so happy it wasn't me this time oh so good i'm so happy it's so nice oh good i'm so happy because i got rona the worse so i'm like [ __ ] i got the worst immune system but this [ __ ] got it twice you get rona twice bro you got antibodies and your anybody's like no go away son imagine mark got like some real [ __ ] up [ __ ] oh come on so did i no but if he got aids or something like that bro maybe that's why he only had sex with one person his whole life because he knew if he got aids she would be ravaging his body ravaging it bro the miles yeah poor miles bro just broke into the crew you know what i'm saying just came on the bus the crew broke him in that's what it is if you want to work for us you got to get rona brothers that's what it is bro simple as that now you can enjoy miami unless you mark and you get that [ __ ] to watch me guarantee me you're getting a third time 100 guaranteed a little flamingo ass we're going to make his little flamingo ass walk around with one of these little pigs little dainty-ass immune system paper mache having an immune system bro come on come on we were all in all the same places fine we all went to the same places same dinner the same everything oh boy he got got huh yep and rona made a choice duck duck that's what marked was happy valentine's day happy balance baby oh my god but uh in all seriousness it is too funny bro it's so good it's too funny because i don't know if we've probably uh explained how cavalier people are here about corona like people just accept that you're gonna get corona it's crazy like i went to a gym today yeah and uh we put on a mask as we were walking into the gym and the guy goes oh no we don't do that he didn't say you don't have to he was like no we don't do that so what like their policy was no mask like i should be able to protect myself yeah there's got to be a heavy medium right i love that everybody at the gym just get it so we could all work out in peace not have some [ __ ] covering our masks he he looks how do i say this he's a handsome guy he's fit you know to me he's charming and fun but his immune system is like equivalent to his behavior on the internet does that make sense like he's a redditer inside dude he got 4chan immune system like you cough on mark it's over that motherfucker's an iroquois mark mark got the immune system with someone who knows how to use every part of the buffalo yo mark it's okay hopefully you'll be back next week hopefully hopefully he got a worse this time too did he he said i talked to him today he said he has no taste no smell and you know mark always acts like he has nothing yeah so he's like dude i'm fine bro and then i was like no for real how are you he's like i'm not doing that great yeah that's the thing it seems like we're being mean to our friend who has a potentially life-threatening illness right now we are but we are but at the other the point you have to understand mark net claims he's never been sick in his life he actually claims that it's insane when we're on the road and he's sniffling on those other [ __ ] yeah he clips he's not sick at all yeah the only alex gets sick and that only i get sick he doesn't get sick at all he also been he'd been a floridian this whole time about goals yeah remember we went to eating kansas city leaving that [ __ ] had his mask off the whole time we're eating as soon as we got in the restaurant mask off in an uber mask off on the plane mask [Music] three four times and then he's just gonna [ __ ] vaccinate me he needs the vaccine he's a vaccine vaccine probably give it to him a third time but you know what i mean he needs it damn bro or that [ __ ] it's perfectly fine and just wanted a deal yo if i find out that's the [ __ ] case i'm gonna go through the roof because he's with miles right now and miles has all the symptoms yeah tests are negative whoa really my so i checked in on miles he told me what he had and i was like you sound just like i signed it you got that [ __ ] miles text me today he's like yeah i don't think we should tell people that uh we have corona on the podcast and i was like you don't think that that's for you to think he must have brain fog bro oh we tell him bro we got to keep it open got to keep it honest you know this ain't a netflix special [Laughter] you boys were roaming it up during that netflix special i even had people message me a couple times about like bro i'm not gonna lie a couple of those episodes i could tell you were going through it i tell you a little sick in a couple of those episodes anyway man everybody had good valentines yeah i was moving yeah akash officially moved down al officially [ __ ] up cold i was in the cold that sucked can you explain how you officially [ __ ] up i'd rather not rise ow listen i almost fought two people okay talk about it yeah let's talk about it that's not more fun but i know this is on me this is my insecurity yeah i noticed something about myself after 37 years when i'm income uncomfortable in an environment mm-hmm right like [ __ ] we know him for 10. like when i don't know how to like operate environment i don't know like the etiquette or the rules yes right if i'm in too fancy a place or like any time i walk into like a fancy watch shop or something like that i don't know the names of these watches i'm capping bro yeah you know what i mean i just made money i'm trying to waste it yeah yeah there's a new money baby so exactly my girl be throwing that [ __ ] to me when we go into the watch place like so what are you here to get and i'm like [Music] why are you doing that to me now all the pressures on me they're gonna know we're frauds they're gonna know with frauds right so man so we're at um any time i in one of these environments where i'm uncomfortable i assume everybody in that environment is trying to [ __ ] me over somehow yeah okay every interaction is trying to [ __ ] me over right so earlier in the day we were at a watch shop we were at the automars watch shop whoa no this is why it's always good to go to watch shops right they never got the good [ __ ] in there it's all sold out you can't get these watches so you just go in knowing what watch you want which they will never have you have to be on a list for years to get these [ __ ] watches right you know they don't have it so you go in you're like hey do you have the uh the royal oak they're like oh we don't have any and i'm like ah damn i was about to do that that's the exact you say whatever they'll never have it in especially a place like ap and if they do have it in it goes to somebody else you'll never be forced to buy ah cause everybody on this is the list the less the less the list so and my man i think he took a little jab at me because i had on my rolly right which is my girls rolly that i just wear because she's he said this to me he goes oh i see you got the sub right there that's uh yeah that's a nice little watch like that he put like little one or something like doing that it was he went at right so my defenses are up and i'm like okay is this am i gonna have to start like a thing here like what's going on like my girl's right next to me like but here's the thing i don't know the name of any of the watches in the store i'm literally googling what watch i want on my phone as we're walking into the ap store right right we're in the ap store and they're like which one you looking for and my phone is still on but i don't notice and i'm looking at the guy and my phone comes down and he sees that i'm googling what type of watch and then he points at my stupid phone and he goes oh yeah the royal oak one yeah we don't have any in there that's good the google says what is the name of the steel automar pj whatever the [ __ ] it is i'm camping i'm captain who cares though i don't care yeah i'm saying why you care when you walk in you don't have to know nothing for some when i don't know like let me tell you something bro let me tell you something you walk in that store and you don't know nothing that lets people know you just you making money on your own you're not old money you're right listen i'm new money and i'm proud of it yeah but i'll be honest i don't come from nothing i'd be lying if i said i did i was all right girl enough everything was cool so you weren't doing like all the mars though no no no no no no no no no no it's different i'm still not i'm still not right i'm still not even walking into this if you're walking into the store you doing it you prepared bro now you're gonna get one i was not prepared i didn't know the name of the [ __ ] thing i'm calling it before you 38 you're going to have the illest auto mars or what's the other one the mother the super expensive one tech yeah he can have a patek hublot apparently he's not that great of a watch oh really oh [ __ ] my cousin's a big watching guy excuse me excuse me yeah yeah listen we got rollies out here bro sun and be gifting rollies but he don't get one for himself listen my i gifted this [ __ ] to my girl y'all wanna know how cheap chelsea is i'm gonna tell y'all this is sir cap a lot ready here we go i give this [ __ ] to my girl right she's not wearing it that much right and then we find out there's a way within the watch oh [ __ ] right to like hide a link without taking out the link and i said hold up add that like stretch it out a little bit more and the reason you can do that is because these watches are supposed to be worn while you're uh scuba diving so i think they let you extend the size of it so you could fit over a wetsuit yeah by the way this is how much i cap we're shooting this thing for culprit the underwear thing over the weekend and um my dumb ass is wearing a rolex submariner right i ask these [ __ ] before i hop on the jet ski i go guys oh my god come on guys and i know that i go guys come on i go guys can i get this thing wet oh my god and i just hear miles go sheepishly like he wasn't even trying to make me look stupid he felt bad for me i was a sweetheart he goes uh he goes um it's called a submarine it's got submarine in the [ __ ] title the title is submarine so your boy's capping okay yeah it's what it is that's what you got to do bro come on anyway so we be sharing this [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] you know what i mean that's what you got i wish my girl had the same size shoe as me but i don't but i do like i don't want her physically to have that big feet right but i would love to share some kicks 100 you know what you're getting into you getting into the sneaker game for rich people this is the watch game the watch game is like a sneaker game for like really rich people we're not [ __ ] around but you know what i realized about the watch game is if you got money and you buy the fancy watches you don't lose money you just make money why because it appreciates in value yes it was like like even this watch right here apparently it's so hard to get it's so limited shout out to justin by the way justin who hooked me up in orlando uh it's so hard to get that the the what's it called the secondary market for it is super inflated just because the supply is so low so it on these fancy watches like the aps the whatever like you buying that watch as long as you don't [ __ ] it up you're selling it for way more than you bought it for so these people aren't really like blowing their money on watches they're actually investing in it like it's a stock or anything yeah and then if you want to sell it and then upgrade to something else later you can it's actually a pretty safe investment as long as you don't [ __ ] it up is that real i hear the same thing about purses and i feel like this is what you say to i don't know if i buy the purse thing yeah i don't know if i buy the first thing yeah yeah i don't know if i buy the person that's the same thing and when watches they're gonna get wear and tear when you wear them oh yeah so it doesn't i'll be banging [Laughter] yeah it could be it could be a bad situation um but you did tighten it though before you got close to the water come on bro don't do that now come on so so the turn thing whatever the [ __ ] that turn thing is cool you got to screw it all the way to make it waterproof if you don't screw it all the way in then water can get inside yeah my [ __ ] ain't even going around in circles no more [ __ ] did i just ruin it come on now why nobody tell me nobody told me it's time why would it not be already in i didn't know that to be honest ah yeah so it's like it makes it easy for you to take it out adjust the time or whatever but when you're gonna get it wet then you have to screw it all the way to make it airtight so i'll take better care of your rolexes than you do bruh come on bro yeah my [ __ ] is done bro [ __ ] hey man [ __ ] dude that [ __ ] is just bro this [ __ ] is still saying february 13th it's just a reminder of the last day i [ __ ] up my watch oh my gosh damn bro [ __ ] dude whatever bro we're in [Music] don't miami in miami yo can you wear a watch that the the time doesn't work like i don't use my watch for the time yeah flex yeah yeah but never look at it i know everybody asks your time you don't look at your watch so sometimes i'll be doing that [ __ ] it's mad pressure though i'll be doing this you don't look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] nah but i've been doing that [ __ ] and i'd be having to like count yeah like you know like when somebody asks you what what letter comes after r you'd be like abcd but yeah i can't tell the time of the [ __ ] at all though not even close anyway you didn't get your girlfriend either no we're delaying it y'all ain't [ __ ] bro step it up get your girls presents bro come on man give your girl a nice weekend like oh what'd you do we're talking about you yeah exactly yeah yeah you guys talk about it you are so lucky because you get valentine's and birthday one my girl's birthday is valentine's at the exact same amazing that's absolutely gorgeous it's amazing every single consolidate one big gift one big day you're done i said oh man [ __ ] it's like finals week for you it's stressful but then when it's over vacation gold oh that's great what did you do uh we just went to some restaurants you know what i mean he's a foodie though so that's stop downplaying it you did mad [ __ ] i mean it's just light for me yeah sweating trying to plan this whole [ __ ] hey bro you you gotta earn that pool house bro that's just free out here dude i mean the world wants to be in miami texas is freezing you know wyoming is freezing new york is freezing true they doing dancing the streets in new york and she was so stupid it