What Flavor Works Best in Ice Cream?

ice cream the moment that the first man milked the cow and sucked upon its teeth what he always wondered what if i make it a little bit cooler for a little bit of cow titty milk on a hot day a little bit of cow titty milk on a hot day never hurt anyone did it schlatt no and there's a variety of flavors of ice cream you've got vanilla you've got chocolate you've got pistachio for some reason we all know what flavors of ice cream we like but we don't know what flavors of ice cream we don't you know we've done this experiment before we tried this with cereal what would make a better replacement for milk and it turns out [ __ ] nothing so while we're doing this i have no idea i bought this overly expensive ice cream maker it can make ice cream out of anything you want ice cream out of [ __ ] i was just gonna say that we're gonna head to the grocery store and we're gonna find ingredients for the worst ice cream flavors that we can possibly make hey you're my special boy you know that hey all right so we're back from the grocery store i killed the homeless man at the grocery store he was begging for it we have most of the ingredients here of what we're going to be doing for this ice cream today we're inventing these ice cream flavors from scratch and the simplest ice cream flavor i found was 20 ounces of whatever you're trying to put together and two cups of heavy cream we actually don't have any idea if this is gonna work this could be an absolute failure but knowing me and knowing schlatt this is gonna go just fine i killed a man today i lured him to death with a can of baked beans that's my favorite way of doing it we're not sure if we're going to use this for ice cream but we got some peanut butter today and um sl what happened to this peanut butter well you said you weren't sure if we were going to use it and so i did oh oh my god hot cheetos ice cream we have no idea if this is gonna work what i think we're gonna do is we're just gonna combine these into the ice cream maker and see if it makes ice cream this is the flaming hot cheetos mac and cheese and the reason why i chose this is because each of these has a packet of cheetos dust in it pure stuff straight from the source this kind of [ __ ] normally costs like 200 on the on the dl wow oh it's would you snort this no for a hundred dollars would you snort this for a crisp 20 how do i wipe my [ __ ] dirty [ __ ] filled ass with let me sweeten the deal a little bit oh reaches into a wallet full of money full of money and pulls out one more 20 i'm a businessman oh [Music] you are such a [ __ ] money [ __ ] two wow how much money would it take for you to snort some [ __ ] cheeto dust add another 20 in there and i'm sold i don't have my wallet you [ __ ] [ __ ] you're the rest of the line no you [ __ ] [Music] what we got to do is we've got to make a [ __ ] puree of this dust and the cheetos for the crunchy aspect and then so what i'm thinking if i bust out my fancy blender i'm just gonna pour two [ __ ] bags of this stuff in oh jeez oh my lord i guess i'm just gonna try to mix this jesus christ that's gonna [ __ ] explode oh my god disgusting consistency it can't handle it bro i guess we're just going to try to put it in the ice cream maker smell that oh it's vile why don't we look at a tutorial that's what it looks like that's very milky i think that might be just what we need this is going to be something else if this comes out how i'm imagining it in my head do you think we're going to prison probably hope this ice cream is good probably not [Music] the ice cream is done it looks kind of like ice cream it kind of does cream smells like flamin hot cheetos man hey cheers oh my god bro i can't even do it i can't even do it do it no do it no if the taste is good no no no no no no no no hold on listen no no here comes the airplane that 911 [ __ ] doesn't work on me i'm telling you bad things happen do you want me to bring the big fist i'd rather snort more [ __ ] cheeto dust i would i'd rather do it [ __ ] oh oh my god you did like half the live holy [ __ ] don't no you can't act like you can't act like you just play that off right right now you're gonna don't make the next [ __ ] ice cream ted you're not you're not gonna you're not gonna let's make the next [ __ ] ice cream [Music] coca-cola chocolate chum jumbo uma sermon we're going to add more [ __ ] ingredients this time we're going to it's not just coca-cola and cream we read online that it probably makes sense to add some egg yolks to it and luckily i've got some eggs in store here at the ted nevison household for this we're going to add some egg yolks we're gonna add some coca-cola into the bowl and