Abusive Babysitter | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

I was a good little brother though I was my sister um I've always been scared of my my older sister I never forget my mother gave her um too much power one day I remember I was I was six she was eight my mother um we had we had a babysitter but the babysitter crossed the line and my mother had to put her in check and so she said we was going to have to watch each other from that point on now a lot of a lot of children go through abuse because they their parents don't put their foot down on something my mama babysitter that that abusive babysitter this lady my momma 411 just you understand she 411 this lady babysitting us and my mother told me I could have this donut after I finished my work so I'm going to get the donut the lady told me to put the donut down but I said my work is finished she said I don't care you work finished or not put the donut down I said but my mama told me I could have it so I picked the donut back up and the lady slapped me right and I ain't say nothing I got and I walked to my mama room and call my mama at work [Music] [Applause] rotary phone asked to speak to my mama told my mother what happened I knew it was going to be bad cuz I heard my mother car pull up in the driveway and we lived in apartments at that [Applause] time I heard my mom call and these apartments we lived in they had cement steps is met they had cement steps it's like my mother was breaking each step and she was coming up I could hear and that lady was sitting in the living room and I came around that corner I was like this you in trouble you are in trouble I promise you you in trouble and my sister she ain't know what I ain't tell my sister my sister came out what's going on I hear Mama I said that lady SLA me must said what my mama came there no questions and she whooping this lady ass and she drove that lady down the steps by her help I'm my face forward it was no like down that lady that lady getting this skined up and my mama came back in the house look here ain't no more goddamn babysitters ain't no more babysitters y'all got to watch each other from here on out I don't trust nobody with y'all ass now you you are in charge of him if he got a line you whoop his ass I was like wait a minute she ate don't give her no power like that don't get her tell her who my ass she ate she crazy and my sister look like yeah yeah I'm on your ass [Applause] boy and I and I knew my sister took it serious I know she took it serious cuz I'm eating oatmeal we getting ready to go to school I'm eating oatmeal she said boy let's go my sister came over up their Bel let's go I said God [Applause] damn it hit me with a goddamn Wonder Woman bill do you do you realize you understanding I am 50 years old and I'm still I'm still likewe scared of my sister my sister was in my house the other day and she did she wasn't even doing nothing to me she did this and I was like you better hit me in my house you want to I'm grown I wish you would hit me in my house

Channel: Ali Siddiq

Views: 218,061

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Id: Hi5iu383PJw

Length: 5min 22sec (322 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2024