was stupid it was [ __ ] hate de blasio though you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] all right guys we'll take a break for a second because i gotta save your [ __ ] lives man i gotta save your lives and what i mean by that is i got to make sure that you don't lose your hair and that is a choice nowadays i know it sounds crazy i know that some of you out there are going away i thought we all are just going to go bald and that's inevitable we have to accept it no you don't have to accept it anymore you can stop that okay i'm a testament beautiful head of hair and that's because i've been on keeps well now i'm on keeps but initially i was on the same act of ingredients for over a decade okay i saw my thing my hair thinning a little bit and i've done it quick hopped on it so fast remember it i saw it we were literally freaked out you freaked out for about a month then you got on it good right before we went to dc you regrow some hair i regrew hair that happens so i'm telling you this is me this is from me there's 100 honest and this is true you got to do keeps and what i'm going to do is make sure you get the first month free all you got to do is go to keeps.com flagrant use our promo code flagrant you're going to get the first month free they got uh you know they got a treatment starting as low as ten dollars a month i'm just ten dollars a month for you to keep all your hair this is a no [ __ ] brainer okay the only thing in life that determines how well a male ages is if he has a full out of hair simple as that go take care of your [ __ ] right now all right let's get back to the show honestly de blasio and cuomo have said italian politicians back 50 years yeah 100 percent 50 years they sent them back i'm not elected no [ __ ] italian bro i love italians italians love italians if you ask an italian what is the best cheese it's from italy what is the best wine it's from italy what is the best vacation destination it's somewhere in italy everything they love italian so much there are two italians not even italians [ __ ] with mayor de blasio governor cuomo you ask any italian bank nah they're [ __ ] dead to us now dead really they lo oh yeah they lost the italian everybody was sucking cuomo's dick early in the pandemic which i also was obviously we didn't know that he was killing these [ __ ] old people bro did you hear the [ __ ] that came out about that uh that he lied about the numbers of deaths in the nursing home and then apparently one of his like tell me where i'm wrong one of his like press secretaries or whatever said his time he said they asked him about it and everybody just froze like are we supposed to hand this information over and he didn't want trump to send the justice department in there yeah right so they basically froze it didn't hand over the information didn't say it so they deflated the number of deaths by like 50 i guess it was in that like little yeah yeah yeah and listen i don't blame him for old people dying of corona because that's who dies of corona i don't blame him for um like corona being spread through these old people homes because those are the people who are most vulnerable and most willing to get it right like and we don't know what the [ __ ] to do in the beginning yep so it's you can't be psychic right i do blame him for knowingly suppressing the amount of deaths fell and then i'm pretty sure he wrote a [ __ ] book about how great he handled the pandemic is that a fact please can you look this up i'm pretty sure i hate this [ __ ] yo bro that is that [ __ ] that is true i hate that yeah yeah all these actors that were sucking this dick tweeting about how great he was where are you right now where are you at now no i don't know morning they're dead grandparents because of that chimp nippled sauce monkey that [ __ ] chimp nippled sauce monkey andrew cuomo governor cuomo embarrassing literally killed new york city man killed the jewel the west dude i talked did you talk to friends back home he did write a book about the battle that new york had with kovitt yeah he leave that little part out yeah he must have left that little part out where he was just killing [ __ ] old people i i don't think he would include that the battle of people born in 1812 where's that chapter but it is crazy right what a piece of [ __ ] dude piece of [ __ ] he killed he killed new york but because he's a coward yeah because these [ __ ] have political aspirations outside of where they are right so they were too scared it's not like they're worried about people dying right and maybe it is i don't want to put all that out there i'm sure there's concern about people dying of course and everybody nobody wants there to be deaths but clearly he was willing to hide deaths from the public in order to make sure that his political career continued on the same path right so we've proven he's done that for a fact right he hid deaths so that he wouldn't be culpable for those deaths so he could continue doing what he's doing and ascending to who knows a potential presidential run etc right so he's willing to put his own political progress ahead of deaths yep we know that now this is why he's a coward in my opinion okay because you have a guy who is not willing to roll the dice on the success of the state right and this is where i got to give credit to desantis the governor of florida right he is willing to roll the dice yes right he's willing to roll the dice and he's going to take all the responsibility on me it's on me if it goes wrong if florida implodes and there's just this infestation of corona and 50 of the people [ __ ] die that's on one guy yep governor rick desantis right he rolled the [ __ ] dice for his state right maybe his aspirations to be present i never heard him speak about before nobody ever brought his [ __ ] name up it was only cuomo and gavin newsom right everybody like oh my god the way the cuomo's handling the pandemic oh my god gavin newsom is so presidential who are the two least likely people to be president the two [ __ ] most fraudulent people who killed the two most important cities in america probably the crown jewel definitely dc i get but definitely new york definitely la up there and both of those cities are dead yeah entertainment every entertainer lived in new york or l.a all of them gone yeah and then i mean you look at this and you look at florida and everybody's moving to florida texas or florida texas florida and i'm telling you it is a ballsy decision he will get credit but you don't see his name spoken that much but people don't realize this like i know it sounds like i'm stroking dicks but i am stroking dick the guy saved [ __ ] lives when i call my friends and my family back home in new york they're so depressed dude yeah they're so [ __ ] depressed off it is brutal it's already hard in new york in the winter awful you can't do anything now yep now obviously there are people that they have to stay there you know what i mean they just have to right financial restrictions not everybody has the ability to just up and move right but politicians could could do things they know that they can do things because there's examples of them being done right here in florida yep they know that they could open things up 100 they choose not to and they are crushing the souls of the people back home man yeah it's [ __ ] i don't understand how somehow it's not oh it's not like a thing that we're allowed to talk about that cuomo's [ __ ] up this entire thing lockdowns are way too strict those people get celebrated and i just think there can be a happy medium between hey we're not allowed to wear masks at the gym and hey i'm shutting down indoor dining in new york which is the restaurant capital of the world maybe and you're all just gonna have to figure it out this is florida this is what florida does right young people go [ __ ] it i'm gonna get corona that is the policy of young people yeah maybe you guys have experienced something different but as far as i'm concerned every person under 40 let's say not even just young every person under 40 just goes yeah i had that [ __ ] back in the day i have yet to meet a single person in florida that hasn't had it they i i mean listen would they say one thing about the numbers about the amount i don't know i don't know if i essentially believe it every single person that i've met here under 40 has said they had it it is the sweden of the u.s i guess he's not locking down nothing you get it you get it we're going to be immune at some point it's true now the old people mask up i always see old people messed up and then old people take that [ __ ] seriously yep why is that not the strategy of every single state in the united states every single state or city around the world it works florida is the example i think we're in the lower half florida is in the lower half of covid deaths or even covid um cases i heard it's something there's two things i think they're 27th my two things might explain one i'm with joe rogan on the vitamin d makes a big difference though yeah man this is the sunshine state didn't it and two humidity i've heard can really help with like the severity of covid if it's high humidity miami got both of those so if you get it it might not be a severe again i just think there's a happy medium between [ __ ] you we're not wearing masks i refuse to wear masks this is all made up and hey we're taking this so seriously we're shutting down everything because i want to be president one day who was the last italian president i'm not electing some [ __ ] italian for president come on franklin delano roosevelt was he italian no but delano sounds kind of probably his half right half no i don't know if we've ever had an italian we're not gonna jfk i don't trust you all with it now he was an irish he was irish but he was mobbed up i trust an irish before i trust an italian yeah but i actually like italians they're president yeah you know no for president i like president explain sell me on this trump trump's italian he's not but he is okay everything about trump is is just italian yeah that wasn't all great but i liked it [Laughter] i like everything about his personality i liked as a person yeah yeah he's the funniest guy he's the funniest guy [ __ ] planning of course like how boring is twitter without him going after god i'm actually happy that he got acquitted because hopefully he gets active again on twitter oh they're saying he's not allowed back he's kicked off twitter it's not because of an impeachment no no he got back on twitter when yeah he got back on twitter like the day after or something like that oh really i think twitter said if he runs again they won't allow him to be on really yeah that's interesting if you're trump are you running again if you lose twitter i don't think he's running again you wanna do that [ __ ] you really wanna we didn't think he wanted the president once we didn't think he wanted to be president twice yeah yeah is biden alive have you all heard from buying anything is biden that you sent us in the topic list oh yeah but you didn't finish and i'm so happy to know yeah the last word is alive yeah yeah no but is he because i haven't heard from him no chance no like is he dead no she's got to be he's been dead since [ __ ] march march 2018 2018. no but like i have no clue if he's alive or dead like have you heard from him has he said anything he's signing some orders like every once in a while he goes like we're gonna fight this thing yeah i also think we could pre-record attention at all like we've been in miami we're not paying attention dude it's so easy to get lost in attention you know what miami is i try to i'm sorry but i try to get like into political [ __ ] like when people are telling me something's happening like i try yeah you know what i mean like i hear all these stories all these stories going down here they're like oh you know uh [ __ ] justin timberlake apologized to brittany and janet jackson or whatever like that and i'm just like i don't care no that's the beauty of also not being in florida in particular but not being new york or l.a you care less about this stuff you're not surrounded by stuff like no you're not surrounded by people who give a [ __ ] about this dude all my friends they [ __ ] care still yeah like one of my boys back home i was like the champ nipple sauce monkey that shut down the uh new york uh governor cuomo i was like yeah you hear this governor cuomo he was hiding the numbers of the dead people he goes but what about trump's involvement and all oh i'm like oh i see that's what life is like over there you still gotta care yeah about these [ __ ] things yeah but down here no dude democrats the rare times they do win because they're [ __ ] losers through and through they're like professional losers even when they win they don't know how to handle it they're still acting like losers yeah but trump you you won why am i worried about the guy beat that's interesting because god you're losers i've noticed that like the bar for canceling people is getting really low yeah and i'm trying to understand like if this is are they emboldened are they empowered by a biden victory like once you get the victory over the trump yep now are you just looking for other things to cancel was trump actually better for society in general i'm not talking about his policy i'm not talking about his [ __ ] douchebaggery with the capital yeah and saying the capital stuff i'm not i'm not talking about how how much of a buffoon he was with covid and how he mishandled covet i'm not talking about that i'm just talking about is ethos of flagrancy yes having one having one bad guy that you just direct all your cancellation attention to kind of stops you from going after justin timberlake for saying he smashed britney spears yeah like that's what we're upset about yeah and do you really think that justin like took off janet jackson's top without her knowing oh i just thought he knew and then he let her take the blame and if y'all are friends male female i don't know yellow friends so like don't show up to the grammys after she gets kicked out right what was his reaction to it he was like oh i didn't know he he just wrote his apology now i didn't even read it but i was the original one back when habit i think he just didn't he's never addressed it so like she was getting all the criticism and you know he played a part in it i got i i i'm pretty sure it wasn't his idea no no of course i don't think he pitched the idea to janet jackson hey why don't i pop your titty out in the middle of the super bowl this is janet [ __ ] jackson this is a music legend right doesn't timberlake is barely a not a boy band star right so if it's her idea and he completely he was huge at that point he had his first album he's not janet jackson huge he's not a legend yeah it's not even close like janet's here and this is a boy band star yeah right like real talk you could make the argument that justin timberlake isn't a legend still i'm not a fan i've always been a hater i think he's incredibly talented but i won't say legend like in terms of musical legend i don't know if he's there dog name the song i would cry me a river the song the song that ruined britney special slap bro and loki oh boy he got some bangers loki they were right i stopped [ __ ] with brittany after that i stopped [ __ ] i was like oh you cheated on my man y'all both were denim together and then you just gonna cheat on my man with a backup dancer that got molested by michael jackson look how this whole [ __ ] going full circle wait who's wade robinson it was wayne robinson i thought it was what's her name featherline no it was first wade robson she liked them backup dancers you know yo she'd be putting up on them no both of them split her [ __ ] real talk that was when britney was free getting cracked out all over the place that maybe you need a lock up brittany maybe you need to lock up that poon anna chastity at least yo something yeah yo joe simpson what's his name brittany joe spears no jake some spears i assume well it's got to be spears yeah you said jessica simpson's dad is joe simpson okay right but then brittany have a joseph mr britney spears hey i'm pretty sure it's jamie what is what i think it's jamie jamie spears yeah no jamie spears her sister jamie lynn spears maybe we don't know nothing as we shouldn't point is you cheated on jt yeah yeah they're both jamie you cheat on jt and then you want to cry about it well cry me a river [ __ ] you know come on now grab me a river and then when 50 cent hopped on that joint it was over well 50 called out brittany you remember that yeah this song about you britney oh boy my man didn't give a [ __ ] you don't know what it's like to get cheated on by wade robinson you know that is the ex you know it's like they cheat on by the [ __ ] telling you how to dance wade was making justin do dance moves that made him look super flamboyant and then britney couldn't respect him no more bro and then he just swooped in that's the move real talk real talk that's the move wade robinson to g for that he knows how to manipulate i wonder where he learned that i know i know where he learned that from smooth criminal probably taught him that [ __ ] that was smooth very smoothly he stole britney [ __ ] hey wait you're welcome thank you michael jackson um teaching you how to how to be a smooth criminal that's why jt ripped off that top that's how you get back at the jackson oh [ __ ] that's [ __ ] we haven't got it we didn't got it got there yeah we did get there bro yo you know if if if we're gonna get there we're gonna get there okay point is everybody trying to cancel jt uh-huh i'm hearing people trying to cancel josh sweden okay i've read these allegations after you talked about it what's the alligator he's mean yo you could get canceled for being mean though he's mean yeah but can you like yeah yeah so mean yeah remember when it was rape remember remember when it was like yo y'all can't be raping people yeah there's not enough stuff going on son now we gotta yeah you know it's like it's like netflix you know how they're running out of serial killers to make documentaries around about so now they made a documentary about a hotel yeah where like serial killers frequent no i mean this is called hotel c solar some documentary i'm like y'all running out of [ __ ] y'all running out of serial kills we went through all the serial killers we knew this would happen they're running out of people to cancel so there's a billion dollar company you can't pay some [ __ ] to serial kill that's a jazz that's the most you can't get didn't make a documentary about finding the serial killer son hello yo hello this is a no-brainer everybody's already in their homes that's true everybody's locked in there's no quarantine killer that got a little alliteration going how am i the one thinking of these ideas why i got to pitch all this [ __ ] show saves netflix is that it that's the next special yo show save netflix go out there get to killing that's them all okay there are innocent white women in their homes ready to be murdered i'll volunteer to be the killer where's kevin fetterline when you make it oh [ __ ] no but it seems like everybody's getting uh canceled for being mean bro it's crazy dude at what point okay so here's the [ __ ] up [ __ ] like if josh i don't even know who this guy josh i've never heard his name though he's just not heard his name but i didn't know who he was yeah so he did a bunch of like comic book type movies and he did buffy back in the day which was incredible yeah i mean that's where apparently he was mean so he was mean to the the actors yeah but was he touching them or anything like that no nothing i know of so here's the thing if you're mean it's on the actor excuse me to decide if you want to work for them or not right if you're mean and you threaten their career meaning you say yo if you complain about me you're never going to work in this business again yeah that's [ __ ] up that's where you can get canceled that's where you should be able to get canceled but if you're an [ __ ] we need to leave some personal accountability for the actors to be like yo i'm not going to work with a guy like this no or complain or do whatever the [ __ ] you want like complain to the top and if the top protects them then we talk about the top yeah when do we stop there's a mean in life when we stop saying these parents are shitty when did that go away remember when you would be like oh these parents who push their kids into this industry of [ __ ] monsters everywhere oh this is it starts there in buffy it's adults and buffy no i assume sarah michelle geller was a teenager like youngish was she complaining about him she had yeah she said like it was you know tough for the top stars or whatever it was really hard for us etc all right i can kind of give you sympathy because you were probably young at the time but where are your parents what was tough what was tough about it he there's one thing where i don't know this wasn't a teenager but like one of the girls was pregnant and he would like make fun of her and call her fat and [ __ ] in front of other people because she's fat in a beautiful way i think i mean it is what it is i mean she's not skinny yeah you know she's not skinny right i don't think it's that big of a deal i'm trying to defend these people i i've read this like this is where we are now we've all had shitty teachers we had a shitty teacher and the class wasn't fun yeah that's it you couldn't get the teacher fired yeah you couldn't say she created an environment of toxicity any time i talked back i got detention no that's just what it was you just suck it up yeah i don't think anybody tells women to suck it up and that's the problem well i mean you know all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because uh let's be honest you need to get it back you need to get it back you've been quarantined you've been locked down even if you haven't been officially locked down you've been at the crib just sitting around all right i remember back in the day i was walking all this time especially in uh just walking everywhere i was in shape from walking okay when we were locked down and we're just months sitting down not working out at all obviously gym's close back up north gym's close probably where a lot of you guys are listening right now your bodies are going to [ __ ] let's be honest you got to do something to switch it up okay and what you're going to do is you're going to switch up your diet okay and conscious keto is going to help you do that conscious keto has these shakes and i'm telling you not only are they delicious it is the perfect meal replacement the perfect snack the perfect late night craving that's not gonna make you [ __ ] explode like all those other snacks that you would replace it with well you know how good 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down let's say one meal a day you're just trying to decrease calorie intake because you're not exercising as much or you're not even walking around as much just do a shake for one of the meals done this is like the most simple no-brainer way to stay healthy lose a little bit of that quarantine weight and get your [ __ ] back all right let's get back to the show walk it off whatever that's what we get told all the time it's fellas it was just the girls the guy who started the allegations of some guy named ray fisher who was a guy too yeah look at this [ __ ] what's he talking about crybaby ass boy they might listen to you dog grow up yeah i mean i just can't think like of a production that i've been on where i wasn't mean [Laughter] like i'm hey bro i'm mean like if we're producing something i'm mean so if you don't like that please do not apply and i will notice scared to speak up right now i am [ __ ] gotta get done you know what i mean [ __ ] gotta get done if i'm on adderall if i'm popping addies and we're working 120 hours a week you're boy going to be snapping 100 yeah i'm not going to ever threaten your job i'm not going to ever threaten your future career i'm never going to disrespect you on the basis of race or gender but if i don't think that you're working competently i will let you the [ __ ] know yes you would immediately yeah yo and you know why i feel justified doing that it's cause i know how hard my guys are working yep so if you gonna be lazy and [ __ ] it up for my guys and myself they've been working a hundred [ __ ] hours a week i'm furious would you go in on the hardest during oh boy it was a couple what's the one what's the one where you're like woof i went in but it deserved gotta be those graphics yeah it was probably the first initial graph the first initial graphic run i saw for the thing i blew up [ __ ] gasket for sure that gave me corona that gave me chronology it was definitely that yeah yeah i was out of that took so much out of your immune system you just said and they were telling me to [ __ ] apologize remember like yo you should really apologize what do you say al what do you say i know he wasn't going to apologize but no what did he say that you were like yo you crossed the line like you owe an apology can't repeat it wow wow great and it could create an environment of toxicity it's a little toxic no that environment was toxic that was a britney spears toxic right there yes it was yes it was but you know what happened afterwards we got some good pictures i just said they got a lot better yeah really and a lot no that isn't more staff got hired all of a sudden yeah sometimes you gotta yell you gotta light a fire every once in a while you can't do that [ __ ] all the time you can't whatever but if you're really [ __ ] upset sometimes you gotta yell absolutely and that's the thing like you know like people look at like uh i don't see any successful coach that doesn't yell and then people always go oh what about uh phil jackson well phil jackson had a guy named michael jordan that would punch you in the face during practice oh and i heard phil would go in i heard phil would go in after blowouts like when you blew out the other team he would tear you apart you did this [ __ ] up you that [ __ ] up and then after you got blown out he'd be like hey guys it's okay supportive and nurturing and that was like again the genius of phil but he after a blowout win he'd go in there and be like y'all think you're hot [ __ ] no that's it bro that's it i'm telling you simple as that we're gonna get passionate we're gonna rock out here but i'll die for you i'll do anything for you that's true if you're willing to commit i really will that is a hundred percent i don't think that anybody who's worked with me like on my team would say otherwise right but i'm gonna need everything yeah agreed yep it's like a war type thing it's like we're go you know obviously there's nothing close to going to war like i would never compare us realistically to war right we're doing the most [ __ ] [ __ ] compared to like what those that's bravery right but what i mean like in terms of dedication it's like if it's our team we're gonna ride hard we're gonna [ __ ] do this yep and if anybody's being you know disrespectful to like our time or the dedication we're putting in then i don't have a problem saying that because al can't say that right like if al says that he could potentially get fired yeah one thing i like is that you keep it you keep the same energy with everybody so like even with us you expect a lot from us yes right the meritocracy for today for example i was supposed to get here early set up the studio i didn't exactly stop the looting i didn't exactly set it up as nice as i should have and i got i heard from you about it and you was right i could have did a much better job in setting up the studio and so that's on me so you gotta take that accept it and be like all right you know what next time i won't let that [ __ ] happen again that [ __ ] was funny bro because when you were covering it for yourself that [ __ ] was hilarious i set up all the cameras and i'm looking at the cameras i can see that they're not set up but i don't know what to do in that situation because i just don't want to be an [ __ ] so what i what do i do the room was a mess granted like it was way worse i could have made it better but it was way worse when i walked in here like those bags everything all on the floor because when you guys came in from that last set you just dropped everything we left yeah i know i know but it's on me listen cancel me bro i don't know what to tell you cancel me but it doesn't feel that a little bit doesn't feel like we're like lowering the bar too much chris harrison getting cancelled for what so shout out to the goat the bachelor [ __ ] goat dog you're my favorite he's literally i laugh every time he comes on screen it's amazing that's so funny it's amazing he's so funny and the idea that this guy could be disrespectful there are 30 cockthirsty women in a [ __ ] hotel they haven't seen the outside world he he is famous to these women he can take advantage of that oh he could be sneaking in and out of hotels oh yeah they'd be dying for that type of attention he