Pleasing My Daughter | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

I have I have multiple children you know very good father all of them know me and live with me and all the rest of that but it's one child that I'm not I'm not scared of her at all um you know cuz I used to be the most powerful force in the house it has shifted to a 5-year-old her name is Hanan Hanan is my baby she my favorite I get it but she's ignorant she her her the the level and she's very intimidating she's a very intimidating kid I I'm not scared of I just don't want to not please her um cuz you know if anybody going to put me on Forensic Files it's going to be her is it is it if if somebody going to kill me for insurance money it's going to be her I'm getting ready to leave getting ready to leave my house been in the house all day getting ready to go and I'm I I have an assignment for myself I'm going to wash my truck and I'm coming back home that's what I'm doing I know what I'm doing that's my day um Hanan sees me getting ready to leave Hanan walks in sits down said Daddy you about to leave I said yes Hanan he said yeah good it's a couple things I need you to bring me back Hanan I'm going to wash my truck and I'm coming home Hanan says um yeah I need two mangoes and a new pair of Peppa Pig panties I need a whole pack I say Hanan I don't care what you need I'm going to wash my truck and I'm coming back I'm not getting no goddamn Peppa Pig Panic that's what I'm not doing Hanan heard me loud and clear Hanan repeated what she needed her n said two mangoes new pack of Peppa Pig panties and she leaves and I'm thinking Hanan don't run me I'm not scared of her I went and washed my truck I even stopped by the bank extra stop driving home drove past my house cuz Something Told told me I couldn't go in there without them mangoes Peppa Pig pants now I'm a man I got to control things make sure everything is in intact I bought the stuff I walked in her room keep my manhood I walked in her room and I threw it at her n at your [ __ ] her got to regain the power back heran still manages to shift the power back to her I'm in the kitchen washing dishes I feel somebody looking at me I turn it's Hanan Hanan says you did good with them [Applause] panties [Applause] and my powerless ass said Thank You Hanan

Channel: Ali Siddiq

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Length: 3min 40sec (220 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 17 2024