Pills in Prison & Weed in Jamaica | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

i got out of prison in 1997 october 21st and i think i'm one of the only people that left prison and i watched people cry when i left they couldn't even they couldn't even come and say bye i'm just boo hoo crying people kill us natural born killers crying because the best thing in their entire life was leaving them because see people don't understand i didn't start i say i started doing stand-up but just joking i actually started in prison because see i realized when i was there i used to wake up and dudes be mad all the time and i just was i was frustrated with them like hey man what y'all mad for so i would get up every morning and roll the door and say hey what's wrong with y'all ain't nobody going home today every day because i want them to get that out they mine stop sitting up thinking that you going home somebody's been imagining come to that gate and say hey charles come on you going home you ain't going nowhere man this is your life right now live in the moment you got to live here man y'all trippin that's why you so uptight man you and and i made some mistakes in there i made some let me tell you i don't man this little generation of these little pill poppers i don't know what's wrong with y'all i took it's a thing it's a a thing called a rugby it's a pill called a rugby i'm thinking i need some sleep i ask this dude i say hey man can you give me something to sleep just a random mexican in prison with me he broke me off a piece of this pill called a rugby i took the pill boom i'm good for about three four five now about three minutes my life was normal for three minutes only because i was sitting down sitting there got up no i'm gonna sit back down man ain't no floor right there it was floor all in here when i walked in here why ain't no flow so they they called time to go eat i'm hungry but my sale man is this this thing is going on in here i'm in my cell having a full-blown conversation with about six people ain't nobody in this room but me and i'm answering questions and everything who you talking to you man you better say something else to me and see what happened i ain't finna go out there and people out there tripping you seeing them go look at the window ain't nobody out there ring the doorbell who got a doorbell do you forget we locked up who locked up i ain't locked up i'm free who free it's time to go eat where we better go i get out the sale on the way to the cafeteria and all i remember was leaning up against this wall and people coming back from eating and i'm sitting there like i got belle palsy on my whole body i said man where y'all coming from say you're eating i'm hungry i want to eat man you been there for 10 minutes who me man i just got here i don't know who y'all talking to but what you better do is stop talking to me you all right so i don't i don't take pills because you don't know what you're taking you don't know what you're taking i'm all day gone i've only it's only two times this has happened to me that's one i was locked up and then first time ever in jamaica i'm in jamaica messing around with this dude called rootsman let me tell you man when people when you got a name called roots mine don't think you can smoke weed with roots mine that man been smoking weed his whole life since he was a child since he was an infant you're not supposed to be somewhere and can't say what happened the whole week you're supposed to be able to say a whole week of stuff i go from i miss wednesday just let me say that it's a wednesday in my life that i don't know what went on all i know i was safe that's all i know you ain't supposed to dance what happened to you

Channel: Ali Siddiq

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Length: 6min 25sec (385 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 02 2015