I Embarrass My Kids as Punishment | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

no no no not doing it you understand so what I do what I do is I embarrass my kid see embarrassment last way longer I didn't know it I didn't know it embarrassment man brother how old are you brother 44 you up there with me so you know remember Isaiah Thomas yeah remember is you remember the outfit remember outfit do y'all remember Isaiah times when he played for Detroit Pistons little shorts little ass shorts long socks Jersey tucked in my daughter my daughter's teacher called me and said that my baby was at school being disruptive and I said see it ain't so let me tell you why why I'm offended that she even being [ __ ] disruptive because her father is the president of the PTA now which is is a very white woman dominated sport very dominated dominated white woman been dominating this goddamn [ __ ] for years domination Total Domination you can't find a black goddamn PTA president across the country I didn't know it was that serious cuz I and I was even trying to be the PTA president let me tell you how it happened I'm in the P meeting being a good parent in there listening to the lady talk and it's old white dude in there have you ever been in a conversation with somebody and you didn't know you was in the conversation they just start [ __ ] talking to you and I'm sitting there minding my own business and that man said I'm sick of hearing her goddamn [Laughter] voice that man ta me no you don't understand she been goddamn p president for 3 years and I'm tired of hearing a goddamn voice I'm just here and then the man says something that PE my goofy ass interest you tell about I'm sick of here or [ __ ] you should run I said you think I can win he said I'll vote for you now my goof ass just signed up to run for the president the lady name is Mrs Smith Mrs Smith was very and a very aggressive woman I'm getting ready to pull out of the School Mrs Smith pulls her car in front of my car why I can't go forward and she's getting out walking towards my car I roll my window I said oh this crazy white lady she came and tapped on my window I just roll my window down a little bit the lady got her lips all in my goddamn window I start to roll her lips up in that goddamn window cuz the lady talking [ __ ] in my window talk about I heard you going to run for president you will [Laughter] live my baby's in the car I don't want to talk crazy in front of my babies I get out the car I said hold on Miss Smith what you don't know is I'mma run a hell of a campaign and I'm a very formable opponent just know that and then I glanced in her car the white man who told me to run was in her [Applause] car Mr Smith that set me up they having problems at the house I don't know so I win I win I'm I'm I'm the president of the PT I win by a landslide a lot of people tired Miss Smith [ __ ] so I win and now I'm at I'm at the school I I got to I got to be up here I can't you know I just can't just come do the meetings I'm at the school having a good time doing a lot of volunteering and in the morning I'm there and they got me on the stop sign which is a lot of power you it's a lot of power when you on the stop sign this man named Charles keep trying to come in the wrong way every goddamn why hit his with the stop sign hold on Charles take it on back around Charles we don't play this [ __ ] Take It on Back your ass out here Charles now now I got to come up to this school cuz my daughter at school being disruptive is what they told me I told the teacher i' be up there in the morning when I show up 8:30 in the morning Isaiah Thomas outfit on walk right in my daughter classroom my daughter turns around what the [ __ ] I'm in her classroom doing [ __ ] I had my wallet in my sock you know what I'm saying do you know how embarrassed my daughter was when I was in the lunchroom stretching and one of my balls fell out you can't you can't lay that down in Middle [Music] [Music] School embarrassed that girl that girl about to be 23 between 8 and 3:30 you still can't get my daughter to say [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] no I remember Isaiah thas came to my school I embarrass him that's what I that's what I do I'm a I'm a different type of parent

Channel: Ali Siddiq

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Length: 6min 38sec (398 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 19 2023