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we're back at it again man two streams in a row all right last stream we played Jump King we played everying getting over it Pogo stuck difficult game about climbing and now we've brought it back to the God of all fan game sisifus himself so I'm assuming you got to push a boulder up a very big hill with many different challenges and then uhoh sometimes the boulder is going to go all the way back down and you got to [ __ ] restart and no one else is going to play this game you're just going to watch me play this game and send a bunch of TTS messages to annoy me along the way the only thing that's making me excited to do this is that there's an opportunity for me to do it faster than lyric squeaks and forcen which feels good it feels it makes me feel good it makes me feel strong so that's exactly my goal let's jump into it press e to open the control guide I'm good no I got it I see oh look I saw it okay cool press alt f4 dude I'm 28 years old like with all due respect what the [ __ ] are you trying on me all right this Boulder is actually a little bit unruly this is actually a pain in the ass I do not like pushing this damn boulder up the hill bloodwing I love this stream but the weight is making me hungry I think I want fresh pickles fresh pickles fresh pickles fresh pickles fresh pickles fresh pickles fresh pickles fresh pickles shut the [ __ ] up fresh pickles fresh pickles fresh pickles I'm not tilted however I have noticed so there's a run and a walk if I push the boulder while running it's a little more unruly as opposed to if I push it while walking walking but walking is going to take longer if I was sopus I might just keep my country ass at the bottom of the mountain eat whatever the land has to offer sleep under the stars dink my [ __ ] at night wait why don't I just grind the wall now we're thinking Greek gods are so weird because like Copus would just murder everybody who came to his town and they're like hey man that was [ __ ] up your punishment is you have to lift this big boulder and then what's that [ __ ] eus who gave everybody fire they just basically put him in hell and just whipped him every [ __ ] day of his life for eternity and it's like damn I feel like uh All Things Considered here this isn't really like I'm sorry what did what did what did sis have to do again sorry what are we doing to me you're eating my liver every day with a bird okay okay I don't really love this section wait for it wait for it but I wasn't even there but I wasn't wait I'm going to go over the boxes I think I can cheese it what what why would it spawn there bro this is insane this is so unlucky this is so insane yeah of course and you're doing tricks on it too yeah thanks for the picture picture in picture no I did see my ball fly away I appreciate the uh the picture and picture closeup like we're watching The Masters press e to open control guide It's kind of insulting like I understand that's only there because the dev just has that pop up when you're at the start of the area but like the fact that it says hey do you want to take a look at the controls again after you fail is like kind of insulting like the issue was that I didn't know to press W key do you think these barrels explode The Rock in the wrong direction or can I use them to my advantage like do you think could explode It Forward try it I'm really scared I'm not going to lie I'm really scared I really don't want to try it what happened to you it worked hold up I have developed a new strategem wait no no no this is a bad idea cuz what's going to happen is I'm going to launch it into a uh another red barrel and then it's going to go off the side and then it's going to [ __ ] me so we did the one we can feel good about that we're heroes but we don't need to do two [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] wait check me out why did I do that no hit a red Barrel hit a red Barrel I can save this what how is it all the way down there how is it all the way down there though how is it all the way down there though perfect timing perfect timing it's almost a [ __ ] miracle how they've time that no don't show me the [ __ ] picture in picture wait what wait wait wait wait you can use the left and right click of your mouse to change D this is the first time I'm realizing that I read the controls you can literally just hold W and then left and right click oh my God I didn't oh my God I feel like the ice section isn't bad at all like of course this game has an ice section cuz every [ __ ] game made by any developer when they run out of ideas is an ie section but I feel like there's actually no difference ew it sounds like sloppy mac and cheese dude this section was insanely bad I'm hold I just got to talk about this that section was insanely dumb that was whoever edits this you can just 3x speed that it's just walking and that is it it did nothing at all there was no CH that was crazy it just made sloppy [ __ ] sounds every 5 seconds are you a grower or shower that question's always perplexed me cuz who's a shower it's like hey does your penis naturally grow when blood goes there or do you show your [ __ ] to people uh yeah no it uh it doesn't grow at all even a little bit but I do show everybody my penis yeah uh show them what it looks like uh uh just the whole [ __ ] hand ball so look I like to wh and Ketch about Twitter like everybody else but I am still an avid Twitter user and part of the reason I like Twitter is because I feel like it keeps me up to date on things that happen in the world and part of the way that happens is by the trending tab but recently the trending tab changed and it's now fitting my interests which it it's kind of accurate in hitting but it pisses me off cuz now my trending tab is like VCT Sentinels defeated I don't [ __ ] go to Twitter for this I know I watched tell me what's happening in the world tell me about the [ __ ] that that everyone else is talking about having said that Elon Musk is in my dream poker rotation ew well hear out my reasoning hear out my logic there's an excerpt in Elon musk's biography written by the great Walter isson about a poker game he played at a friend's house and so he basically shows up to his friend's house they're all playing poker and he's like what's this and they're like they're like they we're playing poker do you want in and he's like sure and the Buy's like 10 bands or something and then the first