we're gonna add the heavy cream like we're supposed to in a little bit of sugar i guess i'm gonna like this pretty jazzed for this i'm [ __ ] pumped for some coca-cola soda [ __ ] dude egg yolks oh dude why did you do that two tablespoons of sugar did you clear that [ __ ] from all the cheese yeah i did oh yeah you did ted this is it coca-cola ice cream let's do it my loins are feeling a little bit delicious right ted this is the best one that if this isn't good i'm going to be pissed you're going to have a little cry you're going to cry i'm going to be upset you're going to throw a little bit on you yeah i'm going to find a little fiddler i might kill another [ __ ] homeless guy oh dude whoa i need to pull it out coca-cola ice cream will it taste good cheers [Music] that's actually pretty damn good good i like it i like it wow that's way better the other one was inedible i would rather take out a payday loan than eat that other ice cream again what are you doing you're putting so much chocolate sauce in there it's basically like you're just having chocolate ice cream shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] you little [ __ ] it's pleasant i think that's the word i describe it with pleasant it's not heavy it's not it's not going to make you you know keel over and die later out of out of stomach pain this is this is just good yeah i'm happy [Music] i don't think there's anything that can ruin my day now well here's the thing schlatt remember how we got spinach oh yeah spinach ice cream ladies and gentlemen that's the next thing on the on the docket why are you why are you smiling creamed spinach ice cream next up on the menu here is that oh [ __ ] what the hell so going into the next part of the video i hit the chair below you damn ah now i'm the fool going into the next part of the vid hey you watch you watch it bucko [Laughter] [Applause] right here i've got some sauced creamed spinach it's disgusting i'm not even gonna eat it dude what the [ __ ] you need to add water bro all right here we go stop that good good we're making your new favorite ice cream you spent 600 [ __ ] dollars on this and it's failed both times both times it doesn't work it's very green it's spinach [Music] oh ah look at that i need to wanna it's time to create the spinach flavored ice cream we've got our grand boy here what would you call him oh i'd call him alexander alexander no i think i know a quite more fitting name spud what are your hopes and dreams for the spinach ice cream i'm very excited about it i hope it kills me and i never have to eat it again kind of like [Music] the homeless man you killed is that where you're going with this you know me so well but here we go baby [Music] so the spinach flavored ice cream has finished this is the best looking ice cream so far it looks like mint chocolate chip or like some kind of mint or pistachio this looks pretty good it does this looks pretty solid i'm pretty jazzed to try it oh you're jazzed about this all right here we go sink it baby here we go [Music] you can eat that i don't know why you would hey this is a creamy treat wait spinach is walking in not only is this spinach ice cream this is spinach ice cream with sauce with it's like creamed spinach ice cream don't make that [ __ ] noise you degenerate you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you must feel like such a such a loser [Music] fireball ice cream cinnamony sweet fireball ice cream warms your insides like no other like that little like that little uh burmese mountain dog from tom and jerry that has the thing of brandy around his neck and then he then he gives it to tom who's like a frozen icicle when he's out in the cold in the mountains you remember that episode this is a very specific episode of tom and jerry grey mouse came and he's like pushing [ __ ] you ever down on your luck you ever looking for a way out you're looking to feel good with no consequences are you looking to strengthen your relationship with your wife non-addictive no hidden fees booze it up baby two cups of milk ted will prepare eight egg yolk we're just [ __ ] overloading this thing with sugar bro holy sh that's a [ __ ] that's what it calls for baby here we go as an alcoholic this excites me more than any other flavor has it's time now for us to try the fireball flavored ice cream schlatt you're pretty excited about this one i added a lot of fireball i actually added more in extra really well it went going really while you were upstairs actually poured more in oh you seem pretty excited oh this is the most like ice cream of anything that we've had is it really it is oh you're right wow dude that is like ice that is [ __ ] ice cream this is the most