My Kids Need to Appreciate My Money | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

a good father and I've always I've always been like that but I and I parent the same way that my mother parents fear and Terror that's my M that's how my mama parent fear me and my mama was never friends never like a lot of y'all talking about you friends with your kids me and my mama have never been friends we've never even had a friendly conversation these conversations like I I grew up like that my mother was a tough character and now I a tough character on my kids and sometimes I go a little overboard cuz I remember Disneyland which one is which one is in Florida Disney World that's the one sir I took my kids to Disney World was supposed to be the greatest place on on Earth at the time I had never been my mom ain't never took me to no damn Disney World I spent $ 4700 to take my children to Disney World we at Disney world $4,700 has been spent by by me and we at Disney World and this little white boy I don't know his name but he got my children cussed out at Disney World the greatest place on Earth not due to anything I did or he did due to them L white Bo was doing what he's supposed to be doing living his damn life Disney World is the greatest place on Earth the little white boy runs past me he had on some duck feet some Mickey ears and had one of the biggest suckers I've ever seen in my life big it's like a moon he got suckers juice running all down his arm little white boy ran past me and said Hey sir I'm having the time of my life and took off run I said that little white boy is having a good ass time at the greatest place on Earth I turn around my children are walking like this at the greatest place on Earth you frowning at the greatest place on Earth and after I didn't spent $ 4700 I had to bring them in I brought my kids in I say everybody come here I need everybody right here round it up let me talk to you now this this conversation I may have been a little strong in this conversation I started off I started off real light real late I said hey that's the lightest it gonna get [Applause] hey right after that it's like man what the [ __ ] is wrong with your [ __ ] face y'all frowning at the greatest place on Earth let me tell y'all [ __ ] something if I turn around and I don't see your [ __ ] teeth I'mma knock them [ __ ] down your throat you understand me my children walking behind me like [Applause] this they Mama came back from the restaur slded all these teeth and children turn around say what's wrong with y'all my daughter is the spokesperson for the whole Squad my daughter say daddy say if he turn around around and he don't see our [ __ ] teeth he going knock it out our throat they thought they was going to get some help from their mama you know saying my daughter like cuz he said he spent $4,700 and he ain't for our [ __ ] that mama said hey y'all know how he is about his money yeah

Channel: Ali Siddiq

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Id: dA21craXQUQ

Length: 4min 32sec (272 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 03 2024