doesn't do a single thing very nice never offers career hey i'll give you better show promo if you do nothing none of that nothing nothing takes advantage of it nobody takes that check is incredibly professional keeps it moving me too no money okay no me too he did something and i've thought a lot about this yeah he defended one of the contestants so one of the contestants i believe in in uh rachel yes looks like emily ratakowski a little bit but more broke you mm-hmm up bro she's my favorite in the house oh really yeah she's my favorite to win it really yeah yeah she's my favorite twin so she uh went i think when she was in college to like a old south themed party sounds fun so that's one of those tricky things where if you're not white you're like how do i dress like this is before bridgerton you know what i mean where you could just ignore racial history and just dress the part anyway and but an old south themed party i was thinking about this and i was like okay can we not have any parties or festivities that are themed in the past while there are these incredibly like racist atrocities happening because they remind us of it you know like it should all of them be illegal right and i and my first reaction was like that's stupid there's more to the south than just slavery they had culture that was independent from slavery and they are reenacting this culture they're not reenacting a slave plantation they're reenacting the outfits the dresses the drinks etc right so that was my knee-jerk reaction right and then i thought hold on i'm sure during nazi germany there were outfits and dresses and cultural um nuances in the parties that that german people could reenact but if they did we'd be like yo what what is this old german party going on here i understand the party might be separate from what's happening to jewish people in germany but it's still reminiscent of that time and it's hard to separate those two so while i don't think that a girl going to event like this especially when they're [ __ ] 18 or 19 years old they're in these like formative years of their life well i don't think that that's inherently racist i do think it's something that you can look back on as an adult and go yeah that's a kind of stupid thing to do yeah that's because it is impossible to separate that time with slavery so that's a kind of stupid thing to do even if that is not the intent at all can i play devil's ad please please please you're with your nazi germany yes parallel there was no german german culture didn't slap there's some southern [ __ ] that's kind of fire son what do you mean german culture didn't slap bruh help me out i was trying that's some fire south [ __ ] the accents are fun the [ __ ] everything is big big hair big dresses it's all just kind of fun now maybe it's not fun enough to overcome the atrocity that people will think of when they think of the south but everything about germany in their culture is just stupid the accent is stupid you sound like [ __ ] idiots you know what i mean your clothes it's all we can think of a german clothes is the actual ss outfit that's a good point i can't we can't think of any wardrobe we can think of the uh when they're giving you the beer oh wait uh what's it called beer fest oktoberfest october that's cool we go to october oh yeah that's not i think it's for the girls and later housing that's not in any way tied to nazi germany as far as i know if that was like and if they dress like that we're cool yeah because we're like oh that was before you guys hated jews yes right yes 100 southern culture is a different in that sense now maybe it's not enough but i also think all chris harrison was saying and he worded it poorly but i saw that like two and a half minute whatever yeah and he's basically saying let's have some grace for this girl she made a stupid mistake now the one thing he [ __ ] up but he can't it doesn't make any sense he go he's like he's the ladies interview and he goes well you have to ask yourself is it stupid now in 2021 yes was it stupid in 2018 you got to look at it from a different angle and i'm like 2018 is not it's not 1998. yeah yeah yeah so that defense dumb i think that he's a hundred percent right about grace like we have to give people grace yeah you know especially when they're young and impressionable and all their friends are going to this party and like you said there are some really fun things i guess about southern culture in terms like the dress etc you know if people want to dress like you know marie antoinette they want to dress like bridgerton like i'm sure there's incredible atrocities that are happening around the globe because of the [ __ ] english empire oh yeah but when they're celebrating those outfits yeah they're not celebrating those atrocities right right um so it is tricky but grace yes you can't immediately put slavery and racism on a girl because she goes to that party yes right you can put i want to fit in with my friends and i want to do things with my friends yes and i may be willing to do things that like when i'm older i regret it and maybe i'm 18 i'm not i have no worldly knowledge i probably grew up in a suburb i don't understand how much this can hurt people's feelings i'm just going to a party in my mind yeah i'm 18. everyone at 18 is a [ __ ] idiot you're not smart i've yet to meet an 18 year old or i'm like yo i love the way you navigate the world you get it you're wise wisdom is for all people yes she's all right it was stupid i guess we wouldn't do it now she wouldn't do it now she was 18. i think i can forgive that so here's the thing chris harrison says it what al nah i don't know i just and maybe it's because i'm black i just can't that's why your opinion south without connecting slavery and that's valid and that i cannot argue with like even while you're dressing up it's like you still have slavery i was making that argument and i knew it wasn't the strongest so even if you say that i will i'll be all right fair enough i can't accept i think sorry to interrupt but i think as northerners our only understanding of the south is slavery okay and now it's transitioned into racism or bigotry so i think most northerners or even like california so that's what they assume the south is like whenever they northerners want to do a dumb person accent what do they do southern southern next whenever they want to do a racist accent southern accent so that's our own bigotry towards people from the south and it's because when we learn about the south we often don't go there most northerners aren't going to visit in [ __ ] mississippi right they're not visiting alabama you know so we don't know anything but what we read in the books and what we learned about so it's hard for us to disconnect their history from and their culture from slavery because we think they're one and the same when there were i imagine plenty of people that did not have slaves but we're still southern culturally you know like the one group that seems to get away from this is uh like people from new orleans yeah like people from new orleans can still like maintain their yeah their own kind of like unique culture they can wear cool outfits and do all this kind of stuff and we kind of just gone oh yeah but that's a new orleans thing yeah if you do that in alabama or mississippi we're like that that's kind of slavy you see what i mean but like for whatever reason new orleans is forgiven yeah i don't know the exact timeline but it just feels like uh new orleans had like they it's more they mixed a little bit i don't know earlier so that's why it doesn't like creole culture is mixed like black creole yeah that is a good point they are mixed more mixed culturally yeah it almost feels like the white people down there have a lot of like black influence and like almost like a like like french or haitian influence like yeah it just seems super mixed so maybe it takes a little stank of the racism off um that's possible but they had slaves throughout the civil war even after the emancipation proclamation they didn't stop slavery until 1865. i'm pretty sure yeah so it's like oh no it's tricky but chris harrison took a leave of absence from the show for this because he was i don't know he was what the [ __ ] i'm deaf or something i don't again even what i'm saying out like when i was saying that i was trying to kind of be funny but if we oh if we say okay fine you cannot uh separate the old south from slavery can you at least understand why someone would say okay a girl made a dumb mistake let's just try to be a little graceful oh yeah that's what we're saying but i think you could still call it like oh this was a dumb thing it was sure yeah i'll accept that but i'll give you that both are true both are true like like we've all done things we regret as kids you know whether it was like tease people whether it was like you know some joining [ __ ] gangs and [ __ ] like that like we've all been a part of things we wish we didn't do right when we were young and now that we're older we're like [ __ ] i was dumb and like maybe i affected people in a wrong way you know like i should have done that absolutely but we're allowed to be forgiven you know i think that we forgive people i mean we forgive rappers for way more yeah i mean like rappers openly rapping about harming people yeah and i love it not only harming people selling drugs and harming people within their own community yeah we have some of the biggest black lives matter supporter rappers who proved to us earlier in their careers that black lives did not really matter to them if you listen to those early albums they're not talking about white people that they're selling sentences in a way that people are going to get upset at it but what you're saying is this is right it's they put capitalism over the lives in their own community if they needed to or my survival and thriving and then we saw them change and become people that like we admire and we look up to and like lead us yeah in terms of civil rights and black life mattering we look at them and go holy [ __ ] this person is putting his money where his mouth is i'm [ __ ] with that person that person is real he's matured so if we can let somebody who's committed the most egregious acts possible or at least has said that he committed those acts or tried to commit those acts right to humans i think that we could offer a little grace to a girl who goes to a [ __ ] stupid themed party yeah yeah right i could definitely agree with that and maybe if we start letting it maybe if we start allowing people to like go i [ __ ] up as a kid right maybe we'll maybe we just leave that open a little bit more there'll be much more people who admit it yeah there'll be people who come out there's like man how stupid were those parties we would throw we're all full of [ __ ] that's all we need to accept all of us ain't [ __ ] and that's it yeah when i call you out i know i'm fine [ __ ] either yeah but i own it that's all we ask for people hey we all [ __ ] up we all did super things we all say stupid things some some just personal accountability bro that's it dude that's the thing that um drives me crazy about the uh the chappelle uh his recent like uh speeches the issue with chappelle and his recent thing is called redemption i believe yes right my issue with chappelle is chappelle is the living goat in my opinion he is the living greatest comic alive yeah the greatest comic ever is patrice o'neill but alive i think i'd say chappelle to be honest say what i think i'd say chapel oh okay that's fair enough yeah exactly at this point like the top five or ten are interchangeable amongst personal opinions yes right but most people agree on like the topic he's one of the greats and nobody's disputing that nobody's just being unbelievable a talent yeah unbelievably brilliant brilliant how he orchestrated this to get his show back brilliant was brilliant brilliant negotiation we spoke about i think last time he made the show valueless yeah and when a show is valueless the owner of course will give it away because he can't get anything for the show not only was the show valueless it was so toxic and radioactive that by still owning it as comedy central it made comedy central look bad [ __ ] brilliant it was a genius strategy to get the rights of his show back that is not the issue i want dave chappelle to have the money more than i want comedy central to have them absolutely coming central sucks absolutely always sucked i want dave as a comic to have the money and have the rights for his show that's not a question i'm just disappointed by how he sounds in this that's my issue it's like it seems to me and don't get me wrong being the most famous comic in the world is probably hard and being looked at as a god amongst people is probably hard and it just feels as if like he doesn't have people in his camp that are willing to go hey bro i don't know if you should put that thing out where you call yourself a hero five times like that's not a comic thing to do like usually we make fun of people who call themselves heroes right like a hero's like being heroes like having a nickname like you can't give yourself the nickname like people decide if you're a hero and people decide your nickname right so i feel like a little disappointed or sad cause i'm like bro this is this is not what we do as comics and it seems as if there's no personal accountability whatsoever for like what happened here right i want him to have all the money i want him to own the [ __ ] show over comedy central shore but let's be honest about what happened you signed the contract that you wanted because you the ball was in your court you got the biggest [ __ ] contract ever everything that you wanted you got right you walked away they paid you money you did not pay the money back right yep they held the rights to the show that they owned per your contract and you're upset at them in no way is there no personal accountability at all yeah man i don't again brilliant negotiation he used his leverage his leverage is the genius it's of genius negotiation but the mischaracterization of how everything happened and even when he's talking about getting coveted early on he i had to perform well i can't not do live shows till 2022 that's why i got covered because i was performing you're also there's pictures of you at bars with no mask they're stories of you getting into fights with people maskless at a bar right don't make it just hey i'm a hero who has to perform for everybody i love my craft so much that's why i got cold be three-dimensional in your story