consistency of ice cream that i've ever seen from what we have so far it's impressive it really is how's the smell that smells like fireball cheers cheers that's another [ __ ] win ted that's another win that's pretty damn good strong too pretty damn alcoholic it's almost like you get you're getting almost the same burn yeah it's crazy this is like a really really tasty sweet cinnamon ice cream this is actually really alcoholic too if you finished like a whole bunch of this you'd be there's not too much to say about this i mean this is just really good you know who invented fireball mario [Laughter] whoa calm down oh come on man you're welcome for suggesting fireball and not spinach the only reason you wanted this is because you're an alcoholic yeah but you're glad i am schlatt i'm glad you're an alcoholic [Music] so while schlatt and i were waiting for the fireball ice cream to finish we ordered a pizza and i thought it would be a good idea to get a 28-inch pizza not really understanding how big that was i told them it was too much schlatt's words are usually full of deceit and lies so i think you guys can understand i just didn't believe him but the pizza that came was this [ __ ] big which is a really large pizza big pizza i'm not exactly sure what to do with this much pizza other than to make it into ice cream are you serious yes and so what's the plan here what are we just gonna blend it up you know schlatt that's actually exactly what i was thinking oh my god you're putting another slice in yeah oh god oh yeah yeah yeah pizza that's pizza man now we put the pizza mixture in here this is not gonna taste good i think you should have some trust and spud to make something great here i trust spud i'm not gonna lie give sput a little kiss give him a kiss love you spud [Music] this one should be nice say something nice to him you're awesome spud all right lock them up guy come on time for some pizza ice cream boom [Music] all right so the pizza ice cream had a little bit of trouble i got the most ice cream like pizza ice cream from what it made and now schlatt and i are gonna try it right now it's 2 a.m we've been at this for a while and now we're going to end the night with some some pizza ice cream hey wake up wake up wake up wake up pizza ice cream baby oh i don't like that yeah no it's it's it tastes like pizza it's just in it it tastes like pizza but in edible form yeah wow it like it's like just like a creamy pizza i didn't think it'd be that bad it was no that was really bad i didn't think it would be this bad oh pizza ice cream not good do not put pizza in a blender and then mix it with heavy cream and try to make it ice cream it's not gonna work out [ __ ] pizza ice cream this is the coca-cola ice cream we're gonna end out the video enjoying this [ __ ] basically just make ice cream out of liquids i think that's that's really true yeah that's a very good moral of the story yeah make ice cream out of liquids you could make orange juice ice cream you could make cranberry juice ice cream you could make [ __ ] yeah the second thing i learned ted is that spinach doesn't belong in ice cream and it doesn't even belong in people's stomachs the entire cartoon popeye was a lie does not make you stronger it makes you weaker makes you a better but what does belong in ice cream alcohol alcohol belongs in ice cream and it should be encouraged for children let me know in the comments what you want me and schlatt to try in the future next time he's out here in la we love being miserable that's like our that's like our main thing and the last thing that i learned is that you can hire a pizza company to turn a dead body into a pizza and then blend it into an ice cream and then gag oh my god are you [ __ ] kidding me ted see you guys later next time bye-bye hey thanks for watching this video created by me ted nevison nificen that's a scottish name perhaps even the name of the lord which leads me to talk about today's sponsor of this video established title established titles is a project based on a historic scottish custom where land owners are referred to as lairds or lords and ladies in english they allow people to purchase as little as one square foot of land in scotland so legally you're allowed to call yourself a lord or a lady they sent me this proclamation of my own which is on its way and from now on ladies and gentlemen i am lord ted neverson but this isn't about just buying land so you can have a fancy title for every order they're planting a tree to protect the woodlands of scotland and they support global 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Length: 18min 46sec (1126 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 12 2022