Never Give Jschlatt a Gun...

wheels baby that's right it's spy party if you don't know it's a game where you have to pretend to be an npc me after every gummy and today i'm playing against my good friend jay schlot basically if you're the npc you have to complete a list of tasks before the sniper finds you and shoots you and kills you and that's that's the goal and uh and let's just say it gets a little crazy with jay schlatt holding a gun i don't think legally he should be allowed to i don't think we should be taking away people's guns but i do think we should be taking away jay schlatt's gun i mean we started in the first five minutes of the call he just called his mother oh i'm getting a call from my mom hi mom i'm uh i'm playing a video game with ludwig on on youtube he's got one viewer i can talk we hopped on a discord call and he talked to his mother for five minutes uninterrupted and roasted me for having one viewer because a youtube glitch kept saying i have one viewer i have more than a viewer i have more i promise real people watch me so often hey lud how you doing man i'm back one second sorry just hold on you calling someone yeah just making a quick phone call oh that's fine hello hey mama how you doing i'm doing good on you just want you to know i'm at 28 000 viewers 28 000 viewers yeah is that cool or yeah it's very cool thank you that's all okay all right all right love you bye love you guys sorry just had to take that real quick uh yeah oh yeah no problem no problem i had a call uh earlier too so i don't yeah anyway boys to my one viewer out there hope you're subscribed to the channel my one viewer and hope you hope you like this see you later listen i'm excited about this um i think i think he's really going to enjoy this content oh i forgot how to play this you [ __ ] idiot i thought you'd be the wheels right off the bat yeah you're so funny you told me you thought you had me figured out lud bud i did i thought you'd it would be like a little bit of like you know like old times oh man no no no i'm telling you i'm playing a different game now lud i'm playing a different a higher higher level of intelligence game okay all right well you know what let me do spy again you ruined it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i can't stand you sometimes bro no you don't think that i can't stand you sometimes bro what ah except the game let's go back into it jesus christ sorry come on now he's not gonna go wheels now now what are you thinking you know i nothing yet i have low lighted a couple of people feels like there's not many banana is toby the waiter guy yeah he is he is yes he is the waiter guy yeah yeah he is yeah yeah i uh i ascertained why do you ask no i'm just i'm just wondering can i ask you a question yeah an hour later what do you mean now or later i'm [ __ ] getting your ass okay no no no no no no no no no i gotta use some briefcase to carry for me oh [ __ ] you must [Applause] you [ __ ] miss you dumb piece of [ __ ] he backed off dude he backed up into my shot wheels baby [ __ ] you i'll walk you through my thought processes please we got ludwig some women holy [ __ ] this it's all women did you put yourself into a map with all women you did no look you would not you would not play a short character if you had to prolong the guest list you just gave away your your whole thing you're not you're not ludwig right now are you uh it could be could not because on the guest list eyes on that guest list it is still up there might have just been bad luck lud but i was eyeing the timer and it goes up the second this uh this queen liz fellow looks at her watch more importantly more importantly is she counting down the the time she has left blood you know before she perishes the queen has so much time left that's why she said well i i wouldn't i wouldn't argue that much i'd say march 11th 2022 will be an interesting day get [ __ ] i want you to know i'm done with the tom foolery oh you're done with the tomfoolery mm-hmm i expect to beat you it would be fun if you beat me but the thing is no one would care because you have one person watching that person would care banana bread banana bread dude wait that was the worst banana bread of all time well now hold on there is a briefcase on the floor now that's interesting wait who picked that up wheels i will let you know though that if i was wheels i'd be playing a very poor game because well he's been stationary the whole time he has been stationary oh that's oh coincidence what do you mean he's not stationed he just moved what did you get bored of the view i'll tell you i'm enjoying the view right now ludwig why because i just [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out of you what what is this record today four losses zero wins on the day for you lud hey you know what i have a genius idea you do what you need to do to get it is it sally time ludwig chad i'm not gonna control the spy from the entire game he's gonna take a shot [Applause] [ __ ] that's how it starts you know what give me another spy round okay short guys here ambassadors here ambassador has touched the briefcase this is a [ __ ] show man well to be fair ludwig you have to fingerprint the ambassador it's only two of three missions oh you're [ __ ] kidding me wait who who's been talking the whole time then lord ah [ __ ] me [ __ ] [ __ ] you picked the two you picked the two the two things that were you can just stand there and do them yeah who's in here banana bread that was was that you that was you right [Laughter] [ __ ] me good luck good luck what's this one [Applause] bro you did i didn't take control of my character what you [ __ ] are you kidding me oh my god all you did was just oh he who [ __ ] dick you pressured me into shooting yeah i would have won if i didn't shoot you could have done nothing in one instead oh my god you [ __ ] [ __ ] he's back now i've got a strategy this time that i think is a little bit unheard of but i think if executed well enough i think i could pull it off watch those statues bro i'm gonna ludwig i think you should check on that guest list i heard it's about to be prolonged yeah i pop your tire and then the police come slowly oh dude i was hoping i was hoping the smoke from the drifting i was doing would create a veil that you couldn't see through yeah you were hoping that i think i was hoping to create some smoke in the arena you want to go on a road trip with me to enumclaw washington yeah i'd love to ludwig you ever heard of the enumclaw sex case no no should i horse sex case perhaps yeah what is there uh a ranch actually a ranch a large ranch uh what's at the ranch though like is it like cowboys or like no no there's a horse there no yeah no no we go to the horse yeah yeah we will go to that ranch at an evening i thought you moved on for making youtube videos that are only demonetized no you'll pull your