yeah i was i kind of didn't give a [ __ ] and i got covered that's what it was fine i did shows because i loved performing don't give a [ __ ] went to bars cause i was tired i miss people whatever i can handle that yeah yeah little [ __ ] like that and again i brought it up last time but it reminded me of the um i used to not smoke and drink and tell this business no no i was a good muslim before whatever religion you are if you start smoking and drinking you [ __ ] up you failed your god that's not anybody else's fault yeah yeah uh my peer pressure yeah were you [ __ ] 12 years old you're 30 years old you're [ __ ] multi-millionaire and these execs are going to get you to smoke and drink your pressures away go to a [ __ ] therapist bro yeah yeah like just mosque go to a mosque talk to your mom your best therapist i just don't like that aspect of him he's terrorists not i just don't like that aspect of what he's doing again i think he's the greatest comic ever i think he's [ __ ] brilliant to get his [ __ ] brilliant strategy to get his show back i'm riveted whenever he speaks and to your point but someone in the crew need to step in and be like bro like you called yourself a hero five times i didn't even catch that so this is all that's all i'm saying i'm watching it and i'm going imagine he said that and then had to sit next to patrice after the show at the back table to sell it 100 patrice would pair his skeleton from his body he would literally tear his skeleton out of his flesh accountability king accountability king to a fault very much there is a patrice documentary i think on comedy central and that's the reason why no one has [ __ ] seen it probably but this is the greatest ever please go watch it find it it was produced by all things comedy great guys over there that's bill burr's company and go [ __ ] check this killing is easy is that the one say it again killing is easy is that what there's one that's supposed to i thought supposed to still come out cold oh maybe it hasn't come out yet we will find a way we'll put some links in there but dude i'm telling you this is the greatest point is like if patrice was around there's no way chappelle walks off stage and patrice doesn't go hammer him like he'd be like bro it was a sketch show not the declaration of independence relax like that's not heroic you know there are people like fighting in wars there are different things here not fighting crime yeah like come on they're like frontline workers even if you are dealing with all the people that get corona from courtney shut up or from your general reckless behavior we all got coveted i got covered at a show i'm not a hero i didn't do it because i loved performing i wanted to perform selfishly i got colbin never once did i talk to you guys like hey man you know i just love the game i just had to give the people that want to get now granted much much smaller audience but i just had to give my fans with no i got cole because i made a decision yes i i live with the consequences and i remember charlemagne saying about kanye knockout kill almost killed half the comics in new york that's really important i did this i gave colin quinn coven not because i'm a hero because i'm [ __ ] up i miscalculated selfish i'm selfish frankly i'm selfish yeah 100 i needed to perform bro now you're a hero bro yeah yeah yeah that's right we never thought about that you know i thought you're a [ __ ] hero for doing corona and getting the netflix special shut down thank god i got some hey god i got some heroes it's because i'm heroic i'm a front line worker son i'm a front line i do do all this heroism and not like get a show back or something like oh don't come home bro give farmers their rights so that people can tell you how great you are on a nightly basis it's definitely just for the people it's not it's not for you at all you know unreal yeah unreal and it's it's not like you're building houses for the homeless that's selfless but going on stage and telling jokes so people say how amazing you are that's selfish we do that for us it makes us feel really good mutants will benefit if you guys laugh a hundred percent but we're not going to be out here going this is only for y'all i'm only performing now and i'm a chappelle fan like i know we all are goat yeah i've i just wish someone in the crew would be like bruh this is what i'm saying charlemagne said this about kanye i think in his book in black privilege he says like nobody in his crew told him no and that was a massive problem they always gassed every id head somebody that's the same similar thing right now somebody in chappelle's camp needs to check him a little bit be like bruh you might be the greatest ever you're doing too much with this i'm a hero [ __ ] and if you drink and smoke that's not their fault that's your fault that's personal accountability take that you were masculine bars take that that's it that's the only reason why i disappoint you want the people that you admire and the people you look up to and the people you've looked up to for years you want them to be personally accountable for their failures and i hope that i can be personally accountable i know i have guys that are on my team that will tell me when i'm [ __ ] up almost to a fault the second i talk about anything alex immediately comes up to me you know what i mean is it alex would be like bro you were wearing two expensive shoes on a podcast people gonna think you changed yeah that bag all right like after this podcasting bag i think we should cut the part about the watch people gonna think you change just kind of think of that dirt al is wearing a whole rolex on his arm that he owns i'm wearing my girl's rolex and he's still like bro you changed okay you're wearing your girlfriend's jewelry your [ __ ] change and when you switch this podcast back to gold flavored tuna it's so funny you posted something to your story and i was like that's a little racist and i like hit him up about it i'm like i don't know about that one he's like what you said what'd you say i i so i posted uh tim dillon posted a video of uh i think it's his opener a guy named dan i think his name is and uh of dan like throwing water outside while it's freezing cold you know sometimes the water will change to ice in mid-air but because they're in texas and it's freezing you know and uh and i go i respond to the video i go uh wow tim is making so much money on patreon he has a white maid right and al goes that's a little racist and i said blame force gum because remember the movie for his gun that's right the whole point about bubba's family was they had white maids literally the joke was they started out as a maid she started as a mate and then yeah and then so rich white people were working for her that she had a white mate so i learned it from forrest gump who's a great guy so you can't blame me i really learned it from bubba and bubba's mom who got a white maid as soon as she could dude oh yeah she's putting that maid through the ringer josh whedon got nothing on his mom she is running that [ __ ] through the mud oh my god anyway so um i guess in conclusion awesome that chappelle got the rights to his show great great yeah i mean it's great that he built up enough [ __ ] power that he could force them to do what he wanted yeah uh but disappointing that there's not any personal accountability at all for like how it went down yeah and i'm starting to notice the tides turning even within the comics that i talked to yeah before we all were kind of like everything chappelle does is great and then i was a little bit unsure about one or two things but i they would 100 stand and now they're all just like what the [ __ ] is he doing that's the other thing we're the only comics probably they're going to talk about this publicly yeah um i don't think any other conversation on podcast and talk about it uh every comic that i've spoken to it's not even close every comic that i've spoken to every single one every single one feels this exact same way yeah if not stronger that's all i'll say i mean he went from do what i'm saying is that that's it and i don't blame them for not saying it because a lot of these guys would love to get the opportunity to like open you know or be a part of that world which is awesome don't get me wrong it'd be amazing to perform with chappelle i feel the exactly he's the greatest comedic mind in history genius his mind born like the way it is blessed to do comedy i'm fine we're splitting hairs yeah but like the way his brain works i marvel at the [ __ ] unbelievable his callback the uh he saved what he raped i legit got up unbelievable like i watched lebron hit a game winner against the magic same reaction holy [ __ ] i can't believe what i just saw when he wants to get busy there is nothing like it and that's what makes this sad i'll ask industry people like what they think about it because i'm curious i'm like i want to make sure it's not just me that has this kind of like cringe-worthy reaction and it's the same dude and i understand you get to a certain level of of success where people aren't going to tell you that and i'm sure that on a much smaller level much smaller level i would experience that not from you guys but from people maybe outside of our circle right maybe they wouldn't want to say that i'm doing something stupid or maybe i want to say that i'm you know being sanctimonious or something like that but what i hope that we keep an energy here is that we're going to be honest with one another and say hey listen you're crossing the [ __ ] line or hey you're doing something that maybe you don't want to do and then it's up to me for you to make that decision to continue that yeah like if we say that to you like i mean we've all had like horror combos off podcasts just about like personal [ __ ] yeah and we have these fun and we go through it and sometimes it's tough yep it's tough but you got to keep that yeah you know and yeah i don't know i just i think because we love him that's why we're disappointed in this that's why the emotion is like stronger like bruh if you put out a special right now that was like comedy it'd be so [ __ ] good yeah it'd be so [ __ ] good or even just if you want to be a storyteller and talk great but just don't call yourself a hero and say you got covered because you're a hero and you know whatever the [ __ ] else just stop mischaracterizing how things happen be honest with yourself and someone in his camp you can't expect fans to do it someone in his camp got to be like bruh you're the you're the greatest quite possibly goat this is [ __ ] you got to chill on some of this that's it that's why you need patrice man that's why you need [ __ ] patrice i know patrice was that [ __ ] dude anybody yeah patrice was that [ __ ] who'd be like man cut that [ __ ] out no he would go beyond cut that [ __ ] out yeah yeah he he what he'd do is he'd get up from the table as chappelle was walking over but let me make some room for the hero everybody you know me i love heroes eating them sitting next to them i love me some heroes as any frontline workers here you should thank this man for the sacrifice he made to get his show in business yeah you're working overtime oh man but for real though thank you for you know being out there and doing shows because we got some shows coming up so you can go check out theandresults.com for all of our upcoming dates background.com over here that's right akashing.com we're back on tour it's called the heroes tour the hero yo you should call it big hero seeks yeah baby you seek now heroes welcome hey bro i'm one [ __ ] away you're one [ __ ] away dude all right what else we got man what else we got i know there's some come some crazy [ __ ] going on out there [ __ ] oh what did you think about the um uh the daughter of the person that made the lombardi trophy this is the super bowl trophy for football you can't give attention to everybody so she said uh when she saw the video of tom brady throwing the trophy from his boat to rob gronkowski's boat she uh said that she felt insulted on her father's behalf and that tom brady owed an apology shut up [ __ ] let me tell you something [ __ ] that [ __ ] is the tom brady trophy yes it is vince lombardi got two you stupid [ __ ] tom brady got three and a half times as many trophies as your cancerous ass grandfather that was probably a little far but i stand by lombardi wasn't her grandfather this is the craziest thing her grandfather just made it oh my god she's got zero connection to greatness who the [ __ ] are you i mean how could your grandfather design such a thing a top of a podium what a creative genius we got a real elon musk over here with their design capabilities this is the [ __ ] shittiest trophy when you really think about things how shitty is the trophy and not to mention it's been in way worse places than rob gronkowski's [ __ ] hands and tom brady's if it fell in the water that might be the cleanest place that it's ever been the biggest place has been is rob gronkowski's hands [ __ ] coaches okay it's been in horse couches i'm not saying the entire thing but you know for sure after the super bowl party they try to fit it up in there yeah for sure let's be honest here horse coaches you don't think they tried to put that in back and first al nah i don't think so you don't think you don't think they went back first 100 that's probably how joss whedon started every episode of buffy the vampire slayer playing that puss i'll just say it dude what a preposterous thing [ __ ] this [ __ ] who is she who is she i cannot believe you what's her name don't nobody know [ __ ] hey what's her name maybe we gotta reserve the word [ __ ] for these type of situations right now that's a good word i'd be using this [ __ ] for all yeah i know but the power that it can yield or wield wheels wheeled wheeled one of them [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid ass [ __ ] yeah that was a bitch-ass thing for me to even say yeah this [ __ ] a [ __ ] yo [ __ ] she needs to know [ __ ] that's a good one yo [ __ ] it's a good one i haven't said [ __ ] in a minute yeah i think it almost like reads better than it actually sounds but just a twatty thing the entitlement you have zero connection to this she's just trying to be [ __ ] relevant i hope they change the trophy i hope tom brady changes the [ __ ] truth he has the right literally i hope next year when he comes back that's not what the super bowl trophy looks like no more i hope they get a different super bowl trophy just to spite this [ __ ] it should be the tom brady trophy