hand he goes all in instantly loses and then he's like can I buy back in and everyone else is like sure and then he goes all in again and he proceeds to do it like eight times in a row until he wins and then immediately gets up from the table and cashes out every time I think of it it's like it's like it's most insane thing ever it's like the worst Vibes ever it it is deplorable poker Behavior it is basically how children play when they have no concept of money he just has no concept of money cuz he's a billionaire oh dude an ice section that's so [ __ ] smart and fun thoughts on the [Laughter] eclipse yo lwig thoughts on the uh Earth's cycle around the Sun what do you mean it's cool I mean it's like what do you mean comment I agree it's cool but it's like it's just a natural phenomenon of our you Universe I just find that my opinion is not that valuable in every [Music] situation that was like a Flintstones character the way I ran on that I'm assuming these giant Yellowstone es geysers will shoot my ball up in a way I don't want it to test it nah I'll let squeaks test [Music] that okay I tested it for you guys [ __ ] that [ __ ] that's unlucky wow what an unlucky starting spot that's insane that's insane that's so [ __ ] oh God bless God bless God bless God bless that that was so [ __ ] up though holy [ __ ] oh my God I know this is a cash grab from the dev but [ __ ] that a water section wait whoa whoa whoa wait what is this occasionally while walking I just start slipping it looks like dare I say it is ice maybe it's slick slick oil it does sound like a movie theater floor the back row specifically yeah definitely a back row situation I remember one time in college I met this girl and our whole friend group went to watch Monsters University and she made a move on me and put like her hand on my thigh and then like I held her hand and then we kissed and she wanted to keep making out and I was like I'm sorry but I really want to watch Monsters University so I shut that [ __ ] down and I'm glad I did cuz you know it was pretty enthralling like I if you pay for an AMC movie ticket to watch a damn Pixar movie you should get the value of knowing what happened in the movie 60 60% achieved that's it I am moving to a new state for an internship this summer but the the only friends I've made are foreign so this month will probably be the last I'll ever see them in person I'm in first stage of grief LW that is a bummer but hey if you made friends once you can't stop talking to me I'm watching this instead of doing my math homework I would like to pride myself on the fact that I don't think I'm just one of those school's a waste of time andies I actually found school to be very valuable and enlightening and I I think people delude themselves into thinking that their potential that their set is so great by by teachers parents Etc is like more important than actually having discipline having said all that I think most math classes I've ever taken in my life are not really valuable to me anymore it is the one subject where we kind of figured it out with calculators so you don't really need it unless you go into some deeper studies of math find the derivative exactly finding derivatives foil it doesn't come up man it just doesn't come up I'm sorry to say get [Music] off that's fine that's fine that's not that bad that's not that bad perhaps if I calculated the yal MX plus b of the trajectory I could have made it I don't know what this is I'm assuming it's lava and if I touch the lava I'll die can I just walk on the lava by the way I've been like doing all this [ __ ] extra work of not going on the I mean yeah I can just I can tank that oh wait no I can't why did I think I could [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why are you 5050 in the rail okay it's fine it's fine we got saved no no no it's so miserable it's so miserable I don't like having to carry this boulder up the mountain stop that Boulder he stole my purse no oh my God no [ __ ] the running back is the worst part the running it back I hate it I hate it dude you guys are actually Psychopaths I've seen so many comments from the sideline like damn wish this game punished you harder like [ __ ] you're not playing it you're the type of [ __ ] to watch football and be like yeah they should hit each other harder I just liked it better and then all the football players are like hey we are dying from brain injury and you're like eh no I wasn't really asking about that I just wish you guys hit each other harder is what I said you are now manually breathing and you can feel your left tie become itchy uh oh okay that this is fun this is fun uh you are now aware of the fact that the housing crisis is not going to stop and you'll never be able to afford a home in America and income inequality will forever daunt your life we don't have to do this oh baby oh what the [ __ ] am I looking at there's still so much more more I was imagine sist on a damned Hill I didn't think it was like some magnetic tectonic plate display I guess it's also a hill I feel like we're close are those rupes what what what what no I didn't even touch anything that's such a [ __ ] joke you threw I got scammed I got I got cheated if that's throwing then like we just have different definitions of different words I was I was literally Hood betrayed Hoodwinked let astray taken for a fool bent over the barrel like I don't know how to phrase it okay all right we made it to the final section what do the rot pe's do can I collect them or can I ignore them completely yeah I'll ignore them completely thank you very much what do the red ones do let's read they [ __ ] me they [ __ ] me is what they do that's fun there's another section how much left is there man [ __ ] 80% let's do quick math it's taking me about 2 hours let's just say 2 hours cuz it took me 30 minutes to figure out the tutorial to get to where I am right now if it took that long calculating calculating [ __ ] math maybe is useful I bet LeBron would have finished this game by now if he were in your body LeBron says something funny on his podcast he goes the way I look at the game of basketball is kind of like like I'm playing chess out there and then he paused and he goes I've never played chess but people said I'd be very good at chess if I were to have played chess and I was like all right I feel you LeBron I think the same thing we are not too different you and I so you tell me when Zeus set up