panties down and get get [ __ ] to death by a little stallion for me how about that what is going on here i think you got to get off quick play old balcony hold on timeout i found one i like everything good over there all right [Laughter] what is that bro we're in the back rooms okay i've narrowed it down to four you have yeah yeah three maybe banana bread three wait no wait that was the worst banana bread of all time yeah dude i saw the crosshair i saw it you were thinking about it no i i knew it was you you know what chloe we've done a lot of tomfoolery a lot of jokes a lot of uh laughs let's wrap it up with the final uh first to three win by two okay all right but what do you want to put for stakes on this one huh how about if you win i'll hop in a car and road trip with you to washington you'd go to enumclaw washington with me if i lose i'll go to enumclaw washington this doesn't excite me enough what will we do there you're the one who had the idea to do that [Laughter] [Music] if i win you you oh i'm gonna get you on my podcast if you win if i have to come on your podcast yeah [ __ ] me i don't want to do that um it's not that bad okay well all right that's by the way we record an enumclaw so we're going either way yeah it's just the driver let's do it you'll notice a certain someone is in the game okay this is because everyone has to be in the game but he's here nonetheless [Music] you [ __ ] idiot why would i be wheels when am i ever where sludwig this is an exact repeat of round one i'm ready everybody's in the game schlatt sorry [ __ ] he was wheels it really be your own sometime huh this time i'm not playing right now i'm going to win we're going to go on that [ __ ] trip to enumclaw washington so help you god i could lowlight this whole group unless it's a fake though it was wheels in a group i couldn't see it how's that statue over there how's what statue i you have every single time you hold the statue you take a sip of water in real life [Applause] [Music] you did it three times in a row did i really [ __ ] do that every single time rewind the tapes the first time you picked up the statue you pick it up did i take your [ __ ] whenever i look at the statue and nothing else yeah you take a big old sip and you exhale what are you doing why are you laughing what are you doing why are you laughing what are you doing blood banana bread yet that was just okay i can tell you that was just you saying it you're not fooling everybody this time oh two tasks done ludwig i'm not gonna lie i have never felt this unconfident in a game of spy party you've rolled me time and time again and i just don't i simply don't think i'm up to snuff here three tasks done have you just prolonged you [ __ ] prolonged i did not prolong it the guest list has been prolonged are you tiny guy no i did not prolong the guess he was over there he was not he was in the air i guess this isn't in toby's pocket anymore is it it's your last life i wouldn't shoot tiny guy i can't even tell if you're joking i can't even tell what you're lying like if you're lying what you're doing you've got a minute and 30 seconds left have you done five ludwig you're standing right next to the ambassador aren't you are you little guy all right listen little guy was by the [ __ ] he was by the thing when he likes to drink he likes to drink i think it was him i think it was him up to the ambassador you listen wheels have been staying very still it's not wheels i think it's [ __ ] him why would he go for another drink yes yes i'm gonna throw you a little curveball come on dude you don't got it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's six statues here love you can't even tell what the statues look like in this one exactly all right it's polygon polygon polygon polygon polygon i oh dude i almost shot i was like pavlovian i saw the general in his big fat focus and i almost just pulled his head off that's a dump in my book my friend [ __ ] you should have shot quicker ah dude i had a sneaky you knew it you knew it too you were looking straight at me i'm bringing you where i only know where to win oh yeah you know where to win you know where to go do not tell me you picked wheels are you trying to you trying to get back in this game by going with who i think you're going with because let me tell you something i remember the last time we went on veranda do you remember the last time i was the sniper on veranda and you tried this whole strategy of just driving behind everybody trying to get your tasks in and you're driving behind everybody and i know it's you and i know it's you but you're shrouded in aluminum and you don't think i can hit you and you're just wheeling around with your rusty little wheelchair that you think that you think that'll okay you ended it [Laughter] for real now for real you're not yanking my chain no for real though how's that drink you've washed yourself into why have you you're clipping into that nice old woman hold on my mom's gone again i straight so hard i got a bloody nose yeah no no i could i i'm still i'm still doing the the stream with uh the one viewer guy i'm just and then the bread uh we'll be done in a second we'll be done a sec oh wow he just banana bread in a circle that's funny wow that's crazy mom i just saw something crazy can i call you back can i call you back bro i gave you the opportunity to switch off of wheels and what have you done you've lost the game for yourself i laughed so hard that i got a bloody nose you have a bloody nose right now yeah i i sprained my head so hard hey lud what are we going to talk about on our uh and our trip i'm on a road trip all the way up to washington together there's still a chance i don't know if there he's got is seconds left banana bread each one last minute banana bread he doesn't have the time wait wait why is let's go i know we were doing this two-to-one thing and we're tied but i i am so [ __ ] embarrassed that i just did not win that round that i'm just going to give you the victory this is the worst [ __ ] day of my life [ __ ] you [ __ ] no go [ __ ] yourself dude i earned that with my bloody you did not earn that that is some [ __ ] it was close that is some [ __ ] hey so i was just picking up my victory statue bring some condoms all right wait wait wait for the horse for the horse we're doing the podcast bring some condoms for the for the horse ludwig i'll talk to you later bro okay all right talk to you later man say hi to your mom for me let's go boys oh my god i actually can't believe i pulled off the five tasks there you know what i think the problem with that spy party game is i i am too advanced [Music] let's go boys and that was for you my one viewer thanks for watching [Music]

Channel: Ludwig

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Length: 18min 54sec (1134 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 21 2022