at the very least he should have the mvp trick i think it should be the sean brady joke it should be the time but you know how they got jerry west yeah first of all how many championships jerry west got he's the logo but he's not the championship bill russell's the mvp of the finals but the logo like you got one championship and you're the logo that's a little wild let's put let's put let's switch that up jerry west's got to go too yeah but then you got to change a lot of things though hey jerry you're sweet you're a nice guy you got a decent jump shot great gm great gm you're not the logo how many people kids right now know that jerry west is the logo when i was growing up i didn't know it was jerry wells took me forever to realize that no [ __ ] clue yeah right i mean it should be bill russell that'd be all right it's the guy yo the logo should always be the guy with the most championships but back up he's then you got [ __ ] robert orry out there good ass point [ __ ] ain't nobody getting 11. because you know he'll put his name in that right anybody really well i think robert dory welcomed tom brady to like the seven championship club i mean that was adorable that's cute he's got the right horrible i love robert hill got the right no he don't yo big shot bob is that even though he's not responsible for those championships in the same way some of his teammates are without him those championships aren't there he won a finals for the lakers bro ex real talk he did so it's like it's the trickiest situation because we're sitting here going bob what are you talking about like you're saying he wasn't some bum he wasn't a great but he did hit the [ __ ] game winners throughout his career so he can make the argument like when steve no no john paxton when john paxton hit that game winner for the bulls jon paxton gets to brag about that ring yup he gets to wear that [ __ ] shine all over here this is how you win a championship he gets to say all that kind of [ __ ] because he hit the [ __ ] shot he sure did about that one he could say that about that one oh he can't talk about no more than that's what i'm saying that's it one he gets to talk about one or he didn't hit game winners in all seven of them things so he i think he has three big game winners he gets so he's got three talk about three out he's talking about three don't brag about being the seven seven chips yeah yeah you were in the right place the right time yeah i put some respect on big shot bob sorry i mean i mean nine something crazy no because he wasn't there for the first three bulls he was there for the second three and he went to the spurs yeah but oh as a coach and as a coach look it up google it i think he got like five six because he wasn't there for the spurs first you either i don't know what suck hey suck in teeth bro that's a good point yo sucking teeth yeah is a great way to show your displeasure i mean it is super has five yeah as a player as a player yeah and then how many is a coach three is a coach three so he's at eight yeah he would never do that though he would never be like welcome to the h he said it sarcastically he's like if he got one more but he's he knows what the [ __ ] it is you know what i mean yeah that's right plays right time it's like all of us being in america really had the [ __ ] sense slapped into him yeah yeah yeah yeah he never got out of line after that actually really put him in place yeah humble humble but can we talk about how brady was wasted though oh that's the best honor i love him and how he leaned in yeah he goes nothing to see here he misspells all of it he has nothing to see her yeah just a little avocado ice cream avocado tequila avocado tequila my bad yeah yeah yeah that's so good that's good it's just great it shows that he's a little human because i thought this [ __ ] is just straight robot i did too like that that's because of the patriots holding them back in personality even he's funny on social media he is actually funny and you know how you know he's a good guy because even when he's drunk he's mad loving giving antoine winfield tuan tuan like just happy bro talking to everybody carrying his daughter that's his players [ __ ] not out here oh he goes up to ed reed yeah and he goes my kryptonite my kryptonite he's showing matt respect to him he goes uh we got to get you over here ma and it sounds like he's saying it yeah there's no [ __ ] way there's cameras everywhere there's like ed reed is black bruh if you say that [ __ ] to ed reed and every lets you slide yeah who the [ __ ] am i it's not like he said it's a key and peel you could say the key in people yeah there's a difference saying to a black guy that i know won't do [ __ ] to me you can't peel off black but like there are white people that would feel abundantly comfortable saying the n-word i think there's white people who give them shows just so they can say it i really believe that and ed reed is not the one yeah every is a type of black where you as a half puerto rican might be like i don't know if i'm gonna let this stop i don't know i gotta check in with this man first to make that money i'm wrong you wouldn't say the n-word i guarantee you'd be nervous about that [ __ ] right no money what's good klay thompson not saying no edwards right now no steph curry not saying no edwards around everything lebron i think about this [ __ ] a little bit he didn't think about it he might have a dog do i want it with adjectives every is a problemo yeah for tom if tom brady did say it to ed reed respect son let me tell you how dope tom brady let me tell you how dope tom brady is bro i was looking at tom a picture of tom brady and his victoria's secret uh wife gizelle bundchen right and i'm looking at this picture and i said no [ __ ] i know [ __ ] i said out loud i go that's one lucky [ __ ] bro this [ __ ] is so lucky bro she is a victorious secret supermodel makes more money than him a year yeah i'm seeing them in the same picture and i'm like she won the lottery this girl is the luckiest human being on planet earth oh man yeah unbelievable what a guy dude what a guy i love him gotta get him on the pod honestly if he said the n-word ed reid that's his eighth ring that's that's another super bowl championship in miami how about that one but yeah you're the champ yeah that's how he threw him champ that's how you gotta throw ed reed off you gotta say it in front of him and all the cameras and he looks you like hold on he just confused as [ __ ] out of nowhere [ __ ] bro i know it's just we i mean i always need to play the clip if you guys look it up on youtube that's probably how he confuses the defense he's like huh one two [ __ ] one defense don't know what to [ __ ] do after that should we all sack him the whole defense comes in on a blitz yeah cause the next play he would get [ __ ] up at one time yeah yeah but if ed reed lets you say it bruh you got it yeah that's a different level you got the juice now you got it i mean just unbelievable that chick what thought that she was going to get an apology from crazy tom brady how about you throw in the trophy [ __ ] how dare you unbelievable you can't get an apology from the guy underneath gronk that had his hands up oh yeah the guy who actually caught it yeah it was a wild thing to throw not because it would sink because you can get another one of them bullshits but that could hurt yeah that's a florida ass thing it got some weight on that [ __ ] there's some pointy edges like yeah like that's silver it's slippery as [ __ ] everybody's wet they're on the water yeah the man was drunk yeah he was drunk he wasn't thinking about nothing not at all he said [ __ ] that's such a drunk [Laughter] you could have killed somebody people had their [ __ ] children on that boat dude what if he hit one of their kids he wouldn't though he's tom brady that's tom brady you're not gonna miss that's what he does under pressure he performs he performs bro put it right where they could catch it ptp or bro damn dude do it he's the greatest the goat [ __ ] jordan jordan ain't throwing any any yeah let me ask you what he's doing in that post game speech was he talking about how heroic he was a lot yo yo like when he came for you're not gonna like like when he literally took the tampa bay buccaneers to the promised lands from not even in the playoffs from not even the playoffs before and then won a coach yeah his first ring yeah was he like i'm a hero i'm a hero and by the way did you hear me i'm a hero yeah did he say that no i don't think i heard it al did you hear it or did he say like yo we won this together and this is pretty awesome oh yeah yeah no i think he said a lot of weaves a lot of wii it was a lot of made it a point to say we were we right okay just making sure i'm just saying the goat is out here you know i mean doing ghost [ __ ] yeah i mean you know who didn't get corona oh the goat [ __ ] living in florida that's what's up you know what i'm saying play football nobody on the team didn't there was no corona outbreak i'm nothing he was having practices before the season in parks no corona that's florida oh [ __ ] that's florida and desantis we trust oh my god what yo real time you rather you rather andrew gillum getting stroked in a motel than rick desantis bro he knows how to have a good time let's be honest yo gillum bro might have been a great florida governor not covet times if it was non-coveted this guy does meth yeah and he's bisexual allegedly no he's bisexual domestic allegedly but the meth is alleged but it's pretty much not but it is a legend right right it's guaranteed i mean you can't be bothered if we're gonna talk about [ __ ] um the cuomo and gruesome as president we should talk about florida and wheels in texas greg abbott and we call him wheels bruh they call him wheels yo they should they should get a run at it or roll at it whatever son can you get a roll at it i think he should take a roll at it bro he got it wrong he should roll for president i think he got a roll for president president dog come on man you got just a chance as anybody else bro would he say he was going to roll for president that'd be a great slogan if he says i'm rolling for president i'm i'm voting for him he has to i'm voting for him yeah i'm voting and just seats his vice on his lap like a baby at christmas in a mall dude that was happening dude we gotta do it roll with avatar yo elon fix his legs that's what i would say if i'm having a bad once i'm president i'm gonna get that south african [ __ ] to fix my feet dude we gotta do this so abbott or desantis yeah i think we gotta go i think we gotta go that direction we gotta at least bring it up we gotta have this we're gonna talk about cuomo and new yeah desantis looks just like chris scopo like no he does yeah my god i got to show you right now shout out to chris he pull it up shout out to chris coppo doug you know shout out to chris man love you chris and now you're losing weight in corona yeah you got that hiff no he's busy stop drinking what yo nobody talking about the hiv no more tell me that ain't chris scopo tell me that ain't chris gobo right there hello mates a little bit crazy that's exactly i love how the picture that alex brought up this is how [ __ ] florida desantis is he's holding a microphone that he's got to share with other people so he only put one glove on and it's for his mic glove he's like i refuse to wear any sort of protection the one they made me wear only just what they made me i'm a left-handed [ __ ] look at this guy eyes closed we'll see what happens that's his governing strategy we'll see what happens leave it open let the people do it but it worked dog bro it worked everybody moving here literally everybody's moving here bro or texas or texas but now after they saw what happened in texas with the roaming blackouts and the freezing cold my parents had no electricity all day i don't know 16 degrees and in texas everything is electric they don't have gas heat so they just got no heat oh freezing cold yeah [ __ ] it's rough bruh i'm glad we can go there dog i'm just saying bro yeah i mean a hero guides his people on the journey to success you know what i mean hey listen it it's up to it's up to a hero a true hero a true hero guides his flock well through the desert you want to stay warm to my mom not my dad you're not allowed for obvious reasons to my mom if you want to start drinking you could just blame it on the weather and say the weather made you give up your religion and start drinking maybe smoke do some drugs blame it on mother nature yo okay find a motel with andrew gittin that'd have to be your dad yeah yeah yeah you're right right right bro i'm telling you bro for real man well here we are down in miami bro heroes and [ __ ] hey bro we doing it we are heroes bro we are heroes are there any other topics you scroll down no we are heroes al can you do the heroic thing and see if there's more things for us to talk about because the way that you did that was oh hey listen what was the lie is it uh the cowards don't recognize the brave or some [ __ ] what was it he had something about like uh cowards criticizing the hell andrew coward doug that's the wild he calling andrew a coward son he calling you a coward let me tell you when i'm a coward when i walk in one of them watch stores bro your boy is cowardly i hot potato that [ __ ] right back on to my girl my girl was like what did you want to see i was like walking oh okay we're at this mall ball harbor outdoor mall because it's hot guys i don't know when the [ __ ] kirano's gonna be over but i do know this if there's ever another run on toilet paper i have a solution for you right now that's gonna change your [ __ ] life like it changed all of ours and that's a god damn tushy okay a bidet yes it's a bidet but let's call it a tushy we're not french even saying that word feels weird a tushy though i like it okay tushy has got these bidets that you can install on your toilet that you already have okay you don't have to buy a whole new [ __ ] toilet you have to buy one of those like crazy japanese ones like notices when you walk in the room and does all this other [ __ ] it's you don't need that whatever you have that you're comfortable that your butt cheeks fit on brilliantly that you've worked out and grooved to your comfort you keep that and then you add the bidet and it's gonna clean your [ __ ] ass so that when you wipe you almost see nothing it's just water it's amazing this is my least favorite thing about uh miami's i haven't gotten my tushy yet it's in new york i haven't gotten my new one oh i