the path for sopus he was just like yeah we'll make it look like Hellfire volcanoes and then a a nice bamboo section with some tatami mats I'm quite partial to the Japanese infrastructure and general architectural design what the [ __ ] is this I'm just gonna I'm just GNA ride the side baby can't go wrong riding the side come on come on push push push push push dude I [ __ ] was afraid of that happening you know what [ __ ] right in the side let's go down the middle let's go down the middle I can see the lightning bolt it's so big we're so close what this this the Crest toothpaste section look I got no complaints it's kind of easy I I'm not even my hands off this W key only simulator God there's still so much left this lightning bolt I thought it was at the end it's it's not even at the end touch the bolt it gives you power ups yeah you've sold that how much more is there I feel like I've been climbing for hours I have been climbing for hours but I feel like it dude what if the game was an autogenerated Copus Boulder push simulator it just keeps going and the leaderboard is about who has the most perseverance I guess that literally is Subway Surfers now that I think about it I think I see the end maybe I'm wrong but it looks like it crests up at the top maybe two more sections wait are these guys sentient what stop stop away away okay I'm not going to lie these rocks don't do anything these guys are not very strong okay we are not not close what the [ __ ] dude every time I reach a section it just looks like there's another four section wait no I see it do you guys no no please please please I'll do anything piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] little [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] go [ __ ] you we did get very lucky there's definitely a universe that that could have gone all the way back I think if it went all the way back we are done okay I think I'm just going to avoid you like Z plue no oh my God [ __ ] that was terrifying I'm assuming these giant pools of what seem to be beautiful golden Ambrosia will [ __ ] me up why did I why' that happen wait where's it falling wait no no why doesn't it stop at the Rocks all right well it's not going to be a sub three hour run uh this game doesn't seem good to speedrun I'm assuming unless there's some like secret trick to go way faster which I'd be interested to see but it seems like even if you run it perfectly it would just take you an hour of holding the W key yes yes yes come on man what is this is it a trick will something fall from the sky is it a victory road I know something's going to happen chat I know it's just not a walk in the park [ __ ] Picking Daisies to look all pretty for Big Daddy Zeus wait Chad is it over is it actually over that's right baby it's light work man it's light work I look I know a lot of these other streamers they struggle with these fan games these sopan games if you will not us not over here man perseverance willpower an unwavering desire to complete the goal watch out watch out watch out for what watch out for what don't [ __ ] lie to me here don't lie to me in go I'm number two incoming there's not a second Golem all right wait chat how many gifted for me to jump off like what if I how many gift for me to push the boulder off right now it's like a Tik Tok live stream wait if you guys donate one Galaxy I'll push the boulder off wait isn't the whole myth of sopus that he can't even end that he gets to the very very top and it all resets ah probably not in this one though n this probably one with those with a really clean succinct ending where I put the boulder at the top and then I sit on it and I watch the world Zeus Almighty Zeus I have brought you the check notes Boulder you requested I've climbed past volcano giant stone golems bamboo and Tatamy mat alike Mount Olympus here it is wait I actually [ __ ] did it sisifus you finally reached the summit Copus what meaning can you find in this endless suffering ooh okay option one I wait for death option two I will roll the rock up 10,000 times option three the gods Will Set Me Free an option four I acknowledge meaninglessness like okay if I was answering for me and this was actually Zeus and I was actually sopus I think I answer number two I'd say Zeus I find joy in this act the same way a baker enjoys getting up in the morning to make delicious beautiful bread the same way a barber enjoys clocking in to cut all the beautiful people's hair is the same way I will enjoy rolling the boulder up the mountain but I feel like in the context of this game I don't want them to send me all the way back down I don't want I feel like they're going to send me all the way back down I don't want to do that chat has decided number four I mean look if we don't like it we can just bring the boulder all the way back up we'll just carry the boulder all the way back up no that'll be chill Copus what meaning can you find in this endless suffering I acknowledge meaninglessness and I also pursue unconditional joy in the moments between life and death seems you found the meaning of your life not even this punishment can dominate you I must reflect on this too the time has come I will send down the Boulder so push it back up again wait wait dude why like let's get a lunch first you know you did not give up amidst the endless repeating challenges and in that process you discovered true happiness we support your life constantly striving like Copus congratulations on clearing the game woo 3 hours 15 minutes 30 seconds that's pretty Speedy man to be fair I spent the the first 30 minutes not even knowing the damn controls look people ask me do I get sick of playing the fan games or better yet do I even enjoy playing them and the simple answer is [ __ ] no no I do not enjoy playing them not even a little bit but there's like a hard to describe sense of I don't know if it's Euphoria or if it's simply relief that I've delusioned myself into believing is euphoria that I get when I actually am done that I don't get playing any other game time Taken 3 hours 13 minutes 17 out of bounds first clear are they saying first clear like there are people who are clearing this game a 100 times the dev of this game's dulu my brother in Christ there are almost no people who are playing this game a second time uhoh [Music]

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Length: 22min 52sec (1372 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2024