need another one tushy hook it up no brainer [ __ ] clean [ __ ] for the [ __ ] i'm telling you if we're gonna be the [ __ ] army that asshole's gotta be clean hell yeah we're getting the brown right out of that [ __ ] and we do it with a [ __ ] bidet by tushy this is a no-brainer anybody who hasn't tried it i get it first you're like oh i feel a little vulnerable there's gonna be a water shot on my ass the second you have it you're like i need this all the time it's the best you stay there long 100 i'll text while water's shooting right at my ass that's the best it's amazing is that vulnerable i don't care it feels incredible i've i've gone no toilet paper i've been out and i've been like you know what a little extra longer on the tushy and i'm straight underwear straight the next day done the only reason why everybody on this [ __ ] planet doesn't have a tushy is the only reason why well a lot of people shouldn't hold still but everybody with a toilet it doesn't have a tushy yep it's because the toilet paper industry is jealous it's big toilet paper big toilet paper is getting in the way of toshi's dominance of the market and we're not gonna let that happen nope okay we're freedom we're not we're heroes we are [ __ ] heroes akash i'm a hero with my tushy i'm a hero with my tushy did you just refer to yourself as a hero oh yeah well i did that too yeah absolutely i guess we're here we're heroes buddy [ __ ] heroes anyway you could be a hero too just make sure you get a tissue you go to hellotushy.com flagrant okay you get 10 off plus free shipping okay that's hello tushy t-u-s-h-y dot com slash flagrant to get 10 off plus free shipping this is a special offer for our listeners go to hellotushy.com flagrant to get 10 off okay we love you we want your [ __ ] clean now let's get back to the show and we're back uh all right here's an interesting story i think there's a couple more things to talk about and then we get out of here but um this chick who was an ex-mma fighter named gina carano uh was fired from her role on the mandalorian yeah okay al watches the show yeah he said that she's useless on the show yeah her her character is important but she's a horrible actress yeah she's basically i think basically what happened was she was a legit mma fighter so like she started getting these action roles and i think it's just like oh this adds validity to this person in the movie because she can really do these things in real life right right so i get that and sure she's in the show is she kicking people's ass in the show yeah right yeah and she can literally kick ass yeah right in real life because she used to be an mma fighter i get it i get what hollywood does right um so she tweets out something i think it was tweet or she basically put out this and she goes uh she was talking she basically compared the persecution of republicans and trumpers to the nazi persecution of jews okay she goes jews were beaten in the streets not by nazi soldiers but by their neighbors even by children because history is edited most people today don't realize that to get to that point where nazi soldiers could easily round up thousands of jews the government first made their own neighbors hate them simply for being jews how is that any different from hating someone for their political views now she got fired for saying this um first of all shouts to the jews bro the jews they [ __ ] got it locked bro they really do they got it locked where's dove yeah we need his opinion on it right now he's getting feasted on by the roanoke boy yeah yo all that um like the jewish chinese relationship uh that really it does like rain true like you know how like that's where jews go on christmas chinese food yeah chinese food places yeah yeah yeah and now the chinese are eating the juice in florida but uh so um i'm actually curious what dove has to say it's a bummer he's not here but uh it is interesting right because what she's trying to say now listen anytime you liken anything to the holocaust you could definitely make the argument that you are dismissing the severity of the holocaust right the same is immediately going to happen exactly and the same thing with slavery right it's like any time you call like when athletes call themselves oh this is modern slavery it's like you're kind of belittling how horrible slavery was and like we say that um now you could make arguments for both right you could say like when athletes talk about being slaves they're talking about their freedom to operate in the world is restricted based on these contracts right and that is absolutely nothing like slavery and i understand why there's pushback especially from the black community you hear from like the conservative side who is just trying to do anything they can to like shut athletes up but you also hear from the black community that's like hey can we not liken everything to slavery yeah we're belittling how horrendous slavery was right most slaves would in a heartbeat switch places with a professional athlete absolutely yeah um so the thing with what she's saying here is interesting because she's not saying i think this is more nuanced she's not saying that what republicans go through is the same as what jews went through in nazi germany right what she's saying is this is the groundwork for what happened to jews yes in other words you first need to make it okay to publicly hate someone and shame them and then you could do whatever you want with those people so do i think in america in the year 2021 that there's ever going to be a time where we're just rounding up trump supporters half the country like you know how big the [ __ ] camps are going to need to be like we didn't even have enough room for the native americans there's no way we're going to have enough room to put 74. barely a minority barely a minority barely barely 49 49.5 like so that can't happen like jews were a super super small minority in germany so this is completely unrealistic but what she's saying is you can't allow hatred towards a group of people because when you openly hate a group of people all of a sudden it becomes very easy to inflict acts of violence you can't make a person radioactive for who they are that's kind of what you're saying like yeah you're gonna hate this person automatically because she's a trumper and when when they are when it's open to hate them yeah violence is very easy like remember a punch a trump supporter or something or punch a mega person yeah back in the day like it was just like a a saying so it's like yeah they we maga people are racist and the sexist and all these other things so you might as well just punch them in the face and a punch a nazi that was it but they were referring to the mag of people essentially and um it is kind of weird that nobody ever has issue the other way around that's what i was going to say we've been comparing trump to hitler for four years now the comparisons are stronger than ever nobody ever says hey that's triggering do you understand that hitler killed six that's true true like we can label that is really interesting that's what bothers me about this i think what she's saying is stupid like i understand the general point that she's trying to make and that's not stupid she takes it to a stupid place but people compare trump to hitler on the other side for four years and nobody's losing jobs yeah there seems to be no issue with that whatsoever so the left is completely okay when people use hitler as something i don't know like a a way to like judge how horrible human being is yes and apply that on conservatives right trump is hitler right ted cruz is hitler proud boys and all these days are nazis etc they're applying the nazi germany um likeness all the time how is that not marginalizing the death of six million jews it completely marginalizes i just don't understand how the other side doesn't apply just to be fair i do think both sides do it like whenever there's like some type of uh yes and that's it's annoying they always go to him i don't think this is fireball but that that is uh i was actually talking to mark about this uh the other day before he had corona and uh and uh he brought up the thing he's like who did people compare people to before hitler because hitler is the litmus test for horrible yeah right so and i guess it was apparently napoleon really yeah like i guess the napoleonic times were like incredibly brutal war and people just getting [ __ ] massacred all the time so he was this person who was trying to dominate the whole world and looked at as incredibly evil hitler came around and now napoleon's like oh remember that cute guy that was a good general yeah like how crazy is that do you think there'll be somebody worse that comes along and then hitler becomes napoleon i mean hopefully not but it's possible isn't that [ __ ] crazy all it takes is one person to do a little bit worse thing than you and all of a sudden you're off scot-free remember george bush most hated man in america now a sudden best friends with michelle obama passing around [ __ ] lozenges and [ __ ] during every single uh inauguration yep people love their relationship yep that's amazing so trump is one bad guy away from being remember that funny guy he used to tweet the crazy [ __ ] yeah that's a good point and maybe all these politicians know that you're just the latest person on the whipping post or whatever yeah yeah anyway so back to this i don't think that this is that absurd i i don't i don't think it's absurd if the point she's trying to make is hey we can't tolerate this behavior where you allow people to just openly hate someone else i agree with that right when you what else is she going to liken it to if you want to show severity you use an example more extreme than the one that you're in i think it's just so much more extreme that it's ridiculous but i still stand by oh but i thought her thing is this isn't what it is this is where it goes this is the beginning of it yeah and i i said the same thing when people compared trump to hitler in his first year in office i was like this is way too [ __ ] early to do let him cook a little yeah let him get there he's just warming up marinade let this marinate this trump this trump trump and hatred or whatever let that marinate when a couple trumps get [ __ ] knocked out then we got something right now but again i don't think this is fireable this is not something you get fired for and if it is start looking at the [ __ ] who compared trump to hitler for four years yeah why does it now how does that undermine how does that not undermine what the jews went through let's try to break that down why do you think that is why where's the concentration camps where do those happen in the past four years um none what do you think i'm saying the u.s where did trump put people in concentration camps tell me the steps that are so holocaust like why is it that you can like it this is what's the difference you can liken someone to the persecutor uh you can't liken someone to the persecuted so it's almost like it's i guess it's no different than i imagine how black people feel about slavery right we can call anybody a slave master but once you start calling yourself yeah it's like i'm basically a slave like if some white person was like yeah look at the treatment that i'm getting okay it's like i'm basically a slave black people like yo y'all don't even know what it's like yeah to be a slave yeah but if you said yeah the way this guy runs a company he's like a slave master the way elon musk runs a company he's a slave master i don't know if black people are going hey you're belittling how horrible slave masters are yeah i don't i don't think it would get as much pushback if any but that's interesting but it's it's an implied thing if trump is hitler aren't the rest of the nation the persecuted aren't they saying we are the persecuted yes i guess they're not explicitly saying it so there's like um what a plausible deniability yes but it's essentially the same implication it is the same thing yeah but that is the way that you protect yourself you just don't you don't take on the struggle yeah right you just pass on the persecution right and that is completely scot-free and i think sorry to interrupt but we do this all the time where we're like uh he's a he's a nazi about grammar yeah right yeah yeah yeah graham bernardi is the exact grammar nazi right he's a soup nazi like we use the word nazi interchangeably with someone who's a real pain in the ass like nazi shouldn't equal pain in the ass that's true but we've kind of mean kind of me yeah yeah doesn't give you soup well that's he's always telling me where to put commas right this guy and that's what that's the comedic juxtaposition right let's describe something with something way more severe right when you call say someone looks like a whale or someone looks like a manatee yeah right they don't actually look like a manatee but you're describing them in a way more severe way and that's why it's funny right right obviously she's not trying to be funny right here but she's using the same tactic yeah of describing her situation in a way more severe way so people pay attention to it have they been trying to get rid of her for a while like is this enough yeah that might be i think i think so disney also super woke though my girl is watching now if there's anyone oh they should understand yeah well if there is any company oh yeah if there is any company on this planet yeah that should not cancel her that's true for these beliefs maybe they're trying to make it right you know it's a company started by good old walt disney oh maybe you're right maybe they're super sensitive to their past yeah walt disney was a nazi sympathizer back in the day or allegedly i don't know exactly what he said but i think it's pretty common yeah that he was that's where you hear a lot right now what i was going to say is my girl first of all disney i've always noticed has been kind of progressive in certain ways like they had that one cinderella where brandy with cinderella right and like he's a black girl that was one of those chef sisters and two white girls but she put on aladdin after that and then there was like a disclaimer that was like we understand that some of this stuff was offensive rather than deleting and then like editing out history we think it's important to have these conversations but like any movie they have we started going through we stopped the movie we're like what about this movie could this be offensive and any movie that could be offensive they have that disclaimer that's just their way of going it costs too much to change this [ __ ] so keep watching this [ __ ] [ __ ] you know you like it but they are great they're on that like we're very much on the forefront of like movement or whatever yeah so this is i guess in line with that but i don't think this is fireable i just don't yeah you can call it stupid i do i don't think it's fire but we also use hyperbole every single day yeah career like that's what we literally do like what she's doing she's not doing it for comedic purposes she's doing it for dramatic purposes but like for a living what we do is exaggerate things so it's funny so when we see someone else exaggerate things we're like oh yeah that's that's relatable that's what we do maybe that's why it's not so shocking but for these literalists right these like suits these corporate [ __ ] who don't know how to think outside of like right in front of their face maybe they're just like uh oh people could cancel their subscriptions if she's maybe this is a stupid counter argument but we even the way we all use language like when people say literally it doesn't mean literally anymore gary goldman has a great bit about it how like now it it's become it even just means figuratively oh he's literally a thousand pounds yeah we all do that everybody exaggerates language yes we all have a boss that's a slave driver slave master nobody's like a stand-up so they get it in the office we all say it so i don't and you know what's interesting she actually knows a little bit about yeah i didn't know that [ __ ] neither did i i thought it was like hitler turned on the light and then that's it with the jews i didn't know that but it makes way more sense that they slowly need to gain support yeah they slowly need to gain support for this behavior yeah and they tolerate these actions from like the regular germans or in the street not i mean this is i don't know it's kind of weird if if you're jewish i'm really i'm really curious if you're jewish do you not agree with this on some level i think ben shapiro supported her actually and he's you know head media jew but like which is very much had you if your head meeting you you had jews boy but i i wonder if like as a as a jew in this situation you're like hey listen we've studied this we know how this works she's not wrong do we think this will happen in america no we don't think this will happen in america right uh they don't think this will happen in america to non-jews but if you ask the average jew if they think that jewish persecution could happen again they believe that it could yeah my jewish friends i asked them and they're like absolutely a hundred percent it could happen and it happened quicker than you ever believe so i bet if i i believe a race war could start oh you don't think we're back to norms no really i still think we're on edge son we got the chappelle show back bro we got the first two seasons all of a sudden that storm the capital they didn't disappear because there was no chappelle show now that now that the chappelle show is back and they can watch sketch comments we need a hero we got everything's fine we got a hero though that's one of those he's not the hero that we ask for but he's the one we deserve what is the batman [ __ ] yeah the one we deserve i think it's the one we deserve too but that's the thing man so jews still feel that they could be prosecuted and black people still feel that there could be a civil war that's interesting yeah and i can't tell you not to feel that because the way that you look at history it seems incredibly easy yeah right the way that akash and i look at history we're like i ain't gonna have it but it's not we didn't grow up learning about this [ __ ] non-stop going hey it could happen yeah so yeah this is it's just a really tricky one if she wasn't such a trash actress go yeah that's what i was just about to say in this one i really just think it's almost like when um a company drops an athlete for some little thing they say but it's like yeah you know like the athlete was just like starting to play trash and so it's like uh any reason i could let him go i think that's what they were just looking for something boom you gave us a nice out where we don't look bad for firing some woman but i also think if she was on the other side there wouldn't be this firestorm if she was on the liberal side and again it might be different because the history of being persecuted but a lot of people pointed out the things that uh like the anti-minority movement or i guess it was whatever in the last four years and like they were like yo this is how the holocaust started this is how x started that's how i started this is how this like that's that's been happening on the other side this is just the first time we heard a trump supporter saying it about themselves and now it's a and now it's a problem and again it might be different because minorities particularly black people had such a history being persecuted in america that you look at them you're like yeah now that's more plausible than a white female trumper yeah i was actually i was actually watching this documentary and they said like during the trump years like white extremism went up 55 like throughout those four years wow that's a little scary yeah wow i get it but you know biden won yeah so hopefully it goes down but the fact that it's like you just don't think you can have that drastic of an increase maybe that's because it came from nothing like if there was two acts of white terrorism or whatever it is or white extremism in the year 2016 and then there was three in 2017 that's up 50 but that doesn't mean it's tons more i do believe it went up a good amount and i think you could feel it and we're all on edge but i also think this kind of [ __ ] only makes it worse you're making that [ __ ] up entirely bro come on stop it stop trying to steal my country i'm trying to stay in my country bro i wanna stole the vote bro say what you already stole the vote stop it i knew you were part of that show you all probably made the machine yeah you know what it sounds like you need was that a hero no i need i wish we knew one dog i wish we knew a hero i need a hero dude oh my god bro yo what if batman after saving gotham came out he's like i am your hero new yorkers would be like [ __ ] out of here bro you win spandex bro what the [ __ ] you win what if instead of doing it bailed you out what if instead of that it was bruce wayne saying it after a ruthless corporate takeover what if that's when he's here a moment what if that's when he was like hey wayne enterprises stock up fifty percent i am a hero i'm the hero non-stockholders too i'm your hero i have courage you don't agree it's cause you're cowards hey does anybody disagree with me you must be a coward cause holy cowards disagree with a hero where is patrice we need you patrice um all right last story uh al your boy six nine get the [ __ ] out of your boy six nine is causing some ruckus yeah i didn't break this down i didn't understand what happened i read these tweets and i didn't get it so it's more of his fake cabin so basically he i don't know how he knew but meek mill's at some restaurant he goes waits outside for him to come out he has his bodyguards with him meek comes out with his bodyguards with him everybody knows that neither one of them are going to fight but they're all just talking josh and both sides have their phone out so they're recording them just cursing at one another while the [ __ ] bodyguards are in between both of them there's some [ __ ] i would like meek mill claims he spit on him i didn't really see it six nines claims that meek mill's running with police as his security or whatever the case is but it was just who was takashi to judge anybody for rolling with police time that's why this whole thing was so isn't he a witness [ __ ] protection yeah no not anymore oh no you were at one point in your life and witness protection so you can't knock anybody for having police security that's why it's who the [ __ ] else supposed to kill you you can that's why people feel safe all the time please secure them nada you can't knock people with security if they are claiming they're gangster is me still doing that yeah yeah all reformed nah he like half in half what restaurant he was eating at probably wasn't a [ __ ] mcdonald's damn i don't know the restaurant probably wasn't getting chicken tenders he might have got chicken tenders bro he might have got some jiggers what do you think you got some jiggy cutlets [Laughter] yeah dude sometimes you got to get a little jiggity bone you got a good little jiggly bar um but no this is an interesting one because i don't know if this is i doubt that this is meek mill being like actively involved in this but maybe six nine is just searching for a rapper dumb enough to beef with him yeah like i think again i don't know all these [ __ ] but like i think little dirk kind of like brilliantly just said i'm not gonna deal with this guy at all i'm not gonna beef with this guy at all right yeah and then he didn't beef with him six nine's album flops right dirk puts out an album later and it looks initially like it's not gonna do that well but then if it was apparently only one day's sales right and then he's been killing it with this [ __ ] album yeah and so like dirk kind of figured out the best way to handle six nine six nine is a sale yeah sales need wind yeah sails can do nothing by themselves yeah they just stand there the second there's wind all of a sudden you are moving yeah right so six nine knows he needs beef that's his wind right so he's like is there a rapper that's dumb enough that's actually going to engage with me maybe a rapper that kind of needs some attention meek's been falling off the music hasn't really been there i mean has he had like a hit recently not really not really you know so i wonder if he's like all right let me see if i can cook something up with meek i need some attention i think uh he's trying to drop a new song he leaked a little something on his instagram did he drop it yet i don't know if he dropped it but he definitely showed like a little preview of two new songs so he's trying to tap into the beef thing so he can do it he's also like what's the safest guy to beef with i can't beef with one of these real street [ __ ] because they ain't gonna kill my ass right but i can beef with one of these reformed thugs who feels like they still gotta protect themselves protect their gangster and show that they got it but at the same time they're like i ain't going back to jail and he knows he's on parole so oh meek is on parole he can't do nothing he's finding the perfect person that can't do [ __ ] that he can make look like a [ __ ] yeah he gonna talk all that [ __ ] make him look like a [ __ ] and me can't do anything back or else he's going back to jail and meek does not want to do that no more yeah i mean bro this is kind of corny dude i was telling mark the other day it's over for six night man it really is and it's a shame because he was so funny bro like when he was just doing funny stuff remember like running in the hotels or like playing goalie and soccer like he would do some really funny skits like he's a funny kid yeah you know that like he edits all his own music videos i think you were telling me this yeah like so he comes from this as like an editor like creative and then he goes okay how do i put together a character that will work and i'll sell this music but he's a kind of nerd yeah and they just figured it out i mean it's it's such a bummer man it is such a bummer he was a really entertaining character but yeah if nobody's gonna engage with him with the beef and he doesn't have credibility to beef because before when he was claiming super thug you got to react to a super thug if you're a super thug yeah right now when everybody knows you're not and that you snitched and now you rode the cops you'll gotta react to that person exactly because that person can't pull your card at all yeah if six nine calls gucci a [ __ ] gucci got to go oh i don't talk to the police yeah yeah he don't have to beef back yeah if who's a real street dude if little dirk calls gucci a [ __ ] gucci got to say something right interesting yeah i don't know man so what does he do next oh six six he's over i think he has to pivot the music whereas like he could try to find a balance between like that aggressive [ __ ] but with lighter content like he's still trying to act tough in his music yeah because his music is just aggressive like how do you talk about a happy subject but it's like he has to try to find that medium because nobody believes you anymore with the tough guy [ __ ] yeah but all he really knows how to make is the tough question well we'll see who knows who knows what happens next but uh anything else anything else you want to talk about i think that's it i think we hit it yeah oh halle berry do you care no i thought you cared you cared a lot friday it's over i should i yeah then i was like i'm reading this whole article man i did care initially all right guys yo thank you all so much for listening we appreciate you we love you thank you thank you for spreading the word we'll be on patreon this friday patreon.comflagrant2 um yeah man we out here bro thank you guys for spreading the word about patreon that's been absolutely crazy as well yup so god bless you man and uh obviously uh wish miles and mark well and uh dovitz and everybody just wish them wish them all well we'll be back i believe next week and we can't wait peace you

Channel: Flagrant 2

Views: 356,349

Rating: 4.762095 out of 5

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin

Id: dNkiBCPe6TI

Length: 120min 34sec (7234 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 16 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/tylrsprs]

This man cannot be serious...he’s going on a rant about Chappelle not making enough jokes and naming himself a hero(not wrong btw). But how does Andrew not realize he literally names himself a genius and revolutionary throughout all of his podcasts instead of just making jokes?

But also lemme say this ep is mad entertaining. He basically confirms MAGA in this one, so everyone who was bitching at me for calling him it can explain that.

[u/jmurda619]

I had to tap out. Andy went full alt right on this one.

[u/Apprehensive-Ad-8128]

Yeah i think im done after this one. Didnt laugh once. No real pushback on Drew. Akaash talking crazy wild cash shit about chappelle while sucking off Drew. Alt-Right Andy never left. The money just made him bolder.